As a travel idiot, you must bring an old driver
Chapter 30 Old 2 You Haven't Played Before
The milk tea brought by Yi Ganlai was placed on the shelf at the door as soon as he entered the door. While everyone was singing Chang Shun's happy song, he brought the milk tea to the dining table.
After cutting the cake, Chang Shun took all the trash from the dining table and threw it into the trash can in the kitchen. When he saw the milk tea, he asked Yi Ganlai, "Fourth, have you finished your milk tea? I'll throw it away for you after drinking it." .”
Yi Ganlai pointed to the small cake Chang Shun bought, and casually said, "Open it to see if there are any coconuts, and if you have any, don't throw them away for me."
Chang Shun didn't feel anything wrong after hearing this, so he picked up the milk tea cup and opened the lid to help him take a look. Just as he took off the milk tea lid, something popped out of the cup, and Chang Shun was so shocked that he almost threw the cup in his hand.Just when he was startled by something that popped up in front of him, he was startled. After looking carefully, he realized that the thing that popped up turned out to be a simulated "Second Child".
Seeing Chang Shun's frightened appearance, Yi Ganlai immediately brought the cake and spoon and laughed, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Is it fun?"
"City can play." Wan Yi smiled and clapped his hands. He thought he was the only one who tricked the third child, but he didn't expect the fourth child to be more cunning, hiding so deeply.
Chang Shun threw the fake "second child" to Yi Ganlai, but Yi Ganlai avoided it.
"Third, the group said that their phantom limbs are stiff." Wan Yi couldn't help laughing.
"They must be tough on fourth brother..." Chang Shun said speechlessly, "By the way, fifth brother, let me tell you a secret. I will send you candies. Fourth brother also participated!"
Yi Gan came to Chang Shun and Wan Yi's refills, "This is to express my love for you."
"Such a big gift, I really can't bear it..." Chang Shun joined hands with Wan Yi, and Wan Yi put the fake pussy in the milk tea cup upside down in Yi Ganlai's cake, sticking to the surface of the fake pussy Full of cream.
"You guys are such a waste of money. This prank prop is so realistic, you just ruined it like this, and it cost me nine or nine yuan anyway." Yi Ganlai frowned and looked at the fake vagina full of cream with disgust, It has become a sexual prop, "You guys are so dirty..."
"It's not you who bought it!" Chang Shun took the "milk tea cup" and put the cream on his body, facing Yi Ganlai, "Do you want to eat it? Whoever bought it will eat it."
"If I eat this, you'll have to eat the diced sugar." Yi Gan raised his eyebrows and said, he didn't believe that Chang Shun would agree to eat the diced sugar.
"If I eat diced candy, you have to fill the cup of milk tea with cream to the height of the fake diced popping out, and eat it like an ice cream cone." Chang Shun proudly offered another condition .
Yi Ganlai suddenly wilted, he would only agree to such a thing out of his mind, "Don't be idle! Don't eat, don't eat."
Chang Shun had already guessed in his heart that after all Wan Yi was still broadcasting live in the group, they really took up the challenge, and the group could turn lively, they were all good citizens and didn't want to be "checked on the water meter".
For Chang Shun's 520 birthday, he originally thought that only Nie Shu and Geng Yuanju would accompany him, but he didn't expect that they would all come to celebrate his birthday. Chang Shun, who has never been very emotional, grinned happily and couldn't close it.
Everyone is playing around, but they are really good to him, taking care of him like a brother in the family.
"Master Geng, can the living room be shown to the people in the group?" Wan Yi responded to the request of the fans in the group, and turned the camera to the back, facing Geng Yuanju's living room, and asked them to visit the living room of Geng Yuanju's house.
Geng Yuanju nodded indifferently, the overall decoration and color scheme of the first floor are not too bright, rather simple and nostalgic.
"All the photos on the wall were taken by Master Geng?" Wan Yi and the people in the group admired the photos on the wall together. They were all from the Reminiscence of Childhood series. Many of the games they played were their favorites in elementary school. I saw these turned into photos at Geng Yuanju's house.Many people who play have never seen children playing, and even they have forgotten the rules of the game, and only remember that they have played.
When Nie Shu heard Wan Yi talk about the photos, he also came over to take a look.
