[Journey to the West] Monkey King Chief Broker

Here, Tang Congcong finished one bucket, two buckets, three buckets... seven buckets of rice under everyone's watchful eyes. He hiccupped a few times and felt the serious warning from his masseter muscles.

Seeing Tang Congcong's stomach swell like a ball, Sun Wukong couldn't bear it, so he came over to help Tang Congcong eat together.But the little fairy stopped him, saying that if he helped, it would be considered cheating, and the previous efforts would be in vain.

Tang Congcong and Monkey King looked at each other and said, "Am I a human or a ghost now?"

Sun Wukong said: "Are you eating stupid?" As he said, he was going to check Tang Congcong's head for fever symptoms.

Tang Congcong shook his head, and said: "I'm not stupid, I just want to tell you that I'm lucky to be a ghost now, except for a little consciousness, everything else is no different from air. No matter how much I eat, it won't affect me... "

That's what he said.But he forgot that the most feared thing in this world is to set a flag.

When Tang Congcong ate the last bucket and licked the spoon clean, there was a loud noise in the sky, and his stomach burst successfully! !

It didn't take long for Tang Congcong to see the genius doctor Bian Que, who came here specially to mend his stomach.

Bian Que said, "How did you die?"

he said as he sewed.

Standing next to him, Xiaoxian who was almost scared to death by Tang Congcong said, "Look at the way he ate just now, he must have starved to death."

When Bian Que heard it, he looked at Tang Congcong with the eyes that were waiting for the answer.

"No, I'm not, it's just that I don't know how I died, but I'm sure I didn't starve to death. Really, I ate a piece of chicken before I died!" Tang Congcong replied.

"It's good if you don't know. After you die, forget about the future and the past, so as not to worry about it." Bian Que sewed Tang Congcong's stomach up.

Tang Congcong bowed to thank him, and Bian Que let him out.

Before leaving, Bian Que asked the little fairy to stay, and Tang Congcong went out to find Monkey King.

When Tang Congcong left, Bian Que said angrily to the little fairy: "You guys set up this skills review department, which was built for the selection of talents. Why are you so focused on making things difficult for others? If you put the cart before the horse, you won't be afraid of backfires." ?”

The little fairy immediately lowered her head after hearing this.

Bian Que continued: "This person today has a special status, can't you tell?"

Xiaoxian shook his head: "Daxian, this person is ordinary, he is not a big man, maybe he is a small person who is not very knowledgeable, so he doesn't know much about him."

Bian Que sighed, shook his sleeves and said, "Oh, who is he?" Suddenly, a black shadow flashed outside the door, Bian Que heard the wind, and chased him out.

After Tang Congcong came out, he looked around for a long time, but there was no sign of Monkey King, and he didn't know where he went. Later, he heard the sound of fighting from the place where Bian Que's genius doctor was just now, so he ran over quickly.

Sun Wukong, with color on his face, just came out from inside. As soon as he saw the terrified Tang Congcong, he hurriedly led him away.

"What's wrong with you?" Tang Congcong asked.

"It's nothing, I just accidentally bumped into the table." Sun Wukong said calmly.

Hit the table, where is Bian Que?

Who believes this?

"Wukong, did you fight with someone?" Tang Congcong asked.

Sun Wukong was expressionless. He urged Tang Congcong, saying: "Why are you asking so many questions like an old lady, do you still want to worship Bodhi as your teacher?"

"Yes. But I haven't got my certificate yet." Tang Congcong said.Although he managed to finish the ten buckets of rice just now, his stomach burst before he could eat it for three seconds. Is this a successful challenge?

Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Congcong, took out a booklet from his collar and handed it to him, saying, "Here, let's see what this is?"

Skills certificate!

Open it and take a look——Tang Congcong is specially awarded the qualification certificate of Big Stomach King.

Big eater? !

Will this certificate make you laugh out loud if you take it out, and what use is it to the heavens?

"Now I regret why I chose this skill." Tang Congcong said.

"What's the matter with you, the heavens have given you great responsibility, and you may become an excellent god in the future." Sun Wukong said.

It would be fine if it was like this, but Tang Congcong was not sure about his future, so he asked Sun Wukong: "Since you are here, why don't you take a test for a certificate, anyway, if you are idle, you are idle."

Sun Wukong shrugged and walked straight forward.

Tang Congcong followed and said, "Actually, you are very skilled in martial arts, and you can definitely pass the test with a set of boxing techniques."

"Come on, I'm a wild way, it's okay to frighten ordinary people, but it's embarrassing here." Monkey King said.

"That's because you haven't mastered the method!"

"What method?" Sun Wukong stopped.

Tang Congcong thought for a while, and said: "Momentum, you must deter the opponent before hitting someone, then you have won more than half of the battle."

Sun Wukong made a gesture of invitation, motioning for Tang Congcong to demonstrate again.

Tang Congcong picked up a stick on the side of the road, kicked hard with his right foot, and jumped up. He drew a semi-arc in the sky with the stick, and said in his mouth: "Wow, eat my grandson!" A stick!"

After finishing speaking, he fell to the ground and ended beautifully in a half-kneeling posture.

Monkey King was stunned for a while, and it took a while to remember to clap his hands.Tang Congcong asked him: "How about it, handsome or not, cool or not?"

Sun Wukong laughed: "Stupid."

Then he swaggered away again.

Tang Congcong asked all the way, what kind of certificate he insisted on asking Sun Wukong to take the exam in this office, if he was admitted, it would be considered a good thing.But Sun Wukong just didn't agree, he said that he still had to take care of the six-eared macaque, and he didn't have any thoughts about this activity of apprenticeship.

At night, the two of them were resting in a ruined temple. Tang Congcong had already fallen asleep and snored because he was too tired during the day.

Seeing that he was asleep, Monkey King remembered to take off his clothes.It doesn't matter if you don't take it off, it almost cost Monkey King half his life.

It turned out that he was injured.

The blood had tightly bonded the clothes and the flesh together, not only that, but the blood-wet hair in the middle made him suffer many times.It must be painful to tear it off.Sun Wukong is certainly not a person who is afraid of pain, he gritted his teeth and planned to take it off directly.

呲.

It hurts.

But compared to the person next to him, what is a little pain?

During the day, when he saw Tang Congcong being taken to Bian Que's place to mend his stomach, he wandered around them.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't turn around, I overheard a conversation between Bian Que and a stranger.

"You became a fairy? Did you eat the golden pill?" Bian Que said.

"That's right, I tricked a brat into opening Qin Shihuang's coffin. He died. I got the golden pill and finally ascended." The man said.

"You have one life to become an immortal, and you will definitely pay it back ten times in the future." Bian Que said.

"Only him? I'll pay you back ten times? He opened the coffin for me and blocked Qin Shihuang's poisonous curse. In the future, there will be many disasters before he can bear it. How can he think of me. Haha..." The man laughed .

At this moment, Monkey King rushed towards him and hit him with a punch.

He bared his teeth and said: "If everyone's immortality is like yours, then what is the difference between this heaven and hell!"