After I became a shemale liar

I sighed silently, but suddenly saw the cross-server horn that Red Carp had just brushed.

[Bashan Yeyu] [Red carp, green carp and donkey: Oh, here it is for you, if you have two identical IDs in any unshitty area, if you have a chat record, you can call it evidence?Wake up bro?No one used this method a few years ago]

Going forward, it turns out that Liang Shanbo and his slobbers got the screenshots of the conversation between me and him from Achilles, and they are posting links and posting names in the world and across servers to ask for onlookers.

[Bashan Yeyu] [Jun Mo: What building is crooked?Dare to let the Lord come out and say something?The master pretended to sell his account and left, isn't Tao Hua still alive?Dumb? 】

[Bashan Yeyu] [Red Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix: I didn't say, when will you learn how to stop taking medicine next door?Do you have to beep beep if you can solve it in a fight? 】

[Iron Horse Glacier] [How fat four: Oh shit, you were named and praised?Upstairs big brother, I admire you]

[Bashan Yeyu] [Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: No inside information, no deal, no cover-up, really selling numbers, thank you for your concern, understand? 】

Because I was picked up by the female fans of Wudalang before, I am already familiar with the way to post this time, and I can face it calmly. Once picked up, I will write it myself] the post is floating on the front page, it is easy to find.

Probably this time the poster is still written by a girl, and the words and sentences can be seen to be very careful. Compared with the simple, crude and implied irony of the last time, the author's writing style this time is as beautiful as the Pearl River in spring. The facts are unquestionable and well-founded, and I copied the link from the previous post to prove my character design. If it weren't for the fact that I am the protagonist, I would have almost believed it.

It's very strange that these people play a game with so many groundless thoughts. For example, Achilles, if you want to get Xiangjianhuan from the first position, you can directly find an alliance to play. To be simple, you have to initiate What kind of psychological warfare did the masses engage in, to defeat all the goodwill and character settings of Xiangjianhuan before officially launching the fight, making it appear that they were doing justice for the people and doing justice for the people or something?It is a pity that this kind of talent did not lead the peasant uprising at the end of the Han Dynasty.

I flipped through it casually and then quit the post. Although most people follow suit, there are still people with strong logic correcting the language loopholes of the poster below, and some people echoed for a while.

What era is this, want to talk about it?If you are not popular and want to guide public opinion, you really think everyone is blind.

Red Carp quickly dragged Xu Xu into the team, and discussed in the team: "Why don't you drive with them directly, it's really annoying to keep beeping."

Fen Fenghuang: "I can't open it. If you open it now, they will say that we have been poked and hurt our feet, and they only want to beat us when we are guilty."

Red Carp: "Made is really annoying, playing a game is like acting in The Legend of Zhen Huan."

Xu Xu: "It's not a big deal. We obviously want to fight and we have to pick the head. Do we want to be so disgusting?"

Red Carp: "That guy went online once the day before yesterday when the lights were dim, and he got off as soon as I chased him to the field of Yuhang, and he didn't kill him."

Xu Xu calmly said: "It's okay, let's take the opportunity to kill in the future, when there is a fight, he will come up and work hard for his master sooner or later."

Red Carp: "Then what should we do now? Just waste it?"

The team was silent for a while, and I took out my hand to type: "In fact, it is not difficult to solve the predicament. Isn't Jiasi a misty rain in the bamboo forest? They help doctors a lot. It will be easy if we can persuade the gang leader to form an alliance with us."

Red Carp: "But they belong to the Peace Gang, so they won't agree to fight."

Me: "We don't need them to fight, we just need the attitude of their gang now, as long as she expresses her support for the meeting, Liang Shanbo and Lei Feng Xizhao will sooner or later be unable to hold back."

Red Carp: "That's not enough, they won't jump over the wall with just a misty rain in the bamboo forest."

Me: "Of course not enough. Did you pay attention to the cross-server horn just now? How fat is that familiar? Anyway, they are harassing the whole server in Iron Horse Glacier. At that time, he would make a fuss and make it clear that he was here to fight, and then Liang Shanbo would have to fight if he didn't fight for the sake of face."

