[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Yang Jian is actually not very similar to the legend.

He usually hangs around outside and rarely returns to Heaven.Accepting incense in the world does not depend on the power of the family.

He listened to the tune but not the announcement, so he lived a relatively leisurely life.If no one rushed to heaven to fight for thousands of years, he would have nothing to do for thousands of years.

Most of the time, his decisions are quite sudden.

When he became sworn brothers in Meishan, it wasn’t that he was sworn sworn brothers with six other people, but he saw the other six sworn sworn brothers. He thought it was fun, so he said: Let’s play together!

It happened that the six of them also thought he was very funny, so they played together.

All in all, it's fate.

Driven by fate, those six people did not happen to be sworn brothers here at all, they were destined to be sworn brothers here by fate.

Anyway, in the legends of later generations, this predestined sworn brotherhood was passed on beautifully.

As for him splitting the mountain to save his mother, it happened rather suddenly.

Anyway, one day, he suddenly discovered that he still had a mother.Mother was trapped at the bottom of the mountain.

After thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was unrealistic to move the mountain away.

After thinking about it, he suddenly decided: Then let's split the mountain!

He didn't consider the thickness, width, length and weight at all, and he didn't measure accurately when he split, and he wasn't afraid of hitting his mother's head and splitting his mother's head in half.

But his mother's head wasn't split in half.

This is destiny.

Then, in the legend of future generations, this destined salvation will be dressed even more beautifully.

It was passed on and on, until the end, Yang Jian, a god who usually had nothing to do, turned out to be the god with the most incense in the entire heaven, which shows the importance of publicity.

Of course, his propaganda is inseparable from Rata. At that time, his uncle, the Jade Emperor, was already very famous. There were many people in the world who burned incense for him but did not get rewarded. As soon as the story of the decree came out, someone immediately built a temple for Yang Jian, and the incense was so strong that it almost surpassed the three saints for a while.

Of course, Yang Jian didn't think so at first, because his publicity team is more powerful.

But later, the Jade Emperor found out that these people described him very badly, as evil, and bullied his own sister in their publicity.

Although the facts are like this, but he is the Jade Emperor, you can't say that the Jade Emperor is like this.

As a result, these people were beheaded together, and Yang Jian no longer had a propaganda team.

He had neither a propaganda team nor a fight to fight, so he raised a dog.

But the amazing thing is that without the control of the publicity team, his appearance as a dog became more and more biased. In the end, someone said that he looked like Yang Jian, had an eye on his head, and could eat the moon.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Chang'e lives in Guanghan Palace. If Yang Jian's dog dares to eat the moon, I think Chang'e can beat the dog half to death with a board. Let's see if it still has the guts to eat it.

All in all, the current Yang Jian doesn't need a publicity team, and no one wants to fight with him, and his dog can't eat the moon, so he is really free.

He simply ran to my South China Sea to fight Monkey King, without considering my feelings at all.

As for Sun Wukong, he was granted the title of fighting against the Buddha, not for nothing, a dignified Buddha has a place to live anyway.

The Buddha asked Dou Victory Buddha: Where do you want to live in the future?Do you want to move out or live with everyone?

As soon as Sun Wukong became a Buddha, he started to play big cards, saying that if I want to live in Huaguo Mountain, I want to live in Huaguo Mountain.

Don't live anywhere else.

But the problem is that his Huaguo Mountain is in the human world, and there are many demons around Huaguo Mountain. It is not proper for a Buddha to live with demons.

Tathagata decided to build him a mountain of flowers and fruits.

I saw the Tathagata sitting on the top of the hall, picking his nose, and throwing it to the east, a mountain of flowers and fruits rose out of thin air on the east sea.

Sun Wukong was stunned immediately.

He has never seen a mountain rising from the ground with the power of a fairy, let alone verdant vegetation when the wind blows.

But the most important thing is that although the Huaguo Mountain created by empty hands is very good, it was dug out of the Tathagata's nose. God knows what the Tathagata dug out of his nose.

Monkey King was scared, he didn't want to live in this new Huaguoshan at all.

But this mountain is exactly what he wants, and the Tathagata built it for him, so it's not suitable.

Even so, Sun Wukong lived on Huaguo Mountain every day, and always felt that he was living in the nostrils of Tathagata, which was very uncomfortable.

Not only was it uncomfortable, it was also very strange.

There is really nowhere to go, so he can only come to live in my Nanhai.

When Yang Jian came to fight with him, he was dredging mud in my lotus pond very seriously.Yang Jian stood at the gate of the South China Sea with his arms crossed and shouted, "Where is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!"

