Will you still love me if I'm constipated

Ji Ling and He Yue fell silent at the same time.

The air was quiet for a moment.

After a long time, Ji Ling was probably tired, put on the half-dressed clothes, and said slowly: "I'll ask the family doctor to prescribe some medicine for you."

He Yue huddled into a ball on the bed, hugging his knees in a self-imposed manner, his face pale.

It’s over.

It's all over.

When Ji Ling was about to walk out of the room, He Yue jumped out of the bed and quickly grabbed him, biting his lower lip tightly with his upper teeth, Ji Ling could understand the anticipation in his eyes and the hesitation on his mouth.

Ji Ling patted his hand, pushed He Yue's hand off his wrist, and said, "You..."

"puff."

It was interrupted by He Yue's fart.

"Puff puff……"

Its companions, unwilling to be lonely, came out one after another to greet the air.

He Yue's face immediately turned red like a monkey's butt, he quickly pulled the door, pushed Ji Ling out, and closed the door with a "bang".

Ji Ling: "..."

He Yue leaned back against the door, still having an irresistible prehistoric force in his stomach, he said desperately, "I'm sorry."

Ji Ling...

Ji Ling understands.

Ji Ling sighed and said, "I'll go first, you heal your stomach."

After finishing speaking, recalling the feeling just now, Ji Ling shivered.

The door was opened and Ji Ling left.

This trip may never come back.

He Yue slid down slowly with his back against the door, covering his face with his hands in pain.

What an actor.

what future.

What love.

All fucking worthless in front of constipation.

Ji Ling was not satisfied.

Ji Ling heard him fart.

Ji Ling even sniffed his fart.

Does this count as sharing weal and woe with life and death?

What a shit!

He Yue, sober up!

He Yue's brain shut down for a long time before he opened the door and went out. The room smelled a bit strong, so he had to use an air freshener to remove the smell.

He Yue called his assistant and asked him to buy some freshener.

The assistant didn't know that Ji Ling was coming, and he just thought that He Yue was simply polluting the environment.

"Are you okay?" the assistant asked.

He Yue said, "What do you say?"

The assistant was silent: "..."

He Yue hung up the phone, sat stiffly on the sofa for a while, waited for a long time for the assistant to come, and walked into the bathroom silently.

After he came out of the bathroom, there were two unknown men in the room.

He Yue was taken aback, and a man in a white coat first reacted and reached out to greet him: "Hi, Mr. He. My name is Han Feng, and you can call me Dr. Han. I was sent by Mr. Ji to see you."

He Yue: "..."

The other person held a bottle of air freshener in a package in his hand, and said, "Hello, Mr. He, my name is Gao Xing, and I am your new life assistant."

He Yue asked, "Where is my original assistant?"

Gao Xing said: "I am responsible for Mr. He's diet and daily life, and Mr. Cai is responsible for your work, Mr. He. The two of us will not interfere with each other, so we can take better care of Mr. He."

He Yue said, "Is this what Ji Ling meant?"

The two nodded at the same time.

He Yue said again: "He gave you the key?"

Gao Xing said: "Mr. He, you are such a noble person who forgets things too much. Don't you remember that there is a spare key buried in the flower bed at your gate?"

He Yue thought, it's not that he doesn't remember, but he doesn't know at all, no wonder Ji Ling can come in without anyone noticing, he didn't find the key from him, it seems that he has been hiding the key.

He Yue said: "Dr. Han, aren't you here to see a doctor? Please sit down."

An hour later, He Yue sent Dr. Han away, and said happily, "Mr. He, let me pour you a glass of water."

He Yue raised his hand to stop him, and said, "No, it's getting late, you go back first."

Gao Xing quickly said: "My house is not far from here. It takes only 10 minutes to drive there. Mr. Ji asked me to spend more time with you. He is afraid that you will be overwhelmed."

He Yue: "..."

Not only is he unable to think about it, he is simply closed to himself every minute.

He Yue said, "Did Ji Ling say anything else?"

"Mr. Ji said... He said he would come to see you after you recovered from your illness."

He Yue thought to himself, sure enough.

It’s over.

This "good" deadline may be forever.

He Yue's lips moved, and he wanted to ask one more question, do you know where he is at night... After thinking about it, Ji Ling can live anywhere and sleep, and he doesn't need to worry at all.

He thought of seeing the lipstick marks on Ji Ling's shirt today, as if his chest was blocked by a boulder, and suddenly felt uncomfortable, covering his mouth and rushing to the bathroom.

Gao Xing hurriedly followed, and as soon as he opened the bathroom door, he heard He Yue retching, and walked over to give him a pat on the back. Fortunately, He Yue didn't eat anything until now, and only a little water was spit out.

Happy to wait for He Yue to finish vomiting, wipe his mouth, and said worriedly: "This is vomiting and diarrhea, it must be poisoned."

He Yue gave him a white look, saw Gao Xing holding his arm, pulled it out calmly, stood up straight, and said, "You think too much."

He is just simply uncomfortable, and he will vomit if he is so uncomfortable.

After a while, he was sure that He Yue was fine, and left when he was happy.

He Yue finally sent the man away, and then he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called Ji Ling.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

"Hello, the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered, please try again later. Sorry, your..."

He Yue didn't give up and continued to fight.

"Dudu, hello..."

After four or five attempts, the sound of the phone finally changed.

"Hello, the person you dialed has switched off their phone."

He Yue sneered, stood up suddenly and smashed the phone.

I fuck you!

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