That narcissus flower is perfect

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the sun was still slanting into the office. Yu Yue pinched the stopwatch and quickly moved the water tank to his desk.

At noon, he risked his life to cover Narcissus's mouth, and as expected, he bit him hard. Although the little guy didn't have any teeth, it still hurt a little when he closed his mouth.After his soft warning, Narcissus finally understood that this is not the place to talk.Although he was coquettish, he still made sense and stayed in the water tank obediently without saying a word.

Yu Yue stared at the computer screen, held the mouse in his right hand to monitor the traffic conditions at various intersections in the street, and stroked the leaves of narcissus with his left hand.The narcissus happily leaned against the inner wall of the water tank, its mouth was hidden under the water, and it snored lightly. Small transparent air bubbles rose from the bottom of the water, slowly floated to the surface of the water, and immediately shattered upon contact with the air. into countless tiny water droplets.

Yu Yue couldn't help but be amazed, this thing is really coaxing, if he knew that rubbing the leaves would make him fall asleep, he didn't have to shut him up to the balcony before, but it made him feel extremely guilty.

Taking advantage of the fact that the leader did not come to check the post, he hurriedly opened the instruction manual, and neatly wrote a line on the first page of the notebook: 2.28, Narcissus fell asleep under my touch, very good, and can spit bubbles .

This day was the last day of February, and Yu Yue probably didn't know it, but from this day on, he and Narcissus reached a certain delicate balance, of course, it was a balance that was unfavorable to him.

Narcissus has now become Yu Yue's favorite, and his status in the family has risen sharply, and he has climbed to the top of the food chain in the blink of an eye, which is envied by flesh and blood, and even made Zhu Zhu's teeth itch with jealousy.No one expected that this guy would be treated so well after staying on the balcony for three days.

Zhuzhu was very unconvinced and complained to Rourou: "He deliberately pretended to be sick, I want to report it."

Flesh caressed his sharp thorns lightly, looked at the person who was happily holding the courier box and entering the door whistling, and cautiously persuaded: "It's better not to, Dad is happy."

Yu Yue punched the courier box, roughly tore the box open, and took out several bottles of water from inside.

After the body of the narcissus returned to normal, Yu Yue measured it with a tape measure. The leaves were 5cm long. After growing in mineral water for a few days, he found that the narcissus had grown taller to 6cm yesterday. Well, according to this trend, he might not have to wait until next spring to see the narcissus turn into a human.

This time Yu Yue specially bought a few bottles of baby water from the Internet, a bottle of more than ten yuan. Hearing that the water quality is very good, Yu Yue placed the order while feeling pain, thinking that Narcissus might like it.

"Little ancestor, come here, try the new good things I bought for you." Yu Yue rushed into the bedroom, carried the narcissus from the bedside table into the kitchen, measured 1000ml of fresh baby water with a measuring cup, and poured it directly into the water tank , put the narcissus back, and asked happily, "How do you feel?"

The narcissus wrapped its whole body in leaves and kept rolling in the water excitedly: "It's so soft."

"That's it," Yu Yue cheered up, "Do you like it?"

"like."

"Then you grow up quickly," Yu Yue tapped on the rim of the tank lightly with his fingers, and said with ulterior motives, "According to this trend, can you become a human in advance?"

Narcissus' body suddenly stopped, and he opened his mouth: "Can...".

"When is the soonest?"

"At the end of the year...".

"Really?" Yu Yue's eyes lit up, and he had automatically imagined the image of Narcissus standing naked in front of him, stepping on water drops.He must have neat short black hair, well-proportioned chest muscles, smooth eight-pack abs, and two coveted long legs...

At this time, there was still a plant in front of him, and it had clearly turned into a feast that could be started at any time.

"Long well, long well." Yu Yue excitedly picked up the water tank, ran all the way back to the bedroom, and got into the bed directly, as if the narcissus could turn into a human in the next second.

In order to speed up the growth of the narcissus, during the recent period, whenever he has free time, he touches the leaves of the narcissus, stroking them up and down, back and forth.It was very late now, Narcissus lay in the water tank, woke up from a slumber, and found that Yu Yue's upper and lower eyelids had started to fight, but his fingers were still subconsciously stroking his leaves.

The water tank was placed on his chest, and it had been tilted by more than half. If this trend continued, the water in the tank would spill out in a short time.

Narcissus looked at him silently, then moved the leaves, immediately awakening the drowsy man.

"What's wrong?" Yu Yue sat up straight in an instant, his eyes still a little dazed.

"Don't touch it anymore." Narcissus moved her mouth.

"No." Yu Yue insisted that he must get through this period of time, because he had seen his boyfriend waving to him not far away, so he must not slack off.

"Don't touch it." Narcissus twisted her body uncomfortably, and directly shrank the leaves behind her, avoiding Yu Yue's calloused fingers.The rough fingertips kept rubbing against the leaves, almost balding him. After enduring it for so long, he really couldn't stand the pain.

