Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.

An IV drip tube was a rare item in those days.

Kids these days can buy whatever they need, but kids back then could pick up whatever they needed, and if they couldn't find it, they'd steal it.

Few men over fifty or sixty years old haven't stolen something in their childhood.

After Lu Yao stole the leather bag, Huang Yuejuan also put on her coat and came out.

The two walked quickly, their footsteps crunching loudly in the snow.

"what!"

Huang Yuejuan suddenly slipped and almost fell on her bottom.

Lu Yao hugged her from behind.

He helped her up, only to find that she had slapped Lu Yao several times with a flushed face.

"You brat, what are you doing, getting all clumsy!"

Lu Yao then realized that he had just put his hands under her armpits and covered her chest.

She carried her own gag, and Huang Yuejuan wore an overcoat and a cotton-padded jacket.

Lu Yao didn't feel anything at all; in fact, she blushed and her neck turned red.

Sigh, people these days are too conservative!

He tricked Huang Yuejuan into going inside to see Xiaoqian about her stomachache.

Lu Yao pretended to go to the toilet and ran to the warehouse to make a slingshot out of a piece of leather.

When he returned to the room, Huang Yuejuan reached into the small bellyband of Lu Xiaoqian's onesie and was rubbing her stomach.

Lu Xiaoqian was covered in sweat, and it wasn't an act; her stomach really hurt because she had eaten too much tiger meat last night.

Finally, Huang Yuejuan left a few digestive pills for her before leaving.

Lu Yao looked at his mother, who also had a stomachache, and said, "Mom, why don't you take the tiger meat and exchange it for some cornmeal, make flatbread or porridge? Otherwise, you'll be in trouble."

A stomach full of water; I can't handle too much meat.

Then Lu Yao came out, holding a slingshot, and waited at the door for Uncle Ba and his hunting team to come out.

In the past, the hunting teams would come out around this time every day.

But after waiting for a long time, there was still no sign of them.

At this moment, a man from Tun Dong walked over with his body hunched over and his hands tucked into his sleeves.

The man had a swollen nose and a bruise on his forehead; he was none other than Li Youtian, who had been kicked unconscious by Lu Yao yesterday.

Seeing Lu Yao standing at the door, he spat out a "pui" from afar.

"Hmph, still waiting for the hunting party? They're long gone. Ding Dahu said he wouldn't take you, let's see who dares to!"

After saying that, he quickened his pace and took a detour to the clinic to get his medicine.

So they've all left.

Li Youtian is right; when Ding Dahu speaks, Uncle Ba and the others certainly won't dare to disobey him.

With only a slingshot and a machete, he wandered alone in the mountains hunting, his strength was too weak.

If I encounter a wolf, I can handle it myself.

If you encounter three or five wolves, you won't even have a chance to escape.

Pull up the slingshot and practice your aim on Li Youtian from a distance.

"Chirp...slap"

"Oh dear, who is it? Who is it?"

Li Youtian covered his buttocks and bounced around.

When I looked back at Lu Yao, he was already gone.

He didn't know why his butt felt like it had been pricked by a stove.

Lu Yao didn't have much equipment, so he couldn't go deep into the mountains and just wandered around on the hillside.

There are many trees and birds here.

Unfortunately, there are mostly sparrows here.

This bird is also called "Old Thief" in Northeast China, because it's so cunning.

They flew away before anyone could get close.

Sometimes they tease you on purpose, chattering away from afar. If you walk closer, they fly away, but not too far, just so you can see them.

Lu Yao chased after him for a long time without catching him, and angrily cursed:

"If I had a gun, I wouldn't bother chasing you!"

In the end, Lu Yao chose to wait patiently for the opportunity to strike.

They remained hidden in the woods, motionless.

Until a flock of sparrows from the old village flew down and landed on a nearby tree.

"Chirp"

A bullet was fired.

It violently knocked a sparrow off.

It died as soon as it landed.

The rest of the sparrows scattered in a flurry.

After waiting for more than an hour, Lu Yao caught two sparrows.

They even shot a live crow.

That's such a stupid method!

Lu Yao wandered around in the woods, feeling anxious.

These two birds wouldn't even be enough to satisfy Lu Xiaoqian, the little foodie, when she got back.

Crows are scavengers; their meat is smelly and not tasty.

Go forward again.

Suddenly, he noticed several faint paw prints on the snow.

"rabbit?"

He quickly went closer to take a look.

It's not a rabbit, it's a civet.

This thing is quite ferocious, almost like a small leopard.

However, humans, being at the top of the food chain, are naturally not afraid of it.

