The imperial male god always wants to become a monk

Gu Lan stared fixedly at Owen, and took out a handful of talisman papers from his pocket.

After Colonel Shen Hui's verification last time, his talisman paper should also be useful in the interstellar era.

Owen didn't take his talisman, but frowned: "Phimasha? What is that?"

Simply unheard, unseen.

Gu Lan just remembered that the Taoist culture in this interstellar era is not prosperous, and the names for many evils are different from those at that time.

But up to now, he didn't have time to look through the books to compare what the name of Pimasha in this era was.

Gu Lan could only speak to Owen in a low voice: "Phimasha is a kind of evil spirit that appears during the wedding of the newlyweds. If someone sees him and calls him, something will happen, ranging from madness to death, and the newcomer who is hit may even have bad luck and be unable to have children."

"The appearance of Phi Masha is often related to the poor setting of the wedding date of the couple and the horoscope." Gu Lan deeply felt that this year's interstellar astrologer is not good.

Even if the time is rushed, it is not easy to choose a time when it is easy to commit crimes such as the emperor's marriage.

In other words, those emperor star astrologers originally wanted to make themselves and Shen Yuan unlucky, so it's unknown if they deliberately let them collide with Masha.

Owen stared at him, and tapped the table with his index finger.

"If ordinary couples meet Phi Masha, it is best to change the wedding date to avoid him. It is impossible to change the wedding date. If you meet him, you can ask the master if you know it in advance, and the astrologer can draw a talisman to resolve it. If you can't know it in advance, you can only It depends on your luck, see if you can meet a capable astrologer on the wedding day to help..." Gu Lan was absent-minded and distracted when he first passed through, and didn't have much time to think about the relationship between himself and Shen Yuan. The date of marriage is horoscope, after getting married, on the warship of Bailuzhou, he didn't have much thought about it, he always felt that Emperor Xing would not choose the wrong date so blindly when he got married to a big shot in Bailuzhou.

Unexpectedly, after leaving the warship in Bailuzhou and on the spaceship bound for Gaiwa, he did some calculations in his spare time, only to find out that the astrologers of this era are really fucking useless.

Even such an obvious criminal can't figure it out...

However, fortunately, after so many days, Pima Sha hasn't come to the door, everything is still in time, and he still has a chance to make up for it now.

Gu Lan said in a cold voice: "However, fortunately, although there are some problems with the marriage date between me and the Elector Your Excellency this time, I happen to know some methods of dispelling evil spirits, and this wearing hemp evil spirits can be regarded as bumping into my hands. ...You will distribute my talismans to everyone later, I think we will not be attacked by Phi Masha this time."

He popularizes science in detail, but the listeners may not be listening seriously.

"Wedding date? Newcomer...Madam, haven't you and Your Excellency the Elector been married for a few days? If you really want to collide in Masha, how can it be possible that the wedding has passed for a long time by this time, and you still don't come? "Owen has never heard of Ma Shasha before. He just thinks that Gu Lan is talking nonsense and making up random things. When he listens to him, he tries to catch the loopholes in his words.

The hell with the wedding and the new couple, Gu Lan and Shen Yuan have registered for several days, what kind of newcomers, what kind of wedding?

What's more, if there is really that Phi Ma Sha who wants to collide, why do they have to collide now if they didn't collide in the past few days?

From Owen's point of view, Gu Lan is just pretending to deceive others.

"I've thought about this question. It's clear that both the date and the horoscope are guilty of wearing Masha, but why didn't you come while wearing Masha on the warship in Bailuzhou? Later, I calculated the horoscope of Your Excellency the Elector, and found that his horoscope is extremely evil. Heavy, he can be restrained, ordinary evil spirits are afraid of him and dare not get close to him, so they don't attack him lightly..." Gu Lan said softly.

He can't calculate Shen Yuan's fate, but he can tell from Shen Yuan's horoscope that he is the Ziwei star of this interstellar world.

Ziweixing's body is generally very evil and has auspicious body protection. Gods and ghosts are afraid of him. No ghosts can harm him, and even avoid him.

Therefore, Pi Ma Sha was on the warship of Bailuzhou, and the place where Shen Yuan was located had never invaded, and even Gu Lan could not see that Pi Ma Sha was about to commit an attack.

But after leaving the warship at Bailuzhou and Shen Yuan's shelter, Gu Lan clearly sensed the harbinger of Pi Ma Sha's coming attack.

Gu Lan continued: "As for me, all the people on our warship obviously cannot be restrained by the horoscope and evil spirit like the elector, so Pima Sha followed up again..."

