[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

When I didn't have apprentices in the past, I was jealous when I saw others had apprentices.

Now that I have an apprentice, when I see him every day, I often want to beat him to death, bury him in a pit, and pretend that I never had an apprentice at all.

Every time he blatantly behaved in public, I wanted to pretend I didn't know him and stomp his head in the ground.

I think he may have an unusually thick skin, but I am a dignified Guanyin, and I can't beat the child in public, so I can only cooperate with him with good words, pick up his intact arm, and ask him in a gentle voice: "Sure? How much is it?"

Hui An stretched out his intact arm, and screamed: "Master, don't use too much force, too many breaks, if you pinch it again, it will break."

I raised my head, looked at the restless Zhen Yuanzi beside me, and said, "Great Immortal Zhen Yuan, your land is so hard that it broke my apprentice's arm. Tell me, how can you compensate me?"

That Zhenyuan obviously never expected that I would have such a shameless day, even drinking cold water would be blackmailed by me.His eyes widened, he was so angry that he almost couldn't catch his breath, staring at me, his lips were trembling: "What does this have to do with me?"

He stretched out a hand from the long sleeve, designated me, and stomped his feet angrily: "You two young masters and apprentices are here to blackmail me! You two are arguing, what are you dragging me in for?"

Seeing that I didn't speak, he just looked at him, knowing that I had no choice but to leave, and because my disciple Hui An's background was in the way, neither left nor right, he finally said: "Guanyin, don't be angry with me. , You don’t mind that Sun Wukong pushed my tree, I haven’t settled with you yet!”

I immediately said: "Okay! Since you want me to pay you back, that's good, my apprentice will pay you back, and he will follow Mingyue Qingfeng to clean up. It just so happened that his hand was broken by you. What a fate!" , why don't you pay him for nothing for the rest of his life?"

Zhen Yuanzi was dumbfounded, suddenly he got an apprentice for nothing, logically speaking he should have made money, not to mention that this apprentice came from another place, he likes to catch idlers the most, at this moment he was overjoyed, clapped his hands and said :"make a deal!"

I threw Hui An to the ground, turned around and left.

Sure enough, before I turned around, Hui An got up from the ground in a jerk, stopped screaming with his arms crossed, and didn't look like he was going to die or live. His eyes were radiant and energetic, and his whole body seemed to be As refreshed as rebirth, he calmly patted the ashes on his body and said, "I'm fine."

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He said to Zhen Yuanzi who wanted to keep him to do the cleaning and was considering whether to provide him with food and shelter: "I suddenly discovered that I didn't break my hand."

That Zhen Yuanzi is not easy to talk to, anyway, I said no, he has the intention of picking it up, and he is not going to let Hui An go.

Hui An said to him: "Your ancestors said, if you have me without him, if you have him without me, if I stay, you will have no fruit."

After finishing speaking, Yun hurriedly caught up with me, followed me solemnly, as if no one had been lost just now, and stood aside with his hands down.

I said, "Why, the hand is healed? Isn't it broken?"

Hui An stared at me for a while, then looked down at his arm, in a dilemma, he hesitated for a while with his head drooped, then grabbed the stick and hit his arm hard.

...? ? ?

To be honest, he has done all kinds of weird things in my South China Sea for thousands of years, and this is the first time he has self-harmed. I was so scared that I hurriedly stopped his stick and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Hui An looked at me seriously, and said confidently: "I learned from Monkey King."

???

Hui An said: "He committed such a big crime, and overthrew his ancestors. Master, why don't you let him put on a show, pretending to pay one life for one life?"

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Oh, then you can hurt yourself, I don't care next time.

I said helplessly: "Tell me, what exactly do you want? You said it earlier, so you don't have to worry about it."

Hui An's eyes lit up in an instant, obviously he had planned this matter for a long time, and he would never let go of any signs: "I want three vellus hairs too!"

...It really was planned for a long time.

I gave these three hairs to Sun Wukong, it’s nothing, after all, he is a monster, no matter what, there are three hundred little monkeys fighting with him, anyway, monsters, no matter how chaotic the battle is, it’s not shameful; but me?

