Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

After a few days of stalking, Zhou Wen, who was forced to fool the little Zhengtai, finally noticed some signs.Yang Wenguang is drilled by twelve female elders in turn every day. The serious education method of emphasizing martial arts and despising literature makes him exhausted like a dead dog.However, under such circumstances, he still sneaks in from his busy schedule, preferring to reduce his sleep time, and read a book secretly.

The first time he saw this scene, Zhou Wen immediately thought of the young Jia Rui who had been hit by puberty. Because he was so depressed, he read a little pornographic book in his hands in the middle of the night, and almost caused a fire.The problem is that Xiao Wenguang is still a kid, and he hasn't even grown up with the hardware facilities. Can he understand the fun of reading pornographic books?What if the seedlings are encouraged to grow and go astray?

Suddenly, Zhou Wen patted himself on the head to stop his endless thoughts.He was really bewildered, did he miss the child so badly?If there is no evidence, he will define it blindly.

In order to know more about Xiao Wenguang's spare time life, Zhou Wen and Wukong pierced the paper on the window, went up the beam, lifted the roof, and used sneaky methods without seeing the true appearance of the book.After all, Yang Wenguang was raised by twelve female generals who had nothing to do, and his anti-reconnaissance ability is very strong at a young age, and he never relaxes in his room.

Since the old lady's birthday is coming soon, Yang Zongbao can't come back. In order to make up for the old lady's missing grandson, everyone plans to make it more lively. Everyone is very busy. As a "daughter-in-law", Sun Wukong can't be lazy However, Zhou Wen can also use the excuse of taking care of Xiao Wenguang to avoid those cumbersome affairs.

Zhou Wen thought for a while, since it's not good to be dark, let's make it bright.So he ran outside Xiao Wenguang's room alone, pretending to be careless, forgot to knock on the door, and broke in directly.But obviously, Xiao Wenguang's movements were faster than him. When Zhou Wen entered the room, he had already packed everything, and he was still holding a specially-made Yang family gun in his hand. He looked energetic and could go far away at any time. The appearance of marching.

"Mother, I'm ready, let's go now." Yang Wenguang said, maybe Zhou Wen knew that he had a ghost in his heart, and felt that he was a little eager to speak.Sure enough, children from ancient times to the present are the same. In terms of avoiding their parents, their mobility is comparable to that of agents.Some children watch TV while their parents are not at home, and their ears are sensitive enough to distinguish their footsteps. Before the parents open the door, they turn off the TV, put it back in the remote control exactly, and remember to cool the back of the TV.There is only one word to describe it, cow!

"I didn't come to you for training. It's the old lady's birthday soon. You can take this opportunity to take a break." The machine is still under maintenance. Xiao Wenguang is only at the age of elementary school, but he still had a happy childhood more important.

"Really?" Yang Wenguang asked back in surprise and disbelief, and blushed, feeling that it was bad for him to have such a pleasure-seeking thought, so he refused, "Mother, forget it, grandma and the others said that kung fu Can't let it go for a day."

Zhou Wen took Yang Wenguang's hand, and the two sat down hand in hand, stroking his head tenderly.What a good child, so self-conscious at a young age.Zhou Wenfang softened his voice, and the unique sweet voice of a woman made him get used to it for a while: "Wenguang, it's okay, rest is for better progress. It's okay to take a break once in a while, mother will support whatever you want to do You." After accepting this woman's body, it's okay to call yourself a mother.

Mu Guiying is the head of the young village in the cottage, who can directly snatch her husband back and become the master of the village's husband. She is also carefree on weekdays, and has never been so gentle.He pouted, and took out a chamber pot from under the bed. There was a book in it. He took it out and handed it to Zhou Wen.

Zhou Wen unconsciously took two steps back. He refused the things he took out of the toilet.

"Mother, the chamber pot is clean, I have never used it." Yang Wenguang seemed to understand something, and quickly explained, "If you don't believe me, you can smell it, it doesn't smell bad at all."

Zhou Wen heaved a sigh of relief, so he pretended that the chamber pot was a vase. Zhou Wen said with his eyes: "Xiao Mian, you are quite good at hiding." It is estimated that every time Xiao Wenguang heard movement outside the door, Xiao Wenguang would immediately put the book on it. Throw it in the chamber pot, what about the chamber pot, kick it under the bed, perfect!Anyway, no one said it, the women in the family would never take out the chamber pot.

Zhou Wen took the book and flipped through it casually.Of course, it is definitely not a serious classic, nor is it the little yellow book that Zhou Wen guessed at the beginning, but a storyteller's book, all related to the Three Kingdoms.Zhou Wen said directly: "I will take you to Wadangli to listen to books tonight." He can still be satisfied with this little pleasure.

"Mother, mother, you are so kind." Now Yang Wenguang was so excited, he threw himself into Zhou Wen's arms and hugged him, acting more coquettishly than Little Wukong.Especially Zhou Wen didn't ask him where he got the script, he didn't have to sell his friend.

