The imperial male god always wants to become a monk

The soldier thought who was playing a prank, so he boldly rushed towards the man in white, trying to expose the man's prank, and asked sharply, "Who are you? It's midnight, who told you to scare people here?"

I didn't want to, but I missed it.

He looked down again, only to see that the man in white actually had no feet.

.....

"Your Highness, Your Highness Diqing, something has happened, Your Highness. We may have really bumped into the Phi Masha you mentioned!" Gu Lan was awakened in the middle of the night by a knock on the door.

The captain of the guard who hadn't paid attention to Gu Lan before, was already panicked and rushed to knock on the door of Gu Lan's room.

He also didn't know how capable His Royal Highness the emperor was, but on their ship, except for Gu Lan, there was no one else who could solve this evil matter.

Gu Lan sighed silently, unable to complain: "I said earlier that no one on this ship has the good horoscope of Your Excellency the Elector, and you should wear the talisman I gave to avoid collision with Ma Sha. Didn't you all wear it?"

"I...we didn't do it on purpose..." The captain of the guard was so frightened that there was no trace of contempt for Gu Lan on his face.

He was afraid that because of this disobedience, even Gu Lan would have nothing to do with it...

Gu Lan saw that the situation was like this, so he had no intention of continuing to entangle with him on this trivial matter: "Where is the person who ran into Masha? Take me there to see."

"This way, this way." The guard captain hurriedly led the way for Gu Lan.

Alisa had never heard of the thing called Phi Masha, and she didn't understand why the captain of the guard suddenly turned pale with fright. Only when she got there and met the soldiers and Owen did she understand.

There is more than one disobedient person on this fleet. There are ten soldiers on board, and three soldiers seem to be possessed by evil spirits. Their eyes are lax and bulging, and they attack others frantically for no reason. Their faces are blue and purple. In the end, it was Owen who opened up the medical equipment in the spaceship that was enough to tie up several tigers, and tied the three of them to a medical bed to restrain them.

But even so, they were still struggling on the bed, roaring like wild animals...

The restraints that could bind several tigers were almost broken by them, and it didn't look like the strength that a normal person should have.

What's even more strange is that the top medical cabin can't diagnose their illness...

As soon as Gu Lan arrived at the door, he saw that the medical room was in chaos. Owen and several other soldiers who were either protected by talisman papers or had good horoscopes were in a mess.

"David, why did you really call your wife over here? Don't you think it's not chaotic enough here? They Betas are all crazy, wouldn't you add to the chaos by calling an Omega?" An Alpha guard captain who made a lot of sarcastic remarks about Gu Lan just yelled at the guard captain named David in dissatisfaction.

He didn't think his colleagues were bewitched by evil spirits, he just thought they had suddenly gone crazy. Even if they were really bewitched by evil spirits, Gu Lan's Omega packaged by the Holy See would definitely be of no use, and would only hold back. trouble.

He looks so cancerous that people just want to beat him up.

"Jack, the general asked me to invite my wife here." The relationship between David and Jack was obviously not very good. Seeing that Jack scolded him, he immediately moved Owen out and went back.

Jack was so cancerous that he couldn't bear it. Even in this version, Tian Di still refused to give in, complaining to David, "If it wasn't for your stupid idea, how could the general have the idea of ​​calling an Omega to such an occasion? Let Omega Getting on a warship is inherently ominous, maybe a few of them are just like this...you actually called him here to add fuel to the fire..."

Because Omega is delicate and rare among the three ABO genders, there are very few Omega astrologers in Interstellar, and most of the long-established astrologers in Interstellar are Alpha and Beta.

People with gender equality think that this is due to the scarcity of Omega, while people with sexism like Jack think that this is because Omega is inherently less useful than Alpha and Beta, and it is useless except for giving birth to children at home.

In the minds of people like them, letting Omega aboard a warship or a spaceship can bring bad luck to the voyage and bring bad luck.

"Although I don't really want to refute you, but at some point, I have to say that many Omega are much more useful than an Alpha with a simple mind and well-developed limbs..." His appearance reminded Gu Lan of many modern concepts of straight male cancer The male dick who is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people suddenly loses his good face, and still can't stop saying to him: "Just like now."

Jack obviously didn't expect that Gu Lan, who had heard all kinds of gossip for so many days but swallowed his anger, would suddenly open his mouth to refute himself, and his expression changed immediately. Madam, she stopped talking and only uttered: "You—"

"What's wrong with me?" Gu Lan didn't frighten him, he just looked back with his calm eyes, he hated all sexist people.

Jack couldn't scold, and his face turned red when he said he couldn't speak.

"Okay, Jack, don't be rude to Madam." At this time, General Owen finally came to his senses, stroked his painful forehead, and said to Gu Lan: "Madam, you said earlier that we A group of people may be going to bump into Pi Ma Sha, but I don't know if they have bumped into Pi Ma Sha?"

He didn't know if Gu Lan was trustworthy, but he couldn't land yet to find other astrologers to take a look, and Gu Lan was the one who knew the most on their fleet.

In such a situation, he had no choice but to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Gu Lan took a step forward, looked at the three people who were struggling on the medical bed like wild animals, and affirmed: "It's true that they are wearing hemp."

"They are a little confused. They forgot to wear Madam's talisman paper after taking a bath. I wonder if Madam has a solution now?" After confirming that none of the three bewitched people had worn Gu Lan's talisman paper, Owen didn't say a word. Mention their previous attitude of the presence of the old god, and ask like this.

