This gentleman is a bit miserable
Chapter 3 The Small Mirror
Musashi woke up and found himself lying on the suspension bridge of the lakeside hut.In the howling cold wind, he stood up naked/naked, and was surprised to find that he could still move.
When Musashi passed a stone, he realized that he was dead.He was able to pass straight through a rock, and the rock couldn't stop him at all.So he walked through the wall, through the wardrobe, and came to the living room unimpeded.
He was surprised by his identity, he obviously drank the mineral water containing rat poison, and his body was lying in the living room, so what is this self who can pass through walls and transform them into walls?
Mao Qingze came out of the bathroom, his underwear was gone, he just watched him pick up the corpse on the floor, and walked towards the side door.Musashi knew what he was going to do, dumped his own body in the lake and disposed of the body.Musashi couldn't touch him and could only watch him go.
Musashi suddenly thought that even if Mao Qingze's killing of himself was exposed, he would not be punished by law, at least not very severely.I was the one who bought the rat poison, and I was a killer by profession. The police or Mao Qingze would definitely be able to investigate if they wanted to.Moreover, Mao Qingze was a formidable detective, so he must know exactly how to avoid the police's detection.
Musashi felt so miserable, upset and depressed, he didn't even know what he was.
As he scanned the ground, he found a cardboard box.He remembered clearly that there was no such thing here.He reached for it and was able to get it.
Musashi opened the box a little excitedly and found a pair of black eyes inside.
Although Musashi was not in the mood, he still put on his glasses.The strange thing is that there is no difference between wearing these glasses and not wearing them. The scenery in the field of vision is still the same, and there is no visual effect of seeing objects through flat glass.
Musashi reached out to touch the lens, which was still there.
Musashi wanted to take off the glasses, but no matter what, the glasses couldn't be taken off.Musashi cursed: "I'm not Monkey King, and you're not a magic spell, so I can't take it off."
He tried to take off the glasses with brute force, but it was in vain.He seemed to have pressed a part of the frame, and suddenly the sound of the computer starting up sounded in the air.
"Ding, welcome to the A214 smart glasses."
Musashi found that there were a lot of blue-green boxes in his field of vision, with various parameters such as weather conditions, temperature, and humidity. In the corner, there were also unsuitable weddings, travel, etc. In the corner, Musashi really felt that today was not suitable for travel.But it seems that the VR effect of this smart glasses is quite good.
"Please choose the gender of your voice." The glasses made a machine voice, rough and harsh.
Musashi chose a female voice.
A clear and pleasant female voice repeated the voice just now: "Ding, welcome to the A214 smart glasses." At the same time, these words also appeared in the field of vision, and faded away after a few seconds.
The female voice in glasses asked, "Do you want to be resurrected?"
Musashi's heart tightened when he heard this. "Can I be resurrected?" Musashi wondered.
"Of course you can."
"What's your name?" Musashi asked.
"Mr. Musashi is welcome to give me a name."
She knows her own name, Musashi thought. "I'll call you Little Mirror," Musashi said, "Little Mirror, please revive me soon, I beg you."
Facing Musashi's hysterical begging, the little mirror still said calmly: "I can't directly revive you, but I can teach you how to revive. Of course, it's not just nonsense, and it's more practical and easy to implement."
"Say it quickly," Musashi urged.
"Wait," said the little mirror, "I tell you, after you are successfully resurrected, you need to serve me."
"What? Serving you?" Musashi couldn't help laughing, thinking of humans serving mobile phones and dogs serving collars.
"No, not exactly," Little Mirror said, "After you are resurrected, I will offer you a job. Unless you have an excellent reason to refuse, you can only accept it."
"I promise you." Musashi said.Regardless of his job, at least he can still live.
"Then I'll talk about my method," Little Mirror said, "I can take you through time and space. In a certain world, Mao Qingze who killed you was just a baby in his mother's womb. As long as you appear, let him give birth If you don’t come down and put it back on, then Mao Qingze no longer exists, and you can’t be killed by him, right? Then it can be said that you are alive.”
Musashi hesitated slightly. "To kill a pregnant woman, I may not be able to do such a thing."
The little mirror said: "Mr. Musashi, may I ask if you just want to be resurrected or take revenge."
"It's good to be resurrected."
The little mirror said: "That's easy to handle. You wait for the baby to be born, then come up with a subterfuge, or let his mother not allow Mao Qingze to be a detective. As long as he is a little different, then there will be no Mao Qingze today. You won't be killed by him."