Fen Fenghuang: "But we don't know them very well, why?"

I glanced at Fang Xiao expressionlessly: "It's okay, someone knows me."

Fang Xiao: "...cough."

Fen Fenghuang: "Will you talk about the peach blossoms in the misty rain in the bamboo forest?"

Fang Xiao looked upright: "How can it be done, the main room is still here, let's talk privately."

Fan Fenghuang & Xu Xu: "We are full and refuse to feed (smile)"

Red Carp: "Then Misty Rain in the Bamboo Forest, let's find someone who is both good looking and talented!"

Me & Fen Fenghuang & Xu Xu: "Cough cough cough cough."

Red Carp: "Phoenix is ​​too ugly Xu Xu is too rough Han Ergou Taohua has a family, so let me do it."

"..."

Xu Xu: "Why do I feel like I've heard this sentence somewhere before?"

Pink Phoenix: "I agree."

【You scumbag left the team on your own initiative】

[Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix voluntarily left the team]

Fang Xiao and I exchanged glances, and we also withdrew from the team.

On Friday afternoon, I went directly to the airport after leaving the company. I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way home, and finally got home just after ten o'clock.

Mother Qigou saw me coming back, she nodded kindly and went to apply the mask. Qigou heard the movement, ran out without doing her homework and hugged me.

I pulled her off my body and bent over to change her shoes: "Where's Dad?"

Qigou: "I haven't come back yet, it seems that there is something wrong with the company, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing." I patted her: "Go back and do your homework."

"I feel like you are going to say something to make Uncle slap you." Qigou stood up straight and carefully observed my expression: "Otherwise, I wouldn't come back and say it."

I:"……"

Qigou: "Why don't you go and get rid of my mother first? Can you help me then?"

Me: "...Forget it, you forgot that the two of them had agreed a long time ago that they would never interfere in educating their children."

Qigou: "Then I won't do my homework, or I'll bring my homework over."

"What are you doing?" I took off my coat and went to get a bottle of water: "Go back to your room, it's nothing, I won't kill anyone."

Lao Li finally returned home at about 11:30. He saw me sitting on the sofa like a dog, without even moving an eyebrow. After changing shoes, he put the briefcase away and loosened his collar and cuffs. After hanging up the suit jacket properly, he opened his mouth: "When did you come back?"

I got up to make room for him: "It's past nine o'clock."

Lao Li sat down and moistened his mouth with scented tea on the table: "What's the matter?"

"Ah."

"Tell me, what's the matter?" Another mouthful.

I couldn't open my mouth anymore.

Yes, it's hard. It can be seen that Lao Li is still in a good mood today. At least he has been putting on airs with me since he entered the door. I haven't inherited half of this person's ability to put on airs. On the contrary, Fang Xiao is a bit like him.

Look up at the time, 11:30.

Such a time is suitable for enhancing the relationship between father and son.

I'm going to tell him this.

At such a great age, I still have to be angry with me, maybe I will find a fire stick to smoke later.

Maybe I was silent for a long time. Lao Li put down his teacup whose handle was still in the play, and finally stopped holding it. He frowned slightly: "What's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

"It's okay." I lowered my head to avoid his eyes, resisted the sudden burst of distress, and looked up at him: "I came back this time to tell you that I have someone I like."

"Oh." Old Li paused: "Which family's girl?"

He didn't drink any more tea, and waited for my next sentence without saying a word.

Facing the cloudy gaze that has been stained by decades of time, I continued with difficulty: "...not a girl."

The air weighed down heavily.

Lao Li didn't speak for a while, picked up his teacup and took another sip of tea, and said slowly: "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly."

I repeated word by word: "I said I don't like girls."

Lao Li seemed to swallow his breath, and finally raised his voice: "How old are you? What do you think about every day if you don't want to start a family?"

"The bigger you are, the more shameless you are? You can say it all? That's what you say? You think it's great to come back and tell me this?"

