Back to Qingqiu as a fox

"Sang'er, I've become obsessed with cooking recently, and I'll let you try my skills today!" Jiu Xiao hit me on the head as soon as she returned to the fox cave.

I squatted on the ground and shivered, wondering if it would really be safer here than outside?

"Sang'er, you look looking forward to it, you must want to get a first-class product right away!" Jiu Xiao said very happily, but my heart was ashamed.

How on earth could this person see that I was full of anticipation?Could she immediately put a few dishes in front of me?

It turns out that I am not a fox's mouth, but a crow's mouth.Thanks to so much ink I have absorbed before, I feel that the description of "one word becomes a prophecy" is perfect at this time.

Jiu Xiao said happily: "I just made these dishes, and found that Sang'er was not in the cave, so I hurried to find you and came back. I know that Sang'er must have a taste of my cooking!"

My head shakes like a rattle, not my will!

"In order to get into the table earlier, Sonny has already swayed and acted coquettishly at me? Then I won't talk nonsense to you."

I:? ? ?

My god! ! !Please let this guy interpret my behavior like an ordinary person, okay?How on earth did I act like a spoiled child!

"Come on, Sang'er, open your mouth." Jiu Xiao is indeed a vigorous person, and now she has already held a lump of something unknown with her chopsticks to my mouth.

Trembling, I swallowed it in my mouth, and swallowed it without chewing it.

"Sang'er, how does it taste?" Jiu Xiao looked at me expectantly, it was a bit charming like that.

I swallowed it so fast that I really didn't know what it tasted like.However, in order to please the owner, he had no choice but to say in fox language against his conscience: "It tastes so good! You can use some too!"

After hearing what I said, Jiu Xiao was really very happy, and immediately said boldly: "Since Sang'er is so happy, I'll give you all of these!"

If I am not a white fox now, then outsiders will definitely see my complexion turn gray quickly.

I can't help but suspect that Jiu Xiao tricked me into solving these unrecognizable dishes because she found it very unpalatable after tasting it herself?

"The little fox has a small stomach. After eating the big mouthful just now, he is already full. Why don't you ask sister Ling'er and Xiaoqing to come over and use some?" I put on an innocent and harmless appearance, and spoke the fox language very sincerely.

Jiu Xiao suddenly said: "That's right! I forgot about them!"

After she finished speaking, she disappeared before my eyes.Suddenly, two more people appeared by the collars.

Zhong Ling'er was still holding a brush in her hand, and said helplessly, "Why are you arresting me?"

"Taste my handicraft!" Jiu Xiao let go of her hand and stood proudly beside the table.

Zhong Ling'er heard the words, and it didn't take a moment to cover her stomach and said: "Oh! I suddenly feel sick to my stomach, and I have to go to the toilet, Xiaoqing, are you hungry? I won't grab it from you."

Naturally, Xiao Qing was not easy to calculate, so she immediately picked up the chopsticks, stuffed a black lacquer into Zhong Ling'er's mouth, and said: "My aunt has a deep sense of immortality, and the delicacies cooked by the emperor will definitely be good for you." All diseases, Sister Ling'er, let's eat something before leaving!"

Zhong Ling'er was so violently stuffed that she almost choked to death on the spot.However, after chewing and swallowing, her eyes lit up, and she said, "Xiao'er is really talented in cooking! Although I don't know what I just ate, but the taste is indeed not bad."

I looked at Zhong Ling'er suspiciously, this guy acted genuinely and sincerely, and there was no fake expression on his face.

After hearing this, Jiu Xiao rejoiced and said, "Since Ling'er likes it, it's all yours!"

"It's so good!" Zhong Ling'er, who was complaining of a stomachache just now, sat down in the blink of an eye, took chopsticks, and began to eat in a gentle manner.

Seeing this, Xiaoqing couldn't help being curious, and picked up the chopsticks to taste it.

"Hmm~ Auntie is truly a genius. She cooked such delicious food for the first time. Xiaoqing admires Auntie even more!"

The performance of the two of them made me very itchy.Previously, I was afraid that the taste of the food would be difficult to eat, so I swallowed the dates whole, not knowing what it was like, but hearing others say it was delicious, it really scratched my heart.

I looked at Jiu Xiao expectantly, hoping she could understand my eyes.

Jiu Xiao glanced at me, thought for a moment, and said, "Since you can't eat, then take this last bite!"

I nodded vigorously.

Jiu Xiao gave me a piece of green vegetable, I chewed it in my mouth, and it tasted really special.

