discuss politics with stone
Chapter 2
Zhang Zheng couldn't believe how big the General's Mansion was. The soldiers led him from a street to the middle.Zhang Zheng looked around, and saw that the other half of the wall of the General's Mansion extended to the end of the street.Looking up, on a gold-edged plaque, three vigorous golden characters of "General's Mansion" are inlaid on it.In front of the gate stood two stone lions three times the size of Zhang Zheng, facing him with their teeth and claws open.Two luxuriant pine trees stand next to the two stone lions, like guards at the gate.
Seeing this, Zhang Zheng suddenly wanted to know something.
"Well, brother guard, can I ask a question?" Zhang Zheng showed a flattering look.
As a result, the guards ignored him and took him directly into the mansion.As soon as I entered the door, a faint, somewhat familiar fragrance of flowers came to my nostrils.It was the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus. Zhang Zheng was a little surprised. He didn't expect there to be sweet-scented osmanthus here.
It seems that Chen Shilei, the grandson of a turtle, still has a bit of taste?Zhang Zheng thought to himself.
After walking around for half an hour, Zhang Zheng was finally brought to his destination—a simple room.
The guard pushed him in with a blank expression, and then closed the door with a "snap".
"asshole."
Zhang Zheng clenched his fists, rushed to the door, and waved his fists fiercely.
Zhang Zheng turned around and looked around - a bed, a table and a cabinet that was equivalent to a wardrobe.
"This this--"
Zhang Zheng was speechless for a while.
After being stunned for a while, Zhang Zheng couldn't help but curse.
"Is this fucking place inhabited by people?"
"Is there anyone in there?"
A soft female voice came from outside the door.
"no!"
Somewhat frightened, there was no sound outside the door for a while.After a while, there was another knock on the door.
"Hey, is there anyone in there?"
"Say something quickly."
"That, that, the butler asked me to bring you a change of clothes."
"understood."
Zhang Zheng opened the door, and in front of him stood a trembling twelve or thirteen-year-old girl.
"Here, here you are." After the girl put the clothes in Zhang Zheng's hands, she turned her head and ran away.
"Is there anything so scary about me?"
Zhang Zheng touched his face in doubt.
Throwing the clothes on the table, Zhang Zheng lay down on the bed, wanting to rest for a while.Who knew that just as he lay down, the board of that bed broke.And he just stuck there on his ass.
"Can I be any more unlucky?!"
Zhang Zheng roared with grief and indignation.
He struggled to get up from the hole in the middle of the bed, rubbed his butt, and kicked the side of the bed a few times to vent his anger.
"It's all right now, I'm afraid I'm going to make a bed on the floor at night. But now, I have to fill my stomach first."
After all, how can a chicken leg fill you up.
Zhang Zheng changed into the rough linen clothes brought by the girl, and felt that the skin all over his body suddenly became itchy, and he was not used to it.
It seems that in addition to eating enough, we also need to solve the problem of dressing well.he thought.
There are many rooms in the General’s Mansion, and Zhang Zheng has already passed through several courtyard-like places. There are also some small gardens interspersed during the period. The paths on the ground are all covered with good marble and extend everywhere. Usually, go around in the general's mansion.However, fortunately, there is an osmanthus flower planted in the northeast corner of each courtyard, so that the entire General's Mansion is bathed in the faint fragrance of flowers, giving Zhang Zheng some rare comfort.
"Is Chen Shilei, the son of a bitch, really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? You don't know the truth about trees attracting wind, right?"
Zhang Zheng, who was still dizzy, finally chose to rest under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree leaning against a certain courtyard, and sighed.
"Bold slave! How dare you call the general by his name."
A woman with heavy makeup and brocade clothes and fox fur came to Zhang Zheng with the help of a maid, looking condescending.
Originally, Zhang Zheng was very surprised at first, but the woman lost interest in an instant when she opened her mouth.
"I don't know what this lady is doing?"