"Dumb took pictures with me, one of his favorite series." Geng Yuanju walked over and looked at the photos hung on the wall with them.
"It must be taken with me. He didn't have these things in his childhood. How could he understand the fun of our childhood." Chang Shun put his arms around Geng Yuanju's neck, stood behind him, put his head on his arm, and said, " I asked Marshal Geng to hang it in the living room, and when I saw it, I remembered my carefree childhood, those worthless things I made with my own hands."
"Nowadays, many children don't know how to make these things. They buy them by themselves. Don't mention them. Even many of us don't know how to make them ourselves." Yi Ganlai looked at the toys in the photo, with a slightly melancholy tone, When I was young, I had no money to buy toys, so I followed the elders in the family to make them by myself.
"Spinning tops, pounding abacus beads, punching cardboard, punching bottle caps..." Wan Yi counted the items in each photo one by one, saw the photo of marbles, and said, "Only marbles last forever, There are still a lot of kids playing with it.”
"This is pounding abacus beads?" Mo Fei pointed to a photo on the wall, in which the upper and lower rows of abacus beads were placed one behind the other. He had never played this before, so he was a little puzzled when he saw this photo , Hearing that the fifth child was talking about making abacus beads, he asked casually.
"Every place has a different name, and the gameplay is also different." Chang Shun said, in fact, he didn't remember what the game was called in his hometown, he only knew that it could be played with an abacus. When he went home and brought an abacus to school, his grandmother made a wooden abacus for him and brought it to school.
A classmate taught them how to play in school, so I knew that the abacus can also be used as a game prop.
"Second, have you ever played?" Wan Yi asked in surprise.
Mo Fei glanced at Wan Yi, "Someone stipulated that I must have played?"
"Fuck! Are you still born in the 90s?!" Wan Yi exclaimed.
"The second child is from the city. He has never played it before, so it is understandable." Chang Shun said, walked under the photo of the bottle cap, pointed to everyone and said, "What about this one? Have you played it?"
"Who stipulated that you must have played?" Mo Fei glanced at Chang Shun's direction.
Chang Shun wanted to roll his eyes with black lines all over his head, he really overestimated Mo Fei's childhood.
"It's no wonder that the brain circuit of the second child is different from ours. He knows how to hate me all day long. It must be because of his lack of childhood!" Wan Yi said, snapping his fingers.
"Then you can show me." Mo Fei pointed to the photos of the abacus and the bottle cap, and asked Wan Yi to demonstrate.
"It's okay. My Marshal Geng hasn't played it before. The second child can play with my Marshal Geng." Chang Shun said and ran to the storage room to find something to replace the bottle cap, but the storage room of Geng Yuanju's house was destroyed. All kinds of miscellaneous equipment are piled up, and there is nothing to play with.
"Dumb, there's no need to look through the storage room, there are no such things in the photo." Geng Yuanju went to the storage room and said to Chang Shun.
Yi Ganlai leaned against the door and said, "Go to the nearby grocery store and buy an abacus and a small hammer."
"Marshal Geng and I went to buy an abacus and a hammer, and you guys brought a case of beer to the store across the road." Everyone distributed them separately, and all of them were inspired by the photos to inspire their childlike innocence many years ago.
Chang Shun and Geng Yuanju went to the grocery store to pick up a hammer. Chang Shun took the hammer and tried hammering it in someone's store. Geng Yuanju frowned and said, "Do you really want to buy a home hammer bottle cap?"
Chang Shun looked at the hammer. He had already agreed with Lao Wu and the others to relive their childhood, so they revisited the job of knocking the bottle cap together, "Yes, the bottle cap must be knocked flat."
Geng Yuanju looked around the store and took a new cutting board, "Then buy a cutting board together and knock bottle caps for you." This will save you from being complained about the noise by the neighbors downstairs.
Geng Yuanju paid for everything and took them home together. He saw that they had already brought up a case of beer, and opened several bottles of beer in a row in order to ask for a bottle cap.
"The birthday star is back, come, one bottle per person." Wan Yi picked up the beer that had already been opened, and called Chang Shun to come over and drink together.
Mo Fei also picked up a bottle of beer and signaled Geng Yuanju, "Master Geng, are you coming?"
