This gentleman is a bit miserable
Chapter 4 Small mirror
Musashi shuttled through the crowd, and the little mirror kept reminding him that Musashi realized that the most urgent task was not to find Mao Qingze's father, but to buy clothes.Musashi wanted to go to the restaurant to wash the dishes and make some money, but when he walked to the door, the receptionist who smiled at the customers would lower his face and pull Musashi to prevent him from entering.
Musashi hadn't been able to enter any restaurants until dark, which was to be expected, no one would let a naked person in.
Musashi was worried, but he immediately thought of a brilliant idea!That is robbery.
Little Mirror said worriedly: "Are you sure?"
Musashi shrugged, he was not a good person.
Musashi walked to the entrance of an alleyway, and a middle-aged man with a briefcase walked towards him. He was a strong man, probably just off work.
The little mirror said: "Go on soon."
Musashi didn't move. "I may not be able to beat..."
"..."
A few strong boys passed by one after another, and occasionally a few old ladies walked by tremblingly on crutches, or a large group of girls walked together laughing and laughing, Musashi had no chance to commit evil deeds.
Until 07:30, a single girl passed in front of Musashi, and Musashi saw it, his eyes glowed.
"It's up to you," Musashi said to himself.
He rushed up, but before he could say anything, the girl had already yelled. "Sexy," she glanced at Musashi's whole body, "rogue."
"No no no, I just have no clothes to wear. Can you give me some money?" Musashi said.
The girl said: "Don't come here, I want to call the police. You pervert."
"Is 100 yuan okay?"
"I'm going to call the police."
Musashi had no choice but to leave, sitting on the ground dejectedly.The girl was still standing there, looking at Musashi in confusion, and Musashi expected that the girl would take the initiative to help him solve the problem, but Musashi just thought of this, and the girl shook her head and left.
Musashi had to curl up in a dilapidated abandoned factory. It was raining at night, and the water falling from the ceiling wet Musashi's underwear again.After finally spending the night in the cold wind, when he woke up the next day with wet and sticky skin, Musashi took a bath in a river.
Seeing Musashi in such a mess, Xiao Jing couldn't help laughing, and said, "Seeing how miserable you are, I decided to help you. I'll check the recent welfare lottery winning numbers from the History Bureau, and then you can buy them, and you'll win thousands of dollars." block puzzles."
"That's really great." Musashi clapped his hands.
He went to a place to buy lottery tickets, the uncle looked at him, Musashi smiled and said, "Can you lend me two yuan to buy a lottery ticket..."
"No."
Musashi said: "When I win the lottery, I will give you back double."
Little Mirror said, "Uh, four yuan."
The lottery seller simply ignored Musashi. Now Musashi couldn't even raise two yuan. He wandered around the street, and other people regarded him as a homeless man. At this thought, he thought of a plan in a blink of an eye. Great idea for money.
He walked to the corner of the street, chose a suitable stone, wrote a few large characters on the floor, "Wallet was stolen, ask for ten yuan to go home", and squatted on the ground.
Little mirror: "..."
Passers-by passed by one after another, but no one stopped.
The little mirror said: "It doesn't seem to work."
Musashi was dejected and was about to leave when a girl passed by him. This girl was really the girl Musashi robbed last night.She was wearing a white shirt, a pair of slim black jeans, and was carrying a beige bag.
She stopped, looked at Musashi, and couldn't help saying: "Did I see you last night?"
Musashi laughed and said, "Young girls are not smart at all in how to strike up a conversation." Musashi said silently in his heart, don't find out.
"You're still only wearing a pair of underwear."
Musashi laughed.
The girl covered her mouth and smiled. "I'll give you 100 yuan."
Musashi jumped up excitedly. He took the 100 yuan and went to another welfare lottery vendor to buy the numbers that Xiao Jing said. Musashi wanted to buy more, at least he had no enmity with the money, but Xiao Jing got angry. "You can only buy a share of 5000 yuan, not a penny more."