Is it possible that in the future when I send him to do errands, I have to see three hundred little Hui'an fighting in the lower realm?

This one Hui An is enough for my headache, three hundred?

No play, absolutely no play, he would never even think about it.

I said to Hui An: "I don't know anything else, I just know that Monkey King will never come to my South China Sea again."

After I finished speaking, I also ordered the black bear monster: "From today onwards, that dead monkey, Monkey King, don't even think about stepping into my South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest. If he comes, I'll drive him down the mountain. If anything happens, let him take care of himself." solve!"

I thought about it, why should I take advantage of his absence to educate my apprentice well, lest he learn more and more crookedly, and become a greater disaster than Monkey King in the future.

I was thinking simply, but who knows that it has not been a few days, my South China Sea has not been quiet for a long time, I heard the black bear monster screaming at the foot of the mountain, and the Shancai dragon girl stumbled to me and said to me: "Bodhisattva , It’s not good, then Monkey King is coming up the mountain!”

... hit the mountain?He is really amazing!

What is he thinking?

I also know that this monkey is powerful, my silly black bear is afraid that he can't beat him, so I said to Dragon Girl: "Forget it, let that monkey come up."

I saw that monkey monkey, Sun Wukong, rushing towards the lotus platform, his fiery golden eyes were dimmed, he rushed to my platform, and without saluting, he asked me first, "The Bodhisattva came to rescue me when he clearly said I was in danger. I’ve repented, and I’m not even allowed to enter the door!”

The unlucky black bear was still following behind him, and I saw that the hair on the mountain monster’s body had lost a piece of hair on the left and right, and it was very pitiful to cover the swollen head with a pair of fleshy claws. He felt wronged and said to me: “Bodhisattva, This monkey is so fierce, I can't beat him."

I said to Monkey King: "You bother me every day, and you won't let me have a quiet day?"

Sun Wukong crossed his legs and took a seat under my platform, leaned back on the platform, tilted his head, and looked at me with raised eyebrows: "Bodhisattva, if you want to get rid of me now, it may be too late, and you won't be able to get rid of me." Already!"

I said: "You don't want to protect Monk Tang to learn scriptures. What kind of trouble did you come to my place? What kind of danger did your master encounter?"

Sun Wukong said coldly: "He is very good! I'm not good. I won't protect Tang Monk from the west to learn scriptures. However, I'm an idler and have nowhere to go. Why don't you take me in as a Bodhisattva for cleaning, okay?"

As soon as he said that, Hui An panicked, and he hugged his little broom tightly and didn't let go.

I couldn't react for a while: "You don't learn from the scriptures anymore?"

Sun Wukong threw his golden cudgel to the ground and said loudly, "No!"

I asked again: "You will depend on me in the South China Sea in the future?"

Sun Wukong said loudly: "Yes!"

I said: "Even if you don't want to learn the scriptures, you should go back to Huaguo Mountain. What are you doing in my South China Sea? I don't want you and other dishonest people. You can go!"

Sun Wukong saw that I wanted him to go, his eyes turned blood red, he picked up the golden cudgel from the ground, and smashed it under my table with a lot of force, creating a big hole in an instant, making an earth-shattering sound , the gravel splashed everywhere, startled the birds in the purple bamboo forest, and the pool of water that had been calm for thousands of years was shaken, and a lot of water splashed out.Sun Wukong carried the stick on his shoulder, tilted his head to look at me, and said, "This drives me away, that drives me away too, am I so worthless?"

His eyes were blood red, he gritted his teeth and stared at me for a while, then said: "Okay! Let's go, as if I care about you in the South China Sea! Only one piece, my grandson 500 years ago, made a heroic display in Huaguo Mountain On this occasion, the monsters in the 72 caves were subdued, and there were [-] monsters under him. They wore purple gold crowns, ocher yellow robes, Lantian belts around their waists, cloud shoes on their feet, and cloud shoes in their hands. It is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and I have been a master! Just listen to your Guanyin's words, and protect the Tang monk to learn the scriptures, and put this tight hoop on my head. Now that I am down, how can I have the face to go back to my hometown to see my old friend! "

He seemed unwilling to say the following words, but he was forced to speak again, closed his eyes, and said simply: "You put me in this trap, I'll just go back!"

