[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

Looking at the Elf King's gloomy face, Joe silently wondered whether he had found the taste of the wine more familiar.But after all, the elves don't make wine, so the wine must have been transported from Hegu Town, right?At that time, she said that the wine was actually bought in a tavern. I don't know if the Elf King will believe it.

Qiao carefully looked at the Elf King's face several times, but the light was too dark to see anything.Later, she gritted her teeth and decided that it would be better for her to make a statement first, lest Mr. Elf be suspicious.

then……

"This wine should be okay for you to drink. I brought it out from the tavern in the town before. I don't know if it suits your appetite. By the way, there is also the chicken, the seasoning for roasting the chicken is also in my I bought it in the town hahaha."

Elf King: "..."

Joe continued to stare at his face silently. There should be nothing wrong with her expression just now, right?The Elf King has a lot of things to do in his daily life, so he probably wouldn't care about the lack of a jug of wine in the house and the missing seasonings in the kitchen, right?She still had a few pieces of Lambas dry food that had been unloaded from the elf kitchen in her pocket, but fortunately she didn't have a hand to take it out quickly.

Facing a certain thief who not only took out the stolen goods on the spot, but also quickly admitted the new theft on the basis of lying, the owner of the stolen goods felt that he really had nothing to say.Seeing that this guy took out all the things for himself to share, Thranduil decided not to bother with her, just nodded after drinking the wine in the water bag, and responded: "The taste is not bad .”

Joe breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, the two finished the remaining food, stepped on the fire and used magic to blow away the remaining fragrance in the air, and then continued on their way.As the saying goes, eating and sleeping together is the best way to bring the relationship between two strangers closer. Although they have never slept together, after eating together, Joe felt that the relationship between the Elf King and the Elf King was much closer. So I got bolder and started chatting with him about some more in-depth topics.

"I saw the big horned deer riding by Lord Thranduil today. It is really majestic and mighty. I often heard people talking about it in the town of River Valley before." Joe began to talk about it without words The big-horned deer cited, "It is said that you also kept 23 big-horned deer in the garden at the northeast corner of the castle, towards the back door. It must take a lot of time and energy to take care of so many deer?"

...Did you say so in detail because you are afraid that others will not know that you have lived in the garden?

Even if the Elf King has cultivated himself well, he almost couldn't bear the urge to expose her at this moment.No wonder this guy dressed up as a big-horned deer and stayed in the garden for many days before no one noticed. His IQ is almost the same as that of a deer!Even Tractor is much smarter than her!

"If it's a real big-horned deer, it will be very loyal and docile, and it's not difficult to tame. But it might be fake." The Elf King's words seemed to imply something, "For me, even if there are 23 big-horned deer, It can't compare to the destructive power of a human being to my palace. Especially the guy who sneaks in without knowing what purpose."

"You are the king of elves, how could there be strange humans sneaking into the palace?" Joe silently wiped his sweat.This topic is getting a little faster.

"Bold guys exist everywhere." The Elf King replied, "Not long ago, a human quietly entered my bedroom, and left a picture after turning over a bucket in my room. Bloody parchment. I once thought it was a letter of challenge from humans to the forest elves."

"How could it be!" Joe was anxious. "Are you talking about the page you showed me? Maybe it's a prescription. I feel that what's written in it is a prescription, not a letter of challenge."

"I don't think that kind of sneaky guy will come to give me any prescription. The medical skills of elves are much higher than that of humans, and I don't have any diseases on my body."

"You can't say that. Anyway, it must have been sent by someone who cares about you. If you don't believe me, you can ignore the parchment, but it's definitely not a challenge book!"

After Joe's eager explanation, the Elf King stopped talking and did not continue his random speculation.Jo couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, she didn't expect that Thranduil would take her prescription as a challenge - if it really started a war between humans and elves because of this, it would be her responsibility.

Sure enough, it was a wrong decision to send any prescription to the Elf King.She should have prepared the medicine herself and sent it to him.

In fact, Qiao's original intention was to insinuate about Hualu's matter, but after thinking about it, she decided to forget it.Even though she might have helped the Elf King in the eyes of Melkor before, she was just a deer at that time, and it is impossible for a person like the Elf King to be concerned about a deer.She has done a lot of excessive things before, in short... she will never become a creature like a flowered deer or a big horned deer in the future, and she probably only has this side of fate with the elf king and dwarves, so don't invest in it More thought is better.After all... She always has to go back.

