There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

Lu Cangyan, who was blocked by the statement that the Gu family would not come to Hualou because of their identity, had no choice but to let Chu Yan lightly hire a boat attendant, and insisted on publicizing him as the eldest lady who returned to her natal family, so that people stomped The boat pole hurried on the road.

Reluctantly thinking about life in another place, Lu Cangyan continued to play with the teacup lid with one hand, and tapped out the system to check the map with the other.

——However, there was always something that he didn't want to make him feel too peaceful, but this thing was so ignorant of the so-called self-knowledge.

"Ahahahaha, how about the map after networking? Live update real-scene navigation, it can't be more amazing, right!!?"

Patch 5.0 is very exciting, and my face is almost floating.

"Look, look, not only are all the scenic spots of restaurants along the road displayed, but even the name of the river you are walking on can be seen. Let me take a look... What is it called... Daddy, can you stop shaking the screen..."

Lu Cangyan pulled the pop-up window of the patch out of sight, and when the lid of the cup in her hand was flipped over, a bang sounded throughout the cabin.

"Wow, shake, shake your sister!!! Hey, I'm so weird, didn't you say that we are bound to each other and I will die, you will die, you will live, why are you so leisurely and not worried at all??

If it weren't for your hot chicken system that can't put skills in peaceful areas, would I be blocked by those workers in related industries for a long time! ! ?Now, let's go down this waterway, let alone my reward, let's just say goodbye to the plot and life! ! "

He stood up abruptly, his face flickering.

"Now relying on me, a so-called peaceful zone wilted chicken player with disordered spiritual power and multiple injuries, and you, a heinous and sanctimonious ghost and animal system that is doing nothing but doing nothing and even letting go of yourself, if I can live to the end of the full text, I will be a ghost. "

Lu Cangyan said sadly and indignantly: "You are murdering for money!!! Giving people hope and then throwing it on the ground, such an old-fashioned routine is used so proficiently, you are actually jealous of my colleagues!!?"

Just as Lu Cangyan was talking nonsense, the boat he was on suddenly stopped and stopped halfway.

——What's the matter?

Lu Cangyan put down the lid of the cup, got up and went to the porthole, before she could see the green banks of the vast river, she saw Chu Yanqing flashing out from the opposite side in black, and stared at him fiercely.

Lu Cangyan said inwardly, she put down the curtain and sat back on her seat, continuing to act like a young lady who didn't leave the door.

He pricked up his ears, and heard Chu Yan take a few steps forward, and then heard another rushing sound, which was covered.

Chu Yanqing asked outside the door: "What's the matter? But something happened to the boat?"

The owner of the other footsteps heard the voice of a seventeen-year-old guy, and responded with a smile: "Master Sun, there is nothing wrong with the boat... It's just that when you walk to the water demon empress's demon palace, you need to pay respects. Ours The boat can get by."

Chu Yan's voice was so soft that he couldn't hear his emotions: "Water Demon Empress?"

The guy laughed and said, "Hey! You must have never gone south from the Jinghe side, right? Speaking of which, this can be regarded as a wonderful sight in Duanzhou, and everyone who walks on the pier knows it."

Chu Yan groaned and remained silent for a moment, probably looking at the river from a distance.

He continued: "How long will it take, I'm in a hurry."

The guy said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, just throw the tribute into the river, bow to the demon palace, and you can go on with a stick of incense."

Seemingly lost, Chu Yanqing questioned, this fellow was not very reconciled, and told the water demon empress all by herself:

"Speaking of which, this water demon empress is also a strange person. As long as you pay enough sacrifices, the boat will go smoothly all the way across the Jinghe River. If you don't pay enough, you will just capsize your boat in a fit of anger, and your life will not be hurt."

He smiled ambiguously and continued: "And ah... I heard that the empress is very beautiful, if she likes the tribute you give, she might show her face, please go to the palace and sit for a while."

Chu Yan let out a soft "oh".Lu Cangyan heard that his footsteps were getting lighter and farther away, maybe she really wanted to go to the empress's palace for a while.

Lu Cangyan rolled her eyes, let out a cold snort, put her legs on the table, and took a sip from the teapot.

— old-fashioned!

— boring!

——He wrote a lot of this routine in "Not Crazy"!

