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Bai Lan lowered her head with a stiff face. The clothes she was wearing were indeed a little brighter... Could it be that the person he possessed was a woman? ? ?

Bai Lan: "..."

Hahahahaha, it must not be like this, but what if...

Bai Lan swallowed her saliva, moved her hands down tremblingly, and touched an indescribable place. After touching something small but definitely there, she relaxed.Limp on the chair.

Great, he's still a man.

"They're all about to get married, how can you behave like this!" The fat woman frowned and scolded mercilessly.The disgust in the eyes is even more obvious.

Bai Lan: "..." Hehe, if he hadn't lost his strength and couldn't even stand up, he would have killed her.

And what made him feel strange was that he could understand the other party's language and words, even though they were different from his.

Could it be a subconscious reaction left on this body?How can it be? !When he possessed the body, he obviously felt that the body was getting colder, and he should be dead.

"Let's go, change your clothes and get on the sedan chair." Just as Bai Lan was thinking wildly, the fat woman finally became impatient, and said with a smile on her face: "If you don't want to be tied to the sedan chair, you have to be honest with my old lady. "

Bai Lan: It is better not to understand than to understand!

Veins popped out of his forehead, and no one dared to speak to him like that before, but he didn't dare to act rashly, not to mention that the energy in his body disappeared inexplicably, and this body was also completely weak. You can push him with just one hand!

……

Yi Ge couldn't help laughing when he saw this. A person who kept laughing in the middle of the road, no matter how good-looking he was, would probably be regarded as a psychopath or a lunatic.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was almost late for school, looked at the back of the "lunatic" in the middle of the road crying, he was a little scared qaq.Grasping the strap of the schoolbag with both hands, clenching his teeth and closing his eyes, he imagined rushing over like a passing pedestrian. However, for Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has the title of flat ground fall, when he passed by the "lunatic"...he fell ... fell...

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Yi Ge: "Hey, are you okay..."

"Qaq, I'm sorry..." Sawada Tsunayoshi held his head and waited for the fist to fall.

The corner of Yi Ge's mouth twitched, he didn't do anything well, why does this person act like he is bullying him?Hey, wait a minute.

Out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly saw the student card that had fallen aside. The boy on it was smiling stupidly. The important thing is that the bottom of the photo read: Nasei Middle School Sawada Tsunayoshi...

Oh~ the pillar of the protagonist of this world...

Yi Ge clapped his palms and smiled. He thought of a good idea. The villain Bai Lan went to ancient times to become a younger brother. If the protagonist also went to ancient times, he would become a brother by the way...

Must be interesting.

The will of the world that suddenly felt that their own pillars and the stepping stones of the pillars were gone was bewildered, but when it counted them being packed by someone to another world, they became even more bewildered.

Looking aggrieved at the culprit below, the will of the world dares not speak out, forget it, anyway, their lives will not be in danger... 嘤qaq

After Yi Ge sent Gang Ji to Brother's World, he was afraid of being regarded as a psycho again, so he found the nearest five-star hotel, ordered snacks, and sat on the sofa to watch slowly.

……

Before waiting for the fist to fall, Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his head cautiously, and found that the "crazy" figure had disappeared for a long time, he was relieved, and the next second, he started bluffing again: "Oops, I'm late, will you be late?" qaq who was bitten to death by senior lark"

Huh?

After taking two steps, Gangji stopped, blinked in confusion, and looked at the strange room environment around him, "I'm on the street, where is this?"

"Crack—" the sound of opening the door.A noble lady (?) walked in from the outside, and when she saw the young man standing in the middle of the room, she immediately smiled and said, "My son is so handsome in this wedding dress."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Huh?

"Well, this auntie..." He raised his hand weakly.

"Auntie?" The lady frowned, touched his forehead worriedly, and said, "Son, are you overwhelmed by the joy of getting married? Why don't you even know your mother?"

"Get married????" Like a lightning strike on his head, Gang Ji stared at her with wide eyes in horror.

The lady smiled and said: "Yes, alas, son, don't worry, your wife is the one you have been secretly in love with before, and his family is now in decline, and has already sold him to our family..."

Maybe the lady was too happy today, and she talked a lot, which made Tsunayoshi Sawada almost figure out that she was going to get married soon.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was so shocked by this news that he was speechless.

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

I am Tsunayoshi Sawada, I have traveled through time, and I am about to get married...

The noble lady thought that he was too excited to speak, so she teased him a few words, and it happened that the auspicious time had come, and Gang Ji was driven away.

