Back to Qingqiu as a fox

"Hey, I picked the passion fruit just now. I wanted to eat it myself. Since Sang'er cried so sadly, I will give it to you. This is my favorite fruit!" Jiu Xiao handed a small green fruit When it came to my mouth, there was an expression of reluctance.

I thought, I can't make trouble with my stomach, I didn't eat much yesterday, this fruit should be better than the food in the hole!

With that thought in mind, I took a big bite unceremoniously.

After a quarter of the stick of incense, I vomited in the grass next to me until there was nothing left in my stomach. If I had known how disgusting the taste of this fruit was, I would have said three words to Jiu Xiao: "Take it away! "

No wonder it is called "Baiweiguo", a fruit that perfectly combines the tastes of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty. If I have eaten shit, I would probably think it tastes more disgusting than shit.At this moment, I am convinced that Jiu Xiao's sense of taste is very abnormal!

Jiu Xiao angrily looked at me who had only half of the fruit left in her hand, and me who was about to spit out bile, and said, "Sang'er, you only like meat and don't like fruits, so you won't grow taller!"

I really hated myself for not being able to speak human language, and cursed in fox language: "Such unpalatable food, only perverts would like it!"

"What is a pervert? Are you praising me?"

After hearing this, I shivered. So she can understand fox language?Then she must be a vixen!Tears welled up in my eyes, and I could finally sue her!

"That's right, pervert is an excellent word for praise. You pervert not only threw me into the water to make me choke, but also fed me such unpalatable fruit. You are as beautiful as a fairy, but your brain is lost for some reason. In the mother's womb, she really has big breasts and no brains!"

After I finished scolding, Jiu Xiao said quietly: "Sang'er, the last sentence should be scolding me!"

She actually knew I was scolding her?It seems that there is no cure yet.

"My breasts are not big at all, they are very well-proportioned, if you don't believe me touch them." Before I could react, Jiu Xiao had already grabbed my paw and pressed it on her chest.

My mother!It turns out that the last sentence she said refers to the words "big breasts and no brains"?Moreover, I just remembered "big breasts"!If the chest is not big, it won't be big, so why pull my paw and put it on it?I just want to be an ordinary fox, why do you want me to bear the title of "rogue fox"?But... Jiu Xiao's chest is soft, and it feels, no, the claws feel very good.

My heart suddenly "plopped" and kept beating, and I was a little out of breath. Could it be that the fruit just now was eaten bad?

After this incident, I finally resigned to my fate. I am indeed a fox with an ominous head.I seemed to foresee that if I was bullied in the future, Jiu Xiao would go to have a drink with the other party to congratulate me on my life.

"Does Sonny know now that I'm a pervert with small breasts?"

If it was before, I would laugh so hard when I heard this, rolling on the ground clutching my stomach.But now, I feel a sense of sadness.The wind is rustling, the water is cold, Mo Xiaosang is coming, mourning is mourning and never returns.

"Okay, we've been out for a long time, it's time to go home." Jiu Xiao still didn't ask for my opinion this time, she lifted my collar, and then performed "A Thousand Miles of Magic", and returned to the fox cave.

All the hair on my face was blown to the back, which was irritating.Sooner or later, my fox life will be tricked to death by Jiu Xiao!No, I have to find a way to escape. Even if Benhu dies, he must die with dignity. Being eaten by wolves, there is a kind of tragic "I will go to hell if I don't go to hell", tortured to death by a black-hearted woman, and seeing the king of hell I can't lift my head up!

Ever since, I saw Jiu Xiao was looking at the script at the desk, and kept stuffing some plum-like things into her mouth, and I felt that the opportunity had come.She is already doing two things at once, eating and reading at the same time, with her brain, she will definitely not be able to find out that I slipped away.

I stood on tiptoe and sneaked out along the cave wall.Sure enough, the escape was extremely smooth, and no one ever stopped me.

Standing in the lush jungle again, I suddenly felt as if I had passed away.I, Mo Xiaosang, have been reborn!

