A salted fish secretly loves me

It may not be your dream that wakes you up every morning, but it may also be the cockroach in your stomach.Yu Xian had already started his day sitting on the toilet at 20 o'clock in the morning. He would eat spicy food for a while, and the interpretation of chrysanthemum blossoms after eating was perfect.In the past [-] years, Yu Xian has never thought of himself as a gay, the first time his anal pain was not because of sleeping with a male god, but having a hot pot meal with a male god.

When Yu Xian dragged his body like a dead dog to the sales department, his lovely female colleagues had already completed the sacred ceremony from mortal to fairy.

"Xiao Yu'er, your body has been hollowed out. It looks like the battle was very intense last night~" The head of the sales department swept Yu Xian back and forth with dazzled eyes, burning the soul of gossip, and immediately ignited the flames of everyone .

"Little Yu'er, I told you to exercise more, and a healthy kidney is everyone's good!"

"I don't think he fell for Tie Xinlan, but for Hua Wuque?" Mo Mo, a little man on stilts, squeezed into Yu Xian's sight from a group of female giants, and made Yu Xian vomit three liters of blood as soon as he opened his mouth. .

"Momo, you seem to have glimpsed the truth~ Xiao Yu'er really has a small face! Looking at it like this, it must be the temptation from the legend!"

"...I have diarrhea." Yu Xian wanted to save his image one last time.

The reason why gossip is so popular among female compatriots is because it satisfies all their imaginations. When you want to wake them up with facts, they will just give up on you.A group of female colleagues who were eager to mark Yu Xian's attributes came back to the front desk. During their heated discussions, Yu Xian felt that even if he had a heart that could be number one, he didn't have the courage to be number one. Yes, this is fatal.

"Here. I knew you must have diarrhea. What happened to Qiao Xiao and I eating some meat from your house? Let's suffer now." When Yu Xian was sitting on the steps with a cup of hot water, Mo Mo went over to help The breakfast he bought was handed to him.

"...Thank you." Yu Xian took the paper bag Mo Mo handed him, which contained a bowl of hot porridge.He never realized that Mo Mo was such a caring little girl, and he was a little moved, but most of his emotions were shock.

"Aren't you going to cry because of emotion? My integrity will not allow me to accept a son with kidney deficiency."

"..." The duck god could never utter human words.

"If you're really moved, tell me, do you have an affair with Ji Wu?" Mo Mo said in a low voice as he sat next to Yu Xian, exchanging information like an underground party.

"..." Before opening the lid of Duck God's Careful Porridge, Yu Xian was so frightened that he almost dropped the bowl on the ground when he heard such an explosive question.

"I'm just concerned about my apprentice's emotional situation. What are you so excited about? Here you go, eat it. It's delicious." Mo Mo opened the lid of the bowl with leisurely hands, and squeezed it again. The spoon stirred the porridge clockwise a few times before stuffing the spoon into Yu Xian's hand.

"..." Can you extinguish the burning gossip soul in your eyes before speaking, can you?

Yu Xian didn't want to answer Mo Mo's question, he wasn't sure what Mo Mo meant, so he could only lower his head and eat the sugared lotus root porridge in the bowl.The sweet red porridge is served with glutinous rice lotus root cut into small pieces. It tastes sweet but not greasy, very delicious.This reminded Yu Xian of what Ji Wu said before that he hadn't eaten authentic candied lotus root porridge for a long time. He wanted to ask the location of Mo Mo's porridge shop, but he was afraid that the other party's language would be endless, so he kept silent.

After the "sugar lotus root porridge incident" in the morning, Yu Xian began to avoid Mo Mo, he had the illusion that the mistress was caught by the palace.When I get off work at night, Yu Xian can't wait to get on a rocket so that he can launch himself home with the wind speed.

"Yu Xian!" Mo Mo called to stop Yu Xian when he was straddling the little electric donkey and was about to ignite and launch.

"Xiao Yu'er, are you angry because of the question I asked you this morning? I just saw the way you looked like last night..."