I watched him for a long time before I woke up and said, "You monkey is not here to mess with me now, you really want to go back?"

Sun Wukong said: "Yes, you Guanshiyin doesn't accept me, what am I doing here, do you dislike me?"

I said in a daze, "Aren't you in a good relationship with that little monk, and you want to protect him to go to the west to learn scriptures even if you die? Why did you suddenly go back on your word? Monkey King, didn't you take this opportunity to blackmail me into taking off this hoop for you?"

He sat down on the edge of my table dejectedly, and said sadly: "He kicked me out."

???

Why does this golden cicada play so much?

Does he still not understand?How did he go to the west with a mortal body? He drove away the only apprentice who could beat him. Do I want me to rescue him after being caught by a monster?He thinks beautifully!

I stretched out my hand to stroke his monkey hair, comforted him, and asked, "Why did you get kicked out?"

I comforted him kindly, but he didn't appreciate it. He opened my hand that was touching his head, and said angrily: "The bone spirit wanted to catch him to eat meat, and turned into a human form three times to deceive him. The food he brought It was maggots and toads who wanted to dig out his heart so that he could live forever, but fortunately, he couldn’t recognize monsters with his naked eyes, and he listened to Zhu Bajie’s instigation, and drove out me who was kind enough to save him.”

I:"……"

I knew that Zhu Bajie's pig's mouth was going to cause trouble.

I kindly said to him: "Wukong, your master has a bad temper for a while, and you know it. I will give him three points for his bad temper. Just treat him as farting, don't bother him, and go back Right. There is no quarrel between master and apprentice, and I want to bury my apprentice alive every day, you see, he is still sweeping the floor in my place."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong said: "Then Bodhisattva, you can accept me to sweep the floor for you. I am the majestic Monkey King who sweeps the floor for you. You also have face, don't you?"

Me: "...why don't you want to go back?"

He used to be very stubborn, he was a stone-headed master, but when I asked, he suddenly turned his head away, suppressed the tears in his eyes, and said: "I can't go back! "

After finishing speaking, he threw a piece of paper to me and said: "He personally wrote a derogation letter to me, and asked me to take this as a photo and never see him again. If he sees me again, he will fall into the Avici Hell, and I have died too." Farewell to him, there is no chance of turning around."

That monkey was burnt in the alchemy furnace by the Taishang Laojun that day, and the fire was so scorching that he didn't see a drop of tears, but now he is in front of me like a child who has done something wrong, at a loss, he said in a small voice: " Bodhisattva! My Sun Wukong is not bloodless even if his heart is made of stone. He gave me this letter, and every word is to gouge out my heart. Cut me, beat me, set me on fire, and the pain will be a thousand times more painful."

He drooped his head, didn't look at me, and just said to me: "Now in this world, I am alone again, and no one wants me anymore. Bodhisattva, you are so merciful and merciful, you save the suffering, so you accept me to become a monk with you." Clean it up! My old grandson kowtows to you, burns incense for you, as long as you say a word, I will do whatever I want, I just ask you to give me a place to hide and let me hide for a while."

Hey, he said that, what else can I say?

I said: "Okay, then you will do the cleaning in the future, and Hui An will leave the work to you. You just need to remember that if there is no place for you in the three realms and six realms, I will take you in too. "

After I finished speaking, the monkey jumped up in a jerk, its eyes were bright again, and then it snatched the little broom that Hui An was holding tightly, and swept the leaves towards the back mountain without looking back. .

Hui An looked at me aggrievedly, stretched out his hands, and muttered, "Master, he snatched my broom..."

I said, "Don't you want to sweep the floor all day long? Now that someone else sweeps it, you're not happy?"

Hui An said: "But that monkey—"

I didn't listen to what he said anymore, I just wanted to see how cruel the little monk was, and just drove the monkey out.He Jin Chanzi is so heartless, I have learned a lot.

I opened the letter and was about to read Jin Chanzi's heart of stone, but I saw a big piece of paper with a line written in the middle. I read it with admiration, and saw the big words on it. One stroke at a time, carefully wrote:

"Hmph! I don't want you anymore!"

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Spicy eyes.