It would be great if I could leave a photo or something. If I could take a picture of something like going up the mountain with a beauty like the Elf King, everyone would be envious!Maybe it can be sold out, if there is a price for a bath photo, it will definitely be... ahem, I think far away.

But having said that, it seems that I haven't heard the sound of Thorne climbing the mountain for a while, and he was almost thrown out of the sky when he was hungry before.Jo felt a little guilty, so she searched quietly with magic (she had marked Thorne before), and as a result of this search, Jo suddenly found that the position of the dwarf prince was more than ten meters below her.

Didn't he climb first?What's the matter, so slow?You know, it took at least half an hour for Joe to eat here!

Poor Thorne was also complaining in his heart, there are so many wild beasts on this mountain, and the road is difficult to walk, how did those two guys run so far to the top of the mountain?I was still eating roast chicken there, the aroma was all wafting down, and my nose was choking all the way, it was unbearable!Is this showing off to him!

Although the dwarf prince was also hungry, he only stuffed two pieces of bread into his mouth, and did not stop halfway to light a fire to roast chicken like those two guys.He didn't want to waste time here, and the light and smell of the fire would attract something else, and he wouldn't do it for safety's sake.

So after the two guys above stopped suddenly for some unknown reason (Joe: We'll wait for him here. Elven King: Whatever you want.), the dwarf prince finally had the opportunity to climb the rope and step on the cliff to approach The other side, and successfully passed them.

Joe cheerfully extended an invitation to him: "Thorn, let's go on the road together. It's inconvenient for you to climb the mountain like this now, and the speed is relatively slow, and it's not safe at night!"

Thorne: "I can do it by myself." Dogs and men and women go!Get away from me!

"But if you don't come with us . . . your trousers are on fire," said Joe beside him.

The absurdity of these words made Thorne feel completely inexplicable. Even if he didn't walk with elves and humans, his pants would be... Hey, his ass looks like...

While feeling the scorching heat and severe pain, accompanied by the sound of a mantra, a stream of cool water spouted from the tip of Joe's wand, hitting Thorne's back accurately.The water flow was not only fast, but also large in volume. While successfully extinguishing the flames at Thorne's buttocks, it also drenched the entire body of the dwarf prince.

Thorne finally couldn't climb the mountain this time, and Joe kindly tapped his wand a few times to create a raised rock under his feet, and connected the rock to the ladder he was standing on, and then tried to look at it. Look at the dwarf's injuries.

Elf King & Dwarf: "Don't go/don't come!"

Joe stopped silently.Thorn covered his buttocks with his hands, and asked with scrutiny in his eyes, "Where did the fire come from?"

Joe: "No way." Your ass is on fire, you ask me?

Thorne: "Where did that water come from? There are no mountain springs around here, and you don't carry so much water with you!"

Joe: "I made the water. Don't you know I can do magic tricks?"

Thorne (very angry): "So you conjure fire on me too, so the elves can see my jokes?"

The elf king, who was lying on his gun for no reason, shook his head silently. Such a suspicious creature like a dwarf is really difficult to deal with.Although their IQs are equally low, compared with dwarves, flower deer are still much cuter.

Unlike the elf king who wanted to set another fire and burn the dwarves to death, Joe had good patience.She thought for a while, and asked, "Thorn, did you put the magical wooden barrel you bought from Brother Jack in the back pocket of your trousers?"

Thorne: "...No."

Joe: "But I remember you put it in your trouser pocket. I heard that as long as someone blows into that wooden tube, flames will shoot out from it. Did you accidentally put one in..."

Thorne: "...I said no!"

But no matter how the dwarf denied it, the wooden cylinder did roll out of his trousers, and the flames also injured the dwarf's body, so he couldn't move on.

So... what to do?

The Elven King said without hesitation that "a creature like a dwarf can't die if its butt is injured", and proposed to leave the dwarf here to fend for itself, and he and Joe continued to go up the mountain.

But Jo didn't think she could do it.Even if he wanted to leave Thorne behind, he would have to deal with his injuries before he could leave.She herself doesn't know much about magic to heal wounds. The spell "repair as new" is not bad for repairing glasses, but it's probably not good enough for repairing dwarves.But it doesn't matter, Thorne still has the magical "Jack potion" on him.Even the broken limbs of that thing can be repaired!

"Since he brought the medicine himself, what are you worried about?" the elf king said, "Just let him wipe it by himself."

If the injury was elsewhere, Thorne could just wipe it off himself.But it was the butt that got burned, he couldn't reach it...