so dead

TV channels.

In fact, he can't read any TV content, but he just likes to hear people's voices and see people's shadows. In order not to reveal his secrets, he pays attention to reducing contact with people, so watching TV has become his favorite. an activity.

Recently he discovered something, although he can't understand what people are talking about now, as long as he tries hard to listen to their conversations and watch TV day and night to listen to people talking on TV, he can gradually understand people What are you talking about.

Although I am not smart, I can do basic imitation, imitate people's pronunciation, and then guess the meaning of words based on their actions and demeanor. Although it is very funny, people in Xiahe Village have gradually discovered that fools can sometimes talk to people Yes, although his speech is often vague, but fortunately, people around him are willing to teach.

He touched the pinyin alphabet posted on the wall and tried to read it. It was given to him by the children in the village. At first he couldn’t understand these tadpole characters. Later, the children in the village taught him how to read it. It's easy to use, although he still doesn't understand it very well.

Maybe it's because of his good looks. Although he looks silly, the children in the village, especially the girls, like to play with him, especially games like teachers teaching students, and he has made a lot of money from it.

Maybe he could try buying some sweets and treats for the kids?He thought, 'I don't have any money, but the grave robbers sure have'

Watching other people spend money these days, he can basically recognize the amount of banknotes and how to spend them, so he decided to go back to the tomb tonight to have a look. The things brought by the tomb robbers are very interesting, although many of them he doesn’t know how to use .

He left in a hurry so he didn't have time to bring anything. Now that he is a fool, he has gradually gained a foothold in this village. This time, he can try to bring back more blood. Although he is very careful, if he goes out too often, he will be punished sooner or later. people noticed.

After yawning, the fool stroked his long hair, it was time to catch up on sleep, tomorrow the village party secretary said he would take him to have his hair cut, although he was a bit reluctant, but as far as he saw, almost all the men around him had short hair , so that the long-haired self is too eye-catching.

But I don't know why, when it comes to cutting hair, my mind is full of "parents who receive the body, hair and skin".

Maybe it's the memory of the past.

Chapter 3

In Xiahe Village, many industries are monopolized, such as supermarket baths, and barber shops.

There are not many people in the place. No matter how many shops open, everyone will starve to death together. In the early years, many people opened small shops to improve their lives. Later, due to competition and other reasons, only Xiahe Village remained. Then there is a supermarket and a hairdresser's.

Master Wang of the barber shop has rich experience. He has cut hair for several generations in Xiahe Village. If you want to ask the villagers what hair quality is, this master can speak clearly and clearly.

It's just embarrassing that Master Wang's haircut skills have not improved for decades. Men's haircuts basically only have three options: flat head, inch head, and bald head. Women's haircuts have more styles. In recent years, although he I have learned how to dye and perm my hair, but the actual operation effect is not so ideal. After coming here, the perm is basically yellow hair with full head and curly hair, which looks like a golden lion king from a distance.

But the aesthetics of modern people has changed, and because of this, Master Wang has become the most unpopular existence in the hearts of the younger generation in Xiahe Village.

Master Wang knew that Xiaonian didn't want to come to him for a haircut, but he didn't care who told him that the main customer service group here wasn't Xiaonian.

Master Wang has been thinking about the long hair of the fool for a long time. As a patient with a little bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, the refreshing feeling in his heart when he sees or cuts his long hair short is simply amazing, especially the quality of the fool's hair looks good. Well, not to mention the ease of cutting off this long hair, it is really a beautiful thing to kill two birds with one stone.

Before the haircut, the village party secretary took the fool to take a bath.

Master Wang’s barber shop does not provide washing, cutting and blow-drying services. Basically, when you go to him for a haircut, you have to boil water to wash your hair and then wait for Master Wang to cut your hair. Therefore, many people will choose to take a bath before cutting their hair. The industry is tied to both. Easy to earn.

Furthermore, the village party secretary also has something in mind and wants to confirm it.

He always felt that the idiot's stupidity was not congenital, but must have been stimulated later.The wandering mentally ill patients basically all look the same, for example, their clothes are dirty and strangely matched, and their bodies are also dirty and smelly.

But none of these things happened to fools.He is clean, and although his clothes are not neat, they are novel and trendy. The village head loves to watch NBA and his grandson also knows some brands of Adidas and Nike after his pursuit of fashion. The brands are basically big names. At first, the village party secretary thought that these were common street stalls, that is, the kind that buy a lot in a dozen or twenty, but later it turns out that the quality is better than the street stalls.

