There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

Lu Cangyan couldn't help feeling sorry for her lost youth.

"Put the sacrifice!! I beg your mother to forgive me!!!"

Obviously, this is not a good scene to reminisce about the freshness of literature and art.There was a roar of mountains and seas outside, but the guys finally left Chu Yanqing alone and threw the box into the river.

Balls of blood instantly flowed out through the gaps with the water flow, and from time to time, a few spots of bird and animal fur came out from the water splash, the ups and downs made people sick to the stomach.

Chu Yan gritted his teeth lightly, and had no choice but to take the next best thing and shouted: "Back back!!"

He was ignored at all.

Seven or eight fellows all knelt on the bow of the boat, muttering words and bowing their heads.

Chu Yanqing had no choice but to reach out and grab the stick-like boy who wanted to run over, and pulled him back to the middle of the boat.

"Hey, what are you doing!!!" the hemp stick yelled, trying to slip out of Chu Yanqing's grip with force on his wrist.

His face turned blue and white, but he was surprised to find that he couldn't hold back Chu Yanqing, a young man from a big family who looked at his skin and tender flesh.

"If you don't want to die, don't go there!"

Chu Yan let out a low growl, and finally showed some momentum and style of the Lord of Ten Thousand Mountains.

It has to be said that the inadvertent eruption of the aura of the immortal cultivator, who has been in the top position for a long time, has a very obvious deterrent effect.

The gown made a muffled noise, although it was not convinced, it still couldn't move.

So Chu Yan turned his head lightly, and planned to follow the example of dragging back the row of kneeling demented young adults.

Sudden accident.

As the blood of the sacrificial sacrifice became more and more twisted, the pink mist that was brought up by the water demon before it fell was surrounded very quickly again.

"Long live the empress!! Long live the empress!!"

Chu Yanqing obviously didn't expect the monster to make a comeback so quickly, a look of anxiety flashed in his eyes, and he immediately rushed forward with his sword.

The hemp pole suddenly threw forward and blocked Chu Yanqing's sword tip! ! !

Chu Yanqing's expression changed suddenly in shock, so he had no choice but to remove the aura attached in the dark, and the sword turned over and forcibly cut a deep mark on the hull of the boat.

He paused for a moment, silently swallowed the blood of forcibly confiscating his achievements, and drove the hemp stick aside with a "get off" in a rage, not caring about concealing his identity, he was about to grab the bow of the boat with his toes.

— but it was too late.

A snow-white tentacle suddenly protruded from the side of the bottom of the boat, curled up in a moment, and dragged the big black-faced man off the boat.

There are still people shouting "Long live your mother, good luck for Tie Lao San".

Chu Yanqing was really angry, he clenched the long sword tightly, his whole body's spiritual power surged, and he stabbed heavily in the direction where the tentacles were retracting!

Lin Xun's marksmanship - towards the Supreme!

Whoa! ! !

The water of the Jing River was agitated by the layers of aura, and from the straight point of the sword point, a two-meter-high water wave was created for nothing, and the river surface was directly hollowed out, revealing a vortex like a landslide.

Lu Cangyan held his breath and looked at it intently, and saw the water demon, who was so beautiful before, was soaking in white flowers at the bottom of the whirlpool.

Its pearl tassels jingled and swung open, revealing a long tentacle protruding from the mouth, and the end was still wrapped around Tie Lao San, who had clearly seen the face of the water monster and was struggling to the death.

Perhaps it was unwell because it suddenly turned over from the bottom of the water, the monster made a strange grunt, its beard-like tongue suddenly tightened, and in front of everyone, it squeezed the old man into meat juice and blood mud .

Because of the centrifugal force of the vortex, the bubbling bright red condensed and did not disperse, and gradually elongated into a thin blood line, which was swallowed by the monster and the water.

The live broadcast screen was suddenly mosaiced by Lu Cangyan: ...

The field of vision suddenly flashed.

"...Get out of the way!!!"

In the camera, Chu Yan turned back to the sword lightly and turned around aggressively and coolly, his expression could no longer be described as the bottom of a pot.

He hastily used his sword as a gun to catch the monster's long tongue, and stomped his toes on the side of the boat, and he rushed to the cusp of the wind and waves.

On the other side, the monster missed a hit and was obviously enraged.