Whenever it is heard that the beauty of the country is beautiful and the sky is beautiful, the big beauty who has never shown up in the city and then the country, or this beauty is a big monster, ugly and cruel, bullied a passing girl and called the protagonist to be brave. If you force it, or this beauty is really a spirit and a charm, the beauty is as beautiful as water, and the protagonist is called the protagonist Chun Xiao. Once she sprinkled dog food and pretended to be forceful.

cut!There is no protagonist to follow!Chu Yanqing, even if you are really good-looking, there won't be any girls throwing arms at you! ! !

He took another sip of tea and felt pain in his heart, when he heard a commotion outside the boat, someone shouted in a Shandong accent:

"The fog is loud, the fog is loud!"

Immediately more discussions took shape, and a few words fully supplemented the development of the story:

"Hey! Look! What's that black hole over there?"

"It looks like a palace..."

"There seems to be someone in front!"

"Did you hear the singing?"

"I heard... and... it smells so good, all of a sudden!"

"...It smells really good...it must be the Empress of the Water Demon!! The Empress of the Water Demon!!"

"……puff!!!"

Lu Cangyan spouted a sip of tea towards the sky, without caring about wiping off the tea residue from the corner of his mouth, he jumped up and ran towards the door.

"Big big big! You are Miss Sun now!!"

Patch quickly reminded.

"Don't listen to dissuasion and ask for trouble, it's not Yuan Ke's doing! Be careful with your comfort level!!"

Lu Cangyan groaned, walked around the gate three times, and finally gave up on herself and sat back resentfully.

Although the person sits back, the heart cannot be taken back.

He covered his face and started a long journey of complaints:

——Cio! !what happened! ?The plot deviates from the gist of the full text! !He agreed to serve the hero wholeheartedly! ! ?

That empress, why don't you calm down and wait another ten or nine years.When the male protagonist's blackness is fully developed, Chu Yanqing's little boy is considered a woolen thread! !

He made a crying sound, but he wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only howl.

Patch watched Lu Cangyan's heart palpitate, and had no choice but to comfort him from the sidelines:

"... Don't be sad... I'll broadcast live for you, you see, the networking function will come in handy soon, haha."

As it spoke, it operated in the field of view operation bar by itself, dragged out the ten-degree search from the "Start" menu, typed the word "Jinghe", and searched with a press Enter.

A row of entries came into view instantly.

--shock!The family of Liu and Zhang in the upper reaches of the Jinghe River fought violently because of the uneven distribution of sparkling grass planting!The relevant case has been involved in investigation and mediation.

——Contribute to the Belt and Road Initiative of the Immortal Cultivation World!The Jinghe Express spirit boat was opened, and all the great families and sects participated in the ribbon-cutting.

——Jinghe river water treatment is imminent!Who should be responsible for the pollution of river water caused by the mining of spiritual mines?

……

"...Are you fucking kidding me?"

Lu Cangyan silently raised her head, gritted her teeth and said.

Patch was rather embarrassed: "Uh... I didn't expect there to be so many news here recently, wait for me to be more precise..."

While talking, it added the word "water demon" after the word "Jinghe", and this time it finally popped up a "live broadcast".

Immediately poking in the patch to save the respect, Lu Cangyan's eyes flashed, and he saw the Jinghe River that was making waves.

The voice of the guy who talked to Chu Yanqing just now came from the left ear:

"Young Master Sun! Never meet again in 800 years!! Empress Water Demon is about to show up! I heard from the storyteller in the teahouse next to my house! Empress is the first to travel!!"

"Damn it, holographic binaural sound? You finally used the technology in the right place!"

Lu Cangyan sighed in admiration, tugged at the screen with her eyes, and said carelessly:

"Can you pull the camera for a while, I want to see, which girl is getting bored, and the red apricot is out of the wall and on the head of the protagonist!"

Patch 5.0 said: "Wait a minute!"

I don't know what it did, Lu Cangyan only heard the crackling sound of code input, and the picture in front of her was blurred for a while, and her perspective was cut.

I saw that the Jinghe River, which had been breezy and calm before, was now full of clouds, mist and rain, and the river was surrounded by silky pink water lines, just like sodium hydroxide dripped with phenolphthalein.

Lu Cangyan looked forward to it, waiting for the big girl to come online.

Uh...

