That narcissus flower is perfect

It's cool to drink for a while, but things get worse after drinking.

After Yu Yue took a shower, he brushed his teeth carefully before he dared to go to bed. Unexpectedly, Narcissus's nose was so sharp. He just lifted the quilt, and Narcissus woke up. He leaned over: "What's the smell?"

"It's nothing." Yu Yue let out a breath into his palm, although he could only smell a faint smell of beer, he still retreated guiltyly, fearing that he might dislike him.

Narcissus opened her big eyes, climbed out from the edge of the water tank, followed Yu Yue's arm and jumped to his chest, stretched out two leaves to hug Yu Yue's neck.He has grown up a lot recently, and the leaves have become longer, just enough to wrap around Yu Yue's neck.

Yu Yue held his breath and turned his head aside, for fear of being smelled by him.Unexpectedly, Narcissus kept moving closer to his mouth, the tip of his nose twitched slightly, and said happily, "It smells so good."

Yu Yue: "..."

He calmed down immediately, and patted the bulb lightly with the palm of his hand: "I just drank some beer."

"What is beer?" Narcissus stared at him curiously.

From childhood to adulthood, he has only drank water, all kinds of water, some sweet and some astringent, some hard and some soft, which made him want to sink and roll at the bottom of the water.Other than that, never drank anything else.

Living in the "boyfriend" flower shop for so long, Narcissus has heard a lot from the customers coming in and out, noisy, bargaining, and commenting, but I have never heard anyone talk about what is wrong with the human world gourmet food.

Even if the administrators have become human, they never eat human food in front of them, saying that they are worried that they will be exposed to the colorful world outside, and their temperament will be unstable, and they will have "false and unrealistic fantasies" about humans.

When each plant is sold, the administrator will quietly tell them that they must listen to the buyer when they arrive at the new home. With soil, sunlight, water and air, they will grow up well, work hard to bloom, strive to grow up as soon as possible, and truly become each other's love. "Boy friend".

However, even if the requirements for survival are minimized, many plants cannot survive the moment when they bloom and become human beings.

Some of them were sunburned to death in the fierce sunlight, some were exhausted by the daily running water that washed their bodies, and some were shivering in the ice and snow, never to see the warm sun of next spring again.

Sometimes the flowers and plants can't bear it anymore, and they will beg in a low voice, but unfortunately, they are not taken seriously by human beings, and some people even regard them as heretics and throw them directly into the trash can.

At the end of each year, the administrator will count the list of plants that have lost their news, and warn them that these plants that have not been sold yet should cherish life, bloom honestly, and pretend to be dumb before transforming.

Only Narcissus has a temper and is more courageous. On the first day she entered the house, she pushed her own water tank onto Yu Yue's bed.

Yu Yue is usually so cowardly that people don't see it. He is a guy who sees a small vendor raising a Chinese pastoral dog, and is too scared to maintain the city's appearance but is chased by the dog. But this time he was stubborn and strong Guzi accepted a talking narcissus.

I have to say that being single can sometimes make people dizzy and do things that are beyond common sense.

Narcissus had made many requests to Yu Yue, but he hadn't been beaten to death until now. He thought about it carefully, probably because he was beautiful.

Although Yu Yue is a bit stingy and not as good-looking as him, he is barely qualified as the other half. With more training/teaching, he can still be used.

The narcissus dangled around Yu Yue's neck twice: "I want to drink too."

"No." This time Yu Yue was not so easy to discuss, and directly rejected him, "You are still young."

He has never seen a plant that can drink alcohol. If the alcohol burns this little thing into a fool and becomes inhuman, who will pay him for a boyfriend with long legs and good looks and eight-pack abs?

Narcissus was rejected, and he was very angry.

Realizing that his beauty had no effect on Yu Yue, he angrily let go of Yu Yue's neck, jumped back into the water tank, and fell asleep resentfully.

Yu Yue just thought it was over like this, and when he opened the door after get off work the next day, he instantly thought that the house had been burglarized——

The refrigerator door was wide open, and there was a chair in front of the door. The contents of the refrigerator were in a mess, and there was a pile of things on the ground.

Yu Yue suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly ran to the balcony to take a look, but he didn't see the shadow of Narcissus, and ran into the bedroom again, but there was no sign, he suddenly became flustered, and asked anxiously, "Where is Narcissus?"

Zhuzhu pointed to the location of the kitchen.

Yu Yue rushed in, and saw several beer cans scattered on the cooking table, and the transparent glass tank next to it was filled with yellow liquid, and the smell of beer hit his face.