It made another creepy hiss, and its tongue slowly retracted.

Following a few sticky wriggling sounds, the monster's female figure, which was originally maintained, suddenly collapsed into a limp ball like an ice cube in the sun.

Patch exclaimed: "Sixth Order Chaos Faceless!"

Lu Cangyan exclaimed: "Chaos faceless, your head!!!"

As soon as the patch was installed, the original author pissed her off. She cried and said in an instant: "It's clear! It's as soft as flowing water, easy to be a woman, crying like glass, and singing beautifully. "Not Crazy" peripheral "Crazy Monster Huazhi That's what it says."

Lu Cangyan scolded angrily: "Who the hell made this monster illustrated book look like "Shan Hai Jing"!! Chaos Faceless is a monster, okay? Pupupupu uses black energy, okay!! This one is clearly a monster. ……yes……"

Lu Cangyan got stuck silently.

...Damn it! !Who told him what color it was! ! ? ?

However, no one paid any attention to him, and Patch continued to hold back his "Crazy Monster Hua Zhi":

"Daddy, you are just jealous that other people's derivatives are better written than you. Listen to this forceful style... The opening sentence: The name of the world is Huanxiao, the Tao is divided into seven ways, people are devils and demons, spirits are stiff, and people have spiritual breaths. The five elements are white light, the devil walks away from the mysterious spirit, the ghost energy is gray and scorched, the spirit is green and the red essence, and the monster is turmeric; Refining the emptiness and returning to the true, crossing the calamity with the high, the mahayana can be proud, the ascending immortal edict... tsk tsk tsk... It's much more foreign than your introduction."

Lu Cangyan said angrily: "Shut up!!"

Ignoring the Shabi system, he took a deep breath, fearing that he might make a mistake, so he had to pull the camera again to take a closer look.

——Indeed, there is no problem, the aura of the guy outside is actually white, gray, green and black, almost all of it...

——Is this no problem? ! ?Big problem! !

Lu Cangyan couldn't sit still any longer, such things that completely exceeded his textual settings must be eliminated! !

He stood up abruptly, picked up Wan Cang and rushed towards the door.

Seeing his movements, Patch immediately put down his polite tone and reminded: "Hey, hey, big, big...Miss Sun, Miss Sun..."

Lu Cangyan had no choice but to turn back, tore off the white window curtain spun from rough silk, rolled it up on the hat hanging by the door, knocked the door on her head and kicked it out.

As soon as he turned out of the corridor, before he had time to put on a heroic pose, a black shadow fell straight in front of him.

——What the hell?Mrs. Chu! ! ?

Chu Yanqing, who was thrown out, spat out the blood in his mouth without hesitation. When he looked up, he saw Lu Cangyan stuck at the intersection, and his whole body exploded:

"Didn't I tell you not to come out!!!"

Lu Cangyan silently turned her head away.

Brother!It's so miserable and you still don't ask me to come out!It's true that Young Master Sun and Brother Sun are addicted!

He immediately rushed a few steps before Chu Yan cursed even worse words, and said in a compassionate tone as much as possible: "He has already lost his life, so why not care about it!!"

Chu Yanqing sneered with blood on the corner of his mouth: "I didn't see that you still care about the common people."

Lu Cangyan: ...No...how bad is my image in your mind...

"—Ding Dong,

He sacrificed his life for his image and turned the tide for his reputation.

Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement - sanctimonious.Comfort +1. "

Lu Cangyan: ...

...well, I'm such a scum...

"Ouch!!!"

While the two were staring at each other, the monster let out another strange cry, perfectly interrupting the awkward chat.

Lu Cangyan saw a water arrow hitting his face, straight towards Chu Yan's heart.

The sneer at the corner of Chu Yanqing's mouth could not help but expand a little bit, the sword in his hand suddenly changed, and he stopped the fierce blow in front of him.

bump! !

The water arrow was cut off by the sword, but it did not disperse, but made a very heavy impact sound.

Chu Yanqing's expression changed, and he immediately withdrew his hands and flew back.

As soon as the long sword left the blessing of Chu Yan's light spiritual power, it immediately shattered into flying dust.

At the same time, the water arrow finally shattered the weapon and dispersed into spray, revealing a ball of snow-white meat wrapped in it.

