That narcissus flower is perfect
Chapter 8 Don't mess around
The empty water tank was placed in its original position without moving at all. Yu Yue's first reaction was that Narcissus had slipped out to play. After all, he couldn't stay out of the water for too long, and his range of activities was limited.However, when he walked around the house with a tape measure and called Narcissus several times but got no response, he realized that the matter was serious——
The narcissus is gone.
Yu Yue was anxious, and went straight to the corner of the living room: "Did you see that kid?"
Rourou: "No."
Zhu Zhu: "Run away."
Yu Yue: "...What's going on?"
Rourou didn't dare to speak, Zhuzhu seized the opportunity to take revenge, and quickly sued: "He jumped off the balcony and said he was going home to the administrator and sued you for mistreating him."
"go home?"
Yu Yue hurriedly ran to the balcony to have a look. The glass window in the corner was forgotten to be locked, and there was already a gap, enough for a fist to fit in. Narcissus must have escaped from here.
His heart trembled suddenly, recalling the cold tone of the administrator when he left last time, if he lost the narcissus this time, the unsmiling guy would probably block him directly.He was worried and angry at the same time, Narcissus, a brat, didn't know how to save him worry, but a plant was more tiring than raising children.
Seeing that it was getting dark, the longer the time dragged on, the greater the danger. It was several kilometers away from the Lvyuan community to the flower shop of "Boyfriend". .If you are stepped on or hit by a car on the way, it will be over!
After hesitating again and again, Yu Yue called the administrator.
"What?" Hearing what he explained, the administrator immediately frowned, "I didn't even see his shadow, he must have been lost, you should look for it quickly!"
The two agreed to split up, search along the main road, and meet at the door of the KFC in the middle of Nanjing Road.
The sky was completely dark, the light from the street lamps was too dim, and the narcissus was so small that if it fell into a corner, it would be impossible to find it.There was no other way, Yu Yue could only call his name.
When the word "narcissus" was called out, there was an inexplicable sense of shame, but after buying him for so long, he had never been given a proper name, so he could only bite the bullet and keep shouting: "narcissus— —” It caused passers-by to turn their heads frequently.
Yu Yue swears that his return rate in the past twenty years combined is not as high as it is today.
Yu Yue turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone and stopped and stopped along the way. He squatted down and inspected carefully wherever there were sewers along the way, but unfortunately found nothing.When he saw the administrator, Yu Yue was guilty and speechless, and he knew from his expression that he hadn't touched Narcissus either.
"What should I do?" Yu Yue glanced at the administrator anxiously, "Does your company have a person in charge of tracing people?"
"Coincidentally," the administrator stroked his puffy hair, "Our company has everything, but there is no one who is responsible for wiping the butt."
Yu Yue couldn't speak in embarrassment, it was his fault, he couldn't even look down on a narcissus, he deserved to be ridiculed.
"Let's go," the administrator tightened the black leather bag under his arm, "go around your house, daffodils can't live without water, I guess they won't be far away, go back and look for them."
The two rushed along Nanjing Road to the Lvyuan Community. As soon as they entered the gate of the community, they saw a large group of people gathered around the door of the small shop, chattering about something.Yu Yue didn't have time to join in the fun, and was about to leave when someone suddenly called him, "Xiao Yu, come quickly."
Yu Yue had no choice but to signal to the administrator before leaning over: "Auntie, what's the matter?"
The well-built little old lady greeted him directly: "Auntie told you something, the downstairs of your house seems to be haunted."
Yu Yue: "!"
The old lady grabbed his hand, dragged him forward, and said, "Auntie was going to bring you some dumplings just now, but as soon as I got downstairs, I heard the cry of a child. It came out of the trash can and I lifted the lid and guess what?"
Yu Yue's ears perked up: "What?"
"I opened the lid and saw that there was nothing there. Do you think it's strange?" The old lady said mysteriously, "As soon as I put the lid on, there was crying again."
