so dead

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The fool went back to the residence a little unhappy, his hair was gone, although the men here all have short hair, but he just thought he should have long hair and keep it for the rest of his life.

Many things happened today, which refreshed his understanding of the world.

It turns out that some people can really fly!Thinking of those people flying over the walls on TV, he was a little envious. As a corpse, he seemed unable to fly, so he tried to do the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms posture. Even though he can break rocks, he can do it, but it requires a lot of effort on his part, while the people on TV seem to do it with ease.

And he can't let his palms shine and get angry, thinking about it makes him a little frustrated, he must go to those people when he has the chance, and see how they did it.

Climbing onto the kang, he took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, which was given to him by his neighbor, together with a few hickory nuts.

He likes to knock this to pass the time, his body remembers how to eat melon seeds, so he likes it.

The feeling of ignorance is really unpleasant, he took out a mobile phone from the closet, and started to smash walnuts with him, anyway, it was just boring to pass the time.

It was only after he came to Xiahe Village that he realized that this thing was called a mobile phone. The villagers seemed to like it very much, but he hated it.

He has a lot of these things, but this thing called a mobile phone really caused him a lot of trouble.

If he doesn't say anything out of the blue, he will suddenly start making noises, or humming vibrations, which are scary and disturb his sleep. He is often caused by this thing to make his heart pound.

He smashed his mobile phone. Originally, he kept this thing in the tomb, but seeing that almost everyone in Xiahe Village had one, he also wanted to learn how to use it, so he brought them all out, but after so many days He still couldn't learn it, and the mobile phones he brought out were useless, so he simply used these mobile phones as a hammer.

Fortunately, these mobile phones have stopped in the past few days, and basically few of them make any noise or shine.But looking at the mobile phone that smashed walnuts to pieces, he curled his lips, not as good as a hammer.

Losing his patience, he directly crushed the hickory nuts with his bare hands. Perhaps it was due to the frequent listening to people recently. Even if he didn’t turn on the TV, he seemed to be able to hear a lot of people talking, and he was gradually able to understand the meaning of what others said. .

What he wants to do most now is to learn to write and write as soon as possible. During this period of time, he has been obsessed with writing out his own name, and then telling the whole village that his name is He Yi.

Why bother to recall, my head will hurt.

Chapter 4

Judging other people's families from their clothes is sometimes unreliable.

He Yi dressed well, purely because among the group of unlucky people who died, the person closest to his body type was a rich second generation.Not long after he was unearthed, the clothes he wore when he was buried were oxidized and torn, but He Yi didn't understand anything when he just woke up, so he simply stripped off the clothes of the dead robbers. Learning to wear clothes is a painful task. In the process, fortunately, He Yi has not forgotten the skill of looking at pictures and dressing clothes, so a wonderful misunderstanding has arisen.

In fact, the current clothes are very comfortable to wear, as long as He Yi practices a lot, he can wear the clothes very neatly.But he doesn't know how to wear and doesn't want to wear the underwear of those people. He simply feels that he doesn't want to wear other people's underwear that fits so well.

The life in Xiahe Village is actually quite happy. Although he is always laughed at, he doesn't have to worry about survival and there are cute children who teach him to read and write to help him adapt to the current life. He Yi is really satisfied.

But this happy day is destined not to last long.

When the fireworks to celebrate the New Year were lit, He Yi's food reserves were all gone.

He doesn't know what other zombies eat, but his food is blood.Although human food makes him feel full, he seems unable to digest it. It is indeed enjoyable to eat delicious food, but the result is that his stomach is very uncomfortable. Only when he spits it out does his stomach feel better.

Only drinking blood can make him feel relaxed and powerful.He Yi doesn't know what's going on with his current body, if possible, he wants to have a good check-up of his body.

He Yi couldn't bear to look at the corpse in front of him anymore. When he just woke up, the temperature in the north had already started to cool down. Although it had the effect of being frozen and kept fresh, the corpses of these tomb robbers had already rotted beyond appearance after a few months. .

Blood is the same, although he wants to save some to drink for a year or so, but the rate of corruption is far beyond his imagination.

The handling of the dead bodies has also become extremely tricky.

He didn't know what to do with these corpses. To a certain extent, the tomb where he was buried was also his home. It was really disgusting to have a group of thieves die in his home. You have to see them rotten when you go home.