The cover of the water layer had already been broken, and the meat ball obviously didn't intend to continue to pretend, it flicked hard against the deck, and the meat ball immediately used its strength to strike forward again, aiming at Lu Cangyan, who was watching from the sidelines.

Lu Cangyan stood on the spot, silently watching the fleshy ball slowly unravel, revealing a small but hideous mouth, shamefully shy.

——What the hell are these meows! ! !

Subconsciously, like lifting a stick of fire, he lifted Wan Cang in front of him, and when he was about to die heroically, a divine order suddenly descended.

"—Ding Dong.

When an attack is detected, the family mode is switched, and the on-hook mode is automatically turned on. "

The Cang Cang sword flew sideways and turned in the direction of the sword, and began to sing steadily and steadily.

The sharp sword light erupted from the tip of the sword without any hesitation, and immediately cut a straight and cold trace!

"Skill [-]: The sky is one color (level [-])."

Lu Cangyan took advantage of the recoil to jump back, and followed Chu Yanqing who was clutching his chest.

——Mom! !Praise system! !

After escaping from the dead, he was in an extremely good mood.Glancing at the skill bar, he actually teased Chu Yan with a basic "spring after a dead tree".

Seeing Chu Yanqing's obviously torn face of astonishment, Lu Cangyan's heart became more cheerful, but her face was very serious and decent:

"Are you okay?"

He figured out the expression that a senior brother would show in response to an injured junior brother, full of sincerity and caring.

Chu Yanqing took a rare step back, his handsome face was bluish and white.

Lu Cangyan refused to let go, focused on revenge and continued to catch up with Chu Yanqing, disgusting.

He put his hand on Chu Yan's light shoulder, sighed, and said slowly in a tone that made him want to vomit:

"Take care, you're a grown man."

Chu Yan said nothing, staring at a pair of phoenix eyes and continued to back away.

Lu Cangyan still wanted to catch up, but Chu Yanqing suddenly pulled out his spear from the sumeru and broke through the cold.

Lu Cangyan: ...Wow! ! !

Just when he thought the other party was going to stab him right through, Chu Yanqing didn't say a word, raised his gun and started fighting the monster!

Turn the world over with one move!

Change Qingping with one move!

One move will make a storm!

While the unscrupulous author breathed a sigh of relief, he could only silently watch the big moves he wrote for Chu Yanqing being played over and over as if he was playing.

He couldn't help raising the hand of the nurse just now in horror.

...It turns out that basic mana recovery is so useful! ! !

The author has something to say: Subject: Chinese.Test site: 01.Seat number: 53.School: Sheng Hanzong.Class: Huaizhi Mountain.Name: Fang Jibai.Exam number: 040401001.

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[-]. Please read and translate the excerpts from "Crazy Monster Hua Zhi".

1. Excerpt from "Chaos Faceless":

Answer: The body is as soft as running water, and she likes to take the form of a woman. The cry is like cutting glass, but the singing is very beautiful.

2. Opening section:

Answer: This realm is called Huanxiao, and there are seven realms that are born and permanence. They are human beings, demons, ghosts, demons, spirits, spirits, and zombies that do not belong to the six realms of reincarnation.

Humans use aura for cultivation. Aura is originally white, but it can be divided into five elements. When monks with different spiritual roots use it, their respective colors will appear in the white light.

In addition, the evil spirit is black, the ghost energy is burnt gray, the spiritual luck is blue, the fine luck is red, and the evil spirit is yellow.

In addition, human monks have several major realms of practice, which are Qi training, foundation building, bigu, heartbeat, golden elixir, Yuanying, transforming gods, refining emptiness, crossing catastrophe, Mahayana, and ascension.

Rating: five points.

Comments: Faithful and elegant?What about Xindaya?Such a vulgar translation!Did your Chinese and PE teacher teach it?

Rater: Patch.

………The camera pulls back………

Inside the police station.

Uncle Policeman: ...so?Is this why Mr. Patch was beaten up by the parties?

Lawyer: Even Master never said that about me, you are a fool... That's what my client said.

Oh, yes, he also said that if you could keep the accuser a few more days, he would give you spoilers for the "Not Mad Men" remake...  

patch:……

Hahaha continue to use life to die in a small theater, can I say that this translation is really my translation of 13 classical Chinese sentences to my own pretend 233333!