discuss politics with stone

In 2030 AD, in a certain village in the Middle East, Zhang Zheng, who had just joined a university after graduating from a certain university, was performing the task of a TV station - a war correspondent.

"Is this place inhabited?"

This is the nth time that Zhang Zheng has complained, but he has only been here for less than a day.

"Boom—"

There was a loud noise, and the room vibrated, causing dust to fall from the earthen ceiling.

"Damn it, it's coming again!"

Zhang Zheng wrapped up the quilt and jumped out of bed, hiding under the wooden table.

At this time, the mobile phone in Zhang Zheng's pocket vibrated, and it was the call of the photographer Xiao Liu.

"Hello, hello?"

"Old Zhang! Get ready, we're fighting again!"

"I said Xiao Liu, why are you so excited?"

"It's fucking spectacular! Old Zhang, come out and have a look!"

"understood."

Zhang Zheng supported the table and stood up, ready to change clothes, when he heard another explosion that was louder than before.

Zhang Zheng was startled, he didn't care so much, so he ran out barefoot.

Zhang Zheng's surroundings were quickly reduced to ashes, and the circle of destruction was approaching him.

"Crazy, all the fuck are crazy—" Zhang Zheng roared.

The two bombs met without warning over the place where Zhang Zheng was.

Just when Zhang Zheng thought he was only a few seconds away from death, through the sunglasses, he saw a glowing crack where the two nipples met...

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On the ancient street, a man in ragged clothes walked on it. He would stop for a while after taking a step, and then continue walking.Sometimes I stare at the shops that buy sesame seed cakes on both sides, and sometimes stop at the door of the restaurant, unwilling to leave for a long time.

This person is Zhang Zheng.

Three days ago, Zhang Zheng traveled to a fictional era - the Chen Dynasty.The glowing rift he saw before he died, Zhang Zheng guessed it was a rift in time and space, because of the collision and explosion of two diamonds, the time and space were torn open.

"It turns out that there is time and space."

After being stunned for 2 minutes, Zhang Zheng accepted the fact and his long black hair.In order not to attract attention, Zhang Zheng deliberately made the modern clothes tattered with stones.However, these are not the point, the point is that he has not eaten for three days, and now he is dizzy from hunger.

At this moment, he stopped in front of a restaurant, staring at the people who were eating inside.He swallowed.

"Do you want to eat a king's meal like Master Xing in Ninth Grade Sesame Official?" Zhang Zheng thought.

"Emmm, but will I be beaten up if I do this?"

"One meal can be exchanged for one meal, which seems to be worth it."

"But what if it's disabled?"

When Zhang Zheng was struggling in his heart, he was pushed aside and fell to the ground.

"Go away! How could such a stinky beggar stand in the way of our Zhenguo general?" a servant said arrogantly.

"It hurts to death—"

While shouting for pain, Zhang Zheng took the opportunity to look at the person who pushed him down.

It's quite rich.I was still worrying about how else I could cheat a meal, but it was delivered to my door so soon.Zhang Zheng thought to himself.

"Ouch, it hurts to death! Ouch, ouch." Zhang Zheng simply lay down on the ground, making a pained groan. "Come on, come on, is there any king's law? The official actually bullied me, a poor man with no strength to restrain a chicken."

"Is there any reason? Who will judge the reason?"

"You bark again? You bark again? I'll kick you to death, you stinky beggar."

While cursing, the servant brutally beat Zhang Zheng.

"what--"

Zhang Zheng bent his body, covered his head with his hands, and tried his best to protect the important parts of his body.

The beating lasted for about 10 minutes. Zhang Zheng's voice was strong at the beginning, but gradually it became weaker, and then there were only one or two mosquito-like screams.

Who am I offending?This is what Zhang Zheng thought in his mind.

"what happened?"

Zhang Zheng, who was a little fuzzy, heard a simple and honest voice.

"General, are you here?" The slave immediately stopped kicking Zhang Zheng, turned his head to meet Zhang Zheng, blocked Zhang Zheng, and said with a smile: "It's okay, what's the matter. General, please come inside."

"Ah."

The person called the general stepped forward and walked into the restaurant.

Zhang Zheng stretched out his hand hard, trying to catch the foot of the person who passed by him, but the raised hand soon fell down again and hit the ground heavily.

With his last breath, Zhang Zheng wanted to take a gamble.Thinking that the general will have sympathy, keep him at home, eat and drink, and give him a job.If possible, help him find a girl from a good family...

Thinking of this, Zhang Zheng closed his eyes with a smirk.

Zhang Zheng's calculation was pretty good, but unfortunately the general didn't do what he thought.

Zhang Zheng, who regained consciousness, opened his eyes again. There was nothing like the room he was looking forward to, the delicious food, or the beautiful girl. He was still lying at the door of the previous restaurant.If the only thing that changed was that his position had been moved, some distance away from the entrance of the restaurant.

Zhang Zheng looked up at the sky, and murmured as if Lin Daiyu was possessed:

"It seems that I can't get over this hurdle."

"But why is God so unfair to me! I haven't even held a girl's hand yet!"

Zhang Zheng suddenly shouted with all his might.

"Are you awake?" A familiar voice sounded.

It's the general.At this time, he was standing behind the guardrail of the restaurant, looking at Zhang Zheng expressionlessly.

Zhang Zheng was a little startled by the sudden face, but he calmed down soon.

"Why are you here, General?" Zhang Zheng asked feebly.

"Enjoy the show."

Zhang Zheng turned his head left and right, but found no performance.

"Your performance."

Zhang Zheng raised his eyebrows habitually, and looked at the latter suspiciously.

