The first noodle shop in history

After surviving the pain, Lu Hua was exhausted. Even so, his eyes kept looking around for something.When I saw the cat huddled up on the table reading a novel, my heart was bubbling with beauty, and I suddenly felt that the suffering I had suffered was nothing.

He dried his body and put on his clothes, walked behind Yi Ge, and poked his body with his fingers.Without raising his head, Yi Ge said, "Why?"

"Little pigeon, I was in so much pain just now qaq" Lu Hua acted like a spoiled child.

There is no one with such exaggerated acting skills.

Yi Ge glanced at him, did not expose him, looked at the fine sweat on his forehead for a while, put the novel into the space, jumped into his arms, and rubbed his head against it coquettishly. Rubbing his chin, "Meow~"

I'm comforting you →_→

Lu Hua's smile grew bigger and bigger, and she buried her face in the cat's neck and rubbed it.

What to do... so cute.

Yi Ge wanted to break free from his restraint in disgust, and said, "Don't wipe the stinky sweat from your face onto my body!"

Not only did Lu Hua not restrain himself, but the range of rubbing became wider anyway, and said in a muffled voice, "What's the matter, we two will take a shower together later."

Yi Ge frowned: "Get lost, who wants to wash with you!!" He jumped up and gave him a paw.

Lu Hua chuckled, thinking that he was being shy, but in fact he was.

Yi Ge thought that his threat had worked, so he didn't dare to take a bath together without his consent.So I fell asleep in peace.However, it turns out that Lu Hua's courage is getting bigger and bigger.

There was still some hot water, so Lu Hua used it unceremoniously, took off the clothes she had just put on, and put Yi Ge into the water while he was not paying attention.I also quickly go in.

"Meow----!!!" The one submerged in the water immediately woke up and immediately turned into a human body, "Lu Hua! Do you want to die?!"

Naked and naked, his slender body is full of moisture, a small transparent drop of water slipped from his slender neck to his delicate collarbone. Yi Ge's skeleton was originally small because he was a cat demon in the past. It is the same as being shrouded, of course there is also a problem of angle.Although his body looks thin with clothes on, there are many fleshy places, such as buttocks→_→

Lu Hua stared straight at the wet and full temptation in front of her, and swallowed her saliva, "Death under the peony flower, being a ghost is also flirtatious, it's worth it."

Yi Ge: "..."

He grinned ferociously, "Then go to hell." After he finished speaking, he kicked Lu Hua's stick that had become Optimus Prime.

Fortunately, Lu Hua's martial arts training in the past few years was not in vain. She stopped his legs at a critical moment, and said in a mournful tone, "I was wrong, I was wrong, little pigeon, show mercy, this will be your future sexual blessing." ah."

Yi Ge thought about it hesitantly, yes, if he kicked him badly, where would he go to find a friend again, and he let him go: "Just this time, don't make an exception."

As everyone knows, Yi Ge set many precedents in the future.

With this incident, Lu Hua didn't dare to touch her hands anymore, she took a bath and dried her body obediently, and then took good care of her little ancestor who was still inside.

On the way, the blood surged up, and the little brother was about to explode, and he had to pretend that nothing had happened, so I will not talk about it.

Yi Ge: Although being served is very comfortable, but I always feel that the other party's hands are constantly circling around the center of his buttocks...

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Lu Hua is worthy of being a genius. The speed at which he learned Maoshan technique even made Uncle Nine pay attention to him, so he taught him to pay more attention. In addition, Yi Ge was afraid that he would not have enough time (really?). I can remember it after learning it all over again, making Wencai and Qiusheng envious. They can't feel jealous and hate. The main reason is that they can see Lu Hua's hard work. How did the seniors manage to persevere?They think about their usual laziness, well, people are more angry than others.

In the first year of apprenticeship, Lu Hua memorized the formulas and knowledge of Maoshan Technique by rote during the day, and kept thinking about it at night, asking the teacher if she didn't understand. The effect was remarkable.

