Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

After confirming that Jieyin could take care of herself, Hongyun returned to Zhen Yuanzi's side, but when she looked around, she saw Kunpeng's grim expression: "What's wrong with him?"

Zhen Yuanzi replied calmly: "It should be a hidden wound." It was as if the person who just shot was not him.Hong Yun naturally wouldn't doubt his friend's words, just as he was about to say something, everyone felt a vast and vast aura.

Everyone sat upright, like chicks waiting to be fed, with their heads held high, looking up at Hongjun, the first saint in the world who slowly walked in from the apse.Hongjun glanced at Zhou Wen who was sitting in the first row. If Zhou Wen still retained the memory of the world tree before Pangu created the world, he would find that Hongjun was the first of the three thousand gods and demons to take human form.

Zhou Wen, who didn't know why, felt that the master seemed to be kind to him, and it was convenient to ask any questions after class.Zhou Wen quickly stood up, and bowed to Hongjun. Things like etiquette have not been spread in the prehistoric era.But in order not to make mistakes, everyone followed Zhou Wen.

Hongjun returned a salute, didn't say much, and directly conjured up a futon and sat down cross-legged, which caused Zhou Wen to be very close to him.Hongjun began to talk about the great way of heaven and earth, there is no break between classes, no time to eat and sleep, let alone winter and summer vacations, and he directly talked about 3000 years.Of course, all the attendees felt that they hadn't come in vain.

Hongjun finally said: "I will preach three times, and you guys go back to rest, and come back here in a hundred years." After he finished speaking, the two boys in charge of cleaning and entertaining in Zixiao Palace were in charge of seeing off the guests, and only Zhou Wenmo couldn't wait. If he is willing to leave, Jieyin will naturally follow him.

"Zhunti, what's the matter with you?" Hongjun said in a cold tone.

Fortunately, after 3000 years of communication, Zhou Wen already knew his indifferent temperament, so he didn't care at all. He directly took out his class notes and said, "Master, I still have a few questions that I don't understand. Please ask Master for advice."

"I just told you the great way once." Hongjun never thought that he would be responsible for after-school tutoring.

Zhou Wen misunderstood Hongjun's meaning, so he interjected: "A teacher for one day, a teacher for life, why don't I call you Mr., Master, Teacher?" Jieyin was worried about Brother, so he tugged on his sleeve and let him He stopped talking, and left as quickly as everyone else.It's a pity that Zhou Wen didn't take it seriously, but went ahead and said, "Why are you dragging me? By the way, brother, let's not go back and practice here directly, so as not to waste time on the road." That's right, Zhou Wen didn't want to be a day student. live in school!

It was the first time Jieyin found out that brother's face was thicker than him, why is his face so big, and he still wanted to stay in Zixiao Palace.

Hongjun's eyelids finally lifted a bit, and Zhou Wen's shadow was projected in the originally empty eyes, which gradually turned into the appearance of a world tree.Hongjun raised the corners of his mouth, and said to himself: "As expected of the cornerstone of this world, it is able to subconsciously explore the future."

Hongjun didn't know that if it wasn't for Zhou Wen's contribution, the group of people who came this time would probably be either naked or wrapped in leaves to hide their shame.People with strong spells may be able to pinch their fingers to calculate the fate of a certain person or even a certain dynasty, but they cannot see through the transfer of fate in the world and the appearance of the world after thousands of years. Only those who are in harmony with the way of heaven can do this. Hongjun and Zhou Wen who are the cornerstone of the world.It's just that Zhou Wen hasn't noticed it yet, and he just uses things that will appear in the future naturally.

In a dream of 3000 years, Zhou Wen was very tired after waking up. He supported the bed board with one hand and got up, but because of his improper force, the solid wooden bed collapsed and split in two.Zhou Wen crawled out of the ruins in embarrassment, looking at his hands in disbelief, what happened to him?

Because Mu Guiying and Princess Chai are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, they live very close together, which makes it easier for Zhou Wen, who came later.He stumbled into Wukong's house, and shouted happily in a low voice, "Wukong, my mana has been restored!" Zhou Wen held a flower that was about to wither, but in an instant, the petals with yellow spots stood upright again , extraordinarily delicate.

But Wukong, who had his back turned to him, didn't react at all, he didn't know what to dawdle at the dressing table.Zhou Wen was a little disappointed, stepped forward two steps, and grabbed Monkey King's shoulder.

Monkey King turned his head, Zhou Wen covered his eyes and stepped back a few meters: "What the hell are you doing!" I saw that Wukong's face was painted like a monkey's butt, his eyebrows were as thick as a crayon Shin-chan, he had a bloody mouth, and his crooked hair was stuck on his head. There are many picks, hairpins, hairpins, etc., directly challenging the limit of human aesthetics.Such a good face, how spoiled it is!Zhou Wen felt that because of his excitement, he looked [-] times better than Wukong even without washing and changing clothes.