Zhang Zheng crossed his hands behind his head and asked lazily.
"Bold slave! You can't be polite when you see Madam Yu!"
The servant girl scolded.
"I met Mrs. Yu."
Zhang Zheng said perfunctorily.
This maid looks pretty good, I really don't know if Chen Shilei is blind.Zhang Zheng thought to himself.
"Presumptuous! Cuihua, slap your mouth!"
"Yes!"
After receiving the order, Cuihua walked towards Zhang Zheng proudly.
"This dog slave dares to be rude to Mrs. Yu, I really don't know how to do it."
As soon as the words fell, Cuihua raised her hand to give Zhang Zheng a slap.But, will Zhang Zheng sit still and wait for death?The answer is no.
Zhang Zheng grabbed Cuihua's hand with one hand, and quickly brushed across her face with the other.
"You said that you are so good-looking, why are you so vicious in your heart?" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"You, let go!"
How could Cuihua expect such a situation, she didn't know what to do.
"Are you really willing to let me go?" Zhang Zheng continued to tease.
"You shameless person!"
Cuihua blushed and raised her other hand to hit Zhang Zheng.
Zhang Zheng let go of Cuihua's hand, touched her face again, and said, "My dear Cuihua, you are so cruel. I will go first. Also, Mrs. Yu, I think you should be called Mrs. Yueban, because it is more It suits your appearance. Then, I’ll take my leave.” After finishing speaking, Zhang Zheng passed Madam Yu and the others, and ran in one direction.
As the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly.Before Zhang Zheng took a few steps, he saw Chen Shilei standing at the intersection, looking at him with interest.
Fuck, where did this turtle come from?Zhang Zheng was shocked.
"I have seen you, General, goodbye, General!"
Zhang Zheng hurriedly stopped, greeted with a smile, and then turned his head to run in another direction.
With a "plop", Zhang Zheng only felt that his foot was tripped, and he fell heavily to the ground.There was a sudden suffocation in the chest.He turned over, clutching his chest, panting heavily with his mouth wide open, his expression extremely painful.
At this moment, that Mrs. Yu trotted over and kicked Zhang Zhenglian who was lying on the ground.
"Dog slave! Smelly slave!"
"Stop!" Chen Shilei stopped him. "Who are you?"
"General, have you forgotten Yuer? The concubine is Yang Tielin's daughter, Yang Yuer." Madam Yu immediately looked at Chen Shilei pitifully with red eyes.
"Understood. You should step back first." Chen Shilei waved his hand, and his attention returned to Zhang Zheng.However, he found that the latter, who had fallen to the ground, had crawled to another exit.
Zhang Zheng now wished that Mrs. Yu would entangle Chen Shilei quickly, so that he would have a chance to escape.
Hearing Chen Shilei's ruthless words, Zhang Zheng turned his head, thinking to despise and spurn him with his eyes, but found that Chen Shilei was gone.
"What the hell? Why did Chen Shilei, the son of a bitch, disappear all of a sudden?"
"The general is here."
Zhang Zheng heard Chen Shilei's voice from ahead.
"Heh, heh, Mr. General, what a coincidence, we meet again."
"Well, it's a coincidence. Someone, take this slave down and punish him with twenty boards."
"Yes!"
Two guards stepped forward to support Zhang Zheng.
"Hey, Chen Shilei, are you being too cruel!"
"Thirty boards." Chen Shilei said expressionlessly.
"you--"
Zhang Zheng stopped talking, nodded and smiled at Chen Shilei, and was honestly taken away by the guards.
Chen Shilei, your uncle, just wait, one day I will take revenge!Zhang Zheng roared inwardly.
After the [-] boards, Zhang Zheng was carried back to his room.
"Ouch, ouch—" Zhang Zheng lay on the bed and kept moaning.
"Chen Shilei, your uncle!"
"You son of a bitch!"
"Stallion!"
