[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I think the current situation is a bit dangerous.

Sun Wukong's face was full of words: You, the majestic Guanyin, colluded with that monster. Sure enough, you sent someone to steal that cassock. It's in vain that I trust you so much. You gods don't have a good thing.

Even if Hui An didn't speak, I knew what he was thinking: I want to fight this monster first, and then I will fight with the black fur monster. If Master is still not angry after two fights, I will Fight with the little ones.

As for the little Taoist, the little Taoist is even more troublesome.By the way, when I preached with him back then, I didn’t have any apprentices, so I was able to speak so freely and personally. Now that I think about it, if I let him say it, I showed him my bird when I was explaining the truth to him. things, it becomes dangerous.

I am a disciple who does not learn well at all, and I am afraid that he will learn to be bad after knowing this, and he will be messed up when preaching in the future!

I was thinking, this little Taoist priest is a time bomb, I have to think about not stepping on mine, can I make him shut up first.

Alas, why should I bother with this, so that Monkey King doesn't kill him directly?

It's all right now, if he doesn't kill him, he will have to expose my black history in front of these two brats. It's not really a black history, but these two brats are obviously better than the other, okay Things went awry.

When I met Prime Minister Xiao, I said, I’m fine running naked on the street, but Hui An’s father is Li Tianwang, and we both run naked, Li Tianwang may not be able to bear it.

Now that I am his master, although I firmly believe that what I did was right, if it spreads to Li Tianwang, or if he finds out that his son and I preach in the same way, Li Tianwang will probably not be able to bear it alone. After turning over, I can't wake up again.

As I was thinking about it, the Monkey King came forward and grabbed my other sleeve, and said: "Let's take a step to talk, take a step to talk, little traveler, you talk to that Taoist about Buddhism first, huh?"

After speaking, he tore me away.

Sun Wukong went around to the back of the mountain and said to me: "The Bodhisattva doesn't know something. This Taoist had a small meeting with the black bear and a white snake. I only killed the white snake. The demon still doesn't know about it."

I said: "You also heard what he said, he made many monster friends in the mountains."

Sun Wukong said: "That black bear stole my cassock, this Taoist must have a part too! I will beat him to death first, and then we will go find that black bear monster!"

I managed to stop him: "Why are you beating someone again? You have also seen that I had a relationship with that little Taoist priest before, and it was my enlightenment that he could attain Taoism and become an immortal. That’s right, I’m practicing Buddha, but I’m on the right path after all, I’ve never eaten people, and I’m still friends with him... other monsters hold a Buddhist clothes meeting, so it’s a bit of a Buddha’s fate.”

Sun Wukong said: "I have a headache when you talk about it! How can you talk about it better than my master? According to me, beating to death with a stick is the most enjoyable!"

... Hit, fight, you know how to fight!

Then you call, I don't care.

Seeing that I was going back to the South China Sea with my disciples, he was afraid that he would not find the cassock and be chanted by his master, so he could only stamp his feet on the spot angrily, smashed a few stones angrily, caught up with me, and said to me: " Don’t blame Bodhisattva, I’m used to fighting and killing, I only know how to fight and kill, and I don’t know anything else. Bodhisattva thinks that Lao Sun has a stone-headed mind, so don’t argue with my stone-headed head.”

I asked him, "Then tell me, what do you want?"

Sun Wukong said: "If the Bodhisattva says that the Taoist can't fight, then I won't fight. How about this, Bodhisattva, let little brother Hui An hold him back, and you and I will change into that Taoist and go find the black bear monster. He Always hiding in the hole and not opening the door, I can't beat him, as long as he opens the door, see how I deal with him!"

I couldn't resist him, so I could only say to him: "Why don't I become that Immortal Lingxu, and you become the elixir in that plate, and after that black bear monster eats the elixir, you make a fuss in his stomach, sure How about asking him to be obedient?"

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said: "Okay, okay, let's go!"

I could only secretly send a remote voice command to Hui An: "You hold that Taoist, we will come as soon as we go."

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Hui An say to the Taoist: "You and I are so boring chatting, let's have a fight."

……

I also heard Taoist Lingxu say: "Hey, it's not good to be beaten... Oh? Why did you hit me on the head? Why are you so different from your master?"

Hui An said: "Whatever is different, I am here to save you, if you don't want to miss the opportunity, take up arms and fight with me."

Taoist Lingxu said aggrievedly: "You can be saved after a fight?"

Hui An: "Yes, you won't fall into hell after a fight."

……

My apprentice, the way of preaching is much more fascinating than me!

I originally wanted him to use Buddhism to educate that Lingxu Taoist who hangs out with monsters every day, but he only wanted to fight, and completely abandoned my Buddha's purpose of talking first and then fighting.

