[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I looked at the palm of Sun Wukong's palm, slapped his hand off, and said, "Why, weren't you very majestic when you went to the Nantianmen to borrow treasures, and you showed off your treasures in front of that villain by yourself, which attracted people's greed. , and fueled the flames, how come such a powerful Monkey King can't beat a black fur monster that is stealing treasures?"

Seeing that I knew the past and the future, and the ins and outs of the matter, he immediately changed his face and said with a grin: "Good Bodhisattva, I was just joking with you. My master's cassock was stolen by the black bear. He said If I can't find the cassock, he will chant mantras to kill me. Didn't you say that you came to save me when I was in a desperate situation? Now I am in a desperate situation. If I can't find the cassock, I will Master just recited the mantra."

I reminded him: "I can also recite that mantra."

Sun Wukong was in a hurry: "You are reasonable, not as unreasonable as him. Besides, it is the temple of your Avalokitesvara anyway. I thought that since the old monk was willing to worship Avalokitesvara, he must be a good person, so I showed him the cassock. It doesn’t matter if you look at it, who knows that you are so picky, and you let him worship this kind of person. Could it be that you, Avalokitesvara, are greedy for incense, or how could that old monk live to be more than 200 years old?”

... This monkey's mouth really needs to be punched.

The old monk lived a long time, and it wasn't that I let him live a long time, so I didn't allow him to take good care of himself!

I said: "As long as there is a sliver of kindness in your heart, my Buddha is willing to save him. Although the old monk is greedy for your master's cassock, he has done a lot of good things, and now he smashed his head against the wall and committed suicide. You Still want to pick my faults? I have thousands of followers in the world, which one is perfect? ​​Could it be that you will become a Buddha in the future, and those who have faults and selfishness, you will not allow them to enshrine you, and you will not allow them to have the opportunity to correct their mistakes , to be kind?"

Sun Wukong was stunned by my words, and choked back his righteous words, but he was not reconciled, and muttered: "But the old monk colluded with the goblin. You see, he lived to be 270 years old. He must have learned from that black bear. He is also guilty of murder, where there are 'some shortcomings', it is not a good thing at all, he deserves it when he dies, he deserves it!"

I sneered: "You have really become the disciple of the Buddhist scriptures now, my Sun Dasheng. Were you not a monster back then, you killed more people than the old monk ate more rice! Are you Shouldn't he also die under the Five Elements Mountain, and never be reborn?"

It's easy for me to fool this monkey, but the things inside are not so simple.

According to Xitian, all living beings are equal, so goblins and humans are legally able to become spirits, and immortals, Buddhas, and Taos were originally cultivated. There is no reason to allow people to practice Taoism, but goblins are not allowed to practice Taoism, but goblins are different from people. People cultivate Taoism and become immortals by doing good deeds, and goblins absorb the essence of heaven and earth in the mountains and fields, that is, well-developed animals.

Some people always say that goblins cannibalism is not worthy of Taoism, and goblins who have eaten people deserve to die, but think about it another way, we can’t control how this food chain is. After all, people are allowed to eat animals, so why not allow animals to become spirits and then eat people What?It's not fair!Although the Buddha wanted to abstain from eating meat, he couldn't kill people just because they ate meat. So we don't care if goblins eat people, and we can't do it if we control them.

Why don't we just take the underdogs who have become elites and take them to the sky to do things?How many goblins have to be recruited, and each of them will be immortal after going to heaven, and sooner or later, the western sky will be overwhelmed.

Moreover, the rules of the East and the West are different. Xitian is someone who has done great good deeds in the previous life. He ascended to heaven with good fate and was given a seat; Heavenly Court is the one who led the army in the previous life and killed people and slaughtered the city. The Jade Emperor watched him fight. If you have great ability, or if you are a courtier, you have great ability to engage in literary struggle, so you can take it to be a leader or a writer.

So the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor conspired together and came up with a bad move. Let the Monkey King protect Tang Monk from the west to learn scriptures. He was beaten to death, so it's not the fault of our Western Heaven and Heavenly Court, and we can't blame the monkey for killing too much. After all, he is a goblin, and goblins fight goblins in their nests, not the fault of our administrators of the two realms.

