[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The first time Hongjun wrote a storybook, it caused me trouble. It was he who wrote a storybook about me and Yang Jian.

Why is it me and Yang Jian, because when Yang Jian split the mountain to save his mother, the Jade Emperor asked me how to deal with such a rebellious child.

He was a rather sick person, and he said how to deal with it. To put it bluntly, he began to secretly think about what criminal law to use or where he would be sent to in the end. The crueler the better, he was very happy.

I said that I think this kid is pretty good, the key is to be able to fight. In fact, looking at it later, Yang Jian's strength is comparable to that of Monkey King.

But I thought about it and said to the Jade Emperor: "I think this kid is very good. If you don't like him, send him to study abroad."

The Jade Emperor thought about it for a while, so it was considered a distraction, at least he suppressed it for the time being, and if it didn't work out, he would say that he connected with a foreign teacher to rebel and make trouble, so it's easy to clean up.

As a result, Yang Jian learned a new language after he went there, but later found that God was bald every day, because his believers started to study science at every turn, which made him very worried.He studied in the west for a while, and when he came back, he made two discoveries:

1. Believers cannot engage in science.

2. Believers are not allowed to engage in business.

When the Jade Emperor heard these two points, he felt that it was very useful. He immediately thought that this nephew was good, and immediately gave him a high position.

When Hongjun changed this passage to beauties saving heroes, he didn’t know that I was a man, because he was really old, but no one dared to tell him about any new things outside, which led to his lack of information. We are all one step late.

The second time he wrote a book about me was the encounter between Jade Emperor and Qing Mang. God knows how this matter got to his ears.

But the problem is that when he wrote this, Qing Mang had already been killed in front of the Jade Emperor, and he was still writing the beautiful myth of two people loving each other. I.

Chang'e and I are included in many playbooks written by Hongjun. I don't know why, but the two of us have to appear on stage anyway. Now I'm not sure if this old gentleman remembers that I'm a man. a vital matter.

When he wrote this storybook, the discerning people on the Tianting side could see the problem at a glance, and no one dared to say anything. He threw it around like a hot potato, and no one dared to answer it.

Sun Wukong has a great reputation. The first two scenes of fighting with Yang Jian have just become popular at both ends. All the scripts are pouring into his hands, and he is very picky.

Hongjun watched the two films he made. Although there were suspicions of self-exaggeration in both films, he liked Yang Jian's emotions after being beaten all over the floor by Monkey King, so he happily shared this content. If you are sensitive, the notebook is personally handed over to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong wanted to take this drama very much. After all, it was written by the ancestor Hongjun himself. The basis for publicity is there. How dare the gods not support him.

In the end he looked down, mother, Jade Emperor and Qing Mang, they didn't even have the guts to write in the unofficial history.

And everyone basically already knows the ending of this matter, but Dudu Hongjun doesn't know, he can take a step back every time, and now he just learned about the progress thousands of years ago.

Sun Wukong was very worried, and every time he was worried, he would come to my lotus pond to vent his anger by dumping mud.

You must know that my pond is thousands of feet deep and connected with water from all corners of the country, so he can jump to the bottom to dig lotus roots to eat.

Who knew that Sun Wukong was too worried this time, he used too much force when passing through the pool, and poked a hole in the bottom.

Sun Wukong shouted in the pool: "Bodhisattva, I poked a hole in your pool! Come down and see!"

I looked down and saw that he was roaring in the water, and his sound could be transmitted thousands of miles, which shows that his mana is not small.

I leaned on the pool and said to him: "You make it up again."

Monkey King is not an obedient master, he lowered his head, stretched out his hand and found something in the hole.

He was most curious when he wanted to go to the Immortal Caves one by one to dig for treasures. When he found out that there were secrets in my South Sea Pond, he started digging with great interest and unexpectedly found a big living person.

I heard him whispering at the bottom of the pool: "Kusa...I dug out someone."

I'm so curious.

Can he dig someone out?

So I asked him, "What did you dig out?"

Monkey King suddenly trembled, and after a long while, he muttered: "You."

???

The people in the water were obviously still meditating. It wasn't until Sun Wukong carried his golden body to the shore that I suddenly saw myself meditating.

It was really two people who were exactly like looking in a mirror, one was sitting and the other was standing, staring blankly at each other.

The man was meditating at the bottom of the water, but suddenly he was lifted up by Monkey King, he didn't move much, he just looked at me and asked, "Who are you?"

I was taken aback.

You must know that I have lived for tens of millions of years, and most of the things are not troublesome. It is really a chill behind me to encounter such a miracle.

How long has he been on the bottom of my lotus pond?

I said to him, "I am Guanyin of the South China Sea, who are you?"

This person stared at me for a while, and said: "Your six sense organs are not clean, and you are covered with dust and fire. How can you be the Guanyin of the South Sea? I am the Guanyin of the South Sea."

I asked him: "If I am not Guanyin of the South China Sea, what could I be?"

He looked me up and down and said, "It's just a human being."

I thought about it, and I actually felt that what he said was reasonable. Since he is Guanyin of the South Sea, what kind of thing am I?So I said to him: "Since you are Guanyin of the South China Sea, then I must be a fake, and I will give you this seat in the future. You remember that you will show up every 200 years, preach every 50 years, and you have to go to Buddhist meetings. When the two religions quarrel, you have to persuade them to make peace, and if people die or live in the lower world, you have to work hard to coordinate—"

But he looked at me blankly and said, "I'm already a god, why would I care so much about these things?"

I was at a loss: "If you don't do these things, how can the believers in the lower realm remember you? You must know that sometimes we need to step on it from time to time in order to expand the believers. If you don't do anything, I will teach you how to continue?"

But he said: "If you believe in you, it will be beneficial. If you don't believe it, you will live and die. What is the difference between a god and a villain?"

I stared at him dumbfounded.

He is too easy to be a god.

But to be honest, no one will write if there is no benefit. I think science is also very popular in the west, but no one kowtows to science, offering it to the sky, and standing statues to worship it!

He also said: "The reason why you care about these things is because you are not a god at all. You are a god in the eyes of people, but in the end you are just a human being."

After the man dug out of the lotus pond said these strange words to me, he turned around again, jumped into the water, and returned to his previous place to meditate. On him, after a long time, it covered him again.

I don't have any objection to what he said, but a big living person sleeping under my lotus pond made me really uncomfortable, and I often felt as if there was a stone lying on the sole of my shoe.

One day I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to dig him in the lotus pond again, but after digging for a long time, I found nothing, and I never saw him again.

I still don't know who he is, why he came here, why he appeared, and what he was talking about. Maybe he is just a weirdo who runs around and sleeps under other people's houses. I don't care about him.

Thinking about it now, it's also not a good god, the Jade Emperor is much better than me.At least he is real.

But Monkey King's story book was finally picked up.

There is no reason to refuse Hongjun's affection.

But he changed the protagonist to Tang Taizong and his queen. Anyway, this sad love story between a god and a demon turned into a court chore. After two rounds, no one watched it again, and finally sank. go down.

This is also the case with many things in this world. After a vigorous stir, it turns back to the original point without any change.

Just like the person who was suddenly dug out from my pool, he shocked everyone when he came up, and he uttered amazing words, but in the end, he disappeared without a trace.

I will still be my fake Avalokitesvara, and he will still find places to meditate everywhere. No one knows who is real between the two of us, even Sun Wukong, who has had his identity stolen, doesn’t care much, let him do whatever he wants went.

In this way, the final chapter of death fell.

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