A salted fish secretly loves me

Yu Xian, who was still in a daze on the bed, heard the knock on the door and opened the door with messy steps, and saw Ji Wu standing side by side at the door carrying a few packing boxes and egg waffles.

"Why are you here?... You come in first, I'll wash my face." After seeing Ji Wu's shock at first, Yu Xian remembered his current appearance, the dead house life for several days Make him look very sloppy.

"Okay, you go to wash up, and then come over to eat." Egg waffles squeezed through the door familiarly, and Ji Wuye walked into the restaurant with a takeaway box with his son.It's late autumn now, he watched Yu Xian rushing into the bathroom wearing summer flowery pants, and then added: "You changed your clothes after washing your face, the weather is cold now."

Ji Wu, who was preparing dinner at the dining table, heard Yu Xian's muffled "OK" from the bathroom.When both of them sat at the dining table and started to eat, Yu Xian was still a little at a loss, and he looked dazed.

"Some time ago, I was sent by the hospital to do a charity clinic in the mountainous area of ​​Province Z. When I came back to call you, you kept turning off your phone. I was afraid that something might happen to you, so I brought egg waffles over to have a look."

"...After I resigned, the mobile phone has not been used. It may have turned off automatically, and I haven't charged it." Yu Xian swallowed the pot of meat in his mouth and looked at Ji Wu with some guilt.

"You haven't been out all day, have you? Then what do you eat? I see that you seem to be thinner than before and return to the appearance when I first saw you." Ji Wu was heartbroken by Yu Xian's small eyes full of guilt. Feeling weak, he couldn't help but lower his tone.

"Seeing me for the first time?" Yu Xian misunderstood, he thought Ji Wu was talking about the first meeting in the old street that night, and he thought that the atmosphere would completely subvert his image that day. "Actually, that night I..."

"Little fish, everyone goes the wrong way sometimes. And if that thing goes wrong, it's Yang Le's fault. He shouldn't ask you to do this kind of thing when your life is in trouble."

"..." what? ? ?

"And don't pretend to be an art student in the future. The hairstyle and perfume that day are not suitable for you. You are fine now. Do you know?"

"...Okay..." Yu Xian couldn't say a word. At first, he thought it was inevitable for him to get off his horse, but now he is just a half-hearted?Luckily or... fortunately?

After the ideological and moral education taught by chicken and duck, it was already ten o'clock for dinner, and the egg waffles could not resist the call of the sleepy god, so they met Zhou Gong on the sofa early, and Ji Wu would not open his eyes no matter how hard he pushed.No way, Ji Wu had no choice but to leave the egg waffles here and drive home alone. The lonely Ji Wu instantly had the illusion that people are not as good as dogs.

The next day, Yu Xian bid farewell to his nearly one-month bed-ridden behavior under the pressure of the egg waffle, and started his familiar life as a dog brother.Ji Wu's reappearance brought a little vitality to his lazy life, and he had not worked in winter for several years, and even thought of finding another job in his spare time.

After Yu Xian came out of his hometown, he had been living in a state of food and clothing. Later, Uncle Fang, who opened a joint clinic with his father, found him, and gave Yu Xian the daily clinic share of Yu Nian that had been handed over to Uncle Yu Xian.In addition, Yu Xian has been doing well in the sales industry with his gentle appearance, and his life is no longer as difficult as before. The naturally lazy Yu Xian basically always adheres to the idea that he can spend enough money for work. Don't make it difficult for yourself to get out of bed and go out to fight in the cold winter.

After tidying up for myself, I took the egg waffles and went out to join the morning exercise team for the early risers.Due to the old environment, the old community that Yu Xian rents is located in an area to be developed. The surrounding residents are either young people from other places who are still struggling, or old people who have lived for half their lives.There are some old men and women playing Tai Chi or chess scattered in the park in the early morning, and the leisure time holding egg waffles has become the only special thing.

Egg waffles are well taken care of by Ji Wu, as long as they never run around like a wild horse outside, they will follow Yu Xian's pace.While walking around the park a few times with egg waffles, I received a call from Ji Wu when I was throwing the newspaper wrapped in dog poop into the trash can.

"Mr. Ji, you woke up so early?"