Yu Yue was timid at first, but when she frightened her like this, goosebumps crawled up his arms like he didn't want money, and said with a bitter face, "Aunt Zhou, don't scare me."
"I really didn't lie to you." Aunt Zhou said convincingly, her eyes were suddenly attracted by the young man in red and green in front of her, she lightly poked Yu Yue's elbow, "Are you dating?"
"How can it be?" Yu Yue was slightly startled, he couldn't stand the administrator's cockscomb hair alone.
Aunt Zhou said: "I introduced that to you last time, didn't you like it?"
As soon as he mentioned the person he met last time, Yu Yue's face darkened.If that shameless stallion man hadn't been provoked by him, he wouldn't have rushed to the flower shop to buy a narcissus.It's all right now, there is an extra living ancestor in the family, committing crimes, making people unable to sleep at night, and having to go out to find him.
Yu Yue avoids the most important and takes the lightest: "I don't like baldness."
Aunt Zhou didn't have the time to listen to what he had to say, she put all her attention on the administrator.
Looking at her expression, Yu Yue knew that she was going to be a partner again, so he whispered, "Auntie, don't mess around, people don't understand this."
"It's okay, I'll just ask." Aunt Zhou said with a smile, "You don't want to introduce to Aunt? They didn't like you, maybe they like my son."
Yu Yue: "..."
Before Yu Yue could speak, the administrator had already come over and greeted cheerfully: "Hello, Auntie, I'm Yu Yue's friend, just call me Xiaoguan."
Aunt Zhou was very satisfied with his enthusiasm: "Where is the young man from, do you have a girlfriend?"
"Not yet," said the administrator, "but I do have a boyfriend."
Aunt Zhou: "..."
Full of enthusiasm, she immediately discounted it. Aunt Zhou couldn't get excited anymore, and sent Yu Yue downstairs, not forgetting to tell me: "If your friend breaks up, remember to let me know." Give Yu Yue a photo, "Or ask him to contact your brother Zhou directly. I will write the mobile phone number in the back, and wechat QQ is also available."
Yu Yue fully agreed, and finally sent him away.
The administrator directly took the photo and glanced at it: "You don't look bad, this old lady is so thoughtful that she even found a boyfriend for her son."
Yu Yue laughed dryly: "You'll know when you meet the real person, she can't do it if she doesn't want to."
"what happened?"
"My little brother Zhou is not even gay."
administrator:"?"
Yu Yue opened his mouth, and was about to explain, when he heard a faint weeping sound, which was a bit cold and strange in this silent night, which made him shiver violently, and the hairs all over his body stood on end. .
Aunt Zhou told the truth, the crying really came from the trash can.
Yu Yue was so frightened that his teeth chattered, but the administrator was so bold that he kicked the lid of the bucket and looked down at the bucket while holding up his phone.
Yu Yue said: "What... what?"
The administrator suddenly yelled: "There is a ghost!"
"Ahhh—" Yu Yue held his head and stomped on the spot, frightened out of his wits, but the administrator's voice suddenly stopped.
After yelling several times in a row, Yu Yue regained his strength. When he looked up, he saw the administrator with his arms wrapped around his chest, looking at him with contempt: "In front of your boyfriend, is it really okay for you to be so cowardly?"
Yu Yue: "?"
The administrator grabbed his collar, lifted him to the side of the trash can, put his palm on his head and pressed down: "Look for yourself."
Yu Yue's eyes were dazzled, and before he could see anything clearly, he suddenly felt his neck tighten, and something cool and smelly was pressed towards him.
ahhh-
Before he could yell out, the administrator quickly pulled him out of the trash can. Under the illumination of the flashlight, he finally saw the thing hanging around his neck—it turned out to be Narcissus!
Narcissus hugged Yu Yue's neck tightly with two leaves, sticking to his body like a dog's skin plaster.I don't know what was stuck in the trash can, but there was a smell of rotten food on the garlic head. This smell was so strong that I couldn't hide it, and it made Yu Yue dizzy.