It also smells bad.

He wanted to throw them all out and bury them, but his range of activities was very limited.Once the nearly ten corpses were discovered by outsiders, Xiahe Village would definitely be full of excitement, and the chances of his tomb being discovered by others would increase a lot.

He Yi has been watching TV series like "Serious Cases Six" recently, and he has learned a lot of useful knowledge from the TV series, so now he really doesn't want to deal with the police, and he doesn't have the courage to challenge the current criminal investigation technology.

However, although this group of people is not a good thing, it can be regarded as helpful to him.

He Yi sometimes thinks that the heavens are really good to him, not to mention luck, there are few people who can live after death.

After all, it was easier for him to be put into the tomb. First he was liberated from the coffin, and then he had a lot of food reserves.The clothes, money and mobile phones of this group of unlucky people are all He Yi's property now, and now he can barely bear to let these rotten corpses stay in his house temporarily.

After spending a little effort to move these corpses from the main tomb to the vicinity of the robbery cave, He Yi thought: "Xiahe Village can't stay longer." '

The blood he drank recently was three days ago. It was not human blood but chicken blood. The taste was so good that He Yi didn't want to recall it.But he managed to get this extremely bad meal of blood. In Xiahe Village, he would lose a chicken once in a while at most because he would listen to a few words from the chicken breeder. The village can't hide its secrets.

The people of Xiahe Village were really kind to him, and He Yi didn't want to make trouble for them all the time.But without enough blood intake, his brain will become blunt, irritable and sometimes unable to control his emotions. Sometimes he will be very afraid of attacking people if he loses control.

Rubbing his stomach, He Yi counted the cash in his hands. He didn't have much to spend money in Xiahe Village. Although he liked shopping, it was too eye-catching for a fool who appeared suddenly to spend money lavishly, so he worked hard. Suppress your desire to shop.

This group of people was quite wealthy, and he now had nearly [-] in cash. He Yi took out [-] in a package, which was for the landlord he had never met, and another [-] in cash for the village party secretary.After several months of contact, He Yi probably got to know this old man a little bit. Although he has his own thoughts, he is really nice to He Yi.He is in love with the secretary.

The days ahead may be very difficult, but He Yi is not afraid.His most precious wealth is not the cash, but his own funeral objects.

He Yi carefully packed his funeral objects and put them in his backpack. He already knew the year of his death. Ming Dynasty antiques should be quite valuable, although he didn't know how to get rid of them. Selling some antiques should get him over the initial hurdles.

After activating the mechanism in the room, He Yi watched as the main tomb gradually closed. He Yi felt that his emotions were overflowing. The world had changed so much that he didn't know when he would come back after leaving.

But he knew that he had to leave, his heart was restless and he wanted to break into this colorful world, He Yi chose to follow his heart.

Before leaving, he kicked the group of carrion corpses one by one, especially Brother Mo Zi, He Yi kicked him hard:

"Okay, I'll let you live in my house first. It's basically impossible for you to cheat corpses. Just stay here. When I return to my hometown, you will probably be rotten. I will give it to you later. Make a tomb." Huh, it broke the record, these words can really be regarded as the most complete and fluent words he has spoken since his resurrection.

Although the audience made him very dissatisfied.

After clapping his hands, He Yi crawled out of the robber's hole and filled it up with soil. He had to go back to Xiahe Village again, and he had to tidy up his residence. After living in someone's house for so long, he also wanted to do something to repay them. He doesn't have the ability to decorate the house well now, but he can still keep it clean.

Besides, he also wants to watch the Spring Festival Gala. During the day, the branch secretary brought him some frozen dumplings. He Yi also wants to eat all the dumplings. Although he is the only one to celebrate the first Spring Festival after resurrection, he also wants to have a lively one. Nao, even if you feel uncomfortable after eating dumplings.

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The New Year is here, and this time is also the busiest time in Xiahe Village. The population of Xiahe Village ushered in a small peak due to those returning from work and going out to visit relatives.

It is the happiest time of the year, and people in the village are more enthusiastic about chatting than ever before. There are still a lot of new things in Xiahe Village recently. I mentioned it over and over again, but the people in Xiahe Village most often mentioned fools.