The first noodle shop in history

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid."

The four-eyed priest was at the front again, and Lu Hua walked last, rubbing the back of the cat in his arms, and secretly biting his ear, "Little pigeon, do you think there will be a zombie uncle movie where the main character is the four-eyed Taoist?" ?”

Yi Ge grunted comfortably, and sent him a voice transmission: "It's very possible, the two films are originally from the same series, and Uncle Nine is also the senior brother of the four-eyed Taoist priest. There is definitely a connection."

When Lu Hua heard what he said, she was sure in her heart, but she didn't know if the plot of "Uncle Zombie" had passed.

"No."

Lu Hua wondered, "How do you know, little pigeon?"

Yi Ge raised his head to signal him not to stop: "You'll know right away."

Lu Hua: "?"

After a while, Lu Hua felt that he was being watched from a dark place, but with his skill, he didn't know which direction the person was in.

Standing on the tree trunk, the fox demon scanned the four-eyed Taoist priest and Lu Hua, and finally determined that the four-eyed Taoist priest was the most threatening, so he set his sights on Lu Hua, and started to attack him.

Suddenly, the fox demon moved, and a white silk flew out of its sleeve, quickly wrapped around the walking corpse in front of Lu Hua and dragged it towards him.

Lu Hua, who had been on guard for a long time, made a move the moment he heard the noise.Pull out the flying blade to cut off the white silk, write the word "Thunder" on the palm with the finger of the sword, and recite the mantra at the same time: "Jade is pure and green, the true talisman tells the alliance... hurry like a law..." It is the five thunder curse.

"Ah—" The fox demon didn't expect to be hurt by the boy, and was furious, and rushed towards him directly.

What is Lu Hua most afraid of?That is melee combat!Even Uncle Jiu is no match for him in terms of fighting skills, let alone a fox demon who has never learned kung fu?

After only a few minutes of fighting, the fox demon was beaten several times and dropped points.

But the four-eyed Taoist priest who was going to help immediately stood aside, and he was more angry than others. If it was his family, Jia Le (four-eyed Taoist priest's apprentice) would have knelt down long ago.

The fox demon saw that something was wrong and wanted to escape, so he gave Lu Hua his back. He found the right opportunity to repeat the trick, and the thunder that fell from the sky accurately struck the fox demon's back.

"Pfft!" The fox spit out a mouthful of blood, and fell to the ground exhausted.

The four-eyed Taoist priest came over and smiled cheaply: "Oh, you can handle such a beautiful woman, don't you have a girlfriend yet?!" Too much good.

Lu Hua: "..."

He suddenly smiled back, "I don't have a girlfriend, but my lover does have one."

The four-eyed priest who has been single for decades: "..."

#I wanted to laugh at it, but I was suddenly mocked, and I was hit by a crit, what's the matter#

I'm so angry, but I have to keep smiling at this time.

Yi Ge'er's cheeks turned red when he burned, but the thick hair blocked it and couldn't see it.Shameless, who, who is your lover p(|||^|||)q

Lu Hua didn't know that the little pigeon had been picked up by him, and what he was thinking about was the plot of the movie "Uncle Zombie".

In the remote mountains, monks live side by side.Monk Yixiu is easy-going and cheerful, there is a female apprentice who is exquisite and cute, the four-eyed Taoist priest is rigid and strict, and his apprentice Jia Le is mischievous.The monk and the Taoist priest lived next to each other, and they became enemies because of their different personalities.A royal family died of corpse poisoning and turned into a zombie. He was escorted to Beijing by the prince and a mage for the emperor to personally examine the corpse.On a thunder and lightning night on the way, the zombie woke up due to a lightning strike and went on a killing spree. The zombie killed and injured several people on the spot. Killed the zombies. 【Note】

Lu Hua was very impressed with this movie, because it was the only one where a zombie *oss was poisoned to death...(___)ノ｜士

The appearance of the fox demon, isn't it the beginning of the plot and what is it?

Seeing the four-eyed Taoist priest approaching, the fox demon had a low chance of escaping, but now it is even lower.

"You two, please spare me~" The fox demon is best at seducing others, lying on the ground hesitant to speak, her clothes are messy, her round shoulders and large skin are half exposed, her eyes are as enchanting as silk.

Yi Ge narrowed his eyes, looking at the person who was seduced by the fox demon, his eyes flashed with murderous intent.

Lu Hua's reaction was much more straightforward. She blindfolded the little pigeon and said seriously, "Don't look at the little pigeon. This is an old woman who is older than my grandmother, and her eyes are still cramping. Think about it and your face will be filled with tears." The wrinkled old lady is showing her fat to seduce you!" Well, Lu Hua was also afraid that the little pigeon would fall in love with the fox demon, so he couldn't find a place to cry.

Yi Ge: "..."

Fox Demon: "..."

Four-eyed Daoist: "..." Although he was not tempted, he suddenly felt a little sick and swollen when he thought of that scene?

The fox demon rushed over irrationally: "I'm going to kill you!!!" Women already hated being called old, not to mention that Lu Hua described such a disgusting scene in disgust.It directly made her angry and forgot about her own situation.

Yi Ge sneered, the Lord God is the only one who is qualified to kill, but can other kittens and puppies be qualified?

Before Lu Hua made a move, Yi Ge waved his paw casually, and the fox was torn in half by him, the blood was not parted because of his speed.The fox demon hadn't lost consciousness yet, staring at the kitten blankly.

Huh?So she died?

boom--

Lu Hua was dumbfounded, and picked up the little pigeon's little paw to look at it repeatedly.He has been arrested many times, why didn't he realize that he has such great power?

Looking at it, Lu Hua's attention went astray, the fleshy, pink and tender, cute pads, I really want to pinch...(/w＼)

The four-eyed road's long legs were so frightened that the cat just scratched him with its claws not long ago. It's a miracle that he survived until now... After seeing Lu Hua pinching the cat's paw with great interest, I will say goodbye to him. My admiration is like a torrential river.

——This is the real God.

Walking on the path, I vaguely saw a hut in the forest from a distance. After getting closer, the four-eyed priest led Lu Hua into one of the houses. He smiled and said, "It's here."

Seeing Lu Hua looking at the hut next to him, he curled his lips, "Where does Monk Yixiu live?" He paused, and said seriously, "Don't look at that monk's benevolent looks, but he is actually sanctimonious, with evil eyebrows and mischievous eyes, not as good as a beast... ...So, Xiao Hua, you must be careful."

Lu Hua: "..."

These two really don't get along like in the movie.

Yi Ge: "Are you sure it wasn't you?"

"Who said it, stand up..." Well, he looked down and saw who said it, and immediately shrank, "Ahaha, so Brother Cat, Brother Cat is right."

Seeing that Yi Ge had no intention of haggling with him, he breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

The four-eyed priest quickly walked to the door and knocked: "Jia Le, Jia Le! Jia Le—! Jia Le, open the door—!"

"Who is it!" The door opened from the inside, and a young man with a slightly upward appearance and messy clothes walked out. This young man is the apprentice of the four-eyed Taoist priest, Jia Le.

"Stinky boy! Who do you think I am?!" The four-eyed Daoist kicked his calf resentfully, looking at Xiaohua's behavior and speech, he is diligent and talented, and he is not lazy.How could he think of his apprentice, who was still sleeping after three shots in the sun!

As the saying goes, there is no harm if there is no comparison. Compared with Wencai Qiusheng, he still thinks that Jiale is quite good, but now compared with Xiaohua...

The four-eyed Taoist gave Jiale another buttock with a blank expression.

Jia Le: Master's temper is getting worse and worse.