Musashi smiled and said, "But I still want to live."
The little mirror said in a strange voice, "You can work."
"I don't have an ID card, I don't have a household registration book. What kind of job am I looking for?"
"As long as you have clothes," Little Mirror called out a large pile of clothes of various colors in the center of Musashi's vision, "you can find a job. You can be a delivery boy, a waiter and a dishwasher. In short, money is not a problem, but This method, I'm here to solve your urgent needs. Your mission is to assassinate Mao Qingze's father, not to get rich."
Musashi said with contempt: "You are just a pair of glasses, I bought too much, you jumped up and hit me."
"Don't forget, I can make you unable to take me down forever. In this way, I will be one with you. Is it difficult to punish you?" Little Mirror's tone was searching, without the slightest anger, as if she had full confidence .
The little mirror said this, but Musashi remembered that when he was in the hut by the lake, he had just put on his glasses, but he really couldn't take them off, like Monkey King's magic spell.But the strange thing is that when he just traveled here, his glasses fell out.
The little mirror explained: "Because I can automatically control whether to leave your eyes, so I want you to take them off before you can take them off. Young man, you should think carefully before you put on me. As for the one who just traveled through At that time, I fell out, it was purely an accident..."
Musashi held the bought lottery ticket in his hand. "Why design such a function? Is the inventor planning to let glasses rule the world?"
"Uh," Little Mirror said, "Because I am made with the highest technology and the cost is high, this function can avoid loss. For example, earthquakes, maybe I will throw it out, but if I have this function, I will not lose it." will fly out."
Musashi nodded. "Even if you are always with me, how can you punish me? Can you become pure black and opaque, and make me blind?"
The little mirror didn't answer, Musashi walked across the street, a pile of strange grass in front of the park was shaking, Musashi walked over to see what happened, a huge monster suddenly jumped out, opened its bloody mouth, and flew directly towards Musashi.Musashi was startled, his heart was in his throat, and he ran away, but the monster came down from the sky.
There was only one thought in Musashi's mind, it was over, he was about to be crushed into meat by the monster, and just when the monster was about to touch him, it disappeared.It took Musashi a while to understand. "Little mirror," Musashi yelled, "it's fun to know virtual reality, isn't it?"
"This is one of my punishment methods. I can also project a ghost on the bed when you wake up in the morning, or turn your urine red when you pee. In short, there are many ways."
"My grass." Musashi held a grass.
In the end, Musashi earned thousands of dollars through the number contributed by the small mirror, and bought a suit of clothes, so that he finally didn't have to bear strange looks when walking on the street.
However, where he lives is still a problem. He does not have any documents, so it is difficult to rent a house through formal channels.But hard work paid off, he rented a house from a warm-hearted family, although it was irregular, but there was nothing he could do.
The house has one bedroom, one living room, a bathroom, a kitchen, and a small balcony where the sun can shine.The rent is 2000 yuan a month. Calculated, he still has more than 2000 yuan on him, which can cover the food expenses for this month. After that, as long as he finds a job, he can basically maintain the level of food and clothing in this world.
Then he could concentrate on finding Mao Qingze's father, and then send him to see God.
The little mirror connected to the History Bureau again, and learned that four days later in the evening, Mao Qingze's father would appear at a bar named Qingyun.
Musashi rushed to Qingyun Bar the next day, which was a blessing. The bar was recruiting a bartender. Musashi went to apply for the job. After several screenings, Musashi was successfully eliminated.
But he is not sad at all, he can pretend to be a guest in the bar, and it will be the same when he hooks up with Mao Qingze's father, as long as he finds a job elsewhere to make ends meet, and then waits for the small mirror to repair the time-traveling function, and then returns to a world of their own.
That night, Musashi arrived at the bar at 06:30, and there were only a handful of customers.The bartender hired by the bar was mixing drinks at the counter, and several guests were accosting him, and several of them laughed and drank together.
Musashi sat at a table facing the door, staring at the door.