"I thought you must have been woken up by egg waffles today, so I'll give you a call. I'll go to work in the hospital later, and at night you take the egg waffles to Brother Qiao's, shall we have dinner together?"

"Okay, I'll be there this afternoon."

"Also, 'Mr. Ji' has disappeared now, do you want to consider changing your name." Ji Wu's teasing voice came from the other end of the phone.

"..." Yu Xian didn't say anything until he hung up the phone amidst Ji Wu's teasing.I feel that I am a little hypocritical. It is normal for friends to call their names before, but I am so shy. No wonder Mo Mo said that he likes Ji Wu and it is easy to be discovered.

After finishing breakfast today with egg waffles at the steamed stuffed bun shop that I often go to in the old street, I looked at the time a little harshly. It was already the normal time for work. Thinking of Mo Mo, who had been asking me to keep in touch before, I decided to ask her if she would like tonight Let's eat together.

"Little Yu'er, you finally think of me." Before the phone rang twice, Mo Mo's bluffing voice came from inside, "You don't even know, there are only a few people left in the sales department. Landlords don’t even have it all together.”

"Then since you're so free, do you want to have dinner with Brother Qiao tonight?"

"Is Brother Ji going?"

"Go, he organized it."

"What's the situation? Would you like to come to the sales department to accompany me in the afternoon, and review the 'two or three things that the master and the son with kidney deficiency have to say'?"

Yu Xian thought that there was nothing to do at home anyway, and he could go there in the afternoon to see if there was any work that Mo Mo could introduce.So after lunch, he took the egg waffles and took a taxi to the sales department.

"Little Yu'er, why don't you come here as soon as you come? What kind of snacks do you bring? You're welcome." Mo Mo led the bag of snacks that Yu Xian bought along the way, and said with a smile just like Yihongyuan saw the local rich man's old bustard. .

"..."

I leisurely loosened the leash of the egg waffle, and let it move around in the sales department. After listening to the complaints and complaints of the previous female colleagues, I asked a few people about their new jobs, a few people They all said that the work did not end well.Then it was time to start a new day's daily routine of the sales department.

After several clients who were late in handing over the house called away several colleagues one after another, Mo Mo took Yu Xian to the old seat at the stairs.It's late autumn now, the cool air of the floor tiles clings to my buttocks through the jeans, and the egg waffles crawl neatly on Yu Lei's feet.

"What's the matter with you and Ji Wu? I thought you decided to give up." Mo Mo ate the potato chips in the bag like a hamster, and said to Yu Xian inarticulately.

"I don't know, it's not important. I want to find a job."

"Hey... You, who have a share of the family every year, are still struggling like this, do you want to work in a poor and lower-middle peasant like me!"

"......"

"However, I am also prepared to resign..."

Yu Xian listened to Mo Mo's saliva and ate all afternoon, not only didn't offer any reasonable advice to Yu Xian about finding a job, but also ran to resign by himself, and went with Yu Xian Become a duo of vagrants.

Ji Wu got off work very punctually today, when he called Yu Xian, the other party hadn't left the sales department with Mo Mo, so Ji Wu decided to pick them up along the way.When Ji Wu arrived, Mo Mo and Yu Xian hadn't finished packing the sundries that Mo Mo was going to take away when he left the job, so Ji Wu had to send the egg waffles to the back seat of the car and start working voluntarily.

"Brother Ji, are you feeling better? When Yang Dahua left, he said that you were sick from overwork and asked me to help you look after the decoration."

"Are you sick?" Yu Xian, who was busy cleaning the table, was anxious when he heard that Ji Wu was sick.

"..... I despise your way of pretending to care, but actually being lazy." Mo Mo looked at Yu Xian's startled look, fearing that he would be exposed, and while pretending to complain, he stretched out his hand and pushed Yu Xian to let him go. The storage box next to it.

"It's okay, the altitude of Province Z is too high, and it's not acclimatized at all. It's all right now." Ji Wu's reaction to Yu Xian was very helpful.

Mo Mo looked at the vague ambiguity between the two and suddenly felt that God must be a rot, this is the rhythm of burning heterosexuality.

Mo Mo, who was deeply impressed by God's routine, then spontaneously chose to form a single dog alliance with Egg Waffle when he was in the car, sat in the back seat and opened the soul of a rotten girl.After imagining hundreds of thousands of abstinence attacks and Xiao Daishou's obscenities, he finally arrived at Qiao Xiao's pet hospital.