In an instant, I felt like I had come alive. After coming here for a few days, I finally had something to eat!

Just when I was very excited, Jiu Xiao said: "Sang'er has a small stomach, so you don't have to make things difficult for me because of me. Let's go somewhere else and don't disturb the two of them eating."

I shook my head and said in a fox language: "I can eat it! What I ate earlier seems to have been digested!"

It is true that Jiu Xiao is not very human.

"Sang'er, I'm really touched by your behavior, but I can't force you to eat more because it's the first time I'm cooking, and it will hurt your body." After finishing speaking, I didn't give me a chance to speak, so I took me back Arrived at her "Drunken Happy".

I have tears in my eyes, is it because I committed too many sins in my life?Why did you ask me to meet such an evildoer as Jiu Xiao!

Jiu Xiao conjured a chessboard out of nowhere, put me opposite her, and said with great interest: "Sang'er, do you know Go? When I went to the mortal world, I watched mortals play chess. It was very interesting. I will teach you how to play chess." How are you playing chess?"

I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back, my eyes were dim, and I wanted to eat even if I saw the checkerboard.

Does Jiu Xiao know what pets mean?Why do you always make me do what other people do!Although I have been a human being for the rest of my life, I have no great ambitions. I have thought that I will behave like a fox in the future.

"Sonny, it's your turn."

I was in a trance when I saw Jiu Xiao smiling at me.

Charming All Beings is probably talking about her!It is true that I am quite dissatisfied with her, and it is undeniable that she is indeed an extremely exciting woman.

Eh?No, no, am I starving and stupid? !Why did such an idea suddenly appear? !No matter how beautiful her appearance is, she can't cover her heart covered in lard!

"Sang'er, I've been waiting for you for a stick of incense, when will you figure out where to fall?"

Hearing Jiu Xiao's complaints, I felt exhausted physically and mentally.Where do I look like I'm thinking about how to make a move?Even though I studied the black and white pieces with my grandfather in the previous life, how can my claws pick up this small round chess piece?I just want to be a fox in peace.

I don't expect Jiu Xiao to understand this truth by herself, and said in a fox language: "How can my claws catch the chess pieces? Why don't you ask Xiaoqing to play with you?"

Jiu Xiao thought for a long time, and finally felt that what I said was reasonable.

Just when I thought I could get away and go to rest for a while, I saw that she brought a pincer-like thing from nowhere, and the rear end could just fit on my two front paws, so I opened and closed my two paws. Just can control pliers to pick up and drop.

I was so shocked that I couldn't close my mouth for a long time, Jiu Xiao has such a brain, wouldn't it be better to use it more in other places?

The beauty in front of her smiled brightly, and said: "Now, Sonny can play chess with me!"

I sighed, and resigned to my fate, I made a move. Anyway, I was doomed not to escape playing with my master. I know how to play Go at least.

After a stick of incense, the winner is already divided.

"Sang'er played chess for the first time, and he beat me without my teaching. As expected of the fox I raised, he is really talented and intelligent!"

I stared blankly at the chessboard. I have never won a game with my grandfather for more than ten years, and now I have killed all of them. It shows that her brain is really not very good.

"Sang'er! Let's come again!" Jiu Xiao was gearing up, "When you meet an opponent, you will never die!"

I had a sad face, I knew it was like this, I should have lost on purpose.Playing a game of chess with pliers, my claws will be broken, and I really don't want to play another game.

"I'm stuck!"

As usual, Jiu Xiao would not ask for my opinion, and started the next game on her own.

I randomly threw a chess piece on the chessboard, and swore that I would lose this one!

"Sang'er's footwork is really exquisite!" Jiu Xiao rested her chin and began to think about countermeasures.

How wonderful? !I just dropped a child casually!Don't worry about this much!

In this way, every time I make a random move, Jiu Xiao will stare at the chessboard for a long time to consider.

I yawned and thought about what to do next. In the current situation, if I make random moves, I will eat one of her chess pieces by accident, and I am very tired.

"Sonny is your turn."

I took the chess pieces and struggled.After hesitating for a long time, he dropped a son.

"Oh! I lost again!" Jiu Xiao sighed, pouted and looked at the chessboard.

why?I just obviously tried my best to avoid the winning chess pit!How exactly did you win?

I watched the chess game carefully again, and found that the piece I landed had more pieces surrounded to death than the one I avoided.

Could it be that I have really become a Go genius who is rare in a thousand years?Such a random move can win!

"Sonny! Here we go again!"

I looked at the energetic Jiu Xiao, and unconsciously shed crystal tears, how could she let me go!