I think this method is very immoral, I know that if the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor get together, it will never be good, and I don't know what the secret calculations are, but now it's good, this matter has fallen on me again.

well!Monkey, you are still young!

I kindly said to the monkey: "In the future, don't kill monsters at will. Sooner or later, you will have to repay the debt. If you see anyone, you will kill them. Be careful that you will be used as a gunman in the future."

But the monkey didn't listen to me, and said, "Whoever dares to block my way to learn scriptures, I will definitely not spare him! Bodhisattva, don't you feel sorry for that black bear who stole the cassock for you, are you afraid that I will kill him?"

Alas, it is because of your personality that you are being used as a gun!

All his good intentions were regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs by him, and I didn't want to care about him anymore, so I simply let him beat him. Anyway, it was a combination of the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor. It's a good thing.

The Monkey King tugged at my sleeve and said, "Bodhisattva, my master is still waiting for me to take the cassock back in the Guanyin Temple! Come with me quickly and take that black fur monster away, and I won't bother you to practice anymore!"

I had no choice but to follow him to collect the black fur monster. As soon as my apprentice heard that there was a monster to fight, he immediately followed him with his broom. , happily following behind Monkey King.

When Sun Wukong turned his head and saw Hui An following behind, he wondered: "Bodhisattva, you black-faced apprentice, don't tell me you haven't been weaned, he follows you wherever you go."

I thought to myself that he wanted to fight with him, to see if there were any goblins that Monkey King didn't kill, so that he could continue to make up a few sticks.

I looked back at Hui An, I really think he is very happy now, very happy, but Sun Wukong said to me: "It's fine for him to follow, what are you doing with such a dejected face, as if I owe him something?" generally."

I looked at Hui An again, and I thought that Hui An was not only very excited today, but his eyes were shining, how could he tell that she was unhappy?

I said to Sun Wukong: "Nonsense, my apprentice is obviously very happy. You can't tell, it's a monkey with bad eyesight."

Sun Wukong stared at him for a long time and asked dejectedly, "How did you know that?"

I said: "Look, his eyes are obviously a little wider than usual today, and if you look carefully, you will find that the corner of his mouth has an almost straight line. Although the arc is small, it still proves that he is very happy. And very happy."

Sun Wukong: "..."

He said to me: "Bodhisattva, you are a master, and it is very difficult to be a master."

Nonsense, I obviously get along very well with my apprentice, so don't pick trouble.

I said, "Why don't you believe me, you silly monkey? I'll ask Hui An to prove it to you." So, I turned around and asked Hui An, "Hui An, master took you to fight in groups, are you happy?"

Hui An hugged his black stick and said, "Did you beat him to death?"

I said, "Don't push yourself too hard. A fight is fine. There are so many demands."

Hui An said, "I'm happy when there's a fight, who said I'm not happy?"

I turned my head and asked Sun Wukong: "Did you see it? My disciple is very happy, not only very happy, he almost burst out laughing."

I don't know what's wrong with Monkey King. After hearing what we said, I suddenly hit my forehead with a stick and refused to speak anymore.

I said to Hui An: "People in this world always misunderstand you, but it doesn't matter, as long as Master understands you."

Our master and apprentice cherish each other, love is stronger than gold, only Sun Wukong hit his stone head with a golden cudgel on the cloud head, as if he was stimulated by something, poor child, probably because he was smashed stupid by the Five Elements Mountain , I haven't slowed down so far.

When we arrived at the foot of Heifeng Mountain, we were about to find a way in the mountain to find Heifeng Cave. Halfway there, a Taoist suddenly turned around at the front of the hillside.

The Taoist was walking forward with a transparent plate containing two elixirs, and bumped into Monkey King.

Sun Wukong staggered two steps, the Taoist didn't stand still, he hurriedly protected the plate in his hand, he was careful not to see the elixir falling out, and he was relieved.

Sun Wukong was bumped by him, at first he was in a daze, but after staring at his face carefully, he suddenly picked up his stick and went up, aiming to hit the Taoist on the head.