I said last night that I can't drink it, but I didn't expect this kid to get the beer down by himself and fill the entire water tank while he was at work!And his old god was lying on the ground and poured a beer!liquor!bath!

Yu Yue was so angry that he looked at the little thing wandering in the beer dazedly, grabbed the edge of the water tank, and shook it violently twice.

The strong shaking of the water caused the narcissus to hit the inner wall of the water tank, but he didn't react, just belched lightly.

Yu Yue: "..."

Frowning fiercely, Yu Yue directly fished the narcissus out of the tank, threw it into the sink, unceremoniously turned on the faucet, and poured him a chill.

Narcissus was startled suddenly, quickly opened his eyes, jumped up and grabbed Yu Yue's fingers with two leaves, his mouth was murmuring, he didn't know what he was muttering, he couldn't hear at all.

"You little drunk!" Yu Yue couldn't feel happy at all, and was about to give him a good lesson, when he looked down, the kid was already sleeping soundly on his palm.

After cleaning the water tank again and replacing it with clean tap water, Yu Yue put the narcissus back and resignedly cleaned up the messy ground.

In order to prevent him from doing this again next time, after cleaning the house, Yu Yue sat on the sofa and drank the remaining bottles of beer to the bottom in one gulp, making up his mind that he would never buy this thing again, look at him How about taking a beer bath!

Narcissus went too far this time and completely ignored his words. Yu Yue decided to teach him a lesson.

The daily water has been replaced with tap water, and the 2-4 hours of caressing time every day is directly canceled. Want to lie comfortably in the palm of your hand and enjoy a massage?Do it yourself!

After a few days of cold brows at Narcissus, he probably really knew that he was wrong. His chirping voice was much lower, and he didn't dare to yell at Yu Yue loudly.

Yu Yue came home very late after working overtime, and found that the bathtub was already full of water. He pondered for a moment, then immediately understood, and walked into the bedroom to have a look.

Narcissus lay obediently on the edge of the water tank, staring at the door. When she saw Yu Yue, the two small holes immediately widened.

He was still up so late, apparently waiting for Yu Yue to come back.

Probably because of being soaked in tap water for the past few days, the color of the leaves has dimmed a lot to the naked eye. While despising himself for being too soft-hearted, Yu Yue took out the baby water on the top of the hanging cabinet and gave it to the naked eye with a stinky face. He puts on.

Narcissus was quiet the whole time, and after the water was changed, she suddenly said, "Dad, go take a bath."

As soon as the word "Dad" came out, Yu Yue was so frightened that he shivered and almost slipped the plastic bottle in his hand.

He suddenly widened his eyes, screwed on the bottle cap forcefully, and stuffed it back on the top of the wall cabinet: "What did you call me?"

"Father." Narcissus carefully carried the two leaves behind her back, and looked at him eagerly, trying to flatter him.

But how can the word "father" be called casually!

Yu Yue had a blank face the whole time: "Who told you to call that?" He had never heard him call that before.

Narcissus shut her mouth tightly and refused to speak.

Yu Yue thought about it carefully, and the only one in the whole family who called him Dad was the succulent plant.

Walking quickly to the living room, Yu Yue woke up Suorou lightly, and asked with a smile: "Fatty, did you teach Narcissus to call me daddy?"

Rourou nodded excitedly: "Dad, you are so smart!"

Yu Yue: "...Well, Rourou is also smart, go to bed early, good night."

"Good night Dad."

Turning around and returning to the bedroom, Yu Yue's face darkened. He sat cross-legged in front of Narcissus, and said seriously, "You can't call me daddy."

Narcissus was immediately unhappy: "Why? Meat is fine."

"Fatty is fleshy, you are you. I bought you to be a boyfriend, not a son." Yu Yue frowned, "In the future, don't learn such nonsense from others, wouldn't it be good to be yourself happily? "

"Okay," Narcissus nodded wildly, suddenly excited, "Then I want to take a beer bath."

"no!"

Yu Yue took off his clothes casually, and walked towards the bathroom naked.

Narcissus stared at his back, feeling very sad, being so ruthlessly rejected, his sense of frustration was too great.Has he become ugly recently? Why doesn't Yu Yue listen to him anymore?

I jumped out of the water tank and took a look in front of the mirror in the living room. It wasn't ugly, it was still as beautiful as before.

Could it be that Yu Yue has changed his mind and has other flowers and plants?

Puzzled, Narcissus got into the bottom of the water sullenly, no longer interested in messing around.

in the bathroom.

Yu Yue stepped into the bathtub with one foot, then withdrew his foot suddenly, bouncing around twice in pain: "You brat, are you playing with me, it's so hot!"