"Don't you like Ji Wu? Why do you still say that?"

"I like him handsome!"

"...Then why is he disfigured?" Yu Xian was provoked by Mo Mo's so ugly answer.

"Then...well...I wish him good luck!" Mo Mo thought for a while before giving a relatively warm answer, and then suddenly became a bit of a thief and asked in Yu Xian's ear : "You just had an affair with him, right?"

"...Can you change the word?" Yu Xian really didn't want to admit that he and Ji Wu had such an indescribable relationship of "having an affair".

"Okay, change it when you take me home by bike." Mo Yashen sat down on the back seat of his grandpa's little electric donkey, and almost returned the car to the waste station.

Yu Xian finished seeing Mo Mo back home and lay on the sofa, thinking about what happened today, wondering how to get along with Mo Mo in the future.He wanted to resign, he didn't want to see Mo Mo again, Yu Xian just wanted to escape from the incident that he didn't know how to deal with.He clicked on the manager's WeChat and wrote the reason for his resignation in a more grandiose way.Before sending it, I received a message from Mo Mo.

"Xiao Yu'er, do you want to resign? I'm really curious. Last night, we were at Brother Qiao's. You usually treat everyone indifferently, but when Brother Ji comes, you are a good guy." You almost pulled out your eyeballs and pressed them on him. And you often look at him when you are eating, riding in the car, etc. The most important thing is that when you look at him, you only see him. Last night I always felt that I What you eat is not hot pot, but dog food!"

Yu Xian looked at this long message and didn't know what to reply, so he just read it over and over again.

"Don't pretend you didn't see it, I know you're watching." Momo also sent Yu Xian a picture, which was their chat page, with "the other party is typing" written on the top.After being dragged by Mo Mo's tail, Yu Xian was tricked by WeChat again.

"Don't you like him? Do you want to chase him?" Yu Xian replied to Mo Mo thinking that he could resign anyway.

"Axi, I'm just teasing him. I haven't teased him yet. You were seen through by me. Are you here to slap me in the face?"

"..." Sure enough, different species are not suitable for chatting.

"I'm asking you, actually because I like you to pay more attention to yourself. If I can find out, others will find out too. Ji Wu treats you quite differently, but everything is too calm. I'm not sure if he treats you As a younger brother, as a same-sex lover. When we go to work tomorrow, we will act as if nothing happened, I am still your master, and you are still a son with kidney deficiency, how about it?"

"........................See you tomorrow good night."

Yu Xian never thinks so thoroughly about some things, neither will he chase Ji Wu to bring trouble to the two of them, nor will he have the courage to bet his whole life with anyone, nor will he ever see Ji Wu again Determination.When getting along with Ji Wu, Yu Xian never takes the initiative, just stays quietly in his corner.When Ji Wu came to look for him, he would appear happily; when Ji Wu didn't look for him, he would go back to the corner.But Yu Xian didn't know that as long as some feelings are expressed at the beginning, even if the other party only occasionally responds politely, it will make this person deeply trapped and unable to control himself.

The next day, Yu Xian still rode his little electric donkey to rush to work in a hurry. Mo Mo joked with his colleagues as if he had forgotten yesterday's rhetoric.This brought Yu Lei's life back to the calmness of the past, and time moved forward unhurriedly, and soon the day of handing over the house came.

Yu Xian's sales performance in the sales department is in the middle, while Mo Mo is the top seller in their real estate.On the day of handing over the house, since Mo Mo had too many clients, Yu Xian, Mo Mo's number one apprentice, naturally did his part to share the master's work.When Ji Wu led Fa Xiao Yang Le over, Yu Xian and Mo Mo were being bombarded by a group of uncles and aunts at the entrance of the community.

"Let me tell you, I'm a gnawing old man who hasn't bought a house yet. You won't tease me, will you? Isn't this the scene of a fight?" Yang Le, who has been in many battles, feels that this battle is really not like handing over a house.

