As a travel idiot, you must bring an old driver

Nie Shu appeared at Geng Yuanju's door on time at twelve o'clock. Chang Shun opened the door and was surprised by two people who appeared at the door with Nie Shu.

"Didn't you say you don't have time? You lied to me!" Seeing Nie Shu appearing at the door with Mo Fei and Yi Ganlai, Chang Shun reacted and exclaimed.

Both Yi Ganlai and Mo Fei looked curiously at the "funny man" wrapped in a thin blanket beside them, and looked at Chang Shun's raised eyebrows and asked silently. Chang Shun glanced at the "funny man", ignored him, and directly Called Nie Shu and the others to come in, "Geng Yuanju cooked the western food himself, you are really accurate."

"Hehe, it's good to have Western food for us." Yi Ganlai walked into Geng Yuanju's house first, sniffed it with his nose, "I smell pizza?"

Chang Shun, Nie Shu and Mo Fei also entered the house together, and immediately closed the door.

"You have a dog's nose!" Chang Shun said with a smile, as expected of a foodie, with such a good nose.

"Don't compare your stupid nose to mine, you can smell shit like shit." Yi Ganlai said angrily.

"It's the cat poop coffee that smells like poop." Chang Shun cleaned up the dining table, "I don't have to pull out the chairs for you bosses, do I?"

"Big birthday boy, come, I'll pull the chair for you." Mo Fei said and pulled the chair away, and Nie Shu pressed Chang Shun on the chair cooperatively.

"Today we all serve the big birthday stars, this is the first time we have encountered this battle." Yi Ganlai teased, "It's so good to be a birthday star, and when it's my birthday, you all have to treat me like this, let me experience the feeling of being a bully. "

"Return the overlord, the landowner must have come." Chang Shun said to Yi Gan with a smile.

Nie Shu helped to serve lunch in the kitchen, half of a table was occupied by people, "How do you know to make more, I'm worried that they won't tell you without telling you, you will not prepare their lunch."

"Maybe I should make the amount of dinner as well." Chang Shun didn't know, shrugging his shoulders and making fun of his boyfriend.He didn't pay attention to this question at first, but after being told by Nie Shu, he noticed this question, and immediately asked Geng Yuanju curiously.

Geng Yuanju glanced at Mo Fei and Yi Gan, Chang Shun immediately understood, Chang Shun rolled his eyes helplessly at Mo Fei and Yi Gan, "Private contact has become a daily routine in our family."

"I didn't have much contact with each other in private. The second child and I went to find Geng Yuanju in an open and honest manner." Yi Ganlai didn't take the blame. He and the second child agreed to surprise the third child together, and called the fifth child, but Rejected by Lao Wu, "By the way, where is Lao Wu? Does he really have something to do?"

"Who knows, the phone won't work early in the morning." Mo Fei said.

"The fifth one is absent, it's not fun." Yi Ganlai twirled the pasta with a fork a few times, stuffed it into his mouth, and couldn't help giving Geng Yuanju a thumbs up, "It's delicious, better than what I eat outside Pasta is much better.”

The doorbell rang several times, but Chang Shun never opened the door. Geng Yuanju was about to open it when Chang Shun held it down, "Don't open it, you're a lunatic."

Although Geng Yuanju was puzzled, he listened to Chang Shun and didn't open the door.

"Did we see that 'funny' at the door just now?" Nie Shu remembered that when they came, there was a strange person at the door the whole time, and they were still watching.

"Well, that's the lunatic. Saying that I'm the mistress and that she's Geng Yuanju's girlfriend is a joke in the world. It's good that I didn't slap him. After all, I'm taking the kind route now." Chang Shun said Just make a slap gesture, slap left and right. He doesn't slap those who spread rumors and slander like big pigs because he is too kind.

"You told me that the people who control the clan are kind?" Yi Ganlai swallowed, and squinted at Chang Shun, "I'm too embarrassed to agree with what I said."

"It's all boring." Nie Shu concluded, "The bright ones are bright, and the boring ones are boring. I haven't seen a few who are kind and easy to bully."

"Protecting weaknesses is the law," Mo Fei said.

While they were talking, the bell rang again outside the door, this time it was even more urgent, everyone turned their attention to Chang Shun, seeing that he still had no intention of opening the door, Yi Ganlai changed the subject and said, "By the way, my cake What about it? I asked you to buy it and put it in the refrigerator to wait for me to eat, now that I am here, why don’t you take it out for me to taste?”

"I can't stop you from eating pasta, and I still remember your cake!" Chang Shun shook his head and said helplessly, and went to the refrigerator to take out all the private cakes he bought and put them on the dining table, " Fortunately, I bought a lot, otherwise there would not be enough points.”

"What are you afraid of if you don't have enough food? I can make it on the spot if I have ingredients." Yi Ganlai pointed to himself and said to Chang Shun, "Third brother, do you think I'm so weak? Do you really think I don't know these things?"

"You know how to do it, and you still ask me to buy it?!" Chang Shun immediately growled at Yi Ganlai, "You did it on purpose!"

Yi Ganlai smiled triumphantly, "It's good to not spend money."