Just in those few days, the boss of the village party secretary was thinking about going shopping in the city, so the village party secretary simply asked her to take the clothes that the fool changed to those shops to inquire about the authenticity. The tens of thousands.

The village party secretary couldn't help but click his tongue. Their family is rich in Xiahe Village but they don't have the conditions to dress like this. Could this be a fool who came out of a rich family?

After two days of contact, I found out that this kid is very polite. He is curious about everything. Turning on the TV can startle him, but curiosity is curiosity. He never harms things. At most, he sees something new, such as TV. I like to pester others to operate the refrigerator over and over again.

He was learning how to operate it, and when he saw that the fool was proficient in turning on and off the TV, the village party secretary had a guess in his mind—this child could still be saved.

Bao Buqi went crazy because of some stimulation, which seems to be good.

Originally, they wanted to contact the police station to send this idiot away, but the village party secretary didn't want to do that anymore.Seeing that his family background is pretty good, and he doesn't have any lethal power, this fool doesn't play with fire or electricity. It would be best if he can stay in Xiahe Village and wait for his family to find him by himself. Then they will definitely have to thank him.

Anyway, if you don’t eat his family, you can wear a few old clothes from his family at most.I simply held a meeting and decided to take the idiot in for a period of time. If there is no good news or no one comes to pick it up, I will call the police station in the spring and give it away. During this period, if anyone has leftovers from cooking, it will be considered a charity. It's life to send someone there.

Of course, if they are fools and run away by themselves, they don't care.

They were lucky. When the village party secretary brought the idiot to the barber shop, Master Wang was not busy, so the idiot was immediately pushed on the barber chair.

"Why does this child cry when he looks at it?" Master Wang wondered, "Isn't it just a haircut and red eyes?"

"Who knows." The village party secretary took a puff of cigarette: "After all, the brain is different from what normal people think." You can still play for a long time by grabbing the faucet.

"Old Wang, why don't you turn on a TV for him to distract him, this kid likes to watch TV." Before Master Wang could reply, he had already turned on his TV on his own, just to pass the time, A station rebroadcasted "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" again, and the village party secretary wanted to recall the past and simply broadcast it on that station.

A familiar voice came out, and Master Wang was suddenly happy: "I haven't watched martial arts in many years, so I just watched it together today." He likes watching the War of Resistance and has never been interested in martial arts dramas, but the 83 version was broadcast. All of a sudden, he recalled a lot of memories.

"Let's take a look at the branch secretary." Lao Wang cut his hair while listening to the voice, and after a while, he had already given the idiot a standard size. Then he watched the idiot staring at the TV and said with a smile: "It seems that I can understand it."

"Don't talk about it, old Wang, maybe you can really understand it. You are making gestures. Why are you trying to become a master of martial arts?"

The idiot didn't seem to realize that he was being laughed at by the village party secretary. He laughed a few times when he watched the party secretary, and then he lost interest in TV dramas. He started looking straight at the mirror, and after a while, he poked his hand into the mirror in anger. of myself.

And then touch your freshly baked small cut.

"I guess I can't bear it." Master Wang tidied up the fool's original long hair, looking at the quality of the hair and selling it for a good price.

"This hair is worth a haircut." After thinking about it, he took out 100 yuan and handed it to the village party secretary. The idiot is easy to fool, and the village party secretary is not easy to fool, but fortunately he still makes money. This idiot is quite good at raising money. For hair, it can be sold at a good price even if it has not been permed or dyed.

The village chief looked at the fool who was brushing his hair and said: "This kid probably has some money in his family, and the nutrition of his hair is probably enough." He took a puff of cigarette: "Just take a bath and look at him, The skin is really good." At first glance, it can only be raised by rich people.

And there were no signs of abuse.At first, he was a little worried that the child's family members treated him badly, so he ran out or abandoned it on purpose, but now it seems that he was accidentally separated from his family.

"I just don't know how it came to our village." Master Wang wondered: "It seems to have popped up all of a sudden."

"Who knows, there are a lot of troubles with rich people." After the last puff of cigarettes, the village party secretary patted the fool who was still stroking his hair: "Let's go." The child responded to these three words.

Originally, the village party secretary wanted to take the idiot to his house for a while, but when he got old, he became lazy after taking a bath, and the village party secretary lost interest, so he simply sent him home, patted his butt, and prepared to go to the supermarket to buy some snacks. It's not bad to sell hair for a small profit