When the watch on Musashi's wrist pointed to seven, the door of the bar was pushed open, and a boy walked in.
The first time Musashi saw the boy, he concluded that he was Mao Qingze's father, a man's intuition.
Musashi hadn't been able to enter any restaurants until dark, which was to be expected, no one would let a naked person in.
Musashi was worried, but he immediately thought of a brilliant idea!That is robbery.
Little Mirror said worriedly: "Are you sure?"
Musashi shrugged, he was not a good person.
Musashi walked to the entrance of an alleyway, and a middle-aged man with a briefcase walked towards him. He was a strong man, probably just off work.
The little mirror said: "Go on soon."
Musashi didn't move. "I may not be able to beat..."
"..."
A few strong boys passed by one after another, and occasionally a few old ladies walked by tremblingly on crutches, or a large group of girls walked together laughing and laughing, Musashi had no chance to commit evil deeds.
Until 07:30, a single girl passed in front of Musashi, and Musashi saw it, his eyes glowed.
"It's up to you," Musashi said to himself.
He rushed up, but before he could say anything, the girl had already yelled. "Sexy," she glanced at Musashi's whole body, "rogue."
"No no no, I just have no clothes to wear. Can you give me some money?" Musashi said.
The girl said: "Don't come here, I want to call the police. You pervert."
"Is 100 yuan okay?"
"I'm going to call the police."
Musashi had no choice but to leave, sitting on the ground dejectedly.The girl was still standing there, looking at Musashi in confusion, and Musashi expected that the girl would take the initiative to help him solve the problem, but Musashi just thought of this, and the girl shook her head and left.
Musashi had to curl up in a dilapidated abandoned factory. It was raining at night, and the water falling from the ceiling wet Musashi's underwear again.After finally spending the night in the cold wind, when he woke up the next day with wet and sticky skin, Musashi took a bath in a river.
Seeing Musashi in such a mess, Xiao Jing couldn't help laughing, and said, "Seeing how miserable you are, I decided to help you. I'll check the recent welfare lottery winning numbers from the History Bureau, and then you can buy them, and you'll win thousands of dollars." block puzzles."
"That's really great." Musashi clapped his hands.
He went to a place to buy lottery tickets, the uncle looked at him, Musashi smiled and said, "Can you lend me two yuan to buy a lottery ticket..."
"No."
Musashi said: "When I win the lottery, I will give you back double."
Little Mirror said, "Uh, four yuan."
The lottery seller simply ignored Musashi. Now Musashi couldn't even raise two yuan. He wandered around the street, and other people regarded him as a homeless man. At this thought, he thought of a plan in a blink of an eye. Great idea for money.
He walked to the corner of the street, chose a suitable stone, wrote a few large characters on the floor, "Wallet was stolen, ask for ten yuan to go home", and squatted on the ground.
Little mirror: "..."
Passers-by passed by one after another, but no one stopped.
The little mirror said: "It doesn't seem to work."
Musashi was dejected and was about to leave when a girl passed by him. This girl was really the girl Musashi robbed last night.She was wearing a white shirt, a pair of slim black jeans, and was carrying a beige bag.
She stopped, looked at Musashi, and couldn't help saying: "Did I see you last night?"
Musashi laughed and said, "Young girls are not smart at all in how to strike up a conversation." Musashi said silently in his heart, don't find out.
"You're still only wearing a pair of underwear."
Musashi laughed.
The girl covered her mouth and smiled. "I'll give you 100 yuan."
Musashi jumped up excitedly. He took the 100 yuan and went to another welfare lottery vendor to buy the numbers that Xiao Jing said. Musashi wanted to buy more, at least he had no enmity with the money, but Xiao Jing got angry. "You can only buy a share of 5000 yuan, not a penny more."
Musashi smiled and said, "But I still want to live."
The little mirror said in a strange voice, "You can work."
"I don't have an ID card, I don't have a household registration book. What kind of job am I looking for?"
