General, take it easy

I have to say that Huaxia's netizens are also very aggressive.

Lan Yunze coughed a few times, his cheeks flushed slightly, and he thought to himself, the folk customs of this world are so open.

"The perineum is... here, a man's vital point." Lan Yunze's cheeks were flushed, but he still took out the mannequin and pointed at it vaguely.

The plastic model, naked, with a blue and white towel around its waist, looks very funny.

"Hahaha, the anchor is too cute."

"66666, are you afraid that he will catch a cold?"

Lan Yunze coughed a few times when he was teased, and then said: "

"Raise your knees, bend your elbows, and strike hard. With your fingers, bend hard. It's better for women to have sharp nails."

After finishing speaking, Lan Yunze opened his five fingers into claws and attacked.

There was a click, and a small plastic object fell off.

There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and then the screen exploded. "

"Little J. J: Who am I? Where am I 23333."

"Brother Contractor looks dumbfounded, haha."

"Look at my long nails, look up to the sky and laugh, hahaha, the scumbag crushed your little bird."

The male viewers in the live broadcast room all felt that their little brothers were cool and thin.

At this time, there is a discordant, pop-up screen appears.

"The anchor is lying. If the woman is weak and can't achieve the effect you said, what should I do?"

Lan Yunze made a slight move, and took out a gripper, a lemon.

"One hundred times of grip strength per day, and finger strength can be achieved in three months."

After all, he stretched out three fingers, pinched the lemon, and squeezed the lemon slightly.

In an instant, the lemon burst and the juice splashed.

"Wow!!! The domineering side leaks."

"The anchor's hands are so white, slender and powerful, licking."

"Hmph, sophistry, if someone hijacks you from behind, these tricks are not useless."

Lan Yunze frowned slightly, this person is a VIP named Grandmaster.

The two speeches were full of gunpowder, which was obviously done on purpose.

But after all, they were strangers, so Lan Yunze didn't care.

Raise the plain white palm, hold the index finger of the right hand with the left hand, slightly backward.

"If you are held hostage, you can hold the opponent's fingers and fold them backwards. If you die hard, you will be able to get out of trouble, but remember that when you meet a thief, escape from trouble is the first priority, and then become a police officer. You must not fight against them."

The live broadcast room spoke one after another. The anchor was right, and at the critical moment, he had to find the police uncle.

Although talking about making trouble, of course it was everyone who watched it seriously and made gestures along with it.

After all, after what happened to the girl in front, she wanted to learn one or two tricks to defend herself.

The discordant barrage floated out again, this time it was colorful.

"Grandmaster: I am the 63rd generation descendant of Qishangquan. I have opened a martial arts gym in city h for ten years. I really can't understand it, you yellow-mouthed kid, you talk nonsense to deceive the public. My Chinese martial arts, it can be seen by you Little defilement."

The visitor was very arrogant and specially opened VIP.

The colorful fireworks exploded, and the entire live broadcast service area saw it.

Following the explosion of fireworks in Lan Yunze's mind, he silently counted, 1000 yuan, 2000 yuan, they are all money!

I suddenly thought of a vocabulary I just learned, the local tyrants and we are friends.

So with a smile all over his face, he said, "I don't know how to call this dear friend."

Lan Yunze is a military commander, in his heart, what to do if he is not convinced, fight him until he is convinced.

"Grandmaster: Tomorrow at ten o'clock, at the Qishangquan Martial Arts Hall in H City, let's compete against each other, do you dare?"

When Lan Yunze saw another 1000 yuan, the smile on his face became wider, showing dimples on his cheeks, and he said loudly: "Okay, I will start the live broadcast and let everyone be a witness for me. If I lose, I will close this live broadcast Now, bow your head and admit your mistake, but what if you lose?"

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