Originally, Sun Wukong's ability, the Taoist didn't say that he fought him, he was worried about whether his elixir was safe, and he was hit on the head with a stick long ago and his brain burst.

However, Hui An saw that it was impossible, he hadn't fought monsters yet, and Monkey King had been beaten by monsters for several days in a row. He was unhappy, so he went up and stopped Monkey King.

So, the Taoist who was protecting the plate was not beaten, but my apprentice and Sun Wukong fought.

The Taoist held his small plate in his arms like a baby guard, and watched Monkey King and Hui An fight with his eyes wide open.

Sun Wukong was in a hurry, and said: "Little Walker, why did my old grandson provoke you again, why did you want to hit me?"

Hui An said: "My master said, bring me to fight in groups. You eat alone, you should fight."

……

Sun Wukong said anxiously: "What kind of group fight is not a group fight? Put your group fight aside for now, and wait until Lao Sun kills that demon!"

Hui An also has a stubborn temper. He said he wanted to fight in groups, but Monkey King wanted to eat alone, so he didn't talk to Monkey King, so he just kept fighting.

Sun Wukong was so angry that he jumped his feet: "You little brat, I don't listen to you when I talk to you. If I ask you to talk, you don't talk like a dumb person!"

Alas, Hui An is the kind of person who talks when you ask him to talk!Even if you beat him to death, he will not speak if he does not want to speak.

What's more, how do you know that for a guy like you in the mountains, it is common for you to fight monsters, but Hui An has not had many monsters for him since he was a child, and it is a treasure to meet any one.

They were fighting, the Taoist in white saw me, and suddenly said pleasantly: "Ah! Sister Guanyin!"

...? ? ?

Originally, Hui An and Sun Wukong were fighting fiercely. Hearing him make such a noise, he stopped his hands in fright at the same time, turned his head and stared at us with wide eyes.

Taoist Lingxu hugged the elixir in his arms, jumped over and pulled my sleeve: "We met before, do you remember me? Oh, I was the one who was ignorant hundreds of years ago and collided with me. Bodhisattva, it is said that day, after the Bodhisattva taught me the Tao, although I was scared away at the time, but after thinking about it later, it really made sense! So I stopped reading, sat at home and studied it carefully, and finally gave up. Academic fame, I have gone to cultivate immortality!"

……

I still can't remember who he is.

Hundreds of years ago?

When did it happen?

He said: "At that time, I couldn't find the original Buddhist scriptures, so I practiced with Taoism, but those Taoists said that I was crooked. After thinking about it, I think what you said is more reasonable than them, so I don't practice in Taoism." Yes, I went to the mountains to practice with monsters, and now I have become a little fairy, and I have made many friends with monsters!"

……

who the hell are you! !

He also said: "I was recently in the Tang Dynasty temple in the east, and found that the Emperor Tang built the Guanyin Temple according to the true appearance of Guanyin. Only when I saw the Buddha statue did I know that you didn't lie to me that day. You are really Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

...I seem to remember who he is.

Wasn’t it the scholar who was scared by me when I was preaching, and ran away shouting “Help, there’s a madman” along the way?

In order to prove the gender of Avalokitesvara to him, I took off my clothes and pointed to my gender characteristics to baptize his mind, causing him to mistake me for the one with the broken sleeve?

...God.

The former scholar and the current Taoist pulled my sleeves, with a happy smile on his face: "I knew that if I practiced well, I would definitely see you again in the future! I have a friend named Black Bear Monster, and I told him that the Buddha How good is Guanyin, so he helped build a Guanyin temple with the monks! Alas, it was a pity that there was a fire a few days ago and it was burned, otherwise I could take you to see it. But what a coincidence you came, He just got a very beautiful cassock yesterday! Let me take you to see it, okay?"

……

Sun Wukong widened his eyes and looked at the Taoist, then at me, and suddenly his whole body shivered.

Hui An stared at me with wide eyes, and then at the Taoist, with a hint of joy on his face.

I know him so well that I can tell at a glance that he is saying——

Are there more goblins to fight?Great!

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Normally, I should have updated it at [-] o'clock. Sometimes Jinjiang swallows a new chapter and I can't help it, just wait for it to spit out...