"Woooooooooo..." A low sobbing sound came from the front of the neck, Narcissus was greatly frightened, his body was trembling non-stop, abundant tears flowed down Yu Yue's collar, chilly of.
Such a loud voice might startle the residents upstairs, Yu Yue tore the Narcissus off his neck and held it in his palm: "Shhh... go upstairs before crying."
I don't know how long the narcissus stayed in the smelly place. The smell on the leaves can't be washed away with running water.Yu Yue muttered, "Close your eyes."
After suffering so much, Narcissus finally became more honest, closed her eyes obediently, and squatted in the sink without saying a word.Yu Yue squeezed some dish soap and wiped it on his forehead, turned on the faucet, washed him from head to toe, held him up in front of him and smelled it, and finally the smell was gone.
He took back the glass tank on the balcony, poured out the remaining water in it, and put the narcissus in it. Yu Yue carried the water tank into the living room, and the administrator was opening his black leather bag, and took out a folder from it. .
Putting the water jar on the coffee table, Yu Yue opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of baby water from inside.
Holding a signature pen in his hand, the administrator tapped Narcissus on the head: "Tell me clearly, why did you run away from home?"
Narcissus regained his energy, snorted dissatisfiedly, and looked towards Yu Yue, who raised the baby water in his hand to him.
The Narcissus hero was short of breath, and the words of complaint lingered in his mouth for half a circle, and finally bowed his head to the boss: "...I'm going out for a stroll."
"Only you can go shopping? Do you have arms and legs?" The administrator threw the pen on the coffee table, "If you don't grow up well, you will always know to cause trouble for me. You are so procrastinating, when will it bloom? What? When will you become a human? When will you be able to have sex with someone? As a boyfriend, you must earnestly fulfill your obligations, understand?"
Yu Yue took it seriously, and nodded hurriedly while pouring water into the water tank.The administrator's words really won his heart, so he had to be taught a lesson like this, to see if he dared to run around in the future.
The administrator took a deep breath: "Besides, if you get lost, will Yu Yue be single for the rest of his life?"
Yu Yue: "..."
Meow meow meow!
The narcissus is gone.
Yu Yue was anxious, and went straight to the corner of the living room: "Did you see that kid?"
Rourou: "No."
Zhu Zhu: "Run away."
Yu Yue: "...What's going on?"
Rourou didn't dare to speak, Zhuzhu seized the opportunity to take revenge, and quickly sued: "He jumped off the balcony and said he was going home to the administrator and sued you for mistreating him."
"go home?"
Yu Yue hurriedly ran to the balcony to have a look. The glass window in the corner was forgotten to be locked, and there was already a gap, enough for a fist to fit in. Narcissus must have escaped from here.
His heart trembled suddenly, recalling the cold tone of the administrator when he left last time, if he lost the narcissus this time, the unsmiling guy would probably block him directly.He was worried and angry at the same time, Narcissus, a brat, didn't know how to save him worry, but a plant was more tiring than raising children.
Seeing that it was getting dark, the longer the time dragged on, the greater the danger. It was several kilometers away from the Lvyuan community to the flower shop of "Boyfriend". .If you are stepped on or hit by a car on the way, it will be over!
After hesitating again and again, Yu Yue called the administrator.
"What?" Hearing what he explained, the administrator immediately frowned, "I didn't even see his shadow, he must have been lost, you should look for it quickly!"
The two agreed to split up, search along the main road, and meet at the door of the KFC in the middle of Nanjing Road.
The sky was completely dark, the light from the street lamps was too dim, and the narcissus was so small that if it fell into a corner, it would be impossible to find it.There was no other way, Yu Yue could only call his name.
When the word "narcissus" was called out, there was an inexplicable sense of shame, but after buying him for so long, he had never been given a proper name, so he could only bite the bullet and keep shouting: "narcissus— —” It caused passers-by to turn their heads frequently.