"Don't be poor, hurry up and get them out." Ji Wu said, and squeezed Yang Le into the enemy-occupied area, trying to pull Yu Xianhe and Mo Mo out.

"Mr. Ji? Mo Mo, you take Mr. Ji to inspect the house first, and I will handle it here." Yu Xian couldn't bear Mo Mo, a short man on stilts, to be besieged by big men and aunts, and he didn't want to face Ji so soon. I, just push Mo Mo out of the crowd.

"Can you do it alone?" Mo Mo was not at ease, but he glanced at Yang Le who was beside Ji Wu, gave some instructions, and followed Ji Wu and the others out.

"Is Xiaoyu okay by himself?" Ji Wu asked a little worriedly.

"It's okay, the house is handed over like this. It won't rise to violence. They just ask. After all, the house purchase is completed after taking the key. I will take you to the house inspection first, and the later procedures will be handled by the property. Today is too busy, brother Ji Don't be surprised."

"It's okay, if something happens, you can call me." Ji Wu had to rush to work, and after inspecting the house with Mo Mo, he handed over the rest to Yang Le, and ran back to the gate of the community to take a look. Yu Xian, who kept talking in the crowd, drove away.

Yang Le finished the formalities at the property and followed the greening of the community to inspect the environment for Ji Wu, a new owner, when he saw Yu Xian eating bread in the corner of the garden.Yu Xian was in a bit of a panic, his white uniform shirt was wrinkled in the crowd, his black uniform pants were stained with a lot of white ash, and he leaned on the garden seat with a listless face.Yang Le recognized at a glance that this person was the boy who pretended to be Tom in the old street on Ji Wu's birthday that day.

"Hey, brother. Are you freed from the siege and hiding here to recharge your batteries?"

"...Are you Mr. Ji's friend? I'm his real estate consultant. My name is Yu Xian." Yu Xian didn't expect someone to pop up suddenly. Seeing that this person was a friend Ji Wu brought over in the morning, he thought of Mo What Mo said before, was a somewhat serious answer.

"I'm his childhood friend, and my name is Yang Le. You two are destined, Mr. Tom!" Yang Le sat down and hugged Yu Xian's shoulders, teasing a little.

"..." Yu Xian, who lost his vest unexpectedly, was stunned.

"What's your expression? You don't admit it, right? I was in the alley opposite that night. I'm a scout with good eyesight."

"......"so what?what do you want me to say?I am also at a loss.

"We celebrated Awu's birthday in the bar over there. He usually pretends to be serious every day. I teased him that day and told him that I found a kid from the Academy of Fine Arts to accompany him all night, and now I'm waiting for him under the street lamp in the old street. Actually, I didn't look for any Tom. As a person who is cheated by him a lot, I just want to cheat him on his birthday."

"..." You obviously cheated me!

"As soon as he went out, I followed him out. I saw that after he came back after talking with you for a long time, he told me that he told Tom to go home and don't do these things in the future. He also said that your taste is a bit peculiar. I will Knowing that you actually told him that you are Tom. Haha..."

"..." I said that I would call Mrs. Tom from that night on, okay?

"Hey, don't keep talking, we're chatting, I think you're boring too. Let me tell you..."

Before Yu Xian met Yang Le, his understanding of soldiers was basically based on textbooks and TV dramas, so he always thought that soldiers were unsmiling, upright, and showed a sense of righteousness in every gesture.But Yang Le's appearance completely made him understand how superficial he was!If Mo Mo is the duck god who can kill people with one sentence, then Yang Le is the monk Tang who talks so much that he drives people crazy.During the rare half-hour lunch break, Yang Le talked about the development and growth of the square dance in the community in the future from the pissing competition with Ji Wu in open crotch pants.When his colleagues came to ask Yu Xian to go back, Yang Le repeatedly said that he had a good chat today and would talk in detail next time if he had time.For the first time, Yu Xian took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Ji Wu.

"Your friend is good at chatting."