Now I am in a hurry to get back the cassock, and we don’t care about how Hui An preaches, so I have to change into the Taoist Lingxu just now, holding a glass plate in my hand, and Sun Wukong turns into an elixir in the plate, with me Let's knock on the door of the cave together.

Seeing that the little demon in the Heifeng Cave was a friend of his great king, he immediately came over and opened the door, saying, "Master Daoist, you are here. A few days ago, that monkey killed the old monk of Guanyin Temple, and then killed King White Snake." I was beaten to death, and now our king has lost two friends in a row, so sad!"

Before I could say anything, the black fur monster suddenly rushed out of the hole. It was covered in jet-black black fur, and its whole body was like a piece of coal. It only had a pair of black eyes hidden in the black fur and glistened with tears. Bear Claw hugged me and cried loudly: "My best friend, both Xiaobai and the old man were killed by the Monkey King, and he came to my door to beat me!"

I didn't know what to say, I was thinking about the way the Taoist spoke just now, as if he was a silly and sweet No. [-] person, so I persuaded him: "It's okay, it's okay, I can't beat you."

The black bear monster wiped his tears and said: "Although he can't kill me, I can't kill him either. That monkey is so inhumane. I got hungry after fighting with him, and he won't let me go back to eat! Every day in front of my door Call the door to scare me, so that I can't eat well!"

……

You spirit bear also loves to eat.

The black fur monster said aggrievedly: "I told him everything, I came out to fight with him after dinner, but he just didn't listen. Wouldn't it be good for him to go back to eat at this time? We can continue to fight when we are full. He insisted that I fight him on an empty stomach, saying that he has been under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years without enough to eat, and he is not as fussy as me, but he is a monkey and I am a bear, so can the degree of hunger be the same?"

……

I had no choice but to say: "Don't be too stubborn. If this monkey comes to you every day, then you won't be able to eat well every day. You can send the Buddha clothes back."

The black bear monster said: "Oh, to tell you the truth, I took this cassock because I was greedy. I often hear you say how good Buddhism is, but I can't understand what you said. Every time the three of us have a tea party together , you and the White Snake were the ones discussing the Dao together, I was like a bumpkin, I could never interrupt, I just thought that if I had this precious cassock, I would also be a high-ranking demon, and I could be with you in the future Playing, who knows that it caused such a big disaster."

……

You bear spirit... is also very cute...

Wait a minute, your character design is not at all the same as the legendary bear spirit.

As I walked into the cave with him, he puffed his stomach angrily and said to me: "This monkey is really bad. I have never seen such a bad fairy again. It pissed me off, really pissed me off." .”

What can i say?

I had no choice but to say to him: "I made this elixir specially for you. If you are not happy, I promise you will be happy after eating one."

The black bear monster looked at me, moved to tears, and swallowed two elixir with moved tears: "My friend, you are so kind to me!"

Before he finished speaking, the Monkey King had already turned mountains and seas in his stomach, and the painful black fur monster rolled under the table and rolled all over the floor, looking aggrieved: "What should I do, my stomach hurts, what do you do?" There is no elixir for stomach pain?"

... At this time, do you still think about eating?

Sun Wukong yelled in his belly: "Black fur monster, if you don't return my master's cassock to me, I'll punch a hole in your stomach!"

The black bear monster was shocked, and quickly hid near me: "My dear friend, that monkey ran into my stomach! What can I do now!"

... You still haven't realized that I am not your best friend.

Sure enough, most of the monsters become spirits are not good, because the brain is not enough.

In order to let him understand the ins and outs of the past earlier, I had no choice but to change back to the original, and said to him: "I am not your best friend, and I can't save you, unless you return the cassock to Monkey King, or he will make a hole in your stomach , your cultivation for so many years will be in vain.”

The black bear understood the state of the matter, clutching his stomach so painfully that he was about to die, he hurriedly called his subordinates and said: "Come quickly, come quickly, take the cassock and give it to them!"

Sun Wukong didn't see the cassock, so he absolutely refused to come out of his stomach until the little demon handed the cassock into my hands.

I said to Sun Wukong: "Monkey, come out, the cassock has been brought back."

Sun Wukong emerged from the black fur monster's stomach, and hit the black fur monster on the head with a stick, sneering: "I'll kill you, the black bear who stole the cassock! Today I will make your head bleed out and your stomach cut open! I will kill you again!" Take off your bear skin to sew clothes for my master, and fry your bear paw to stuff my teeth!"

At this time, a very happy voice suddenly came from outside. It was obviously the silly little Taoist priest who came back: "Da Hei Hei, you must not have guessed who I met just now! I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva just now, and the Bodhisattva is so kind." , Let his apprentice teach me!"

……

It was as if time had frozen in that instant.

I looked at the stick raised high by Sun Wukong, at the half-dead black fur monster being tossed by him, and at the silly Baitian who hopped in from the door, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.