Yu Yue swears that his return rate in the past twenty years combined is not as high as it is today.
Yu Yue turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone and stopped and stopped along the way. He squatted down and inspected carefully wherever there were sewers along the way, but unfortunately found nothing.When he saw the administrator, Yu Yue was guilty and speechless, and he knew from his expression that he hadn't touched Narcissus either.
"What should I do?" Yu Yue glanced at the administrator anxiously, "Does your company have a person in charge of tracing people?"
"Coincidentally," the administrator stroked his puffy hair, "Our company has everything, but there is no one who is responsible for wiping the butt."
Yu Yue couldn't speak in embarrassment, it was his fault, he couldn't even look down on a narcissus, he deserved to be ridiculed.
"Let's go," the administrator tightened the black leather bag under his arm, "go around your house, daffodils can't live without water, I guess they won't be far away, go back and look for them."
The two rushed along Nanjing Road to the Lvyuan Community. As soon as they entered the gate of the community, they saw a large group of people gathered around the door of the small shop, chattering about something.Yu Yue didn't have time to join in the fun, and was about to leave when someone suddenly called him, "Xiao Yu, come quickly."
Yu Yue had no choice but to signal to the administrator before leaning over: "Auntie, what's the matter?"
The well-built little old lady greeted him directly: "Auntie told you something, the downstairs of your house seems to be haunted."
Yu Yue: "!"
The old lady grabbed his hand, dragged him forward, and said, "Auntie was going to bring you some dumplings just now, but as soon as I got downstairs, I heard the cry of a child. It came out of the trash can and I lifted the lid and guess what?"
Yu Yue's ears perked up: "What?"
"I opened the lid and saw that there was nothing there. Do you think it's strange?" The old lady said mysteriously, "As soon as I put the lid on, there was crying again."
Yu Yue was timid at first, but when she frightened her like this, goosebumps crawled up his arms like he didn't want money, and said with a bitter face, "Aunt Zhou, don't scare me."
"I really didn't lie to you." Aunt Zhou said convincingly, her eyes were suddenly attracted by the young man in red and green in front of her, she lightly poked Yu Yue's elbow, "Are you dating?"
"How can it be?" Yu Yue was slightly startled, he couldn't stand the administrator's cockscomb hair alone.
Aunt Zhou said: "I introduced that to you last time, didn't you like it?"
As soon as he mentioned the person he met last time, Yu Yue's face darkened.If that shameless stallion man hadn't been provoked by him, he wouldn't have rushed to the flower shop to buy a narcissus.It's all right now, there is an extra living ancestor in the family, committing crimes, making people unable to sleep at night, and having to go out to find him.
Yu Yue avoids the most important and takes the lightest: "I don't like baldness."
Aunt Zhou didn't have the time to listen to what he had to say, she put all her attention on the administrator.
Looking at her expression, Yu Yue knew that she was going to be a partner again, so he whispered, "Auntie, don't mess around, people don't understand this."
"It's okay, I'll just ask." Aunt Zhou said with a smile, "You don't want to introduce to Aunt? They didn't like you, maybe they like my son."
Yu Yue: "..."
Before Yu Yue could speak, the administrator had already come over and greeted cheerfully: "Hello, Auntie, I'm Yu Yue's friend, just call me Xiaoguan."
Aunt Zhou was very satisfied with his enthusiasm: "Where is the young man from, do you have a girlfriend?"
"Not yet," said the administrator, "but I do have a boyfriend."
Aunt Zhou: "..."
Full of enthusiasm, she immediately discounted it. Aunt Zhou couldn't get excited anymore, and sent Yu Yue downstairs, not forgetting to tell me: "If your friend breaks up, remember to let me know." Give Yu Yue a photo, "Or ask him to contact your brother Zhou directly. I will write the mobile phone number in the back, and wechat QQ is also available."
Yu Yue fully agreed, and finally sent him away.
The administrator directly took the photo and glanced at it: "You don't look bad, this old lady is so thoughtful that she even found a boyfriend for her son."