It's not that Uncle Jiu didn't let Lu Hua learn Taoism, but Lu Hua refused. He wanted to have a thorough understanding of the theory of Mao Shanshu before learning how to use the aura between heaven and earth.Uncle Jiu couldn't do anything about his disciple's persistence, so he had to let him.It's just that I won't say how proud I am.

The four-eyed Taoist priest came once, and saw with his own eyes that he changed from an international student who didn't know anything to a Maoshan disciple who knew almost all theories. Woolen cloth? !If he accepts it, this excellent genius disciple will be his!It's a pity that there is no if.

In the second year after apprenticeship, Lu Hua formally began to learn mudra and drawing talismans.The effect of what I learned in the first year came out, and the formulas came out as soon as I opened my mouth, and it only took a few hours to arouse the aura.This is still the case that he does not know all the fingerprints.

This kind of talent made the four-eyed Taoist priest very jealous. It was the first time I came to see Lu Hua's photographic memory and comforted myself, but when I came again, I saw that Lu Hua not only has a good memory function, but also the skills and symbols. Li is also mastered after only one or two failures.

So, in the second year that Lu Hua came to Mr. Zombie's world, he was successfully abducted by the four-eyed priest.

Four-eyed Daoist: "Hey, Xiaohua, you see that your master told you to leave with me, so you should just abandon Lin Fengjiao and worship me as your teacher."

Lu Hua stroked Yi Ge's back, feeling a little speechless at his words. Obviously Uncle Jiu said he was going to buy some ink fountains, coffin nails, etc., and the four-eyed Taoist priest just happened to be here, so he just followed along.By the way, let the four-eyed Taoist priest guide you.How did the four-eyed Daoist say that Uncle Jiu didn't want him?

"Lin Fengjiao?"

When the four-eyed Taoist priest heard it, without looking at who said it, he subconsciously laughed and said, "Lin Fengjiao is Uncle Jiu's name, doesn't it look like a woman's name?"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Haha... Huh? Xiaohua, is this your voice? Why doesn't it sound like that?" The four-eyed priest turned his head to look at Lu Hua in doubt.There was no one else here, except for his clients, only him and Lu Hua were there.Turning his head, he found that Lu Hua didn't laugh at all, and the laughter continued.

"Oh my god, what a ghost!" The four-eyed Taoist was startled, looked around vigilantly, and reminded Lu Hua, "Xiao Hua, you have to be careful, this might be a ghost, and I didn't even notice his existence. "

Yi Ge who was suspected of being a ghost: "..."

Lu Hua couldn't help but raised her mouth and smiled, agreeing, "That's right, this ghost is very vicious, and someone specially serves him, and if you don't serve him well, he can even give you a paw."

The four-eyed Daoist believed: "Oh? That's pretty fierce!"

Yi Ge: "..."

The four-eyed priest was surprised: "But why don't you describe it as a ghost? It looks like..."

"Meow--!"

The four-eyed priest suddenly realized: "That's right! It's like the cat that follows you all the time!... Huh?"

Veins popped out of Yi Ge's forehead, although he couldn't see them covered by the fur, he jumped up and slapped each of them on the face, "Damn meow! I won't hit the house for three days!"

Lu Hua felt aggrieved, "I just made a little joke."

The four-eyed priest covered his injured face, widened his eyes and shouted loudly: "Maomaomaomaomao is talking!!" Even the customers behind him were not moved aside.

Yi Ge glanced at him contemptuously, shook off the blood on his fingernails in disgust, and said, "Tsk, it's so dirty." After cleaning himself up with cleaning techniques, he jumped onto the servant again (Lu Hua: ... …) shoulders.He raised his chin with an arrogant look: "Have you never seen a cat demon?!"

The four-eyed priest: "...No."

Yi Ge: "Have you seen the cat?"

"I have seen."

"Have you ever seen a demon?"

The four-eyed priest nodded in a daze: "Yes."

Yi Ge snorted coldly: "Then you still say you haven't seen a cat demon!"

Four-eyed Daoist: "..." This is the first time he has seen such a preposterous cat.

Lu Hua: Do you need to be so cute...it's too foul...