"As for the wedding date, according to ancient rituals, the bride starts from her natal family, completes the wedding in the middle, and completes the wedding after she marries into the groom's family. The time in between is counted within the wedding date." Gu Lan felt a little helpless: " A warship is not the home of the Elector Marquis, and Emperor Star is really far away from Bailuzhou, so before we reach the ancestral home of the Elector Marquis Gaiwaxing, Pimasha can charge us."

Gu Lan still has the heart to popularize Chinese civilization for this European general.

Owen interrupted him impatiently: "Okay, ma'am, our Bailuzhou is not your emperor star, and the people of our Bailuzhou never believe in these strange things."

If it wasn't for Gu Lan being an Omega, or the Omega of the Emperor Elector, he would have wanted to hit him in the face with this yellow paper.

Fooling him with these things that he has never heard of, does Gu Lan think he is an idiot?

He refused Gu Lan to come to their Bailuzhou to spread the feudal superstition of their Emperor Star.

"Believe it or not, it's all up to the individual." Gu Lan knew that they didn't like her, and she didn't expect them to be obedient, but she still strongly recommended: "It's just that I have taken up the Phi Masha, so I can't feel at ease, and I'm worried about accidents." I just drew these talisman papers overnight, and I hope the general will distribute them to make me feel at ease, even if you don’t believe me, such a small thing is not in the way and does not take up space..."

He paused, and then said: "Just ask for a safe intention."

Gu Lan himself is not afraid of wearing Masha, but he is the only master on this ship. If one of them is accidentally hit too much by Pimasha, he will have to go to melt them one by one, which will take time and effort.

It would be easier to distribute talisman papers to them in advance as a precaution.

"Okay, okay, I see." Owen interrupted him impatiently.

Gu Lan didn't leave, but just stared at him, as if he had to hand out the talisman papers.

Owen had no choice but to summon all the soldiers on the spaceship and announced: "Madam said, our spaceship will be guilty of wearing Masha, and specially painted some blessings to ward off evil spirits and keep you safe. If you are interested, come up and get them." , don't disappoint Madam's wishes."

As soon as he finished speaking, the soldiers saw that the talisman was drawn by Gu Lan, and Owen himself didn't seem to care much about it. He didn't pay much attention to the talisman, and he seemed to have nothing to go to get it.

Until Owen said it a second time.

The soldiers in charge of escorting Gu Lan got up slowly, and each took down the yellow paper folded into a triangle that was said to be a magic weapon for safety without paying much attention.

Seeing that everyone had received the talisman, Gu Lan was relieved.

Owen looked at Gu Lan impatiently, feeling that this Omega was extremely busy. He asked in a slightly mocking cold voice: "Madam, are you satisfied this time?"

"Thank you, General Owen." Gu Lan left with satisfaction: "I also hope that the general himself will not forget to wear the talisman paper, and beware of wearing hemp."

.....

Alyssa accompanied Gu Lan out of Owen's office, but she was worried: "Looking at the appearance of those soldiers, I'm afraid that many of them will turn their heads and throw away Madam's talisman paper as garbage."

No one in Bailuzhou takes a fancy to Gu Lan's talisman paper, but Alisa has seen Gu Lan present Shen Hui's talisman paper, and also saw that the talisman paper really saved Shen Hui in the explosion, and she knows that Gu Lan is a real one. capable ones.

Therefore, he was particularly worried about these soldiers who didn't take what Gu Lan said to heart.

"It's okay, if you want to throw it away, let them throw it away." Gu Lan knew that these soldiers didn't like him, but there was only so much he could do.

Alisa frowned: "But..."

She didn't want to see anything happen to anyone on the spaceship.

"Don't worry, I can still handle it in Ma Sha." Gu Lan said in a deep voice, "If those disobedient people really bumped into each other, it would be at most because they vomited and became weak for a few days, so they wouldn't die."

As a Taoist priest who requires himself to be a monk, Gu Lan will not let people die in front of him.

After hearing what he said, Alisa felt relieved.

He has seen the ability of this royal emperor.

As Alisa expected, Gu Lan's talisman paper was distributed. Although most people received it to save Owen's face, they didn't take that little piece of yellow paper very much to heart. People throw it away after receiving it, and many people just don't know where to put it. Only a few with solid eyes honestly put it on their body and carry it with them.

In the early hours of the morning, the spaceship carrying the imperial family is about to land and arrive at the landing point of the Gaiwa star spaceship.

The soldier in charge of the guard patrol finished his rounds, went to the toilet, and was washing his hands, but the moment he looked up, he saw behind him in the mirror a man with very long hair, so long that it covered his face, wearing a white sackcloth. people.

The soldier panicked immediately, and goose bumps came out of his body.

Although the man's hair covered his face, he could feel the eyes of the man in white staring straight at him...