Yu Yue laughed dryly: "You'll know when you meet the real person, she can't do it if she doesn't want to."
"what happened?"
"My little brother Zhou is not even gay."
administrator:"?"
Yu Yue opened his mouth, and was about to explain, when he heard a faint weeping sound, which was a bit cold and strange in this silent night, which made him shiver violently, and the hairs all over his body stood on end. .
Aunt Zhou told the truth, the crying really came from the trash can.
Yu Yue was so frightened that his teeth chattered, but the administrator was so bold that he kicked the lid of the bucket and looked down at the bucket while holding up his phone.
Yu Yue said: "What... what?"
The administrator suddenly yelled: "There is a ghost!"
"Ahhh—" Yu Yue held his head and stomped on the spot, frightened out of his wits, but the administrator's voice suddenly stopped.
After yelling several times in a row, Yu Yue regained his strength. When he looked up, he saw the administrator with his arms wrapped around his chest, looking at him with contempt: "In front of your boyfriend, is it really okay for you to be so cowardly?"
Yu Yue: "?"
The administrator grabbed his collar, lifted him to the side of the trash can, put his palm on his head and pressed down: "Look for yourself."
Yu Yue's eyes were dazzled, and before he could see anything clearly, he suddenly felt his neck tighten, and something cool and smelly was pressed towards him.
ahhh-
Before he could yell out, the administrator quickly pulled him out of the trash can. Under the illumination of the flashlight, he finally saw the thing hanging around his neck—it turned out to be Narcissus!
Narcissus hugged Yu Yue's neck tightly with two leaves, sticking to his body like a dog's skin plaster.I don't know what was stuck in the trash can, but there was a smell of rotten food on the garlic head. This smell was so strong that I couldn't hide it, and it made Yu Yue dizzy.
"Woooooooooo..." A low sobbing sound came from the front of the neck, Narcissus was greatly frightened, his body was trembling non-stop, abundant tears flowed down Yu Yue's collar, chilly of.
Such a loud voice might startle the residents upstairs, Yu Yue tore the Narcissus off his neck and held it in his palm: "Shhh... go upstairs before crying."
I don't know how long the narcissus stayed in the smelly place. The smell on the leaves can't be washed away with running water.Yu Yue muttered, "Close your eyes."
After suffering so much, Narcissus finally became more honest, closed her eyes obediently, and squatted in the sink without saying a word.Yu Yue squeezed some dish soap and wiped it on his forehead, turned on the faucet, washed him from head to toe, held him up in front of him and smelled it, and finally the smell was gone.
He took back the glass tank on the balcony, poured out the remaining water in it, and put the narcissus in it. Yu Yue carried the water tank into the living room, and the administrator was opening his black leather bag, and took out a folder from it. .
Putting the water jar on the coffee table, Yu Yue opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of baby water from inside.
Holding a signature pen in his hand, the administrator tapped Narcissus on the head: "Tell me clearly, why did you run away from home?"
Narcissus regained his energy, snorted dissatisfiedly, and looked towards Yu Yue, who raised the baby water in his hand to him.
The Narcissus hero was short of breath, and the words of complaint lingered in his mouth for half a circle, and finally bowed his head to the boss: "...I'm going out for a stroll."
"Only you can go shopping? Do you have arms and legs?" The administrator threw the pen on the coffee table, "If you don't grow up well, you will always know to cause trouble for me. You are so procrastinating, when will it bloom? What? When will you become a human? When will you be able to have sex with someone? As a boyfriend, you must earnestly fulfill your obligations, understand?"
Yu Yue took it seriously, and nodded hurriedly while pouring water into the water tank.The administrator's words really won his heart, so he had to be taught a lesson like this, to see if he dared to run around in the future.
The administrator took a deep breath: "Besides, if you get lost, will Yu Yue be single for the rest of his life?"
Yu Yue: "..."
Meow meow meow!
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