Chang Shun silently rolled his eyes at the air above, "You foodie really hasn't changed, you can't change even after falling in love."

Just as they were chatting livelyly, Chang Shun's cell phone rang, and when he saw that the caller ID turned out to be the fifth child, he thought it was a call to tell him how happy he was, so he answered the call and switched on the speakerphone.

"Third son! You fucking, hurry up and open the door! I'm so hot!"

Chang Shun and the others looked at each other, and Chang Shun asked hesitantly, "Old Five, where do you think you are?"

"Where else can it be! Your door! Open the door for me quickly, I have rang the doorbell so many times!"

"There's only one lunatic at the door." Chang Shun muttered, frowning.

"You idiot!" Wan Yi pulled off his headgear hotly at the door, and his hair was covered with sweat and stuck to his forehead.

Only then did Chang Shun react, and rushed to the door to open it for Wan Yi, and saw Wan Yi holding a "funny" hood in his hand, and the thin blanket was draped wildly on his shoulders like a rope, as if he had just been raped The sun is baked in general.

Geng Yuanju also came to the door and stood beside Chang Shun. Seeing Wan Yi's distressed appearance, Geng Yuanju immediately opened the door wide and let Wan Yi in to turn on the air conditioner.

Yi Gan came to see Wan Yi hot like a dog, and spread out on the chair with a smile, "Fifth, so the lunatic that the third is talking about is you!"

"You idiots, idiots, have been watching me for so long, but you can't even tell it's me. The third child realizes that it's his daily stupidity. I can understand it. It's unreasonable for you to stay like this, especially the old man. Two." Wan Yi sat slumped on the chair hotly, he rang the doorbell so many times at the door, but no one came to answer the door again, he was simply regarded as a transparent person.

"You want to play so much, of course we have to cooperate. If you expose it, your plan will be exposed?" Mo Fei innocently smiled. He was suspicious when he was watching at the door, but he was not sure, until Chang Shun He was a little sure when he mentioned that lunatic at the dinner table.

"I'm so hot, it's such a tragedy that I can't be tricked, but I'm being tricked. In this damn weather, I'm hot outside, and you are cold inside. Even the cakes and desserts are on the table ahead of time!" Wan Yi She curled her lips and looked at the delicious food on the table, it turned out to be Western style food.

"It's no wonder that I haven't settled the score with me after being punished by me. It turned out that it was planned to punish me at 520 today." Chang Shun narrowed his eyes slightly and said to Wan Yi.

"How about it, let's pretend it looks like it." Wan Yi showed everyone his funny pillow. He bought it specially for tricks, and he also bought a thin blanket as a set.

"You are poisonous, what a god! Little San, you actually said that I am Little San. I really want to knead you into a ball and throw you into a ball for fourth brother to make snacks." Chang Shun took Wan Yi's pillow and touched it, and put it on his head One set, instantly changed from cute to funny internet celebrity, "Is it okay if I wear it? You are handsome, handsome and mighty."

"Isn't it impossible to make up a reason? The voice change has become better?" Wan Yi laughed out of shame, and immediately took a photo of Chang Shun with his mobile phone, and casually sent it to the group.

"I thought it was really a girl, did you learn false voice instead?" Chang Shun said angrily.

"How is it possible? Shen Shou doesn't allow me to learn the false voice." Wan Yi said helplessly, and the false voice hurts his voice, and he still wants to keep his own voice to dub well. I recorded a fake voice."

Chang Shun took off the funny pillow from his head and threw it on Wan Yi.

"Hurry up and eat, the noodles won't taste good after a long time." Geng Yuanju took the pillow from Chang Shun's hand and put it on the carpet next to him.

"Fourth brother, is your family not here today?" Wan Yi asked when he saw that Kong Shengbo was not here.

"He's at work, and he has time to come after get off work at night." Yi Ganlai replied.

"Then I'll take my family with me?" Wan Yi asked for their opinions before calling Yan Peishen.

Yan Peishen arrived at the door within a few minutes, Wan Yi opened the door, and saw Yan Peishen walking in with a cake and singing birthday song.

Chang Shun and the others turned their heads to look at the door, Yi Ganlai even pushed Chang Shun to the front, Yan Peishen put the cake on the dining table, Mo Fei and Nie Shu surrounded Chang Shun, but they all tacitly took the initiative to put the cake on the table. The position on Chang Shun's left was vacated for Geng Yuanju.

Everyone sang the birthday song with Yan Peishen. Wan Yi had already started a video in the group when Yan Peishen came in, and broadcast the birthday party live in the main group in real time.

"Happy birthday to the third child on 520." Wan Yi took the lead, "Hurry up and make a wish. Today is 520's birthday, and all wishes will come true."

Chang Shun smiled and said, "All wishes are for one, to travel around the world."

"With Geng Yuanju, this wish is not easy." Yi Gan said, looking at Geng Yuanju, and then smiled at Chang Shun.

Before Chang Shun could say anything, there were a bunch of fans swiping the screen in the group.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Fourth brother is telling the truth again."

"+1 The third brother will be shy if he is cute and cute"

"Fourth brother just said what everyone thinks hahhhh"