"You have to caress for 24 hours a day. You have wasted so much time during the day, so you can't waste it at night. Come on, bear with it, and let's overcome difficulties together." Yu Yue felt like he had been beaten to death, and he didn't want to delay any longer.Narcissus is delicate and difficult to raise, but it will be much easier when he becomes a human.

He had his own plan in mind.

Narcissus was not so easy to fool, shaking the leaves from side to side, trying to avoid his fingers.It's a pity that there is too little room for movement in the tank, so after hiding a few times, it still fell into Yu Yue's hands.Narcissus struggled several times, but couldn't break free, and was pressed against the inner wall by Yu Yue and kept rubbing.

"Bastard—" Narcissus screamed in pain, "Stop rubbing, it hurts—"

"How could it be?" Yu Yue was very aware of the strength under his hands, "I never heard you cry of pain before."

"It really hurts!" Narcissus burst into tears anxiously, which frightened Yu Yue, so he quickly let go of his fingers, picked up a wave of water and sprinkled it on the leaves to cool him down.

Narcissus let out a long breath, and the leaves limp on the water.

Yu Yue frowned and said, "The caressing time is seriously insufficient, how long do you want?"

Narcissus immediately withdrew her tears, pursed her mouth, and snorted at him: "You caress for 2-4 hours a day, you're just pretending to be sentimental, and taking advantage of me."

Yu Yue: "?"

How can it be!

He took the instruction manual and read it carefully, and it clearly stated 24.

Narcissus sniffed and said, "Wrong."

"you sure?"

"Sure," the old god Narcissus shook the leaves on the ground, "I set the rules."

Yu Yue: "..."

what to play!meaning!Son!

Yu Yue: "Say it again!"

"I set the rules," Narcissus put the two leaves behind her back in disgust, "The administrator just missed a sign."

"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Why did you say that?" Narcissus raised his head triumphantly. Anyway, he was not the one who stayed up all night and dared not go to sleep. Seeing Yu Yue holding the water tank to his chest and stroking his leaves with panda eyes on his face, he was on the verge of laughing. speak up.

To lock him on the balcony for three whole days, and ignore him, this is a lesson, even if he has to endure the pain caused by his rough fingers.

Yu Yue was so angry by his guiltless attitude that he threw the water tank on the bedside table and angrily turned off the lights to sleep.It was in vain that he worked so hard to stay up all night, but the result was all because of this kid's small stomach, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more angry he was, the more he couldn't sleep.

Narcissus had been sleeping on the bed during this time, and was suddenly thrown back on the bedside table by Yu Yue, as if thrown into limbo, she immediately became unhappy, jumped out of the bottle, and stood on Yu Yue's forehead: "Put my bed Move here."

"Don't move." The wet bulb wet Yu Yue's forehead, he waved his hand unhappily, knocked the narcissus off, pulled the quilt and shrank back in, even though the narcissus croaked for a long time, he remained indifferent.

Narcissus anxiously wanted to move the water tank to the bed, but unfortunately he was not strong enough himself, and the meat and pillars were strictly prohibited from entering the bedroom. He was alone and helpless, lying back in the water tank discouraged, and began to think about it again.

After being severely pissed off by Narcissus, Yu Yue quickly reflected on what he had done. During this period of time, he was too used to Narcissus. This little thing made progress, and he had to change fresh water every day, and the cost of living was rising steadily. , but his salary hasn't increased. If this continues, he won't even be able to drink the northwest wind.

After calculating the recent living expenses, he suddenly found that he was already on the verge of a financial deficit. Yu Yue mercilessly notified Narcissus: "From tomorrow, the mineral water will be gone."

Narcissus didn't understand his expression, and was delighted: "Should I replace all of them with baby water? (＾?＾●)?"

"No, it's tap water."

"!" Narcissus, "No."

"No, but also," Yu Yue solemnly closed the account book in his mind, "There is no need to discuss it." Anyway, the instruction manual only said "clean water source".

Narcissus shook the leaves violently, crying in her voice: "The tap water is too hard, I will turn into a rough man, don't you want your boyfriend to be clean and beautiful?"

"No," Yu Yue held the bottom line, with a meaningful smile on his face, "I just like rough guys."

"Then I refuse to grow up."

"No problem." In the dark, Yu Yue's eyes were like torches, he grabbed his leaves, and his rough fingertips rubbed down along the smooth leaves mercilessly, "As long as you don't grow, I will give you a massage. 24 hours, only when you are sleeping."

Narcissus: "!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ"

Admin, this human being is so scary, the baby wants to go home!

Yu Yue found an excellent location on the balcony and put the narcissus there. It took exactly eight hours from the time the sun hit the narcissus until it finally shifted, saving the trouble of bringing the narcissus to the office.Now that Narcissus has been replaced with tap water, a large amount of expenses has been saved, and his own life can be prosperous again, at least two meals of instant noodles a day can be afforded.

However, Yu Yue was too happy too early. When he came home from work this day, he rushed into the balcony with a tape measure to measure the height of Narcissus, and suddenly found that his little boy had rebelled——

How dare he run away from home!