Hearing this, Musashi felt enlightened. This is not too much, and he can regain his life.But the small mirror, as a pair of smart glasses, knows so many things and shows up out of nowhere, which makes Musashi a little uneasy. "Little mirror, why are you under the table?"
"Mr. Musashi doesn't need to think about it." Little Mirror said in a sweet voice.
"Then how do I know if what you said is true or not? What if you are a liar?" Musashi spoke bluntly, and discarded euphemistic expressions.
The little mirror said: "Then you can take me down now, put me in a box, then cover the box, and put it under the table."
"I didn't mean that," Musashi said, "I mean, let me know that you are a pair of reliable glasses. Think about it, you were killed inexplicably, and you found a pair of glasses inexplicably. Can take you through time and space to revive you, do you dare to believe it?"
"Dare, this is the charm of technology," the little mirror even played the background music automatically, "You are dead, what else can I lie to you?"
"I surrender, take me through." Musashi compromised.
At this time, a series of blue data scrolled in the field of vision, and Musashi could only see pieces of blue light in a short time. Suddenly, a box popped up in the field of vision, saying: "Whether to travel through", there are two buttons below, one is "Agree ", one is "Reject", and there is a small box on it, which says: "Whether to follow the traversing agreement", Musashi clicked "Follow", and then clicked "Agree".
Just after clicking, Musashi felt dizzy.A huge black hole opened in the air, sucking Musashi into it.There was only purple-black light around him, and the purple was getting thicker and thicker, Musashi could only close his eyes, he felt dizzy, suddenly he fell to the ground, and a huge pain hit him.
He opened his eyes and found that the glasses had fallen to the side. He quickly put them on and found a crack in his field of vision. After two flashes, the crack disappeared. "You're all right, little mirror."
"it is good."
Musashi stood up and found himself on a street.All kinds of cars and motorcycles drove on the road, and a few students hurried past on bicycles.There were many people standing under the bus platform, and Musashi was surprised to find that they were all staring at him.
The little mirror said: "This is the world after time travel. I am contacting the headquarters to access the information of this world. Please wait a moment."
"Aren't you afraid they'll hear you talking like that?"
"My voice can only be heard by you."
"That's good," Musashi said, "Why are they all staring at me?"
"Because," Little Mirror's sweet voice was full of laughter, "because you only wore a pair of underwear."
When Musashi heard this, his face instantly turned into chili sauce.He was only wearing a pair of underwear, which was still wet, and even from some angles, he could still see a piece of dark hair inside. Musashi crawled into a remote part of a park and sat alone on a chair.
Musashi didn't have a dime, so he couldn't even go to the mall to buy clothes.
Musashi whispered, "Little mirror, have you finished checking?"
"You don't have to say it out loud," said the little mirror. "I can hear you if you say it silently in your heart. This will prevent people from thinking you are a lunatic talking to yourself, even though you are sitting here naked. Like a madman."
"Okay," Musashi compromised, "When is this, where is Mao Qingze's mother?"
The little mirror said: "I have two bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
"If I had a choice, I wouldn't want to hear any of them. You just pick the worst and say it first."
The little mirror said: "When you landed just now, you didn't stand still and fell, and then broke me. I just did a whole body scan for myself, and found that the problem is not serious, only one function is damaged. It will be fixed."
"You still have abilities?" Musashi asked.
The little mirror said: "Don't look down on glasses like this, okay? Anyway, I'm also smart glasses, an encyclopedia like this."
"Let's get down to business, what function is damaged for you, I hope it's not sexual function—if you have any."
"That, my ability to travel through time and space is damaged. Before it is repaired, I cannot change the time and space you are in."
Musashi said: "Then don't tell me, the second bad news is that you have traveled through the wrong time and space?"
"Uh, that, you are very clever."
"I am stupid." Musashi jumped up from the chair.
"You don't have to be too sad," Xiao Jing said, "This is the year A582, which is not too different from our target time and space. After all, it is just a little time travel error. According to history, in this world, after half a year, Mao Qingze's father and mother passed away. meet and fall in love."
"So, as long as I kill Mao Qingze's father, there will be no great detective Mao Qingze." Musashi said triumphantly.In this way, he killed two birds with one stone. Not only could he be resurrected, but Mao Qingze was also dead. No, he never even existed.
Mao Qingze was very satisfied with his careful planning.
