That narcissus flower is perfect

Narcissus jumped onto Yu Yue's thigh, jumped back and forth several times from the root of his thigh to his knee, and said coldly, "It's all red."

The cold bulb bounced back and forth on the skin, feeling very strange, the veins on Yu Yue's neck jumped out uncontrollably twice, and his scalp almost hardened.Hearing the muttering of Narcissus, he lowered his head and glanced, as if he had just discovered it: "It's really red."

However, when I slapped my hands, I didn't think so much.He licked his lips, and the spirit of gossip was ignited: "You also think those people are very handsome, don't you?" I don't know why God loves flowers and plants so much, everyone is so handsome, it's really pissing me off.

Narcissus snorted, straightened her chest, held the leaves high, and looked up at Yu Yue with her neck (?) raised.

Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Yu Yue just stood quietly on his lap. Suddenly, Fu Ling's heart came, and he picked up Narcissus, and smiled: "Is the little ancestor jealous?"

Narcissus: "╭(╯^╰)╮"

Yu Yue gently touched his leaves, and coaxed softly: "Didn't the administrator say that when you grow up, you will be as handsome as those people."

Narcissus' eyes widened suddenly: "Just like?"

"Not like, not like," Yu Yue gently rubbed the leaves for him, slowly massaging the bulbs with his fingertips, "You can become the leader of the plant world just because of your beauty."

Yu Yue has opened up a little bit now, if he wants to live in peace with Narcissus, he has to follow him, since Narcissus is a narcissist, then he should praise him wildly, anyway, it doesn't cost money if it sounds good, at most it's a waste of saliva.Besides, the administrator also said that maintaining a happy mood can make the narcissus more beautiful and bigger. Now he can't wait to see the narcissus when it becomes a human!

"Don't think you'll be fine if you say something nice." Narcissus muttered, but the leaf she held high softened, and she lay lazily in Yu Yue's palm, stretching comfortably.

Yu Yue asked curiously, "Aren't there any ugly ones in your plant world?"

"Have."

"What do ugly ones look like?"

Narcissus opened his eyes and looked at Yu Yue quietly.

Yu Yue's heart trembled suddenly: "!"

Wouldn't it be what he thought?

Narcissus said: "Ugly ones have no chance to appear in front of me."

Yu Yue: "..."

Is this a disguise to say that he is not ugly?

"Then what do you think of me?" Yu Yue lifted the narcissus, shook his head from side to side, and made a few cold expressions, "With my qualifications, where can I rank in your plant world?"

Narcissus suddenly fell silent.

Yu Yue thumped in his heart, feeling inexplicably guilty: "You won't be counting down?"

Narcissus: "If you are in our plant world, you can only live until you bloom."

Yu Yue breathed a sigh of relief, it's not bad, and it's all blooming: "Then will there be many people who will buy me as a boyfriend?" Yu Yue was blissful at the thought of becoming the object of competition for other men one day.

Narcissus was silent, and muttered for a long time: "It must not have bought me much."

"Really?" Yu Yue touched his chin in disbelief. He has such a good temper and looks good, how could he be unpopular?

Yu Yue: "You won't be fooled by me, will you?"

"What do you want me to do?" Narcissus stood up unconvinced, jumped off his lap, and bounced around on the bed sheet with two leaves on it, "A plant that can only live to flower has no chance of becoming a human , can’t have sex with others, it’s a waste of money to buy you back, who would be so stupid?”

Yu Yue: "..."

As for burying people like this, I don't know how to put it nicely.

Carefully stroked one side of the face, the facial features are very regular, and the skin is not bad, why can't you have sex with others?

Narcissus saw that he was competing with her face, so she snorted arrogantly: "Don't worry, with me covering you, even if you are ugly, you can still walk sideways in the plant world."

Yu Yue: "!"

He'd rather walk upright than be ugly!

The administrator's investigation brought great changes to the living environment of Narcissus.

The gray frosted glass in the bedroom turned into pure white transparent glass, and the sight in the room immediately improved a lot.The old air conditioner was also replaced with a silent inverter model to prepare in advance for the coming summer.Even in order to meet Narcissus's narcissistic needs, Yu Yue specially installed a huge floor-to-ceiling mirror on the wall of the living room, so that Narcissus can drool at his beauty at any time - although Yu Yue doesn't think he has "appearance" at this time. "It can be said, but who knows, maybe the aesthetics of the plant world is so magical.

In short, all for the grand goal of becoming bigger and more beautiful, Yu Yue can be said to have spent a huge amount of money - all the salary of a month's work - to improve the living conditions for Narcissus.

