[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The black and white impermanence of the underworld dawdled with me again and again, and I was so angry that I wanted to die. I asked the two of them to draw me the face of the mirror fairy, and they drew dozens of pictures for me, male or female, beautiful or ugly. , simply incomprehensible.

I said to Black and White Impermanence: "I don't want his transformed appearance, I just need a piece of the original shape, what kind of original shape has been repaired, draw it, so I can find someone."

The two shirked the blame together, saying that they were not responsible for what happened in the human world a hundred years ago, and then pulled out the bull's head and horse face, and then pulled out the ten kings. Everyone in the hell came to give me a portrait of Avalokitesvara. The same, as if this guy had a hundred faces and a thousand hands, none of them had seen his real body. In the end, it was the ten kings who said to me: "Bodhisattva, this mirror may not have my own appearance. Do you think he was born to reflect the appearance of others, why did he have his own appearance?"

After finishing speaking, I looked at each other in blank dismay with several colleagues, and whispered to me: "The Bodhisattva draws shadows and figures to find him, instead of going to the sky to find whether there is any record, it will come faster."

I am more afraid to go there to find information. After all, due to some indescribable factors, they have adjusted the overall time process. It may be that they are afraid of living too long and becoming as frustrated as us. In short, time passes very fast there. , the people below are saying that one day in the sky and one year on the ground, in fact, the specific situation is still a bit different, in short, the general situation is like this.

But this is also one of the main reasons for the inefficiency of the heavenly court. They spend a day having nothing to do, hold a banquet, play chess, and deal with the affairs of the world for a year, which causes a large number of unprocessed worlds to be delayed for hundreds of years. Year.

There is also a gap between the time progress of Xitian and the lower realm, but not as big as their gap, so it makes everyone feel sad. Anyway, no matter how the unified adjustment is made, there will be side effects in the end.

I really couldn't find any clues in the human world, so I had to take Hui An to the heavenly court. I remember that most people in the heavenly court were very busy, but Taibaijinxing was very idle, very idle, to a certain level, so I went to find When he was there, he was full of apprehension.

He has a characteristic, although it is not passed down in the lower world, but I know his characteristic is really scary.

This feature is also the reason why he doesn't speak most of the time and writes notes to others. For example, if he is free and has nothing to do, he has to show the way to Monkey King and the others, and sell favors by the way.

Of course, this is also the reason why the Jade Emperor hurriedly agreed every time he spoke, because as soon as he opened his mouth, everyone was busy waiting for him to shut up.

I was slandering myself secretly, when I saw Taibai Jinxing coming out to meet me, I was in a cold sweat when I saw him.

But there is no way, because he knows the most. Before he opened his mouth, I hurriedly asked him: "Old Li, do you know that there is a Sanxian in the lower realm, who has a high level of cultivation. It is a mirror. Once every ten years, the lower realm Looking for a beautiful woman to absorb the soul, can weave a mirror image, no god in the world can find him?"

This Taibai Jinxing Li Changgeng is a white-haired old man with kind eyes and kind eyes. Although he looks kind, his speech is scary, especially when people are in a hurry.I only heard him waving his whisk and said to me: "Oh...it's that... Xuanjing..."

He is not stuttering, but he has lived too long and has become lazy. He speaks slowly and does things slowly. The sky is falling and we can’t make him walk faster. Every time he speaks, everyone rushes to agree to save him from talking. more than.

I said, "Who is Xuan Jing? How can I find him? Do you know him? Did he kill someone? You don't know, my disciple was kidnapped by him, and now his life is dying..."

Even if I said that my disciple's life was in danger, he didn't move too fast. He still said to me in the same rhythm: "This child...is very good...just...very pitiful..."

I jumped up anxiously: "He took my precious apprentice away, please pay attention to it, okay?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Avalokitesvara...don't worry...don't worry..."

……

Can I be in a hurry!

Counting your speaking speed and the relative time of your heavenly court, how many hours have passed by in the fucking lower realm!

Taibai Jinxing tapped me with his fly whisk: "Your apprentice... is not in danger...at least for ten years...will not die suddenly...he...doesn't hurt...the captive...girl, you Listen to me first... slowly... come on..."

I was so angry that I almost violated the commandment of anger, and I asked him back: "He took my apprentice away, so why don't he hurt her and still provide for her!"

Taibai Jinxing walked slowly to the side like a broken puppet, motioning for me to follow: "Yes, he really... confessed..."

……

This is even more perverted!

Taibai Jinxing said slowly: "Xuanjing Qixian...don't worry...he is just a loyal dog. If you are worried...you better worry about his master, I'm afraid...the cultivation level is comparable to mine... .”

Taibai Jinxing took me to his palace, but I didn't want to go with him, he walked too slowly, I could be worn to death by him.

Who knew that he invited me into the palace, shut my apprentice outside the door with a bang, grabbed me and pulled me in, and his speech speed suddenly increased: "You don't know Guanyin, he Master, I've had a headache for thousands of years and it didn't work out, so it's great that you're here now!"