Wait, it's not quite right for a man to call a man a stud.After all I wanted to be a stallion too.Zhang Zheng thought to himself
"Then, Chen Shilei, I wish you not to move!"
"uh-huh."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Zheng heard a deep voice that he least wanted to hear at the moment.
"It seems that thirty boards are still a little less. How about adding to forty next time?"
Chen Shilei stood at the door, staring at Zhang Zheng.
"Chen Shilei, did I offend you somewhere?"
Zhang Zheng kept lying on his stomach and asked.
"should not."
"Then why do you keep following me around like a ghost!"
Zhang Zheng gritted his teeth and said.
"This is the general's residence."
"Um—that's true. But, there is no master who follows his servants all the time! This is not in line with common sense."
"The general is happy."
"It's up to you. If you still want to punish, hurry up and let me rest after the fight." Zhang Zheng said.
"Why should I punish you?"
Chen Shilei walked into Zhang Zheng step by step, and put the traumatic medicine in his hand beside the bed.
"Do it yourself." After speaking, Chen Shilei turned and left.When he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and asked, "What's your name?"
"Chen Shilei, how dare you let me be your servant if you don't even know my name?" Zhang Zheng roared.
"It's not too late to know now.
"My name is Zhang Mingzheng."
"I know. Remember, your name will be slavery from now on."
After finishing speaking, Chen Shilei strode away, leaving an angry Zhang Zheng shouting in the room.
"Are all the powerful people in ancient times so crazy?"
As Zhang Zheng spoke, he stood up with difficulty and took off his blood-stained pants.
"Damn it hurts like hell! Chen Shilei, you bastard!"
After taking off his trousers, Zhang Zheng lay face down on the side of the bed again, picked up the bruises on the side, and planned to try to apply the medicine to himself.Zhang Zheng evenly spread the powder on his palm, took a deep breath, and quickly covered his buttocks.As soon as the bloody skin came into contact with the powder, a piercing pain instantly spread throughout the body.Zhang Zheng subconsciously bit his other hand.After waiting for a while, switch hands and apply medicine to the other buttock.After taking the medicine, Zhang Zheng felt that he was about to collapse, so he let go of his hands and fell asleep on the bed.
At this moment, a figure who had been standing by the window for a long time left quickly.
Seeing this, Zhang Zheng suddenly wanted to know something.
"Well, brother guard, can I ask a question?" Zhang Zheng showed a flattering look.
As a result, the guards ignored him and took him directly into the mansion.As soon as I entered the door, a faint, somewhat familiar fragrance of flowers came to my nostrils.It was the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus. Zhang Zheng was a little surprised. He didn't expect there to be sweet-scented osmanthus here.
It seems that Chen Shilei, the grandson of a turtle, still has a bit of taste?Zhang Zheng thought to himself.
After walking around for half an hour, Zhang Zheng was finally brought to his destination—a simple room.
The guard pushed him in with a blank expression, and then closed the door with a "snap".
"asshole."
Zhang Zheng clenched his fists, rushed to the door, and waved his fists fiercely.
Zhang Zheng turned around and looked around - a bed, a table and a cabinet that was equivalent to a wardrobe.
"This this--"
Zhang Zheng was speechless for a while.
After being stunned for a while, Zhang Zheng couldn't help but curse.
"Is this fucking place inhabited by people?"
"Is there anyone in there?"
A soft female voice came from outside the door.
"no!"
Somewhat frightened, there was no sound outside the door for a while.After a while, there was another knock on the door.
"Hey, is there anyone in there?"
"Say something quickly."
"That, that, the butler asked me to bring you a change of clothes."
"understood."
Zhang Zheng opened the door, and in front of him stood a trembling twelve or thirteen-year-old girl.
"Here, here you are." After the girl put the clothes in Zhang Zheng's hands, she turned her head and ran away.
"Is there anything so scary about me?"
Zhang Zheng touched his face in doubt.
