Will you still love me if I'm constipated
Chapter 5 Eating in the Bowl and Watching the Pot
Without Ji Ling, he is nothing...
He had to do something to save it.
He Yue took out his spare phone, opened Weibo, and posted a sentence: The performance has begun.
In less than 1 minute, the following messages are all:
【? ? ? 】
【What to perform? ? ? 】
[Husband wants to broadcast live? ? ? 】
[Husband wants to act? ? 】
[Son, pay more attention to rest! 】
He Yue took out the guitar hidden in the room, opened the commonly used live broadcast software, pointed the camera at his upper body, adjusted the angle, and the live broadcast started.
As soon as the netizens entered the live broadcast, they saw He Yue's 360-degree handsome face with no dead ends. He Yue's face was very recognizable, and the corners of his eyes drooped slightly. glow.
He was wearing ordinary home clothes. I don't know whether it was on purpose or what. He deliberately chose a T-shirt with a large neckline, revealing his delicate collarbone. Seductive and youthful.
One piece in the barrage:
【Son, put your clothes on for mom! 】
【Son, put your clothes on for mom! +1】
【………+10086】
Occasionally discordant voices such as "Can you go down a little more" were quickly brushed up by the barrage.
You must not allow your son/husband/boyfriend to be mentally polluted a little bit.
The effect He Yue imagined was achieved. He held the guitar in his hand, pretended to be very shy, and smiled embarrassedly: "The room is too hot, and the air conditioner is broken. I can't help it. I haven't talked to you for a long time. Everyone has interacted, and today I am compensating everyone, and it is also a fan benefit for Weibo's 2000 million followers."
He cleared his throat and said, "I'm self-taught on guitar, and I'm also very good at singing. If you guys are professional, don't laugh at me."
He Yue is humble. He was discovered by scouts in the subway station store. He is a natural singer, but...he has given up singing for about a year and a half. Today, he suddenly sang, maybe he couldn't find the key and was a little nervous.
He Yue is unsmiling in TV dramas and interviews, and he has never accepted any variety show since his debut. This is also his first live broadcast.
Fans, who would have thought that he is so soft and cute in private, speaking softly, like a newborn puppy stretching out its paws to you when you are not paying attention, but then retracting quickly and cautiously probing, Serious and cute.
So cute that a group of passers-by quickly turned into fans, and a group of girlfriend fans turned into mother fans.
The barrage was full of praise for him.
He Yue said: "Today, I will sing "Love You Slowly" and give it to the fans who have always supported and loved me."
As he spoke, he plucked a sound with his fingers at random, and his eyes drifted off the screen, as if he was thinking about something, but there was a smile that couldn't be hidden in his eyes: "I also gave me a friend outside the circle, thank him for always treating me encouragement and assistance."
The song "Slowly Like You" unfolded quietly, but the focus of the fans is not on this at all, but on...
【I am sour. 】
[Friends outside the circle?What friends outside the circle? 】
[What is this public confession? 】
[He Yue has a date? 】
[You are together? 】
[It turns out that I really don't deserve a name for the movie of the three of them. 】
[Why do good-looking boys have women? 】
[He Yue has a girlfriend? 】
[The gift to us is just incidental, the real gift is actually that friend outside the circle. 】
[I'm heartbroken. 】
[I am autistic. 】
[Sexy lemon sours people online. 】
[I'm dry. 】
After a song, #何越圈外世界# has already become a trending search.
He Yue put down his guitar and began to answer the fans' questions in the barrage.
"It's not an object, it's just a simple good friend."
"Why is there light in my good friend's eyes when he mentioned him just now? Haha... What is light? It's the reflection of the light."
"Why did my good friend send this song? Because I can only sing this song."
"Do not believe?"
He Yue smiled, and he didn't believe this: "I can't help it if I don't believe it... I haven't sung for a long time, and I don't have time to practice singing when I usually act, so please be considerate of me if I don't sing well?"
The bullet screen is full of:
【good husband. 】
[It sounds so comfortable. 】
[Love you slowly, love you so much! 】
[My husband sings the best! 】
He Yue said:
"I'm going to give this song to my friend as a birthday present."