"Brother Qiao, I, Mo Hansan, have come back again!"

"Taijun, if you want money, if you don't ask anyone, I will wash it up and give it to you."

"Fat people are usually stupid!" Mo Mo sat tilted on the chair, looked Qiao Xiao up and down, and finally spit out a sentence lightly while staring at an unspeakable position.

"......" Yu Xian and Ji Wu pretended not to understand this conversation...

After some discussion, the four finally decided to go to a Northeast restaurant not far from the old street for dinner. The main thing is that they can bring the egg waffles who have been pretending to be cute to Ji Wu.When the four of them wandered to the restaurant, the lobby of the restaurant was already full of people. After asking the proprietress for advice, they were arranged in a slightly smaller box.

The ordering is still handed over to the two foodies. Mo Mo, who is studying the menu in the same way, looks at it. Yu Xian and Ji Wu will disinfect the tableware for four people, chat in a low voice, and then look at each other with a smile, and decide to be God once. messenger.

"Brother Ji, I'm leaving today. We want a little bar. Are you going to work tomorrow?"

"Okay, I'm on the night shift tomorrow. But I'm going to drive, you just need to drink."

"Your car is at Qiao Ge's place. This place is close to Qiao Ge and Xiao Yu'er's house. It will be good to live there when the time comes." Qiao Xiao and Yu Xian always felt that there was a routine when they saw Mo Mo talking, although The object of the routine that the two of them thought of was completely different.

In the end, under Mo Mo's sincere suggestion, the four drank more and more, and Qiao Xiao and Yu Xian took the lead in completing the evolution from ordinary humans to the new version of Asian dance kings.With the help of the clerk, Ji Wu and Mo Mo pulled one out of the restaurant. Mo Mo pinched Yu Xian's waist fiercely when he watched Ji Wu help the drunk Qiao Xiao to take a taxi to leave.This pinch of spare time was so wronged that he struggled to escape from Mo Mo's side.

"Brother Ji, hurry up, I can't control Xiao Yu'er anymore."

Ji Wu turned around and saw Yu Xian twisting his body and lowering his head to get rid of Mo Mo, his aggrieved appearance made his heart soften.He had no choice but to put Qiao Xiao on the ground, and asked the taxi driver to wait a while, exaggerating Yu Xian's side in three steps and two steps.

"Little fish, little fish...Are you feeling sick and want to vomit?" Ji Wu supported Yu Xian's body with one arm around his waist, and lightly rubbed Yu Xian's stomach with the other.Mo Mo also took advantage of Ji Wu's attack, quickly retreated a few steps, and entrusted Yu Xian to him.

"Didn't it be fine just now? What's the matter?"

"I don't know, maybe it's Xiao Yu'er's hidden skill when he's drunk. I'll give it to Brother Qiao. Although he's heavy, he's honest. I can't hold him, Xiao Yu'er," Mo Mo said. , looked at Ji Wu with "I can't".

"Okay, you go in the car first. I'll take Yu Xian back."

"Okay, Goodbye, Brother Ji." Before leaving, Mo Mo glanced at Yu Xian, who was half leaning on Ji Wu's arms, and thought: "Apprentice, the master will help you here!" Then he quickly walked to the one who was still sitting on the ground Next to Qiao Xiao, he grabbed the other person to open the car door and stuffed him in. The movement was done in one go, which made the taxi driver tremble three times.When I also sat in the back seat, I had to lower the window to manually say goodbye to the two people who were still on the side of the road, so I told the driver to drive.

"Little girl, where are you going?" The taxi driver's question interrupted Mo Mo's thoughts about Ji Wu and Yu Xian, and then he was at a loss.She only knew that Qiao Xiao lived not far from here, but she didn't know the exact location. Qiao Xiao, who was thinking about it, slowly but soberly spit out an address to the driver.

"...Are you not drunk?" Mo Mo turned her head and saw that Qiao Xiao, who had been stuffed in by her post-modern posture, was already half leaning against the car window to finish the job very comfortably.

"Do you want Ji Wu to go to Yu Xian's house and propose drinking at night, or do you want to come home with me?"

"..."