He didn't show up in front of Lao Li for half a year, and he didn't get angry for a long time. This time, he obviously exploded directly.

I turned my head to avoid it, only hitting my shoulder blade.

The ashtray fell to the floor and rolled against the wall, making a series of gurgling noises.

Qigou's room was always open a crack, and after hearing the movement, he poked his head out and called me: "Brother?"

I looked back at her comfortingly and motioned her to shrink back.

Lao Li was so angry that he sat on the sofa and competed with the teacup without even looking at me.

I stood up silently: "I'm temporarily handing over the affairs of the company to the vice president. If you want to close it, you can close it. I won't run away. I'll talk to you again when your anger subsides."

Lao Li stared at me blankly for a few minutes, then pointed to the door, and said simply and clearly: "Get out."

Ten minutes later, I wrapped my shirt tightly while walking outside the villa area, and made a shivering call in the winter night: "Lu Xingcheng? Come and help me, I think Lao Li will come down with a knife and shoot me soon after he reacts." It's a dog's head."

Lu Xingcheng: "It's none of my business, I won't go."

Me: "??? Are you human?"

Lu Xingcheng: "Why am I not human anymore? Can you do it if Ma De bothers people to cultivate their relationship at night?"

Me: "OK, sorry to bother you."

Lu Xingcheng: "Wait, what's the matter? How about I find someone to pick you up?"

Then I heard a crackling typing sound from the opposite side.

Me: "What are you doing? Just forget it if you have something to do. I'll find a place for myself."

Lu Xingcheng: "I didn't do anything, I just used a cross-server horn."

I wondered: "Why are you swiping the cross-server horn... Why, there is also a car pick-up service in the game?"

Lu Xingcheng said "hehe": "Stupid, you, I just swiped across the server and asked Bashan Yeyu's Peach Blossom, who still laughed at Chunfeng, and his wife is about to freeze to death and needs help."

"..."

I was completely taken aback by Lu Xingcheng's operation of Dihua Zhixiu. As soon as he finished speaking, my phone vibrated, and a new number called.

Lu Xingcheng obviously heard it, he said goodbye very quickly and hung up, and I picked up Fang Xiao's call.

Sounds like they should have come out of the house, because I heard the elevator doors opening.

"Where are you now?"

"..." I was dumbfounded for a while, but I still confessed honestly: "In the villa area of ​​XX City."

"Didn't you bring any money?"

"...No, I left my clothes at home. This is a suburban area, and it takes ten minutes to call for a car."

"Then go to the concierge of your community and sit for a while."

"No, the concierge knows me, and he will definitely tell Lao Li. He will come down with a knife in a few minutes, and we will never see each other again in this lifetime."

"..."

"Haha, it's okay," I smiled, "I'll go to the tea restaurant in the commercial street in front of me to sit for a while. It's open 24 hours a day, and I won't die if I sit there all night."

"Okay, don't be poor. If there is no traffic at night, it will take me an hour to get there. You..."

He paused: "Wait for me."

After about five or ten minutes, I finally saw two beams of lights in the distance through the window, and a familiar car stopped a few steps away.I checked out, picked up my phone and opened the door, and was immediately wrapped in a warm coat.

It was warm in the car, and I sat in the co-pilot and felt a prickling pain in my body, as delicate as countless needles pricking my body.

After driving steadily for a while, Fang Xiao finally opened his mouth and said, "Why didn't you just come to me?"

This question is really difficult to answer.

I stretched my hands and feet that had finally warmed up: "It's too late, and it's so far away, I don't want to trouble you."

Fang Xiao's jaw was strained and he showed no expression. After a long time, I was almost falling asleep due to the heat in the car, only then did I hear him say, "No trouble."

"Really." I yawned quietly, and slowly closed my eyes in the dim yellow light that flickered past my eyes from time to time: "Then it's not too late to trouble you, take me in for a day, little brother?"

Fang Xiao slammed on the brakes, and I was thrown forward by the inertia, and I woke up instantly. I just opened my eyes and before I could speak, my eyes went dark, and someone pulled me over and kissed me.