A heart-wrenching shallow singing voice suddenly separated from the sound of the water waves, Lu Cangyan was full of energy, and slowly sat up straight, and saw a human figure stepping on lotus steps gracefully out of the mist.Behind her, the light haze, high song and rainbow air are blurred, and it really looks like a glittering golden palace.

As the water demon empress approached, the sexy singing voice became an octave higher, making Lu Cangyan's eyes light up and a smile overflowing.

A delicate and perfect bare foot suddenly poked out from the mist.

There was a gasp in my ear.

The camera jumped back again, and Lu Cangyan saw all the guys on the boat kneeling on the ground, shouting loudly:

"The empress appears! Empress Jin'an!!"

That little foot stopped abruptly, and gently lifted it forward. While splashing water all over the sky, it also lifted the semi-opaque mist, revealing the entire face of the water monster.

Lu Cangyan inspected it.

Ok.good.

You must have a chest and a chest, the waves are rough, and the sea is open to all rivers.

You must have legs, be straight and tall, and measure two meters by eye.

Although a face is completely covered by a jingling pearl crown at the moment, the seductive red lips and scissored eyes can still be vaguely seen.

The overall score is 7.5!Exceeding the average female appearance value of "Not Crazy" by 5.0! ! !

With such a level, it’s still not doing business properly and not obediently waiting for the hero to pick it!No wonder I didn't give you a proper name! !

Lu Cangyan slandered her but her face was not blushing and her heart was not beating, and she looked at this empress again.

Just when he was about to ask Patch to look at the camera again to see whether the girl was wearing red coral or red shells, the water demon lady walked towards the bow of the boat with a light gait.

There was another commotion on the boat, only Chu Yanqing had a serious face, like a groom who waits for his wife to be brought over by her husband when they get married.

Lu Cangyan gave a "tsk", and reached out to touch the snacks on the table, intending to watch a game of vaccinations according to your rights.

——You have to know that in order to catch up with the trend and cater to the public, what kind of hero saved the beauty and saved the hero Sansei Sanshou.

——For example, when writing more than 300 chapters in Chenzhou to save Zhou Nuo, the patriarch of the Zhou family, he used the style of the besieged Xiangyun Tianzixia Fairy to save the beauty, but in more than 700 chapters in Shenzhou to save Lihun Pavilion Lin Qiqing, he used The most important thing is that everyone abandons you, spits you, and only I love you, and the fairy devil who protects you cannot allow heroes to save the beauty.

--Ha ha.

When I wrote it, my face was full of chicken blood and I was laughing again and again, but if Fang Jibai's face is brought in now, the heroine keeps changing.

Lu Cangyan just felt...a pain in the ass.

——Brain supplement play is really incomparable with real-life play! ! ! ! ... Amitabha sins sins! ! !

"...Oh!! There's action, there's action!!"

Just as Lu Cangyan was reciting half a sentence of the Buddha's name, Patch suddenly let out a wolf howl, and jumped happily.

"what? What!!?"

Lu Cangyan was also very happy. Hearing this, he immediately raised his head to look, and saw that the brat Chu Yanqing didn't feel ashamed of his nephew and nephew at all, and walked towards the water demon girl with an upright and dignified face.

He looked calm, his eyes were deep, and every step seemed to span hundreds of years.

near...

near...

The beauty was beside her, and Chu Yanqing finally mustered up the courage to slowly raise his head.

He stretched out his hand, and carefully handed it towards the figure who seemed to be in a dream——

handed over -

a sword! ! !

……

……

"puff!!!"

Seeing this, Lu Cangyan couldn't help but take another mouthful of dim sum!This time he finally paid attention to his image, picked up the veil and at least wiped his mouth.

Throwing away the veil, he was filled with grief and indignation: "What the hell did I see!!? Chu Yan drew his sword lightly!!? Brother, did you draw the wrong sword!?"

Patch 5.0 silently looked at the tea-marked snacks all over the place, and said speechlessly:

"Big brother, pay attention to your image, don't drive."

"Fuck, this turn is fast enough, rub it!!! You can kill such a hot girl, Chu Yanqing deserves you to be sold by Fang Jibai to He Huanzong to die!!"

Lu Cangyan acted as if he had never heard of it, and still expressed his puzzlement with a pained face.

But at this moment, the situation at the scene was obviously more chaotic than in Lu Cangyan's house.