"Of course it can't be just songs, there are other things."
"I didn't tell him about this live broadcast. If he accidentally saw it, it would be...an early birthday present."
He Yue chatted with everyone for another half an hour before turning off the live broadcast.
As soon as the live broadcast ended, his assistant called.
"He Yue, you are so coquettish."
He Yue said: "...I know."
The assistant said: "What are you doing? Are you disgusted that you don't live long enough? How can you die here? Do you know that the screenshots of your live broadcast are going to be spread like crazy? This made Mr. Ji see But what should I do? Can't you discuss it with me during the live broadcast?"
The assistant crackled and tweeted a lot, and He Yue said, "You don't understand."
"I don't understand what a fart. Don't you just want to confess to Mr. Ji? If you want to hold Mr. Ji by this means, you might as well raise your stomach quickly."
He Yue said: "It feels like eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot."
"Are you saying you are in a bowl?"
"No, I'm in the pot."
The assistant said: "Mr. Ji's family has money, he can change a lot of pots."
He Yue said: "I can let him have only one pot at home... no bowl."
The assistant sighed, and said: "He Yue, I advise you to get rid of this idea as soon as possible. Mr. Ji used to be surrounded by people with this kind of thinking. After meeting you, how can there be any left? Don't be complacent, this is not He said that he put his heart on you, because others are not as good as you. Now that you are honest and have accumulated some fame in the circle, he will not do anything to you if you are equal."
He Yue said, "Do you know why I have such an idea?"
The assistant asked, "Why?"
He Yue confessed: "Today, Ji Ling heard that I had a stomachache."
To put it bluntly, it is farting.
assistant:"……"
He Yue said, "I still smell it."
Assistant... The assistant hung up the phone.
The author has something to say: Thank you actor Jiang Xuanqi Xinghaha for the mines and grenades!There are a bunch of people in the comment area hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I don’t know what to reply, I am entangled, I want to reply to you differently next time.This chapter is not sand sculpture, nor abuse, just lewd.This article originated from a brain hole of mine. I am very happy that everyone can have fun together, but I don’t know if I can write it long... If it is not long, just wait for my next brain hole.
He had to do something to save it.
He Yue took out his spare phone, opened Weibo, and posted a sentence: The performance has begun.
In less than 1 minute, the following messages are all:
【? ? ? 】
【What to perform? ? ? 】
[Husband wants to broadcast live? ? ? 】
[Husband wants to act? ? 】
[Son, pay more attention to rest! 】
He Yue took out the guitar hidden in the room, opened the commonly used live broadcast software, pointed the camera at his upper body, adjusted the angle, and the live broadcast started.
As soon as the netizens entered the live broadcast, they saw He Yue's 360-degree handsome face with no dead ends. He Yue's face was very recognizable, and the corners of his eyes drooped slightly. glow.
He was wearing ordinary home clothes. I don't know whether it was on purpose or what. He deliberately chose a T-shirt with a large neckline, revealing his delicate collarbone. Seductive and youthful.
One piece in the barrage:
【Son, put your clothes on for mom! 】
【Son, put your clothes on for mom! +1】
【………+10086】
Occasionally discordant voices such as "Can you go down a little more" were quickly brushed up by the barrage.
You must not allow your son/husband/boyfriend to be mentally polluted a little bit.
The effect He Yue imagined was achieved. He held the guitar in his hand, pretended to be very shy, and smiled embarrassedly: "The room is too hot, and the air conditioner is broken. I can't help it. I haven't talked to you for a long time. Everyone has interacted, and today I am compensating everyone, and it is also a fan benefit for Weibo's 2000 million followers."
He cleared his throat and said, "I'm self-taught on guitar, and I'm also very good at singing. If you guys are professional, don't laugh at me."
He Yue is humble. He was discovered by scouts in the subway station store. He is a natural singer, but...he has given up singing for about a year and a half. Today, he suddenly sang, maybe he couldn't find the key and was a little nervous.
He Yue is unsmiling in TV dramas and interviews, and he has never accepted any variety show since his debut. This is also his first live broadcast.
