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"Qiuqiu, what is it?" The woman's clothes were revealing, Lan Yunze's cheeks were slightly red, he didn't dare to look at her, and turned sideways to avoid suspicion.

The girl covered her mouth and giggled, took out a fragrant tissue, wrote down a number, pushed it in front of Lan Yunze, and said, "Little brother, you are so handsome, this is his number."

"Nonsense, how can a man and a woman give and receive in private, the daughter's family still has to pay attention to the name." Lan Yunze frowned, with disapproval in his eyes, and said: "If the girl doesn't order food, please give way to others."

The girl's smile froze on her face, and when she saw the mocking eyes of the people around her, her face flushed, "Crazy!"

Faced with the fiery eyes of many women, Lan Yunze's face flushed red.

Holding the weird pen in my hand, I wrote vigorous and graceful handwriting on the notebook,

Finally, the work of ordering food was completed.

Lan Yunze quickly withdrew and ran towards the back kitchen,

With a refined smile on his face, he came to Liang Mo with the posture of an elegant son

"Lady, here are the food and money ordered by the guest."

puff!

Bang!

Lan Yunze's voice, with ups and downs, echoed in the noodle shop.

The noodle soup in someone's mouth sprayed into the air, and the noodle bowl in the hand of the waiter who served the food fell to the ground.

The rest of the people in the kitchen were in a mess, their jaws almost piercing the ground.

Who doesn't know!Although Liang Mo is beautiful, he has the character of Hades.

"Mother, uncle!!!" Liang Mo snatched the order and the money, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, and he gritted his teeth.

"Then... Zitong? Ma'am?" Ben asked with a serious face, following the principle that a man should tolerate a bad wife.

"Little brat, if you call me that again, your teeth will be broken!" Liang Mo's fists creaked.

"Ahem... I went to greet guests for my husband." Seeing Liang Mo's complexion, Lan Yunze coughed a few times, and left gracefully.

The whole kitchen burst into laughter.

Click!

The rolling pin, which was as thick as a wrist, snapped.

"It's funny?" Liang Mo smiled sinisterly, like the most beautiful flower in the underworld.

The laughter of the crowd stopped abruptly.

When Lan Yunze aired again, there were already more than a dozen viewers.

As soon as I came up, I received a colorful fireworks, worth 1000 live coins, with a full server announcement.

"Everyone come here quickly, the little brother is soft and cute and easy to overthrow, he is absolutely handsome, the style of painting is unique, you will regret it if you don't watch it!!!"

The colorful announcement stayed on the screen for five seconds.

For newcomers, the live broadcast room is a great publicity tool, but it is also very valuable.

Lan Yunze's expression was bewildered.

I saw a pop-up screen flying by quickly,

"Xiaoyu Feifei: Thanks to the host, I got off the night shift yesterday morning and was followed by a wretched man and dragged to the van. Fortunately, I learned a few tricks from my little brother yesterday in order to lose weight, so I had the opportunity to escape and meet kind people .When I got home, I found out after calling the police that it was a prisoner who had been at large for many years. If I hadn’t joined in the fun and learned two tricks, I would be afraid and trembling when I think about it now.jpg”

"The front is the anchor's entrustment, this is too fake, Tota Li Tianwang, despise and despise."

"Ah!!! A little fairy from the same city! My dad is a criminal/policeman from City A. He went out to the police in the middle of the night yesterday. It is said that he caught a rape/murderer who has been at large for many years. There were reports in the morning news."

"At the same time, City A saw the news that he raped/killed more than a dozen girls. I'm so scared that I dare not go out now."

Then one after another, several netizens came out to support them, telling about the terrible incidents they encountered.

And those tourists who were attracted by the colorful fireworks also joined in the discussion one after another, and everyone asked for the anchor to teach them some tricks.

"The following moves are suitable for both men and women. The two vital organs of the human body are the eyes and the perineum. They will lose the ability to resist under heavy blows."

After all, Lan Yunze's beautiful side kick, the smooth and powerful curve of his calf, contained powerful explosive power.

"Wow! I can play with this leg for a year."

"Crazy screen licking little brother with long legs."

"Baby who is not good at Chinese, ask silently, where is the perineum?"

"Haha, is the anchor going to teach us monkeys to steal peaches?"

"Stealing peaches, people don't understand, I really want to see it."

All of a sudden, the barrage was centered around Xiasanlu discussions, and the train was caught off guard.

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