[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Originally, I just kindly took that monkey head in to clean up my South China Sea, but I never thought that he was far more troublesome than I thought.

For example, when he eats, he has to eat for ten people alone. I don’t know how he took the purple gold bowl given to him by the Buddha and how he managed to make enough food for four people. Sex is very suspicious.

Every time the Monkey King opens his mouth, I worry about the whole South China Sea.I don't understand how he, a monkey, eats more than a black bear.

As long as Sun Wukong sat there, my black fur monster would feel worried when he saw him eating.

The most irritating thing is not when he eats the cooked rice, but when he is greedy and dumps food everywhere in my South China Sea. An entire pool of lotus flowers was nearly dug to death by him, and I was so angry that I took Hui An's broom and chased him all over the South China Sea.

To be honest, I have a good temper, and I usually don’t hit children. Just this monkey grandson, I chased and beat his ass with a broom, and he didn’t dare to fight back, so I just covered his head and the world was in chaos Running, jumping up and down, making the whole South China Sea unsafe for me.

I know why Jin Chanzi is angry with him. This monkey doesn’t listen to teaching at all, and his personal heroism is very violent. When I reason with him, he also goes in his left ear and out of his right ear. Whenever I say the magic spell, he grabs my skirt I was so angry that I wanted to kick him into the abyss and throw him to death.

I asked him: "Sun Wukong, you have enmity with Nanhai, don't you?"

Who knows that when I said this to him, he was still standing far away, leaning on the tree trunk and looking at me with a smile: "It's just that I rarely see Bodhisattvas lose their composure. I think it's too rare to see them. There are not many opportunities. I really want to see more." A few glances."

Later, I was really annoyed by him, so I just slapped him and put him under the mountain of slaps. I specially pressed a mountain for him in the South China Sea, and put a talisman on him so that he wouldn't even think about moving.Sun Wukong never expected that not only Tathagata would push him under the mountain, but I would too. After crying and howling for several days, I asked Hui An to gag him, and lived a peaceful life for several days.

I am always like this. Generally, if there is a visitor in the South China Sea, I will let him out to get some air for a walk. As soon as the person leaves, he will be pushed back immediately, and there is no chance to say anything more.

After being pressed back and forth a few times like this, he learned to be honest, and every day when he was released, he squatted on the side obediently, especially sew clothes for Shancai Longnu honestly, very virtuous.

Once Zhen Yuanzi came to chat with me and saw Sun Wukong squatting on the edge of my table and sewing clothes for Hui An little by little. I went to the Human Rights Committee of the Six Realms, and then I remembered that this organization was disbanded a few years ago when several members played cards together because some of them cheated and quarreled.

Zhen Yuanzi said: "Guan Shiyin, if you are in a bad mood in the future, it doesn't matter if you fight with me. I will definitely give up my life to accompany the gentleman. You beat this monkey crazy. It's not good to spread the word, right?"

I said calmly, "He sewed clothes for Hui An willingly, didn't he, Monkey?"

Sun Wukong looked up at me with a sad face, and continued to bury his head in the eye of the needle.

I said, "Look, how much he likes to sew clothes. I always thought that the Buddha didn't know how to use people well, which led to such chaos in the Three Realms. If they let the Monkey King sew clothes instead of raising horses in the first place, Are things much less soon? As for such troubles?"

Zhen Yuanzi: "..."

I said to Zhen Yuanzi: "Hey, you always go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, so tell me, what is the matter in coming to my South China Sea?"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "That's why Na Hongjun learned blindly from Xi Bian'er recently, saying that everyone should bring their female companions when preaching. Where can I find a female companion?"

... This Hongjun is very old, and he is also very capable of advancing with the times.

But I don't think he's telling the truth. After all, he's so good-looking. It's unscientific for the goddess not to want to attend with him.

Zhen Yuanzi said: "You don't know, his banquet is about giving gifts, and I have to give gifts to the fairies, light ones are not enough, I need expensive ones. But everyone knows that there are ginseng fruits in my garden, so naturally they ask me for ginseng fruits , otherwise I won’t go to listen to his sermon. Sigh, I don’t blame me for being stingy, it’s because you, Avalokitesvara, are not good enough to let Jin Chanzi, his master and his disciples beat a lot of fruit, and you don’t want to see my ancestors... "

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You, Great Immortal Zhenyuan, are really stingy to a certain extent.

