Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.
Chapter 10 features a young woman.
Although surprised that Lu Yao, this country bumpkin, possessed the skill of hunting alone, Ding Mei still scoffed at it:
"Hmph, what's so great about killing a cat? My dad killed a tiger!"
If I hadn't stopped you yesterday, my dad would have beaten you to death!
But you don't need to thank me. Consider this repaying the favor of saving me from the cliff.
Lu Yao looked at her arrogant demeanor.
She looks somewhat like she did when she first became her mother-in-law.
I remember when I married Zheng Shuang, she cried and made a scene, and even threatened to hang herself.
Finally, seeing that she couldn't separate the two, she forced Lu Yao to call her "Mom" in public.
Lu Yao thought that since he had married her daughter, he could only call her that in terms of seniority.
Who knew that she would later keep asking me to call her "Mom" in crowded places, and to do so loudly.
She wasn't afraid of being embarrassed, but Lu Yao felt embarrassed.
At that time, Lu Yao thought that if it weren't for Zheng Shuang's sake, he would force her to the ground and make her call him "Dad".
Ding Mei saw Lu Yao staring blankly at her and assumed that she had hurt him.
"You country bumpkin, you're such a coward. Others fight tigers, but you fight cats, and you're even proud of it. Humph, with your skills and your poor family, you'll never be able to find a wife."
With that, he took his machete and went into the woods to chop firewood.
Lu Yao picked up the civet and the crow.
Follow Ding Mei:
"Ding Mei, do you know someone surnamed Zheng?"
"Don't know me, so what?"
Ding Mei ignored him and swung her machete to chop firewood.
Despite her slender arms, she is quite strong.
"Click, click"
Dry branches fell down one by one.
Lu Yao smiled slightly: "Nothing, just asking. I can read faces, and I know your future husband will have the surname Zheng, and you'll even give him a daughter!"
Ding Mei swung a machete at him:
"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll rip your mouth open!"
Lu Yao didn't dodge.
I know this woman isn't that ruthless right now and won't actually do it.
But the thought of her pulling out her oxygen tube made me angry.
Even though she's just a machine to give birth to my future wife, I still have to teach her a lesson.
We can't let her off so easily.
"Hey, Ding Mei, would you like to go hunting in the mountains?"
"No, I went into the mountains with a hunting team yesterday and almost lost my life."
"That's because no one's taking care of you. Come with me! Hunt a roe deer, and you'll be a hunter! The whole village will envy you!"
Knowing that this woman was vain, Lu Yao deliberately teased her.
"You're not going? You want to go into the mountains with me? You're up to no good, aren't you?"
"Besides, if I hadn't had good intentions, I would have taken you down yesterday when you were wearing those revealing underwear..."
"Hey kid, how dare you laugh at me!"
Ding Mei came over wielding a machete.
Lu Yao has better hide quickly this time.
She used the back of the knife, and she really chopped!
"Fine, fine, you don't have to go then. You're just pretending to be brave; you don't have the guts to go at all. I'll go by myself!"
After Lu Yao finished speaking, he turned around and ran away.
Ding Mei watched his retreating figure and cursed:
"Go ahead, you'll run into a tiger and get eaten!"
Lu Yao walked away.
Ding Mei couldn't cut the wood any further.
She really enjoys the thrill of hunting.
But her father wouldn't take her.
Yesterday, I secretly followed a hunting team into the mountains and almost slipped off a cliff.
When Dad saw the injury on his forehead, he didn't dare say that he had fallen in the mountains.
But going with Tuwazi... I think I'll pass.
Without realizing it, she looked in the direction the little boy had gone.
Let's just pack up the firewood we've chopped and take it home...
Huh?
Where's the rope?
It was just here!
It must have been that Tuwazi who stole it. I remember his Burmese-style trousers had a huge bulge just now; he must have stuffed it inside.
That damn country bumpkin.
