Hogwarts: What wicked thoughts could a little wizard possibly have?

Vaughn: "I, the Weasleys, the staunch Gryffindors! My sorting into Slytherin was entirely due to the Sorting Hat, what does it have to do with me? Recruiting werewolves? Starting a wizarding revolution? Impossible! I'm just a teenage wizard!" Cornelius Fudge: "Dumbledore wants to overthrow the Ministry of Magic! He wants to rule the wizarding world! Vaughn Weasley? Just a pathetic little guy pushed to the forefront!" Voldemort: "Damn Weasley! Damn Dumbledore! I am the Dark Lord! I am!" Grindelwald: "Albus, for the greater good, let us forge a blood pact once more!" Dumbledore: "I... how did I become the Dark Lord?" Vaughn: "Professor, if not you, then who is it? I just wanted to gain some fame and improve my magical abilities."