I said to him indifferently: "I don't know any goddess, you can go."

Who knew that he said to me: "Well, I didn't ask you to ask if there is any goddess I recognize, I just want you to go with me. You see, anyway, your Guanyin has never been able to find a female companion, so we just got married. I'm a companion, anyway, you Nanhai Guanyin has a lot of face, it's not easy for Hongjun to drive you out..."

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Oh, if you invite others to give ginseng fruit, I'll just go with you, what do you think I'm doing, sending a beggar?

I was too lazy to talk to this iron rooster, so I said to the Monkey King who sewed clothes: "Kick him out."

What is the purpose of asking Monkey King to be a mountain monster?Isn't it just to throw out those who are looking for trouble in time?

Sun Wukong immediately picked up the stick and rushed over to Zhen Yuanzi, and he didn't forget to ask: "Why can't Guanyin Bodhisattva find a female companion?"

Zhen Yuanzi: "Because he is good-looking, other goddesses don't want to stand with him..."

Before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong drove him out with a stick, and he said to me while being pushed out: "Oh, Guanshiyin, please think about it, otherwise it will be embarrassing for you to attend the lecture by yourself... "

shallow.

I have already asked Chang'e to go with me, and she hasn't repaid me for saving Zhu Bajie last time.

At that time, I will be the god who brought the most beautiful sister Chang'e in the whole heaven to appear on the stage. I will lose face, and you, Zhen Yuanzi, will be jealous!

However, before I had time to be quiet for a while, suddenly the whole body was covered with cold, and a prickly pain swept over my whole body. It was as cold as falling into hell, and I heard the little monk calling in my ear: "Sister Guanyin, I was captured by a monster. La!"

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Deserve it.

I found him the most capable apprentice in the world, but he was driven away, and now he is arrested?Ask me to save him?Do you want to be shameless?

I even suspected that Jin Chanzi drove Sun Wukong away because he knew that he and I are now grasshoppers on the same rope. He was arrested, thinking that I would have to save him.

I simply pretended not to hear, and continued to play chess when I should have played chess with my disciple, wholeheartedly waiting for the little monk to be eaten by the monster.

As a result, we hadn't finished our game of chess, and my whole body was suddenly cold as if I had fallen into an ice abyss. Before the pain was over, I heard Xuanzang calling in my ear: "Great, sister Guanyin, I was rescued." Come out, don't worry about me!"

I was so shocked by him that I gritted my teeth and scolded him all over in my previous life.

The most exasperating thing is that I went back to the record of his quarrel with Monkey King, and I concluded that it was roughly like this.

Sun Wukong raised the Ruyi Golden Cudgel for the first time, and killed the Bone Demon with one stick. The Bone Demon was so shrewd that he threw down the fake corpse, but the soul and primordial spirit ran away.The little monk was startled when he saw the dead man, and dared to go away.

So, Sun Wukong said: This is a change from a monster. Use your brain to think about where women come from in the barren mountains and mountains. And monsters are best at making good-looking girls to lure you into being a cannibal. Besides, I used to be a monster, I know This process is probably like this and then like that, your heart will be dug out and eaten.Besides, we used to pray for vegetarian meals, so what good would a pie in the sky do?

Little monk: I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen.

Sun Wukong: I was sent by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, do you want to keep me for the sake of Bodhisattva?

left behind.

The second time, the bone spirit turned into an old woman to coax him to lie to him, and was beaten again by the thousand-jin Ruyi golden cudgel. His soul still flew tens of thousands of miles in an instant, and went straight to Yunxiao to watch a good show, leaving behind a fake The dead body is coaxing him below, but he still doesn't recognize it with naked eyes.

Sun Wukong said: "This is also a monster. If you don't believe me, you can look at evidence one, evidence two, evidence three, how about it, believe it?"

Little monk: I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen.