Wait till I catch you!
Ding Mei abandoned the firewood and chased after Lu Yao with a wood-chopping knife.
But after chasing for a long time, Lu Yao's footprints disappeared on a sunny slope.
Ding Mei climbed the hillside but couldn't find Lu Yao anywhere.
Looking at the boundless snowfield, the footprints were soon covered by the wind and snow.
Finding someone is like finding a needle in a haystack.
"You little rascal, you son of a bitch, I'm going to your house to talk to your mother and reason with her!"
Ding Mei walked away unsteadily.
She didn't take the firewood back, and she also lost the rope. She was so angry that she walked with a more twisted gait than usual.
In fact, Lu Yao hadn't gone very far.
He was sitting on an old locust tree on a shady slope, watching her.
Staring at her swaying hips.
Wearing such thick cotton pants, she still managed to exude a myriad of charms.
Lu Yao really wanted to hit her on the butt with a bullet to see if her cotton pants were thick enough.
After aiming for a long time, it was ultimately not launched.
Don't damage your wife's lifeline!
Although Lu Yao is a womanizer, he genuinely likes Zheng Shuang.
He knew that Zheng Shuang's father was named Zheng Wenli and lived in the town.
However, I have never seen it myself.
Ding Mei killed the ferryman and ran away before getting married.
When he met Zheng Shuang, Zheng Wenli had already passed away.
So I've never met this father-in-law.
Seeing Ding Mei walk away, Lu Yao jumped down from the tree.
This long rope for bundling firewood will do.
It's easier to work in government agencies now.
I found a large birch tree.
I broke off a dead branch.
Digging in the snow.
The snow on the sunny side of the hillside has melted and frozen, and there is a hard crust under the loose snow.
Even if people walk on it, it won't necessarily collapse.
Lu Yao stomped his foot through the hard layer and used a branch to carve out a three-foot square piece.
Remove the snow from inside, cover the top with branches, put down a rope loop, and then cover it with loose snow.
Pull the rope to the tree branch, bend the branch with the rope, and then tie it to the trunk.
In this way, once the animal is lassoed, it will fall down, the wedge will drop, the branch will spring up, and the rope will tighten, thus suspending the animal in mid-air.
Ding Mei's nylon rope is of good quality; it won't break even if she hangs a wolf weighing dozens of kilograms.
Lu Yao tied the dying crow to the tree again.
Then bury the dead raccoon in the middle of the rope loop.
Looking back and forth, it seems there are no loopholes.
During the jungle warfare in North Vietnam, ambushes were frequently set up.
The only difference is that one is a rainforest and the other is a snowfield.
Back then, they hunted people; now they hunt wild animals.
The mechanism must be effective.
After finishing his design, Lu Yao picked up his slingshot and went to the woods to hunt birds again.
If you're lucky, catching a pheasant would be even more awesome!
After wandering around for more than twenty minutes, they didn't see a single chicken feather.
This place is still too close to the village.
The more remote and uninhabited a place is, the more prey it will have.
At least I managed to kill two more sparrows.
I rushed back to check the trap rope.
Although the chances of catching prey are slim, you still have to keep a close eye on it.
Don't get caught on anything and run away.
But at that moment, a woman's scream suddenly rang out:
"Get away! Let go of me! Don't touch me!"
Lu Yao was taken aback.
That's not Ding Mei's voice; it sounds like Huang Yuejuan, the commune's health worker!
Lu Yao quickly ran out.
Once they emerged from the woods, they found that the snare had been triggered.
They failed to trap a wild animal, but managed to trap a young woman, who was then hung up.
One of her feet was dangling in mid-air, with only the back of her head supporting her on the snow.
Her yellow overcoat and cotton-padded jacket were turned up, revealing a section of her snow-white waist and belly.
That's not all; there was actually a man next to her.
Instead of helping her untie the ropes, the man started to undo her belt and tried to pull down her pants...
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