Lu Yao came up with a plan.

Take it off the drawstring that ties the cotton pants.

They pulled out the thread and made a thinner rope.

Then make a slipknot and bury it in the snow.

Pull down a branch, bend it, and tie a rope around it.

Then use a piece of wood as a wedge to wed the branch into the crack in the stone so it won't bounce up.

Then, pierce the wing of the injured crow with a twig and put it in the trap.

The crow's leg was tied to the tree hair with a piece of rope.

To prevent the civet from snatching the prey and running away, as those creatures move too fast and the trap might not be able to catch it when it springs up.

The crows cried out in anguish.

Hopefully, this will attract the mountain fox.

With heavy snow blocking the mountains, life is tough for all animals.

The instinct is to strive for food.

So as long as there are wild leopards nearby, there's no worry about them coming to forage.

Waiting for a sparrow to run into a tree stump is not as good as waiting for a wildcat to run into it.

No matter what, it's bigger than a bird!

Once it gets into the noose, I can shoot a pellet from a distance to deflect the pin, causing the branch to bounce up and trap it.

Then he quickly went over and finished it off with a machete.

It's a good idea, but I don't know if this crude mechanism can catch the agile civet.

If only there were a long rope.

In this day and age, everything is a luxury.

Even a decent rope isn't something every household has.

Lu Yao pulled up his pants and moved a little further away, lying down in the snow.

Get a feel for the distance.

It's best to stay far away to avoid being spotted by the raccoon.

However, it cannot be too far; it must be within the range of a slingshot.

After climbing for more than ten minutes, the fluttering crow was almost dead.

The mountain fox hasn't arrived yet.

Lu Yao was almost ready to give up.

Lying in the snow was bitterly cold; my cotton clothes were soaked through in no time.

Just now.

A small shadow jumped out from behind a big tree.

It's really coming!

It was indeed a civet cat, creeping stealthily closer to the crow.

Ten meters away from the crow... eight meters... five meters...

Lu Yao pulled up his slingshot.

Just as he pounced to snatch the crow, the pin was knocked off, and the branch bounced up.

If the timing isn't right, the civet will snatch the crow and run away.

Lu Yao focused intently, holding his breath.

Suddenly, I heard the soft sound of footsteps in the snow behind me.

Damn it, I hope it's not like the mantis stalks the cicada unaware of the oriole behind, or a snow leopard comes and snatches me up.

When I turned around, it was Ding Mei.

He walked over, carrying a bundle of rope in one hand and a machete in the other, dressed in thick clothes and looking like a pumpkin.

Lu Yao quickly held up a finger to her:

He shushed me a little.

Ding Mei saw him lying there from afar, wondering what he was doing, so she quietly walked over.

Huh?

This country bumpkin, wearing wide-legged trousers without a belt, grinned and kept making faces at himself.

Ding Mei glared at him.

I overheard Mom and Dad talking. Boys like to play with their penises when they get older. Could this kid have that hobby too?

Just as he was about to walk away, he saw Lu Yao suddenly straighten up, his slingshot fully drawn.

"Chirp"

A bullet shot through the air.

"Snap"

Knock off the pin, and the rope loop pops out onto the snow.

The mountain fox, which was tearing apart a crow, suddenly jumped up.

The rope had caught on one of its hind legs; it was just a hair's breadth away from escaping.

The branch bounced up, and the civet struggled in mid-air, turning back to bite the rope noose.

"You can't escape now!"

Lu Yao jumped up, grabbed a wood-chopping knife, and ran over.

Ding Mei then realized that Lu Yao was actually setting a trap to hunt.

Follow him and run.

"Ugh! How disgusting."

The boy's cotton-padded trousers and underpants fell down as he ran, revealing half of his buttocks!

Lu Yao didn't care about anything else.

He pounced and slashed the mountain fox's neck twice.

The knife was very sharp. The mountain fox was stabbed and struggled and jumped on the snow, blood splattering everywhere.

It kept howling.

But it still couldn't break free of the rope, and it swayed wildly, clinging to the tree branch.

In the end, he was still hacked to death by Lu Yao.

Ding Mei grinned as she watched Lu Yao rolling around on the ground chasing after the mountain cat.

There's a saying: "Chasing wolves naked—bold and shameless."

This kid's cotton pants flew off, he's really bold and doesn't care about being embarrassed!

After killing the mountain weasel, Lu Yao quickly took off his waist rope and pulled up his cotton trousers.

He looked at Ding Mei with excitement:

"How about that? Aren't I awesome?"