"No problem, general, don't worry, nothing will happen." Gu Lan took one of the dowry boxes he brought from Emperor Star from Alyssa, inside which were tools for exorcism such as yellow paper, cinnabar peach wood, etc.: "Now Please also ask the general to let the people in the room leave first, there are too many people, I am afraid that if I let go of them later, someone will be injured again."

Owen looked at him suspiciously, but still responded: "Okay."

"General, do you really believe him?" It's just that Owen believed Gu Lan, but Jack didn't believe it. He frowned and shouted: "I heard that Omega has a lot of yin, so don't give them some trouble later." The situation is getting worse and worse, I think you should tie them up first, and then ask a real astrologer to show them when we fall to the ground."

In his eyes, the gender of Omega represents incompetence.

"Believe me, when we land on the ground, you go and ask the astrologer to come over, and the three of them will break their breath completely." Gu Lan didn't want to argue with him at first, but seeing Jack repeatedly Blocking himself from saving others, he finally couldn't help interrupting him.

He gave Jack a cold look and said, "If Captain Jack is not at ease and is not afraid of being attacked by them later, you can stay and have a look, but please don't delay my rescue."

What Gu Lan hates the most is this kind of person who engages in gender discrimination at the stall where human life is at stake.

Jack was hoarse, and stopped talking, but wanted to see how Gu Lan would play tricks.

Under Owen's order, most of the people in the medical room withdrew, leaving only Jack, David, Owen, and Alisa who was worried about Gu Lan, and Gu Lan, a reserve astrologer, remained in the room.

Seeing that the people in the room were almost dispersed, Gu Lan walked directly to the control button of the medical cabin, and pressing the button loosened the restraint belts of the three people in the medical cabin.

"Hey, we won't be able to subdue this person easily!" Jack was startled, and immediately exclaimed.

The three soldiers who were wearing Ma Sha rushed into them, roared like wild animals with red eyes, and rushed towards the angry three.

"Bang -" there was a sound.

Jack, who was the closest, couldn't dodge it, and directly gave one of the Beta soldiers who was usually weak and not his opponent.

Jack cried out in pain: "Omega, can you do it?"

He didn't remember Gu Lan's name, and even ignored his identity. In his eyes, Gu Lan was an Omega.

But at the moment when his voice fell, Gu Lan said that it was too late and then quickly, and the three yellow talismans were directly pasted to the center of the foreheads of the three people who were restrained...

The three ferocious soldiers who were attacking them with ferocious faces just now stopped in place as if the pause button had been pressed on the projection. The things in their bodies seemed to be burned by the yellow paper, and came out of their throats. Hearing the hiss of pain, his face was pale, and even the whites of his eyes rolled up.

This is a person who can hardly be restrained by the medical restraint belt that was able to restrain the tiger just now. Gu Lan used a few rectangular yellow papers that did not know what was drawn on them to keep them in place and did not move.

This... this Omega is not an ordinary person, but a real master...

Jack looked at Gu Lan in disbelief, he couldn't care less about his eyes that were in pain, he just felt extremely shocked: "You, you—"

However, Gu Lan didn't have the heart to talk to him anymore, and simply introduced: "This is the Zhongkui Town Ghost Talisman."

As soon as he finished speaking, he took out a lot of talismans that he had drawn in his spare time, pasted them all over the closed medical cabin, and set up a formation to prevent ghosts from escaping...

Immediately afterwards, Gu Lan stained the cinnabar with a brush, and drew three ghost-exorcism symbols on the yellow paper at the scene: "Sage Emperor Lei Zu, Tiancao in the distance, in charge of the generals, Deng Xin and Zhang Tao, can warn all evils , the devil will not be pardoned, the thunder will shake, and all kalpas will be wiped out."

He quickly took off the ghost-suppressing charms on the foreheads of the three people, only to see that the three people who were attacked by the evil spirit were about to move again, and the three ghost-killing charms newly drawn by Gu Lan were pasted on the three people's celestial spirit caps.

The people outside the house didn't notice it, but the people inside seemed to feel thunder roaring suddenly.

It was as if there was lightning and thunder in the hallucination, and it directly struck the three people. The three screamed in pain as if they were electrocuted, with hideous faces and irregular limbs struggling indiscriminately.

In an instant, three puffs of black smoke converged into one puff and were forced out of the bodies of the three people by the thunder. The three people immediately turned pale, and fell to the ground as soon as they closed their eyes.

The evil spirit wanted to run out of the door, but Gu Lan had already pasted a talisman on the door.

It finds the desire of the flesh again and then possesses itself, but the faster one is Gu Lan.....

Gu Lan took out the mahogany sword and a bottle of spirits from his box, poured a sip of spirits into his mouth, and sprayed it on the mahogany sword that had been opened in the Emperor Star Gym.

He holds a mahogany sword with a sense of immortality and awe-inspiring righteousness, but it is obviously a wooden sword, but it exudes an unstoppable force!

"Bold and evil, dare to harm others, you will not be punished!" Gu Lan yelled sharply, and the mahogany sword immediately pierced through the black smoke that was trying to penetrate into other people's body.

The black smoke suddenly let out a piercing and ethereal scream that was not human-like, making everyone present feel chills all over their bodies.

But immediately after, the black smoke disappeared in an instant, and even the lingering haze and damp smell in the medical room disappeared completely.

The entire medical room suddenly lit up.