"Drink it with Dumb. We have to catch the plane tomorrow, so I won't drink it." Geng Yuanju said and rejected Mo Fei's kindness. He still kept his head clear and drove to the airport to take the plane tomorrow.
Only then did Chang Shun remember that he had agreed to travel to Zhangjiajie with Geng Yuanju, "Oh yes, we're going out tomorrow, so he won't drink, and if he's caught drunk and driving, come, let's drink, let's drink."
"Drink! If you don't get drunk, you won't go home!" Wan Yi toasted everyone with a beer bottle.
Chang Shun also picked up a bottle and toasted with everyone, "You don't have to go home when you're drunk, just sleep here."
"Aren't you afraid we'll vacate this place?" Yi Ganlaikuang asked teasingly, pointing at the things in the living room.
"Move, you move, and I will evacuate Kong Shengbo's company." Chang Shun said with a laugh, joking with Yi Ganlai.
Wan Yi grabbed all the beer caps off the table and handed them to Yan Peishen, "Shen Shou, can you knock the caps for us?"
Yan Peishen smiled fondly, took all the bottle caps, picked up the cutting board and small hammer that Chang Shun bought, and knocked in the living room.Geng Yuanju sat aside and watched, and dialed casually with the abacus.
Yan Peishen put the bottle cap on the chopping board, held the small bottle cap with one hand, tapped on the bottle cap with a small hammer in the other hand, knocked the bottle cap along the edge, and continued to beat the bottle cap. The upright part of the bottle cap is knocked flat until it becomes a round iron plate like a coin, and the bottle cap is further flattened and smoothed with a small hammer.
Geng Yuanju had never knocked on the bottle cap, and had been watching Yan Peishen knock it.
"Try it?" Yan Peishen asked, sending the small hammer to Geng Yuanju's direction.
Geng Yuanju took the hammer, picked up the new bottle cap next to the chopping board, and beat it like a gourd, making it look good.
Chang Shun was drinking beer, staring at Yan Peishen and Geng Yuanju like Wan Yi, and couldn't help smiling.
"We get along very harmoniously." Chang Shun said.
"Communication between Gong, what do you two know?" Mo Fei raised his eyebrows and said frivolously.
After cutting the cake, Chang Shun took all the trash from the dining table and threw it into the trash can in the kitchen. When he saw the milk tea, he asked Yi Ganlai, "Fourth, have you finished your milk tea? I'll throw it away for you after drinking it." .”
Yi Ganlai pointed to the small cake Chang Shun bought, and casually said, "Open it to see if there are any coconuts, and if you have any, don't throw them away for me."
Chang Shun didn't feel anything wrong after hearing this, so he picked up the milk tea cup and opened the lid to help him take a look. Just as he took off the milk tea lid, something popped out of the cup, and Chang Shun was so shocked that he almost threw the cup in his hand.Just when he was startled by something that popped up in front of him, he was startled. After looking carefully, he realized that the thing that popped up turned out to be a simulated "Second Child".
Seeing Chang Shun's frightened appearance, Yi Ganlai immediately brought the cake and spoon and laughed, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Is it fun?"
"City can play." Wan Yi smiled and clapped his hands. He thought he was the only one who tricked the third child, but he didn't expect the fourth child to be more cunning, hiding so deeply.
Chang Shun threw the fake "second child" to Yi Ganlai, but Yi Ganlai avoided it.
"Third, the group said that their phantom limbs are stiff." Wan Yi couldn't help laughing.
"They must be tough on fourth brother..." Chang Shun said speechlessly, "By the way, fifth brother, let me tell you a secret. I will send you candies. Fourth brother also participated!"
Yi Gan came to Chang Shun and Wan Yi's refills, "This is to express my love for you."
"Such a big gift, I really can't bear it..." Chang Shun joined hands with Wan Yi, and Wan Yi put the fake pussy in the milk tea cup upside down in Yi Ganlai's cake, sticking to the surface of the fake pussy Full of cream.
"You guys are such a waste of money. This prank prop is so realistic, you just ruined it like this, and it cost me nine or nine yuan anyway." Yi Ganlai frowned and looked at the fake vagina full of cream with disgust, It has become a sexual prop, "You guys are so dirty..."