Sun Wukong: I was sent by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, do you want to keep me for the sake of Bodhisattva?

left behind.

The third time, the bone spirit thought he was great, but he didn't dodge any of them. He was really beaten to death, and even the bone corpse was lying on the ground. Listen, he also specially called the nearby land, Liu Ding Liujia and other meritorious officials to testify. Looking at the dead bones on the ground, Monkey King thought: Should you believe me this time?

As a result, the little monk burst into tears: You just don't listen to me!

Sun Wukong: ...I am Guanyin...

Little monk: You go, I don't want you anymore!

Then start chanting.

When I saw him reciting scriptures from a distance, I even had a headache.

Sun Wukong was sentient being, he drove him away, he knelt down and begged him to thank Master for saving him.The little monk didn't want him to kneel and didn't help him, so he turned his back to him and muttered in a low voice, "I'm a good monk, so I don't want your bad manners."

Sun Wukong saw that he couldn't do it, so he turned himself into four, surrounded him on all sides, and bid farewell with tears in his eyes. He had nowhere to go, so he received a bow.

I really doubt that he's either out of his mind, or he's doing it on purpose to provoke his apprentice to lose his temper.

I just thought he was fine, and played the third game of chess with my apprentice. I was thinking that this sentence won Hui An, but who knew that before I moved, the alarm bell rang again, and the cold wind picked up suddenly, so uncomfortable that I wished I could fight. Die this little monk.

I only heard him say to me: "Sister Guanyin, I was imprisoned by that monster turned into a tiger, what should I do! My apprentice can't beat him, I will be killed!"

As he spoke, he mourned and said, "Sister Guanyin, if you don't come to save me, I will be beheaded by the king! If I was eaten by monsters, I would have the honor of dying for my faith. Now I am beheaded as a monster. It is really unsatisfactory." It's worth it!"

While talking, I still didn’t forget to be sensational: "I died for my belief, and I have no regrets in dying. Unfortunately, I don’t have the opportunity to go to the west in this life to thank Sister Guanyin for her guidance..."

I:"……"

When he said that, I was very embarrassed.

I simply said to him: "Oh? Your apprentice can't beat him, so where is your apprentice who can beat him?"

The little monk was still planning to kill me from a distance, but when he suddenly heard me mention Monkey King, he stopped his mouth and died silently.

I said: "Oh, you monk, now you think about Monkey King? Why, I let him save you now. Can you, a good monk, be rescued by his villain?"

That Jin Chanzi used to talk a lot of nonsense in his previous life, but this time he was choked by me, he couldn't speak a single word, he stifled his voice and remained silent.

Oh my god, it's so cool, this golden cicada also has a day to shut up, I was the one who told him to shut up!

In the future, I will show off this matter all over the Six Realms!I'm laughing so hard!

I asked him, "Are you saying, will you be saved by other villains?"

The little monk was aggrieved and choked up: "I..."

I watched his show sincerely, just wanted to see him embarrassed, so I deliberately asked him over and over again. He gritted his teeth, trembling with fright, and refused to answer my question in a daze.

I was proud of myself when I suddenly saw Monkey King coming to sweep the leaves with a broom in dejection, and seeing me talking to the void, he asked Hui An in a daze, "What's the matter, what is the Bodhisattva doing?"

Hui An said: "Oh, then Xuanzang was captured by monsters, my master vented his anger for you."

Before I finished speaking, I suddenly saw the Monkey King rushing towards me, grabbed my sleeve anxiously, his eyes widened, and asked anxiously: "My master was captured by a monster? Is he injured?" Are you scared? Didn’t I tell him that he is the master of Monkey King Monkey King when he sees a monster? Why do monsters make things difficult for him? Did he forget to say that?”

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Are you Monkey King shameless now?

I looked at him for a while, and was so angry that I couldn't speak. I thought that I was kind enough to vent my anger on him. I really had a elixir in my head.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Sun Wukong became more and more anxious, and his voice almost broke my ears: "Is my master dying soon, Bodhisattva, you are talking!"

I was speechless for a while, and at the end, I kicked him away and said: "... Forget it, get out, I don't want you in Nanhai."