"Little Mirror." Musashi walked out of the park wearing a pair of underwear, walking among the crowd, "Let's go find Mao Qingze's father."
When Musashi passed a stone, he realized that he was dead.He was able to pass straight through a rock, and the rock couldn't stop him at all.So he walked through the wall, through the wardrobe, and came to the living room unimpeded.
He was surprised by his identity, he obviously drank the mineral water containing rat poison, and his body was lying in the living room, so what is this self who can pass through walls and transform them into walls?
Mao Qingze came out of the bathroom, his underwear was gone, he just watched him pick up the corpse on the floor, and walked towards the side door.Musashi knew what he was going to do, dumped his own body in the lake and disposed of the body.Musashi couldn't touch him and could only watch him go.
Musashi suddenly thought that even if Mao Qingze's killing of himself was exposed, he would not be punished by law, at least not very severely.I was the one who bought the rat poison, and I was a killer by profession. The police or Mao Qingze would definitely be able to investigate if they wanted to.Moreover, Mao Qingze was a formidable detective, so he must know exactly how to avoid the police's detection.
Musashi felt so miserable, upset and depressed, he didn't even know what he was.
As he scanned the ground, he found a cardboard box.He remembered clearly that there was no such thing here.He reached for it and was able to get it.
Musashi opened the box a little excitedly and found a pair of black eyes inside.
Although Musashi was not in the mood, he still put on his glasses.The strange thing is that there is no difference between wearing these glasses and not wearing them. The scenery in the field of vision is still the same, and there is no visual effect of seeing objects through flat glass.
Musashi reached out to touch the lens, which was still there.
Musashi wanted to take off the glasses, but no matter what, the glasses couldn't be taken off.Musashi cursed: "I'm not Monkey King, and you're not a magic spell, so I can't take it off."
He tried to take off the glasses with brute force, but it was in vain.He seemed to have pressed a part of the frame, and suddenly the sound of the computer starting up sounded in the air.
"Ding, welcome to the A214 smart glasses."
Musashi found that there were a lot of blue-green boxes in his field of vision, with various parameters such as weather conditions, temperature, and humidity. In the corner, there were also unsuitable weddings, travel, etc. In the corner, Musashi really felt that today was not suitable for travel.But it seems that the VR effect of this smart glasses is quite good.
"Please choose the gender of your voice." The glasses made a machine voice, rough and harsh.
Musashi chose a female voice.
A clear and pleasant female voice repeated the voice just now: "Ding, welcome to the A214 smart glasses." At the same time, these words also appeared in the field of vision, and faded away after a few seconds.
The female voice in glasses asked, "Do you want to be resurrected?"
Musashi's heart tightened when he heard this. "Can I be resurrected?" Musashi wondered.
"Of course you can."
"What's your name?" Musashi asked.
"Mr. Musashi is welcome to give me a name."
She knows her own name, Musashi thought. "I'll call you Little Mirror," Musashi said, "Little Mirror, please revive me soon, I beg you."
Facing Musashi's hysterical begging, the little mirror still said calmly: "I can't directly revive you, but I can teach you how to revive. Of course, it's not just nonsense, and it's more practical and easy to implement."
"Say it quickly," Musashi urged.
"Wait," said the little mirror, "I tell you, after you are successfully resurrected, you need to serve me."
"What? Serving you?" Musashi couldn't help laughing, thinking of humans serving mobile phones and dogs serving collars.
"No, not exactly," Little Mirror said, "After you are resurrected, I will offer you a job. Unless you have an excellent reason to refuse, you can only accept it."
"I promise you." Musashi said.Regardless of his job, at least he can still live.
"Then I'll talk about my method," Little Mirror said, "I can take you through time and space. In a certain world, Mao Qingze who killed you was just a baby in his mother's womb. As long as you appear, let him give birth If you don’t come down and put it back on, then Mao Qingze no longer exists, and you can’t be killed by him, right? Then it can be said that you are alive.”
Musashi hesitated slightly. "To kill a pregnant woman, I may not be able to do such a thing."
The little mirror said: "Mr. Musashi, may I ask if you just want to be resurrected or take revenge."
"It's good to be resurrected."
The little mirror said: "That's easy to handle. You wait for the baby to be born, then come up with a subterfuge, or let his mother not allow Mao Qingze to be a detective. As long as he is a little different, then there will be no Mao Qingze today. You won't be killed by him."