Sun Wukong crawled out of the mud pool, shouting with his head covered in mud: "What Monkey King is the Monkey King! It is obviously Sun Wukong who defeated the Buddha!"

Yang Jian shouted: "Okay, okay, no matter what your name is, it's good that you're here! It can be regarded as finding you, come, let's fight!"

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong looked at him with contempt, and said with extreme disgust: "I have defeated the Buddha in a fight now. I have pure six senses, and I have no desires or desires, so I will not fight you."

Yang Jian was stunned.

Sun Wukong shook the hair on his body, shook off all the mud on it, turned and went ashore, muttering to himself while walking away: "I will sew a new skirt for Guanyin later, who has time to fight with you."

Yang Jian was even more astonished.

I kindly explained to Yang Jian: "Since he became a Buddha in the west, he felt that his status had risen to a higher level. After thinking about it, he realized that calling himself Lao Sun was not good, so he changed it to Lao Tzu, which is a step forward."

Yang Jian came all the way to look for Sun Wukong, traveled all over the world, and finally found him, just to fight with him, who knows that he stopped fighting, and felt very uncomfortable for a while, feeling that the whole world has changed ,painfully.

Yang Jian said: "How can this be?? Even he doesn't fight with me anymore, who else in the world would fight with me?"

I explained to Yang Jian: "He is now a great director. The Buddhas of the Western Paradise have invited him to rehearse the play in the past two days, but please still can't invite him."

As I said that, I pointed to the south, and the monkeys chosen by Sun Wukong to be actors stood up straight at once, with their heads held high, and shouted in unison: "Believe in the Great Sage, and you will have eternal life!"

This is true.It's just that now that he has become a fairy and started to engage in sustainable development, there are not so many places for immortality.

Yang Jian also started to worry: "Is there any fighting scene?"

I said, "Yes. There is a scene where he beats you all over the floor, so you can play yourself."

Yang Jian thought about it and thought it was very good.

Every day when he was idle in the lower realms, he ate melons with him. He knew exactly which emperor's concubine died today, which prince committed suicide tomorrow, and which started uprising again.

Now someone is looking for him to film a movie, and he is still acting in his true colors. How great it is to be able to perform in front of the Buddhas of the Western Paradise.

So he readily agreed to Sun Wukong to play the role, and the monkey who played Monkey King in the play beat his teeth all over the place.

He was quite happy when he was playing, but a group of monkeys stood beside him and pointed at him:

"The lines are not good enough."

"Excessive ego."

"There is no stage quality at all."

"You can't even read scripts, what are you doing with such an actor?"

Sun Wukong worried: "Do you think I am happy? Who made him look like the character? How can the Buddhas of the Western Paradise pay attention to whether the script is good or not? They just want to have fun when they watch the play. Let's fight! You must know that it is not easy for me to be a director."

Yang Jian:"……"

The protagonist playing Monkey King was so angry that he threw the script: "If he wants to play such a big game again, then I won't act!"

As soon as he dropped the script, all the monkeys said one after another: "Don't, how can you shoot this scene after you leave."

Yang Jian:"……"

Sun Wukong looked at the monkey solemnly, put his hands on his shoulders, and said solemnly: "Remember, you are not acting for yourself."

"It's not for the Buddhas of the Western Paradise, and it's not for me."

"You are for a certain corner of the world, at the foot of the mountain, there is a half-year-old monkey who can't eat peaches, but he wants to make a big disturbance in the heavenly palace. You are for him."

"For his dream, for his future. Understand?"

"You're doing something really great."

The monkey who dropped the script burst into tears for a moment.

He picked up the muddy script from the ground, wiped it clean solemnly, and his eyes shone with expectation: "Great Sage! I will act!"

"For that little monkey who wants to make troubles in the Heavenly Palace, for his dream, I am willing to play against this bad actor from Heaven!"

Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder: "Go ahead. Just act yourself. Don't always think that he has no acting skills."

Yang Jian was suddenly depressed.

It seems that there is really no fight to fight.

Sun Wukong discussed with the other monkeys: "Yang Jian wants to win, so you can change the script and let him win."

At this time, Da Lu, who was sitting on the side, suddenly jumped up: "No!"

"This is my script, change a word and let's not cooperate!"

Sitting next to him was Little Shitou, who also yelled, "Yes! No more cooperation!"

Shouting made Sun Wukong have a headache.

In the end, he had no choice but to sacrifice himself, and said bitterly: "Forget it, I'll act in this scene, and whoever wins the game."

Yang Jian's eyes lit up.

Got a fight?

yeah!