However, he has never ridden a horse before, so how can a waste material that even a Chihuahua is afraid of, be able to ride it.

Tsuna, who tried to ride a horse again and fell down, was ashamed. He didn't need to look, he could feel the mocking eyes of the people around him.The lady said angrily: "Who got the horse?! Didn't you know that the young master can't ride it! Come here, the slave who is in charge at this time will be dragged down and beaten to death."

As soon as the lady finished speaking, a person ran out of the crowd and knelt down and begged for mercy: "Madam, please forgive me, I was just negligent, and I will never dare again!"

hit... kill...

Gang Ji was frightened, and pleaded with tears in his eyes: "A...Auntie..."

"kindness?"

The little rabbit trembled all over: "Mother, don't die... qaq"

The lady smiled and said: "Son is right, today is your good day, you can't see blood. Come here, drag it down and hit ten boards!"

"Thank you ma'am, thank you young master!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...then how do we go to greet the relatives..." He doesn't know how to ride a horse, so he doesn't have to go to greet the relatives, so he doesn't need to get married, right?

The lady smiled gracefully: "Son, just wait, let the bride make the sedan chair herself." I heard that the other party is looking for death at home, if you don't give him a warning, I'm afraid he won't be obedient in the future.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who knows nothing about ancient marriage customs, is still thinking about how he should go back...

After waiting for half an hour, the bride arrived.

Sitting in the bridal sedan chair, Bai Lan looked spoiled. He inquired about the identity of the body without any trace while on the way, but the identity was found out, but he also inquired about another very scary thing!That is—the setting of this world.

There are not only men and brothers in this world! ! !No woman no woman no woman! !The fat woman he saw was also a brother, but she was a little fatter.

My brother's body is no different from that of a man, the difference is that my brother has a cinnabar mole, and he looks gorgeous and feminine!When Bai Lan thought of the fat woman, she really looked like a woman, but she was gorgeous... Sorry, he really didn't see it.

There is no difference between the so-called elder brother and the ancient Chinese women, not to mention the three obediences and four virtues, the most important thing is!He, a big man, actually possessed himself and became a brother!And this brother will have children! ! ! !

...he wanted to be quiet.

Just when Bailan Sanguan was reorganized, the sedan chair had already arrived at its destination.Then, he heard a soft voice: "You...you come out." Gang Ji turned his eyes to the lady, thinking of what the other party taught him just now, and continued to whisper: "Mother... lady ..."

Bai Lan: "..."

He wanted to rush out and kill everyone, but he felt his powerless strength... He could only compromise first, and then make a long-term plan!

In the next process, Tsunayoshi Sawada and Bai Lan didn't know how to get through it. They evaded themselves in a daze and got married.

Wait, didn't Huaguo have a bridal chamber in ancient times? !Why don't you make trouble! ?

Bai Lan was sitting on the edge of the bed, and Gang Ji was sitting on the stool. The two were a meter away, looking at each other silently.

Bai Lan didn't dare to act rashly, and Gang Ji also blushed with embarrassment.Suddenly, Bai Lan heard the person on the other side say: "How can I go back qaq, I don't know if my mother will be worried when she finds out that he is missing..."

Bai Lan paused, lifted the hijab, and asked directly: "...you also time-traveled?"

Gangji was startled: "Huh??? You too??"

Bai Lan nodded.

"That's great＼(^▽^)／!" Seeing his relatives, Tsunayoshi approached him, and it was the first time he asked boldly, "What's your name? My name is Sawada Tsunayoshi. How did you come here?"

"……Kokichi Sawada?"

Tsuna Yoshi: "ovo yes!"

"...My name is Bai Lan." The veins on Bai Lan's forehead kept twitching non-stop. He got married, and the person he married was actually a good-for-nothing, and it was the person he wanted to cheat a moment ago!

He must kill and silence :)

Gang Ji suddenly moved uncomfortably, "Bai Lan, do you feel a little hot all of a sudden?"

Bai Lan gave him a strange look, and the next second her face changed drastically, and she shouted, "Cover your nose and mouth and don't breathe!"

As a waste material, how could he have such a fast reaction ability, and even if he reacted, it was still too late. He looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada whose eyes were a little red, and was a little flustered for the first time in this world, not because he was afraid of Sawada Gangji has something to do, but... a reminder, love medicine, this is it! !

Bai Lan suddenly felt that something was wrong and wanted to escape, but her hands and feet suddenly became weak, and she collapsed on the bed.Then he was thrown down by someone, and when he looked up, he saw Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was blushing and losing his mind.

……

Damn it hurts.