"It's not you who bought it!" Chang Shun took the "milk tea cup" and put the cream on his body, facing Yi Ganlai, "Do you want to eat it? Whoever bought it will eat it."
"If I eat this, you'll have to eat the diced sugar." Yi Gan raised his eyebrows and said, he didn't believe that Chang Shun would agree to eat the diced sugar.
"If I eat diced candy, you have to fill the cup of milk tea with cream to the height of the fake diced popping out, and eat it like an ice cream cone." Chang Shun proudly offered another condition .
Yi Ganlai suddenly wilted, he would only agree to such a thing out of his mind, "Don't be idle! Don't eat, don't eat."
Chang Shun had already guessed in his heart that after all Wan Yi was still broadcasting live in the group, they really took up the challenge, and the group could turn lively, they were all good citizens and didn't want to be "checked on the water meter".
For Chang Shun's 520 birthday, he originally thought that only Nie Shu and Geng Yuanju would accompany him, but he didn't expect that they would all come to celebrate his birthday. Chang Shun, who has never been very emotional, grinned happily and couldn't close it.
Everyone is playing around, but they are really good to him, taking care of him like a brother in the family.
"Master Geng, can the living room be shown to the people in the group?" Wan Yi responded to the request of the fans in the group, and turned the camera to the back, facing Geng Yuanju's living room, and asked them to visit the living room of Geng Yuanju's house.
Geng Yuanju nodded indifferently, the overall decoration and color scheme of the first floor are not too bright, rather simple and nostalgic.
"All the photos on the wall were taken by Master Geng?" Wan Yi and the people in the group admired the photos on the wall together. They were all from the Reminiscence of Childhood series. Many of the games they played were their favorites in elementary school. I saw these turned into photos at Geng Yuanju's house.Many people who play have never seen children playing, and even they have forgotten the rules of the game, and only remember that they have played.
When Nie Shu heard Wan Yi talk about the photos, he also came over to take a look.
"Dumb took pictures with me, one of his favorite series." Geng Yuanju walked over and looked at the photos hung on the wall with them.
"It must be taken with me. He didn't have these things in his childhood. How could he understand the fun of our childhood." Chang Shun put his arms around Geng Yuanju's neck, stood behind him, put his head on his arm, and said, " I asked Marshal Geng to hang it in the living room, and when I saw it, I remembered my carefree childhood, those worthless things I made with my own hands."
"Nowadays, many children don't know how to make these things. They buy them by themselves. Don't mention them. Even many of us don't know how to make them ourselves." Yi Ganlai looked at the toys in the photo, with a slightly melancholy tone, When I was young, I had no money to buy toys, so I followed the elders in the family to make them by myself.
"Spinning tops, pounding abacus beads, punching cardboard, punching bottle caps..." Wan Yi counted the items in each photo one by one, saw the photo of marbles, and said, "Only marbles last forever, There are still a lot of kids playing with it.”
"This is pounding abacus beads?" Mo Fei pointed to a photo on the wall, in which the upper and lower rows of abacus beads were placed one behind the other. He had never played this before, so he was a little puzzled when he saw this photo , Hearing that the fifth child was talking about making abacus beads, he asked casually.
"Every place has a different name, and the gameplay is also different." Chang Shun said, in fact, he didn't remember what the game was called in his hometown, he only knew that it could be played with an abacus. When he went home and brought an abacus to school, his grandmother made a wooden abacus for him and brought it to school.
A classmate taught them how to play in school, so I knew that the abacus can also be used as a game prop.
"Second, have you ever played?" Wan Yi asked in surprise.
Mo Fei glanced at Wan Yi, "Someone stipulated that I must have played?"
"Fuck! Are you still born in the 90s?!" Wan Yi exclaimed.
"The second child is from the city. He has never played it before, so it is understandable." Chang Shun said, walked under the photo of the bottle cap, pointed to everyone and said, "What about this one? Have you played it?"
"Who stipulated that you must have played?" Mo Fei glanced at Chang Shun's direction.
Chang Shun wanted to roll his eyes with black lines all over his head, he really overestimated Mo Fei's childhood.