"As long as you have clothes," Little Mirror called out a large pile of clothes of various colors in the center of Musashi's vision, "you can find a job. You can be a delivery boy, a waiter and a dishwasher. In short, money is not a problem, but This method, I'm here to solve your urgent needs. Your mission is to assassinate Mao Qingze's father, not to get rich."
Musashi said with contempt: "You are just a pair of glasses, I bought too much, you jumped up and hit me."
"Don't forget, I can make you unable to take me down forever. In this way, I will be one with you. Is it difficult to punish you?" Little Mirror's tone was searching, without the slightest anger, as if she had full confidence .
The little mirror said this, but Musashi remembered that when he was in the hut by the lake, he had just put on his glasses, but he really couldn't take them off, like Monkey King's magic spell.But the strange thing is that when he just traveled here, his glasses fell out.
The little mirror explained: "Because I can automatically control whether to leave your eyes, so I want you to take them off before you can take them off. Young man, you should think carefully before you put on me. As for the one who just traveled through At that time, I fell out, it was purely an accident..."
Musashi held the bought lottery ticket in his hand. "Why design such a function? Is the inventor planning to let glasses rule the world?"
"Uh," Little Mirror said, "Because I am made with the highest technology and the cost is high, this function can avoid loss. For example, earthquakes, maybe I will throw it out, but if I have this function, I will not lose it." will fly out."
Musashi nodded. "Even if you are always with me, how can you punish me? Can you become pure black and opaque, and make me blind?"
The little mirror didn't answer, Musashi walked across the street, a pile of strange grass in front of the park was shaking, Musashi walked over to see what happened, a huge monster suddenly jumped out, opened its bloody mouth, and flew directly towards Musashi.Musashi was startled, his heart was in his throat, and he ran away, but the monster came down from the sky.
There was only one thought in Musashi's mind, it was over, he was about to be crushed into meat by the monster, and just when the monster was about to touch him, it disappeared.It took Musashi a while to understand. "Little mirror," Musashi yelled, "it's fun to know virtual reality, isn't it?"
"This is one of my punishment methods. I can also project a ghost on the bed when you wake up in the morning, or turn your urine red when you pee. In short, there are many ways."
"My grass." Musashi held a grass.
In the end, Musashi earned thousands of dollars through the number contributed by the small mirror, and bought a suit of clothes, so that he finally didn't have to bear strange looks when walking on the street.
However, where he lives is still a problem. He does not have any documents, so it is difficult to rent a house through formal channels.But hard work paid off, he rented a house from a warm-hearted family, although it was irregular, but there was nothing he could do.
The house has one bedroom, one living room, a bathroom, a kitchen, and a small balcony where the sun can shine.The rent is 2000 yuan a month. Calculated, he still has more than 2000 yuan on him, which can cover the food expenses for this month. After that, as long as he finds a job, he can basically maintain the level of food and clothing in this world.
Then he could concentrate on finding Mao Qingze's father, and then send him to see God.
The little mirror connected to the History Bureau again, and learned that four days later in the evening, Mao Qingze's father would appear at a bar named Qingyun.
Musashi rushed to Qingyun Bar the next day, which was a blessing. The bar was recruiting a bartender. Musashi went to apply for the job. After several screenings, Musashi was successfully eliminated.
But he is not sad at all, he can pretend to be a guest in the bar, and it will be the same when he hooks up with Mao Qingze's father, as long as he finds a job elsewhere to make ends meet, and then waits for the small mirror to repair the time-traveling function, and then returns to a world of their own.
That night, Musashi arrived at the bar at 06:30, and there were only a handful of customers.The bartender hired by the bar was mixing drinks at the counter, and several guests were accosting him, and several of them laughed and drank together.
Musashi sat at a table facing the door, staring at the door.
When the watch on Musashi's wrist pointed to seven, the door of the bar was pushed open, and a boy walked in.
The first time Musashi saw the boy, he concluded that he was Mao Qingze's father, a man's intuition.
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