Looking at the dowry box, there is a mess of rouge and powder.Wukong blinked his eyes and said innocently: "I'm dressing up."

Zhou Wencai didn't bother to listen to his explanation, so he directly heated the cold water in the basin with his magic power, covered Wukong's face with a handkerchief, and rubbed vigorously.

"Master, it hurts~" Wukong hummed softly.

It's just that the tone and words were too ambiguous, making Zhou Wen's cheeks flushed, he paused, and then replied in a vicious voice: "Hold it!" The words were very ruthless, but Zhou Wen's attack was still a lot lighter.After repeated washing and rinsing in this way several times, the face that Wukong used temporarily was finally clear and refreshed.Remove all hair accessories and untangle any knots along the way.In the end, looking at my own results is really full of sense of accomplishment.

"Master, the belt is not fastened!" Sun Wukong pointed to Zhou Wen's chest. Although Mu Guiying's figure was average and her chest didn't rise and fall much, Zhou Wen's neckline was open so carelessly that the red bellyband inside was exposed.

Before Zhou Wen could react, he followed Wukong's fingers and looked down. His white collarbone and red underclothes were particularly distinct.Zhou Wen screamed "ah", pushed Wukong away, and covered his chest.Wait, he and Wukong are both old men, why are they afraid of showing their shoulders?In the bathhouse, everyone is naked, and no one is shy.Zhou Wen put down his arms stiffly, pretending to be calm and said: "There are no outsiders around, what are you afraid of?" Then he quietly buttoned his clothes.

Monkey King nodded and agreed very much: "That's right, it's just a skin."

In order to divert Sun Wukong's attention, Zhou Wen asked, "Why do you make yourself look like a ghost?"

"Since I have become a woman, I have to pretend to be decent, but I really don't know anything about women." Sun Wukong's expression was a little sad. The Great Sage has always been full of confidence, and now he has to admit that there are times when he can't do it. , It's really difficult, but he won't give up easily, if not, just practice more.

"You accepted it quite quickly." Zhou Wen sighed silently, and with a touch of his finger, Wukong's hair, makeup, and clothes were all done, and the spell was so easy to use.

"The outside is just a piece of skin. I'm still me, and it will never change." Sun Wukong raised his orchid fingers happily, his petite appearance is very delicate, and his mental state is particularly good, "Master, if you persist, it won't take ten years." In a few years, we will be able to leave." For a cultivator, more than ten years in the mortal world is just a flick of a finger, and it doesn't feel like a long time.

Sun Wukong's words awakened Zhou Wen. He could accept the skin of a rootless man and the skin of an old man, but he couldn't accept the shell of a woman.In fact, when he was a baby, he didn't have any gender awareness. It was nothing more than the environment and society he grew up instilled into his consciousness little by little.Zhou Wen laughed, he was really stunned, and he had to rely on his apprentice to wake him up.

After thinking about the relationship between appearance and interior for a while, Zhou Wen hurriedly stopped, so as not to overdo it all at once, and even lose his own gender. The elders, Zhou Wen still thinks it’s better to be a man, at least when the weather is hot, you don’t need to cover yourself in the morning , had to endure the bloodshed once a month.Thinking of this, Zhou Wen, who gradually calmed down, became nervous again. He won't come to the aunt, right? !Please do not!No, he must quickly find a way to leave this broken world.

Zhou Wen held Wukong's hand tightly, and said, "Wukong, let's think of a way together to see how to meet the customs clearance conditions, leave here and go home."

"I'm homesick, and I don't know if my seniors have been bullied." Sun Wukong was aroused by Zhou Wen to feel homesick. In Wukong's eyes, the three-star cave on the oblique moon is his home.However, subjective consciousness has no way to directly change the external conditions. Even though Zhou Wen has traveled through several worlds, he has not yet figured out the rules. He believes that there must be a mastermind behind everything he experienced, but this person Who it was, he still has no idea.

Zhou Wen, who had re-established his goal, according to the previous routine, the target person was the children around him. Since there was only one Yang Wenguang in Tianbo Mansion, he was promoted to Zhou Wen's key object logically.

Zhou Wen and Sun Wukong packed themselves up and ran outside Yang Wenguang's room. Without going in, they poked a hole in the window paper outside the door to observe Xiao Wenguang in the room.Yang Wenguang took care of himself and his room in an orderly manner. Although there were many women in Tianbo Mansion, he didn't spoil the only junior at all. Instead, he placed high hopes on him, taught him more strictly, and tidied the mattress room by himself.

Zhou Wen still had an impression of the story of the generals of the Yang family. He remembered that from the first generation of Yang Linggong to the fourth generation of Yang Wenguang, the Yang family had never had any bad bamboo shoots, and each of them served the country loyally and thoughtfully.He doesn't even know why he exists?Just like Xu Shilin, a talented boy, he is also easy to get into the horns and needs good guidance from teachers and parents, otherwise he is a high IQ and anti-social.I just don't know what Xiao Wenguang needs.