"Are you hungry?" the general asked next.

Zhang Zheng nodded slightly.

"I can give you something to eat. But there is no free lunch in the world."

"All right, all right, as long as you give me something to eat, I'll agree to any conditions! Okay?"

The general didn't say anything else, picked up a chicken leg from the plate carried by the servant behind him, and placed it in mid-air.

"If you want to eat, come get it yourself."

The anger in Zhang Zheng's heart, you said that this ghost general doesn't give alms well, sometimes it's like this, sometimes it's like that.

No way, in order to fill his stomach, Zhang Zheng had to struggle to sit up from the ground, and then raised his hand with difficulty to get the chicken leg.However, whenever his hand was about to reach it, the position of the chicken leg seemed to move up slightly.

You, are you messing with me?Then don't blame me!Zhang Zheng thought to himself.

Zhang Zheng suffocated his strength, gathered his strength, burst out all of a sudden, and stretched out his left hand to grab the chicken leg.Just when the general focused on Zhang Zheng's left hand, he retracted his left hand and stretched out his right hand to attack Zhang Zheng's crotch.

bingo!

"you--"

The general reflexively withdrew his hand, trying to protect his crotch, and the chicken leg fell down naturally.

Zhang Zheng succeeded.He retracted his right hand, caught the fallen chicken leg with both hands, and gnawed it without saying a word.

For the first time, he felt that chicken legs were so delicious.

In less than a minute, Zhang Zheng gnawed on the chicken leg.With something to pad his stomach, he is a little more energetic.Only then did he look at the general who was still protecting his crotch.

Not an outstanding appearance, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a hulking back, looks a bit naive, probably very popular in modern times.But, in Zhang Zheng's view, this type of person is the most stupid and can be easily used.

It seems that you have to make good use of it, such as mixing up errands or something.After all, he won the first battle without gunpowder.Zhang Zheng thought to himself.

In order to commemorate the victory of the first battle, Zhang Zheng specially named it the battle of "eating chicken with crotch".

However, this general's brother is really not young.But what does it have to do with him?The most important thing now is to solve the problem of livelihood.We have to find a way to rely on this stupid general.

Just as Zhang Zheng was thinking about it, the servant from before stepped over the guardrail and made a gesture to hit him.

"Stinky beggar, how dare you sneak up on the general, see if I don't kill you."

Seeing the menacing approach of the slaves, Zhang Zheng, who had regained some strength, did not intend to sit still.

Zhang Zheng sideways avoided the boy, then ran to the guardrail, supported the guardrail with one hand, and jumped to the side of the general.

It must be safe with him.

This is Zhang Zheng's judgment in a short period of time.

"You bastard, you want to hit me again? It's a beautiful idea! Do you think this uncle is so easy to bully? You dog slave!"

Zhang Zheng was provocative.

"Smelly beggar, you are courting death!"

The boy scolded by Zhang Zheng stomped his feet anxiously.

"Come and hit me! Come and hit me!"

"Smelly beggar!"

"Dog slave!"

As he spoke, Zhang Zheng raised his hands above his head, imitating the appearance of a dog.

"you you--"

The general didn't say a word, just looked at Zhang Zheng quietly.However, Zhang Zheng didn't notice this because he was busy avenging his revenge just now.

"What are you? Do you know this sentence? Why don't you come and beat me up? You are a dog who uses power."

"You, you, you—"

Before he finished speaking, the servant closed his eyes and fell down.

"Fuck?"

Zhang Zheng jumped up in fright.

No, I obviously didn't say anything, did I?Why did you fall down?Zhang Zheng thought to himself.

"Well, my lord, I, I'm leaving first. Thank you, my lord, for the chicken legs."

36 meter, go is the best plan.Zhang Zheng didn't think much about it, and wanted to leave as soon as he could.As a result, he was stopped by the general.

"Stop. My servant Chen Shilei is mad and wants to get away?" Chen Shilei stopped Zhang Zheng.

"How can I? It's obviously your dog—the servant has poor mentality and can't stand scolding."

"It's true that you are mad at my servant. From now on, you are my servant." Chen Shilei suddenly stared at Zhang Zheng sharply. "In other words, you are also a slave now, my dog ​​slave of Chen Shilei."

Chen Shilei said the following words one by one.

"Why?"

"There is no such thing as a free lunch," Chen Shilei said.

"I didn't eat your lunch again!"

"you sure?"

"I'm sure!"

"Then what did you eat before?"

"Chicken legs." Zhang Zheng said truthfully.

How can a chicken leg be counted as lunch, it can only be regarded as a snack.he thought.

"Then what did I say before I gave you the food?" Chen Shilei asked patiently.

"There is no such thing as a free lunch."

"Very good. Someone, bring this servant back to the mansion."

As soon as Chen Shilei finished speaking, he didn't know that the two soldiers standing aside directly set up Zhang Zheng, one from the left and the other from the right.

"Hey, hey, how can chicken legs be considered lunch? This is obviously a snack! I'm not full yet!"

Zhang Zheng said, unable to move.

"Take it back to the mansion. Tell the housekeeper, this is the new servant."

Chen Shilei ignored Zhang Zheng, and after giving orders to the soldiers, he turned and walked into the restaurant.

"Yes!"

"Hey! Chen Shilei! How can you do this? Let me go!"

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Chen Shilei, why are you so stingy? Didn't I just eat a chicken leg? Are you doing this to me?"

Damn, Chen Shilei, you bastard!

Zhang Zheng scolded in his heart.

In this way, Zhang Zheng's wish came true - the general did provide him with an errand.As for whether he is satisfied or not, that is a matter for the future.