If Narcissus was not handsome, he would be sorry for the money he spent.

Recently, he also bought a pair of fluffy gloves online, which are soft when he puts them on. Every time he massages the narcissus, he can hum comfortably and roll around in his palm, making Yu Yue excited. No, it's very rewarding.

Yu Yue is now following Narcissus in a desperate manner, almost treating him like a little prince in room 202, who can use everything for him, asks about his health all day long, rushes home after work, walks to I hold the big water tank everywhere, and the tape measure is always in my hand. I measure the height of the narcissus, and occasionally measure the weight. There are a lot of things densely recorded in the instruction manual. If there is an extra bubble in the water, it must be recorded in the register.

This dog-legged appearance made Zhuzhu feel unhappy, and when Yu Yue was not at home, he laughed angrily and said: "I bought something with a bad waist and pampered it like a baby, and he will cry in the future." of."

Rourou secretly glanced at the narcissus who was basking in the sun on the balcony, and lightly touched the leaves of Zhuzhu: "Don't say that, Dad is happy."

"So he's stupid."

Rourou whispered: "But it doesn't matter if you have a bad waist. You just need to look good. It makes people happy just looking at it. Dad really has vision."

Zhuzhu: "..."

Rourou raised his head and said, "If you want to find a boyfriend like Dad, you can also go back to the flower shop and have someone buy you."

"Then why don't you go back to the flower shop?"

"I like it here," Rourou said, "Dad is so nice, I don't have to do anything, just sunbathe and sleep every day."

Zhuzhu: "Oh, then I'll sleep with you."

"it is good."

on the balcony.

Narcissus gave a "pooh" unceremoniously: "Smelly shameless!"

During this time, Yu Yue's private activities have dropped sharply. After getting off work, he sneaked into the broken Santana and disappeared without a trace. He didn't know what he was busy with mysteriously. The bachelor is not happy anymore, wondering if he has betrayed the organization and left the order, but this kid's mouth is so rigid that he can't pry it open no matter what.

After work this day, several people murmured behind Yu Yue's back for a while, and dragged them to pick up skewers.

Yu Yue wasn't happy anymore, he usually got home on time, if he was late, what would Narcissus think of him?Now the narcissus is growing gratifyingly, and there are new changes almost every day. The leaves are getting greener, the bulbs are getting whiter, and the color is like jade.

He made a quick decision and blew a few cans of beer in a row. His mind was already dizzy, and he lay on the table belching non-stop.

A took up the posture of three trials, and asked: "Be honest, is there something wrong recently?"

Yu Yue chuckled, the corners of his eyes and brows were full of smiles, and an ambiguous light appeared on his flushed face, smiling like a cat that had succeeded in stealing.

Everyone immediately understood, whistled and scolded "Fuck", and immediately expelled him from the singles group.

"Tell me, what does the girl look like?" Everyone booed.

Yu Yue had already drunk too much, and muttered: "I'm average, I have a bad temper, I'm coquettish, I want to be coaxed, I always give me a face, everything is good, I only drink expensive water, I'm moonlight now, Moonlight..."

B asked, "She doesn't go to work?"

Yu Yue shook his head: "No shift."

"What do the parents at home do?"

"Selling flowers," Yu Yue paused, "There are a lot of brothers and sisters, I'll count them, one, two... Forget it, there are too many people, so I won't count."

Everyone was shocked, they didn't expect the conditions to be so bad: "Then you still don't know?"

"No distinction!" Yu Yue slapped the table, "Definitely no distinction!"

I didn't expect this kid to have such a miserable life after finding a girlfriend. Everyone immediately sympathized with him and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him. After all, it is very difficult to find a girlfriend these days.

A group of people sent the drunk people to the gate of the community, and then dispersed.

Yu Yue bid farewell to his colleagues and staggered towards the door of the house. The slightly cool summer wind at night blew on his forehead, which woke him up slightly.He took out the key and opened the door. The room was quiet, similar to when he was living alone.However, something is different.

The balcony is empty, and the narcissus is not there.

Yu Yue pushed open the door of the bedroom, and the warm yellow lights formed a ball on the bedside table, and he could barely see what was going on on the bed.The quilt was pushed up with a small bump, and a soft pillow was draped over the edge of the water tank. The narcissus was lying in the tank, already asleep.

Looking at the continuously floating and breaking bubbles on the surface of the water, Yu Yue's whole heart suddenly became soft and messed up.

He also has a home.