After I became a shemale liar

After returning from the cross-server, I suddenly remembered something, so I hung up the game, went to work and asked the secretary how my father was feeling recently.

The little secretary quickly replied: "Not too good, I just found out about you buying a house there two days ago, and said angrily what's wrong with you..."

I:"……"

Little secretary: "I didn't say it, Mr. Li, it's because the girls in Guangzhou are not doing well, or you are drifting away. Why did you buy the house there?"

I pressed between my eyebrows: "It was Xia Tian who suddenly wanted to buy it when he first came here. It was a whim, and now I regret it a little."

The little secretary said "hehe" twice: "I'm just saying, the girls in the department and I secretly speculated whether you bought the house for the convenience of dating the girls in the game."

Me: "??? I'll be away for half a year, and you guys have already misrepresented my image to this extent?"

The little secretary gloated: "Don't worry, the newcomers in the head office basically know that our boss' son-in-law is a legendary scumbag, and even if you come back, you won't gain a lot of love."

"Oh." I said coolly, "I'll go back next week, and help me smooth out the old man's hair in the company."

"Hey, what are you doing?" The little secretary said in horror: "Too many scumbag girls have been sent home with bombs?"

"Can you wish me well." I said speechlessly, "But it is indeed a bomb, I hope the old man can catch it."

Little secretary: "Is it so serious..."

She murmured: "Then you'd better build up your mind. After all, you are old, what have you done out of the ordinary?"

"I'll tell you after I've confessed to my father."

Little secretary: "...how do I feel that I guessed it == You should think about it carefully, the old man's thoughts are deeply ingrained, seeing that you have been in trouble for several years because of work, this time...you don't have to be afraid, the elders can't I don’t care, let’s talk about the unique relatives in our country, the seven aunts and the eight aunts will hurt your ears, let alone the neighbors.”

Speaking of which, I am really to blame for this matter. If I had found out that I was in the deep cabinet earlier so that the family had been mentally prepared, I wouldn’t have to be so troublesome today.

"Yeah." I looked up and looked at Wu Xian who was standing next to my on-hook phone, whose robe was fluttering with the wind: "I know."

After putting down the phone, I poked him: "Hang up?"

Fang Xiao: "No, I'm looking at you."

Me: "What have you seen after watching for so long?"

Fang Xiao: "This is difficult for me, because I have been watching for so long, but I can't see anything."

I talked about what he didn't answer: "How long? I just left for a few minutes."

Fang Xiao shook his head: "Have you forgotten? That's not how the game time is calculated. We play in real life for an hour, but the game takes a whole day. For 5 minutes in real life, I've watched you for two hours in the game."

I:"……"

The next day, I did the main storyline missions that I had left behind, and managed to get up to level 30. I ate a booster ball and changed a few purple outfits to level 80. Finally, I was able to play high-level dungeons.

Red Carp called Fen Fenghuang and called a Taoist priest, and we went to fight Guizang Cave together.

There are three bosses in Guizang Cave, the third boss just pay attention to hiding in the poison circle on the ground, the second one is a bit troublesome, he knows how to fight, and the attributes are different. When it belongs to ice, someone needs to step on the fire, and when it belongs to fire, it needs to divert water , but also to keep the cockroach and the main body from getting too close, otherwise the blood will return.The boss of the third level is even more powerful. In addition to combining the skills of the two younger brothers, he also stole Wu Xian's master skill, Chaos Art.

It took almost four or ten minutes to finish typing this book.

After the boss died, two pieces of purple exploded, a purple belt used by Taoist priests, and a ring used by Wuxian. The morals of the Taoist priest and I broke out, and we each voted away one piece.

After the book was published, the Taoist leader withdrew, and Fang Xiao squeezed close to me: "Do you want that ring?"

I gave him a look.

Why don't I want it? I died all night yesterday and I can't get some subsidies.

Fang Xiao selectively ignored my gaze, walked around to my right and touched me again: "Are you going to make up for me in the game?"

I was puzzled: "What do you make up for?"

Fang Xiao spoke confidently: "A token of love."

Me: "...can you be more reserved."

Fang Xiao: "Oh, then can you take the initiative?"

Me: "I wanted to take the initiative yesterday, but I couldn't get up because of someone's malicious trouble, so I withered today."

Fang Xiao has no sincerity: "Oh, you don't even know. I used to chase you and kill you every day to get your attention. I accidentally got used to killing you. Now when I see you, I want to stab you twice."

Me: "??? Shut up, I won't take the blame."

Fang Xiao: "So heartless QAQ..."

I got goosebumps from his Q: "Okay, shut up...how did you manage to switch between being cute and cool?"

Fang Xiao: "Oh, you can switch seamlessly when facing you."

I:"……"

Fang Xiao: "Go back to the server and change your personality, let's get married."

Me: "You changed?"

Fang Xiao: "No, you change."

Me: "Why did you mention this all of a sudden?"

Fang Xiao: "It's nothing, I just want to make a proof."

I was silent for a while, and still manipulated the character to hug him: "Well, wait until I return from the server."

Wu Xian hugged me back: "Okay, let's play the game, you should go to sleep."

Me: "...Didn't you always drag me around in the game, have you changed your sex today? Oh, I see, which young lady is waiting for a tryst with you?"

Fang Xiao: "What are you talking about? Can you be a little more self-conscious about being a human being? It's time to cover the bed and make a phone call."

Me: "...When you said that, I almost thought that I was forced to live in a different place at school."

Fang Xiao: "Isn't this a different place?"

Me: "Okay, I can see you in more than two hours, maybe I can see you in a short time in the future, so it's called a different place? Then what is it called a different place?"

Fang Xiao smiled inscrutably: "When the distance is -18."

I:"……"

Every day being so pornographic, I really feel that I am going to die.