Throwing the clothes on the table, Zhang Zheng lay down on the bed, wanting to rest for a while.Who knew that just as he lay down, the board of that bed broke.And he just stuck there on his ass.
"Can I be any more unlucky?!"
Zhang Zheng roared with grief and indignation.
He struggled to get up from the hole in the middle of the bed, rubbed his butt, and kicked the side of the bed a few times to vent his anger.
"It's all right now, I'm afraid I'm going to make a bed on the floor at night. But now, I have to fill my stomach first."
After all, how can a chicken leg fill you up.
Zhang Zheng changed into the rough linen clothes brought by the girl, and felt that the skin all over his body suddenly became itchy, and he was not used to it.
It seems that in addition to eating enough, we also need to solve the problem of dressing well.he thought.
There are many rooms in the General’s Mansion, and Zhang Zheng has already passed through several courtyard-like places. There are also some small gardens interspersed during the period. The paths on the ground are all covered with good marble and extend everywhere. Usually, go around in the general's mansion.However, fortunately, there is an osmanthus flower planted in the northeast corner of each courtyard, so that the entire General's Mansion is bathed in the faint fragrance of flowers, giving Zhang Zheng some rare comfort.
"Is Chen Shilei, the son of a bitch, really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? You don't know the truth about trees attracting wind, right?"
Zhang Zheng, who was still dizzy, finally chose to rest under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree leaning against a certain courtyard, and sighed.
"Bold slave! How dare you call the general by his name."
A woman with heavy makeup and brocade clothes and fox fur came to Zhang Zheng with the help of a maid, looking condescending.
Originally, Zhang Zheng was very surprised at first, but the woman lost interest in an instant when she opened her mouth.
"I don't know what this lady is doing?"
Zhang Zheng crossed his hands behind his head and asked lazily.
"Bold slave! You can't be polite when you see Madam Yu!"
The servant girl scolded.
"I met Mrs. Yu."
Zhang Zheng said perfunctorily.
This maid looks pretty good, I really don't know if Chen Shilei is blind.Zhang Zheng thought to himself.
"Presumptuous! Cuihua, slap your mouth!"
"Yes!"
After receiving the order, Cuihua walked towards Zhang Zheng proudly.
"This dog slave dares to be rude to Mrs. Yu, I really don't know how to do it."
As soon as the words fell, Cuihua raised her hand to give Zhang Zheng a slap.But, will Zhang Zheng sit still and wait for death?The answer is no.
Zhang Zheng grabbed Cuihua's hand with one hand, and quickly brushed across her face with the other.
"You said that you are so good-looking, why are you so vicious in your heart?" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"You, let go!"
How could Cuihua expect such a situation, she didn't know what to do.
"Are you really willing to let me go?" Zhang Zheng continued to tease.
"You shameless person!"
Cuihua blushed and raised her other hand to hit Zhang Zheng.
Zhang Zheng let go of Cuihua's hand, touched her face again, and said, "My dear Cuihua, you are so cruel. I will go first. Also, Mrs. Yu, I think you should be called Mrs. Yueban, because it is more It suits your appearance. Then, I’ll take my leave.” After finishing speaking, Zhang Zheng passed Madam Yu and the others, and ran in one direction.
As the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly.Before Zhang Zheng took a few steps, he saw Chen Shilei standing at the intersection, looking at him with interest.
Fuck, where did this turtle come from?Zhang Zheng was shocked.
"I have seen you, General, goodbye, General!"
Zhang Zheng hurriedly stopped, greeted with a smile, and then turned his head to run in another direction.
With a "plop", Zhang Zheng only felt that his foot was tripped, and he fell heavily to the ground.There was a sudden suffocation in the chest.He turned over, clutching his chest, panting heavily with his mouth wide open, his expression extremely painful.
At this moment, that Mrs. Yu trotted over and kicked Zhang Zhenglian who was lying on the ground.
"Dog slave! Smelly slave!"