Zhou Wen thought to himself, Oops, I accidentally remembered Wukong again.

At this time, the tiles in the capital had already formed a large scale. Even at night, there was still a lot of traffic and bright lights.Zhou Wen simply changed into a man's attire, and felt that he was more confident just by changing his clothes.

"Mother, you look so good-looking." Yang Wenguang praised sincerely.

Zhou Wen pinched the other party's little nose: "This is romantic and suave. Also, remember to call me dad when you go out, so you can't expose it."

"By the way, letting others know is bad for Tianbo Mansion's reputation." Yang Wenguang nodded. Although he was young, he also knew that some people in the imperial court disliked Tianbo Mansion, and even spoke ill of their family in front of officials.

Zhou Wen didn't expect that, he just wanted to enjoy the joy of being a man.Since he wanted to play, he played wildly. Zhou Wen pulled Yang Wenguang, fearing that he would be abducted, and ate from the beginning to the end of the night market, and then sat down at a table in Wadang with a large bag of snacks.When they came, the storyteller had already started talking.Because he didn't hear the beginning, Zhou Wen couldn't get into the situation anyway, so he just looked around at the guests' expressions.

On the contrary, Xiao Wenguang listened to the storyteller with his eyes fixed on him, and he refused to let the other person sneezes, his eyes were always shining.A table of snacks all went into Zhou Wen's stomach alone, and he didn't even remember to eat.And if you drink something and want to go to the toilet, it will be delayed.

The other party is so obsessed, Zhou Wen understands that this kid really likes to listen to people's stories. He didn't have the opportunity to come to Wadang before, so he secretly borrowed the storyteller's book to read.On the way home, the little one kept chattering, talking about the legends of the characters in the book, gesticulating with his hands and feet, and it was the first time Zhou Wen saw him so excited, unlike before, he kept pretending to be a little adult, and the child was under too much pressure up.

Back in their father's and father's yard, the two bumped into Monkey King who had been waiting for a long time. In the middle of the night, a black figure sat there without a light, which made people jump.

"Where did you go, you came back so late?" Sun Wukong said full of resentment, the baby was not happy that the master didn't take him with him when he went out to have fun.Especially when he is wearing the shell of Princess Cheshire, he wants to enter the palace and go to the palace to chat and exchange feelings, his face is almost frozen with laughter, women are really scary, just the red material, they can be divided into pomegranate red and magenta , There are more than a dozen kinds of big red, it's a joy to chat.For Wukong's aesthetics, it's just the same color.

After a hard day outside, I couldn’t see Master when I got home, so I was unhappy; the master took the little kid to eat delicious food, and didn’t call him, so I was unhappy; the two talked and laughed, and didn’t notice his existence at all, and even more so unhappy.Now Sun Wukong is like a resentful woman in a boudoir, and Yang Wenguang was taken aback, thinking that he had offended his grandmother, so he quickly bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "Grandmother, it's my grandson who loves to play, and begged my mother to take her grandson to play in Wadangli, and I haven't noticed yet." time, please punish grandma."

This kid is quite loyal, and he would rather receive all the punishments himself than drag Zhou Wen down.Zhou Wen hurriedly said: "It's all my own idea, and it has nothing to do with Wenguang. This kid is very good."

Hearing this, Wukong became even more depressed: "Will I be willing to punish you?"

That's right, the one brought by Xiao Wenguang really thought that he was a child who violated the parents' access control time, and he really lost his head.Zhou Wen scratched the back of his head and smirked.He walked up behind Monkey King: "Oh, you worked hard today, I'll give you a shoulder squeeze." Zhou Wen squeezed it down, making Monkey King shrank his neck sensitively, laughed and screamed.

Xiao Wenguang received Zhou Wen's gaze, glanced at the strange mother and grandmother, and withdrew directly.

Sun Wukong pretended to be deep for only three seconds, but Zhou Wen's shoulder-squeezing Dafa made him fail. He couldn't hide and couldn't hide, so he could only hug Zhou Wen directly and lock the opponent's arm at the same time.

"Master knows how to bully me." Sun Wukong pouted and acted coquettishly, even though he was nearly a hundred years old, his skill in acting coquettishly only increased.But he was not unhappy, he had a feeling that the master treated him no longer simply as a teacher to a disciple, but more like a friend, more equal and more casual.He inexplicably felt very happy, happier than eating a peach from a tree of rotten peaches.

"How old are you, and you still act like a baby with the master, if your senior brothers are here, they will definitely laugh at you." Zhou Wenhu plucked Wukong's hair, and especially missed his monkey head.

"No way, it's too late for them to envy me." Sun Wukong was full of pride showing off, apart from him, even the little cat demon junior sister dared not act coquettishly with the master.

It was time for the master and apprentice to be affectionate again. As a result, when Zhou Wen had to take Yang Wenguang to listen to the book on the second night, there was an extra Monkey King disguised as a man, but Xiao Wenguang was very scared.