Hearing this, Musashi felt enlightened. This is not too much, and he can regain his life.But the small mirror, as a pair of smart glasses, knows so many things and shows up out of nowhere, which makes Musashi a little uneasy. "Little mirror, why are you under the table?"
"Mr. Musashi doesn't need to think about it." Little Mirror said in a sweet voice.
"Then how do I know if what you said is true or not? What if you are a liar?" Musashi spoke bluntly, and discarded euphemistic expressions.
The little mirror said: "Then you can take me down now, put me in a box, then cover the box, and put it under the table."
"I didn't mean that," Musashi said, "I mean, let me know that you are a pair of reliable glasses. Think about it, you were killed inexplicably, and you found a pair of glasses inexplicably. Can take you through time and space to revive you, do you dare to believe it?"
"Dare, this is the charm of technology," the little mirror even played the background music automatically, "You are dead, what else can I lie to you?"
"I surrender, take me through." Musashi compromised.
At this time, a series of blue data scrolled in the field of vision, and Musashi could only see pieces of blue light in a short time. Suddenly, a box popped up in the field of vision, saying: "Whether to travel through", there are two buttons below, one is "Agree ", one is "Reject", and there is a small box on it, which says: "Whether to follow the traversing agreement", Musashi clicked "Follow", and then clicked "Agree".
Just after clicking, Musashi felt dizzy.A huge black hole opened in the air, sucking Musashi into it.There was only purple-black light around him, and the purple was getting thicker and thicker, Musashi could only close his eyes, he felt dizzy, suddenly he fell to the ground, and a huge pain hit him.
He opened his eyes and found that the glasses had fallen to the side. He quickly put them on and found a crack in his field of vision. After two flashes, the crack disappeared. "You're all right, little mirror."
"it is good."
Musashi stood up and found himself on a street.All kinds of cars and motorcycles drove on the road, and a few students hurried past on bicycles.There were many people standing under the bus platform, and Musashi was surprised to find that they were all staring at him.
The little mirror said: "This is the world after time travel. I am contacting the headquarters to access the information of this world. Please wait a moment."
"Aren't you afraid they'll hear you talking like that?"
"My voice can only be heard by you."
"That's good," Musashi said, "Why are they all staring at me?"
"Because," Little Mirror's sweet voice was full of laughter, "because you only wore a pair of underwear."
When Musashi heard this, his face instantly turned into chili sauce.He was only wearing a pair of underwear, which was still wet, and even from some angles, he could still see a piece of dark hair inside. Musashi crawled into a remote part of a park and sat alone on a chair.
Musashi didn't have a dime, so he couldn't even go to the mall to buy clothes.
Musashi whispered, "Little mirror, have you finished checking?"
"You don't have to say it out loud," said the little mirror. "I can hear you if you say it silently in your heart. This will prevent people from thinking you are a lunatic talking to yourself, even though you are sitting here naked. Like a madman."
"Okay," Musashi compromised, "When is this, where is Mao Qingze's mother?"
The little mirror said: "I have two bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
"If I had a choice, I wouldn't want to hear any of them. You just pick the worst and say it first."
The little mirror said: "When you landed just now, you didn't stand still and fell, and then broke me. I just did a whole body scan for myself, and found that the problem is not serious, only one function is damaged. It will be fixed."
"You still have abilities?" Musashi asked.
The little mirror said: "Don't look down on glasses like this, okay? Anyway, I'm also smart glasses, an encyclopedia like this."
"Let's get down to business, what function is damaged for you, I hope it's not sexual function—if you have any."
"That, my ability to travel through time and space is damaged. Before it is repaired, I cannot change the time and space you are in."
Musashi said: "Then don't tell me, the second bad news is that you have traveled through the wrong time and space?"
"Uh, that, you are very clever."
"I am stupid." Musashi jumped up from the chair.
"You don't have to be too sad," Xiao Jing said, "This is the year A582, which is not too different from our target time and space. After all, it is just a little time travel error. According to history, in this world, after half a year, Mao Qingze's father and mother passed away. meet and fall in love."
"So, as long as I kill Mao Qingze's father, there will be no great detective Mao Qingze." Musashi said triumphantly.In this way, he killed two birds with one stone. Not only could he be resurrected, but Mao Qingze was also dead. No, he never even existed.
Mao Qingze was very satisfied with his careful planning.
"Little Mirror." Musashi walked out of the park wearing a pair of underwear, walking among the crowd, "Let's go find Mao Qingze's father."
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