...Wait a minute, can you talk so fast?

So what have you been doing for hundreds of years, relying on the old to sell the old?

Taibai Jinxing saw my astonished eyes, and said: "You don't know, it's not easy for me. I accompany the emperor like a tiger by the side of the Jade Emperor. I have nothing to do except pretend to be foolish and rely on the old man! To save him from worrying about me one day. I ended up just like Marshal Peng that day!"

There's so much information in here that I'm afraid.

Taibai Jinxing said: "Avalokitesvara, you don't know, this mysterious mirror was originally just a mirror of the ancient gods, and after a long time it became wise. His master was originally a nine-headed green python. He fell in love with the Jade Emperor in the past. He suffered eight calamities, and saved the Jade Emperor with eight lives. However, although she has a strong cultivation base, she is not orthodox, so the Jade Emperor expelled her after her cultivation. Being expelled like this, he fought against the Jade Emperor, was beaten to death, and his soul escaped, because he had a grudge against the gods, and dared not enter the six realms of reincarnation, this Xuanjing is loyal, and has been looking for her physical body for thousands of years."

I asked, "That's why you feel sorry for him?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "That's not the case. At the beginning, he didn't have full intelligence. He was just a puppet. He did whatever the green python asked him to do. But after practicing for thousands of years, he is now sane and sane. When the child grows up, he regards Qing Mang as his mother, but Qing Mang only regards him as an eagle and dog, so I say he is pitiful. This child has a kind heart in his heart, if he can cross, he will ask the Bodhisattva to cross."

When he said this, the aura of the Holy Father radiated from his whole body.

But I said: "No, he has taken my apprentice away, and I will not rescue him."

Taibaijinxing: "..."

I added to him by the way: "I'm biased."

Taibai Jinxing stared at me for a while: "I'm partial, too. If you don't get him, I won't tell you."

I threatened him very gently: "If you don't tell me how to rescue my apprentice, I'll take the matter of your ability to speak well to the Jade Emperor—"

The old man Taibai Jinxing was startled and almost jumped up to fight me.To be honest, he usually leans on a cane and looks trembling. I always suspect that he will be buried in the ground soon. Now he walks like flying and speaks as fast as a machine gun. It really shatters my three views.

He had no choice but to say: "Okay! But let me tell you the truth, he must not die. Because the green python has no body, he took your dragon girl to make a container for the green python. Maybe this soul In her own body, maybe not there, but apart from him and Qingmang, no one knows the method of stripping the soul. If he dies, Qingmang's soul will stay in her body forever. You can shape your body again. It is not difficult for you to find this mysterious mirror, you just need to look at him in the mirror, and with your ability, you will surely find him soon."

I said: "Then if it is necessary, how to restrain him, how to break the mirror image?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "You just need to find another mirror, or a pool of water, and use gold and jade to break the phantom in it. Remember that it is gold and jade. Gold is the best, and jade is hurtful. Remember it."

I got a solution, and before leaving, I said to him: "Old Li, to be honest, I used to regard you as a friend."

Taibai Jinxing was confused: "Guanyin, what do you mean?"

I pointed at him, and then at myself: "From now on, it's over for the two of us. I won't beat you when I see you. It's because of my great mercy, I save the suffering..."

Taibai Jinxing said: "What?"

I said: "Let me tell you that one of my disciples was captured by the mysterious mirror. I have three disciples in the South China Sea. In addition to the Hui An I brought today, there are two more. How do you know that it must be the Dragon Girl?" ? How do you know that Qing Mang doesn't want to try another man this time?"

Taibai Jinxing said anxiously: "The Xuanjing photographs a beautiful woman every ten years, so it is naturally a dragon girl—"

I looked at him and said: "No, he took a flower demon first, but lost the body of the flower demon. He captured the dragon girl in Baoxiang country."

I looked at him and said, "Who else is there in Baoxiang Kingdom, don't I need to remind you?"

"But he is a loose fairy in the world, and he has only developed his spiritual wisdom in recent years. How can he know so many things in the upper world?"

Taibai Jinxing sighed and said: "Well, to tell the truth, I was the one who pointed him out, but this green python has a special status, and I just want to wait for her to die a little bit. You must know that if she takes advantage of the wind again, it will be another In a big battle, I just want to calm things down, but I never wanted to hurt your apprentice."

I said: "Since you pointed him out, Baoxiang Kingdom didn't lose its princess and there was no chaos. You must have known earlier that he had captured the Dragon Girl, but you only told me when I was desperate. The old man Li, people borrow flowers to offer Buddha, but you are borrowing a knife to kill someone."

I patted him on the shoulder and said with emotion: "Amazing."

I have long said that they regard our Xitian as a trash can, but now that I think about it, it is more than just a trash can.

In the end, with Hui An, he withdrew from the right and wrong.

There is too much fog in this heaven.