The first thing I did when I escaped was to find something to eat.However, looking at the fruits of different shapes, I encountered difficulties again.As a fox with no common sense of survival in the wild, what should I do if I eat poisonous fruit?At that time, the King of Hades thought that I was overwhelmed, self-sacrificing, spurned me for not cherishing life, and threw me into a pig's womb, what should I do?

Eh?A flash of inspiration came to my head, and there is a way!I'll wait here to see what other animals eat, and I'll follow suit, so I won't be wrong.I'm so smart!

After a while, a rabbit came bouncing over. When it saw a red fruit in the grass, it was very happy. It immediately took it off, and quickly gnawed it into its mouth with its two big dies.

Seeing this, I happily picked a red fruit and rubbed it with my hair.It's just that the little rabbit kicked its legs and died before it was bitten.

I was so frightened that I quickly flew the fruit in my hand, hit something soft, bounced, and rolled to the ground.

I let out a long sigh of relief, it seems that this method is not very reliable, but fortunately I was a step slower, otherwise I would die young again.

At this moment, something squirmed in the grass.When I took a closer look, it turned out to be a flower-skinned snake lying on the ground.

My fox fur exploded immediately, this flower snake will not regret that I smashed it, let me duel!Then I will definitely be unilaterally tortured to death!

In an instant, the flower snake straightened up and flew towards me. The strong will to survive made me leap to the right, barely avoiding the fatal blow, and rolled into the bushes, with several cuts on my body.

I thought sadly, this flower snake is so ugly, it should be non-poisonous, how about letting it bite me twice to relieve my anger?Otherwise, if I come a few more times, I will be exhausted instead of being bitten to death.

Of course, it hurts to be bitten twice!

Sister Fairy, I will never scold you for being black-hearted again!Please show up and save me!

Perhaps the gods heard my prayer, and Jiu Xiao really appeared.

It's just that if things will follow the normal development logic and she saves me with a wave of her hand, then she will not be Jiu Xiao.

"Sang'er, you are here! Where did I think you were, it turned out that you came out to compete with Xiaohua Snake!"

Seeing that she didn't have the slightest desire to come up to help, I felt desperate.Which eye did this guy see that we were competing?Can't you really see that I am about to die in Huangquan and return to the west? !

Just as I was on a errand, the flower snake flew in a circle and rushed towards my Tianmen cover. I had to admire the softness of my body. I twisted my head and flew out like a twist, and I was scared all over. In a cold sweat, I was very worried that I would break in two.

"Sang'er is amazing! As expected of my pet!" Jiu Xiao applauded from the side.

I take back what I said before, Jiu Xiao is not black-hearted, she has a very dark heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys!

The flower snake saw that he had jumped into the air again, showing two sharp teeth, and screamed, and I shouted in the fox language without any hope: "Master Snake, please spare me! I didn't hit you on purpose! "

However, the foreign language is not understandable, and it looks like it is ready to go.

Jiu Xiao heard my cry, and said with disgust: "Sang'er, don't be cowardly! You can't beat mere little flower snakes, how can you be my pet!"

I also yelled, "I don't want to be your pet anymore! I don't protect me at critical moments, and there is no benefit in being your pet!"

"Since this is the case, then I don't have to worry about your face!" Jiu Xiao said, flicking her fingertips lightly, Brother Snake twitched his tail and fell straight into the brown soil.

I want to go back to my mother's womb!I want to continue to be the little princess in my previous life!I don't want to be a fox!grandfather!grandfather!Return my grandfather!I really have never seen the world before, the vixen in Qingqiu are all crazy women!

Jiu Xiao came over, touched my hairy head, and sighed: "Sang'er, don't blame me, just saw that Sang'er was exhausted, so he took action to kill the flower snake. If you humiliate your face, you can use Leaving Home How about going out and punishing me?"

I looked at this earth-shatteringly beautiful woman on top of my head dumbfounded. Could it be that this skin is so good that I need to use my brain for it?Can't she see that I've already run away from home?

It's just that I'm a little fox with only a backbone. Since she asked me to run away from home, I resolutely decided to go against her will, jumped on her shoulders and grabbed that snow-white neck tightly, vowing that I would never run away from home again !The outside world is really scary!