Chu Yan picked up the Lihuo Talisman and wiped the neck of the water demon empress with a light and cold sword. A scarlet black spread quickly on the snowy neck, and she sank into the water after a stumble.

Chu Yan lightly picked up the long sword that he used to disguise his identity, and swung it just now, frowning as he looked at the blood dripping from it.

——In these days, Xianzong does not hide from the court to rule the world, so he is a child of a big family, and it is not too much to carry two or three life-saving talismans.

——Although Xianzong is not hidden, it is not accessible to anyone.Chu Yanqing's inexplicable move obviously stunned the friends on the boat.

"Sun... Young Master Sun!!!"

The young man who had been chatting with Chu Yanqing before finally entered the scene with a trembling voice. It turned out to be a freckle-like boy in a disheveled coat.

He had an unbelievable and resentful look on his face: "You, you don't want to live??? Even the river god dares to offend!!! Do you want us to be buried with a boatload of people??"

Chu Yan raised his head lightly, flicked the blood on the sword and said lightly: "But Xie Chong, why is the river god?"

"Damn! A brat who doesn't even have hair on his head! Mysterious way of pretending to be a fart!"

A burly man in his forties next to the guy in the pan coat roared, and hit the boat gang with a fist as big as a casserole.

He said fiercely: "It looks like a big family, but I didn't expect it to be another bastard who wants to become a fairy and go crazy! If you are too busy to make a fuss, then go to make alchemy and gather energy at home! It's a crime! The fart has to catch up with our boat of heroes!!"

It was rare for Chu Yanqing to be condescending to such a rough person, and tried his best to comfort him: "It's absolutely no different from evil, and my family also knows someone who is a master of Taoism, so I still have some judgment."

"Pfft! If I can't say it, I will bring out some unskilled people as a veil! Let me ask you! If the empress is really a ghost! Why don't you take people's lives! At most, you can charge some escort fees That's all!"

"It's just... I've never heard of your empress harming anyone."

"It turned out that the kid from my brother-in-law's family was drowning while catching shrimps in the river. I heard that it was my mother who rescued him."

"Now the guests we brought this time have hurt the empress, so we must not be able to get along in this circle!"

Everyone said something to each other, and the more they talked, the more angry they became, and the expression they looked at Chu Yanqing became more and more unkind.

And it was rare for Chu Yanqing not to be angry.

Thinking of him, one of the four great immortal sects, the Lord of the Mountain, he didn't bother to say a word to those disciples who were true, enlightened, and Shenghan all day long. Now he was kind enough to eliminate harm for the people and explain it, but he was treated as a joke by a group of rough people read.

He frowned, and said coldly: "Hurry up and set sail! You are lucky, you have just broken through your mind after driving this monster. If I don't kill half of its life with a sword today, you can see how it can eat people in the future." Do not eat!!"

The man didn't listen to Chu Yanqing's words at all, and started his head in disbelief: "What? I'm afraid and want to run away at this time? If there is something wrong with the empress, let's see if we don't unload you and fill it with the empress as flesh and blood!!"

He glared at Chu Yan with a gloomy face, and then called to the people in front of him to bring out a huge birch box from the blazing boat that was following him.

A few strong guys stepped forward and lifted the lid of the box with a whoosh, and Chu Yanqing's face suddenly changed:

"What are you doing? Don't you think it smells blood enough?"

Another black-faced man said fiercely: "Fuck you! Your majesty finally showed some insanity, but you cut her clean with a sword! What if your majesty hates the people who went to our Shuipan village for this? We are still counting on the boat to feed our family!!"

The burly man said in a muffled voice: "It's easy to hate us, I'm afraid that the empress will hurt my heart because of this, and she will never show her spirit again."

The black-faced man shook his head and spat: "Damn it! It's all your fault! It's important to be vicious at such a young age!!"

Lu Cangyan could feel the evil spirit in Chu Yanqing's eyes through the screen.

——Hey... It's also my fault that this child was not educated well in the Shenghan Sect. He always shouted and killed no matter he met men, women or children.Today, wearing a Nascent Soul and being nearly a hundred years old, I was criticized by a dozen young men in their 40s and [-]s as young men.

The author has something to say: Huh?Accidentally exploded the word count chapter, and sure enough, Mr. Cang couldn't stop the end when he complained 233. ?﹏?