"It's no wonder that the brain circuit of the second child is different from ours. He knows how to hate me all day long. It must be because of his lack of childhood!" Wan Yi said, snapping his fingers.
"Then you can show me." Mo Fei pointed to the photos of the abacus and the bottle cap, and asked Wan Yi to demonstrate.
"It's okay. My Marshal Geng hasn't played it before. The second child can play with my Marshal Geng." Chang Shun said and ran to the storage room to find something to replace the bottle cap, but the storage room of Geng Yuanju's house was destroyed. All kinds of miscellaneous equipment are piled up, and there is nothing to play with.
"Dumb, there's no need to look through the storage room, there are no such things in the photo." Geng Yuanju went to the storage room and said to Chang Shun.
Yi Ganlai leaned against the door and said, "Go to the nearby grocery store and buy an abacus and a small hammer."
"Marshal Geng and I went to buy an abacus and a hammer, and you guys brought a case of beer to the store across the road." Everyone distributed them separately, and all of them were inspired by the photos to inspire their childlike innocence many years ago.
Chang Shun and Geng Yuanju went to the grocery store to pick up a hammer. Chang Shun took the hammer and tried hammering it in someone's store. Geng Yuanju frowned and said, "Do you really want to buy a home hammer bottle cap?"
Chang Shun looked at the hammer. He had already agreed with Lao Wu and the others to relive their childhood, so they revisited the job of knocking the bottle cap together, "Yes, the bottle cap must be knocked flat."
Geng Yuanju looked around the store and took a new cutting board, "Then buy a cutting board together and knock bottle caps for you." This will save you from being complained about the noise by the neighbors downstairs.
Geng Yuanju paid for everything and took them home together. He saw that they had already brought up a case of beer, and opened several bottles of beer in a row in order to ask for a bottle cap.
"The birthday star is back, come, one bottle per person." Wan Yi picked up the beer that had already been opened, and called Chang Shun to come over and drink together.
Mo Fei also picked up a bottle of beer and signaled Geng Yuanju, "Master Geng, are you coming?"
"Drink it with Dumb. We have to catch the plane tomorrow, so I won't drink it." Geng Yuanju said and rejected Mo Fei's kindness. He still kept his head clear and drove to the airport to take the plane tomorrow.
Only then did Chang Shun remember that he had agreed to travel to Zhangjiajie with Geng Yuanju, "Oh yes, we're going out tomorrow, so he won't drink, and if he's caught drunk and driving, come, let's drink, let's drink."
"Drink! If you don't get drunk, you won't go home!" Wan Yi toasted everyone with a beer bottle.
Chang Shun also picked up a bottle and toasted with everyone, "You don't have to go home when you're drunk, just sleep here."
"Aren't you afraid we'll vacate this place?" Yi Ganlaikuang asked teasingly, pointing at the things in the living room.
"Move, you move, and I will evacuate Kong Shengbo's company." Chang Shun said with a laugh, joking with Yi Ganlai.
Wan Yi grabbed all the beer caps off the table and handed them to Yan Peishen, "Shen Shou, can you knock the caps for us?"
Yan Peishen smiled fondly, took all the bottle caps, picked up the cutting board and small hammer that Chang Shun bought, and knocked in the living room.Geng Yuanju sat aside and watched, and dialed casually with the abacus.
Yan Peishen put the bottle cap on the chopping board, held the small bottle cap with one hand, tapped on the bottle cap with a small hammer in the other hand, knocked the bottle cap along the edge, and continued to beat the bottle cap. The upright part of the bottle cap is knocked flat until it becomes a round iron plate like a coin, and the bottle cap is further flattened and smoothed with a small hammer.
Geng Yuanju had never knocked on the bottle cap, and had been watching Yan Peishen knock it.
"Try it?" Yan Peishen asked, sending the small hammer to Geng Yuanju's direction.
Geng Yuanju took the hammer, picked up the new bottle cap next to the chopping board, and beat it like a gourd, making it look good.
Chang Shun was drinking beer, staring at Yan Peishen and Geng Yuanju like Wan Yi, and couldn't help smiling.
"We get along very harmoniously." Chang Shun said.
"Communication between Gong, what do you two know?" Mo Fei raised his eyebrows and said frivolously.
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