Fans, who would have thought that he is so soft and cute in private, speaking softly, like a newborn puppy stretching out its paws to you when you are not paying attention, but then retracting quickly and cautiously probing, Serious and cute.
So cute that a group of passers-by quickly turned into fans, and a group of girlfriend fans turned into mother fans.
The barrage was full of praise for him.
He Yue said: "Today, I will sing "Love You Slowly" and give it to the fans who have always supported and loved me."
As he spoke, he plucked a sound with his fingers at random, and his eyes drifted off the screen, as if he was thinking about something, but there was a smile that couldn't be hidden in his eyes: "I also gave me a friend outside the circle, thank him for always treating me encouragement and assistance."
The song "Slowly Like You" unfolded quietly, but the focus of the fans is not on this at all, but on...
【I am sour. 】
[Friends outside the circle?What friends outside the circle? 】
[What is this public confession? 】
[He Yue has a date? 】
[You are together? 】
[It turns out that I really don't deserve a name for the movie of the three of them. 】
[Why do good-looking boys have women? 】
[He Yue has a girlfriend? 】
[The gift to us is just incidental, the real gift is actually that friend outside the circle. 】
[I'm heartbroken. 】
[I am autistic. 】
[Sexy lemon sours people online. 】
[I'm dry. 】
After a song, #何越圈外世界# has already become a trending search.
He Yue put down his guitar and began to answer the fans' questions in the barrage.
"It's not an object, it's just a simple good friend."
"Why is there light in my good friend's eyes when he mentioned him just now? Haha... What is light? It's the reflection of the light."
"Why did my good friend send this song? Because I can only sing this song."
"Do not believe?"
He Yue smiled, and he didn't believe this: "I can't help it if I don't believe it... I haven't sung for a long time, and I don't have time to practice singing when I usually act, so please be considerate of me if I don't sing well?"
The bullet screen is full of:
【good husband. 】
[It sounds so comfortable. 】
[Love you slowly, love you so much! 】
[My husband sings the best! 】
He Yue said:
"I'm going to give this song to my friend as a birthday present."
"Of course it can't be just songs, there are other things."
"I didn't tell him about this live broadcast. If he accidentally saw it, it would be...an early birthday present."
He Yue chatted with everyone for another half an hour before turning off the live broadcast.
As soon as the live broadcast ended, his assistant called.
"He Yue, you are so coquettish."
He Yue said: "...I know."
The assistant said: "What are you doing? Are you disgusted that you don't live long enough? How can you die here? Do you know that the screenshots of your live broadcast are going to be spread like crazy? This made Mr. Ji see But what should I do? Can't you discuss it with me during the live broadcast?"
The assistant crackled and tweeted a lot, and He Yue said, "You don't understand."
"I don't understand what a fart. Don't you just want to confess to Mr. Ji? If you want to hold Mr. Ji by this means, you might as well raise your stomach quickly."
He Yue said: "It feels like eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot."
"Are you saying you are in a bowl?"
"No, I'm in the pot."
The assistant said: "Mr. Ji's family has money, he can change a lot of pots."
He Yue said: "I can let him have only one pot at home... no bowl."
The assistant sighed, and said: "He Yue, I advise you to get rid of this idea as soon as possible. Mr. Ji used to be surrounded by people with this kind of thinking. After meeting you, how can there be any left? Don't be complacent, this is not He said that he put his heart on you, because others are not as good as you. Now that you are honest and have accumulated some fame in the circle, he will not do anything to you if you are equal."
He Yue said, "Do you know why I have such an idea?"
The assistant asked, "Why?"
He Yue confessed: "Today, Ji Ling heard that I had a stomachache."
To put it bluntly, it is farting.
assistant:"……"
He Yue said, "I still smell it."
Assistant... The assistant hung up the phone.
The author has something to say: Thank you actor Jiang Xuanqi Xinghaha for the mines and grenades!There are a bunch of people in the comment area hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I don’t know what to reply, I am entangled, I want to reply to you differently next time.This chapter is not sand sculpture, nor abuse, just lewd.This article originated from a brain hole of mine. I am very happy that everyone can have fun together, but I don’t know if I can write it long... If it is not long, just wait for my next brain hole.
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