[Journey to the West] Monkey King Chief Broker

Tang Congcong said that he was going to apprentice, but it was easy to say, but difficult once he got there.

"There are so many people." Sun Wukong said leisurely while lying on a tree not far from the Taoist temple with a grass in his mouth.

Isn't that right? Monsters and ghosts from all over the world gathered here to come here to worship teachers. They all want to cultivate the right fruit through Bodhi's guidance and change their fate from then on.

Tang Congcong lined up obediently, and he just got a shell in his hand.This thing is used for sound transmission, and Bodhi's voice can be clearly heard inside.

"This time, only ten students are recruited, and the admission is based on merit. Please prepare all the required materials before entering the museum, and hand them over to the senior brother. The materials that need to be prepared include: proof of helping others, proof of no fighting, murder, and arson (This certificate must be issued by the local government), skill certificate."

Tang Congcong can understand the first two certificates, but what the hell is this skill certificate? Does it mean that to be a god now you have to take the eighth level of earth escaping, ninth level of wall piercing, and tenth level of invisibility?

I don't know when Sun Wukong came over, he held the shell to his ear and listened, and said with a smile: "Here, will you?"

Tang Congcong shook his head, and he said, "I'm level [-] in eating, is this considered a skill?"

Monkey King had an awkward smile on his face, and he pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "It's a blessing to be able to eat, you can try it."

So the two began to fiddle with preparing these certificates.

The Bull Demon King entertained them at night, and Sun Wukong asked him if he had been accepted by Bodhi.The Bull Demon King shook his head, saying that it would be useless even with these certificates.There are too many people in the audition, and only a few are admitted. If you don't have any relevant background, you won't be able to get in at all.

Monkey King snorted, and said: "Then those who dare to enter are all related households?"

The Bull Demon King is the default.

"Where is the iron fan, Lao Niu, have you seen her when you come here?" Tang Congcong asked.

"I've seen her before. I chatted with her a few words. She has successfully entered the school. I saw that she has a lot of homework, so I didn't want to disturb her. I left without saying anything." The Bull Demon King said very cryptically, he probably didn't want to Trouble Iron Fan.

But the current situation is not optimistic. After all, there are still four places left among ten people. If they don't hurry up, they will have to wait 100 years for the next enrollment.

"Congcong, why did you die?" Bull Demon King saw that Tang Congcong looked more anxious than himself, this time he found that the person in front of him could no longer be regarded as a person.Just now he wondered why Tang Congcong's body flickered when he came here this time, and he couldn't feel the presence of popularity at all.

Tang Congcong shook his head and replied: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say."

Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Congcong, and said: "Congcong can't wait so long, he must become Bodhi's apprentice as soon as possible, and have a legitimate identity, so that he won't be taken away by ghost messengers."

"That's right." The Bull Demon King nodded, and he said immediately, "Then the certificates you need to prepare, have you finished? It is said that there is a certificate issued to go to the underworld. Isn't this just like a sheep entering the tiger's mouth and sending it directly to the door? "

Sun Wukong thought for a while and said, "Make a false certificate."

Then the three fell silent, one flicked the fleas on his body, one clasped his fingers, and the other ate a banana.

The next day, Tang Congcong and Monkey King went to the folks to prepare for the two certificates.

It said that Tang Congcong should be given false certificates. In theory, since one false certificate has been obtained, it is not difficult to obtain two more.After all, time is money now, who knows if there will be no more places left after they finish.

But Sun Wukong insisted that he fulfill the other two certificates.Because there is no way to do it in the underworld, they can no longer do everything against their conscience.

Hence, Tang Congcong came to the Three Realms Skill Certification Department.

Xiaoxian asked: "What skills do you have?"

"Have a meal."

"Eating? What kind of skill is this? Could it be that your goal is the Kitchen God?" Xiaoxian laughed after finishing speaking.

Tang Congcong's face flushed immediately, and he didn't know how to answer him.

Monkey King came over, slapped the table with his palm, and said: "You don't care what he wants to do with this skill, just pass the test."

That Xiaoxian curled her lips and said: "It's amazing to be able to slap the table, and it's just a monkey."

Sun Wukong thought he was going to hit him, but Tang Congcong stopped him in time.Xiaoxian said: "Well, in fact, although there are not many people here who come to take this certificate, there are also some very good people."

"What is the highest record?" Tang Congcong asked.

Xiaoxian thought for a while: "No more, no less, ten buckets of rice."

Monkey King asked at that time: "Ten barrels, can you handle it?"

Tang Congcong nodded. He was the one who ruined a food stall outside the school.

"So proud? It seems that you have a plan in mind?" Xiaoxian was obviously dissatisfied when he saw Tang Congcong's expression. He knocked on the table and pointed to an open space with his finger.

In an instant, ten huge buckets filled with white rice appeared in the open space.

Tang Congcong and Monkey King hiccupped on the spot.

"My dear, it's the Qin Dynasty, and hybrid rice hasn't become popular yet." Tang Congcong sighed.The reason why he chose to eat rice was because people were almost all in the north at that time, and they ate more pasta than rice. If it was an exam, it would only be a few bowls at most, but he didn't think...

"We are immortals, so we are naturally different from you. If we don't enjoy good conditions, we will become immortals when our brains show off."

Makes sense.Unable to refute.

"Eat it, I'll give you time for a stick of incense." Then he lit the incense.

Tang Congcong just wanted to say that the time is too short, but the incense burns too fast, and he is no longer allowed to bargain.

Will eating so much really make me fat?

This is the question Tang Congcong has been thinking about.

Here, Monkey King looked at Tang Congcong who had been stuffing rice into his mouth, and found that his face was almost deformed.Although he is a ghost, his belly is really bloated after eating so much food. After only a short time, Tang Congcong's belly has protruded a lot, like a pregnant woman who is about to give birth.

Monkey King couldn't bear it, he wanted to take Tang Congcong away.But seeing him desperately stuffing things for himself, Monkey King held back.

He turned around, not daring to look any further.

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