"Stop!" Chen Shilei stopped him. "Who are you?"
"General, have you forgotten Yuer? The concubine is Yang Tielin's daughter, Yang Yuer." Madam Yu immediately looked at Chen Shilei pitifully with red eyes.
"Understood. You should step back first." Chen Shilei waved his hand, and his attention returned to Zhang Zheng.However, he found that the latter, who had fallen to the ground, had crawled to another exit.
Zhang Zheng now wished that Mrs. Yu would entangle Chen Shilei quickly, so that he would have a chance to escape.
Hearing Chen Shilei's ruthless words, Zhang Zheng turned his head, thinking to despise and spurn him with his eyes, but found that Chen Shilei was gone.
"What the hell? Why did Chen Shilei, the son of a bitch, disappear all of a sudden?"
"The general is here."
Zhang Zheng heard Chen Shilei's voice from ahead.
"Heh, heh, Mr. General, what a coincidence, we meet again."
"Well, it's a coincidence. Someone, take this slave down and punish him with twenty boards."
"Yes!"
Two guards stepped forward to support Zhang Zheng.
"Hey, Chen Shilei, are you being too cruel!"
"Thirty boards." Chen Shilei said expressionlessly.
"you--"
Zhang Zheng stopped talking, nodded and smiled at Chen Shilei, and was honestly taken away by the guards.
Chen Shilei, your uncle, just wait, one day I will take revenge!Zhang Zheng roared inwardly.
After the [-] boards, Zhang Zheng was carried back to his room.
"Ouch, ouch—" Zhang Zheng lay on the bed and kept moaning.
"Chen Shilei, your uncle!"
"You son of a bitch!"
"Stallion!"
Wait, it's not quite right for a man to call a man a stud.After all I wanted to be a stallion too.Zhang Zheng thought to himself
"Then, Chen Shilei, I wish you not to move!"
"uh-huh."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Zheng heard a deep voice that he least wanted to hear at the moment.
"It seems that thirty boards are still a little less. How about adding to forty next time?"
Chen Shilei stood at the door, staring at Zhang Zheng.
"Chen Shilei, did I offend you somewhere?"
Zhang Zheng kept lying on his stomach and asked.
"should not."
"Then why do you keep following me around like a ghost!"
Zhang Zheng gritted his teeth and said.
"This is the general's residence."
"Um—that's true. But, there is no master who follows his servants all the time! This is not in line with common sense."
"The general is happy."
"It's up to you. If you still want to punish, hurry up and let me rest after the fight." Zhang Zheng said.
"Why should I punish you?"
Chen Shilei walked into Zhang Zheng step by step, and put the traumatic medicine in his hand beside the bed.
"Do it yourself." After speaking, Chen Shilei turned and left.When he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and asked, "What's your name?"
"Chen Shilei, how dare you let me be your servant if you don't even know my name?" Zhang Zheng roared.
"It's not too late to know now.
"My name is Zhang Mingzheng."
"I know. Remember, your name will be slavery from now on."
After finishing speaking, Chen Shilei strode away, leaving an angry Zhang Zheng shouting in the room.
"Are all the powerful people in ancient times so crazy?"
As Zhang Zheng spoke, he stood up with difficulty and took off his blood-stained pants.
"Damn it hurts like hell! Chen Shilei, you bastard!"
After taking off his trousers, Zhang Zheng lay face down on the side of the bed again, picked up the bruises on the side, and planned to try to apply the medicine to himself.Zhang Zheng evenly spread the powder on his palm, took a deep breath, and quickly covered his buttocks.As soon as the bloody skin came into contact with the powder, a piercing pain instantly spread throughout the body.Zhang Zheng subconsciously bit his other hand.After waiting for a while, switch hands and apply medicine to the other buttock.After taking the medicine, Zhang Zheng felt that he was about to collapse, so he let go of his hands and fell asleep on the bed.
At this moment, a figure who had been standing by the window for a long time left quickly.
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