Naruto: Starting with the Celebrity of Japan

Ranshu was unaware that he was being monitored by the Third Hokage.

Actually, he wasn't too worried about that, because the reason he had agreed with Teacher Chen to be the caretaker of the Konoha Cemetery was to make it legitimate.

That way, no one can find fault with the reckless display...

After returning to the cemetery, Luanxiu met Teacher Chen.

After giving him the roasted chicken leg he had been dreaming of, Teacher Chen left with peace of mind.

"Young man, the cemetery is now in your hands."

Teacher Chen left with a satisfied final sentence.

Teacher Chen was already someone who didn't want to be bound by worldly conventions.

The reason he chose to stay in the cemetery was that he could occasionally use the excuse of cleaning the graves to collect some offerings to eat...

Now that Luanxiu is delivering goods for him, he can finally give up this last job.

It wasn't surprising that the third generation saw Teacher Chen meeting Ranxiu in the crystal ball.

Teacher Chen is neither a ninja nor an important figure.

Moreover, the fact that Teacher Chen chose to live in anonymity in the cemetery was known to three generations.

There's nothing particularly noteworthy about interacting with Teacher Chen...

After seeing Teacher Chen off, Luanxiu ran to the gravedigger's hut and got a small broom.

Then he picked up a broom and walked to the most luxurious hero's tomb in the cemetery.

Inside the third generation's crystal ball, all that could be seen was Ran Shu standing before the tombstones of Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju, bowing his head in mourning...

"That's...that's it?"

Three generations were greatly disappointed.

He thought that Luan Xiu had some ulterior motive for running out so late at night.

"Is it possible that he was interested in the corpses of the First Hokage and his teacher?"

The third generation considered a rather unrealistic possibility.

But soon, the third generation shook his head and gave up the idea.

"How could this be... Although Hashirama's body is of great research value, it's unbelievable that they would blatantly rob a tomb like this."

"No, let's watch for a little longer..."

The third generation thought to himself, and continued to watch Ranshu's actions.

……

If Ran Shu had heard the Third Generation's guess, he would definitely have said to him, "You guessed right, old man..."

He was only interested in the corpses of the first and second generations.

If we're talking about whose corpses are the most valuable in the cemetery, then it has to be Hashirama and Tobirama.

Luanxiu couldn't wait to see what the two of them would get as rewards for devouring.

He first triggered the system in front of the tombstone between the pillars.

"Devour!"

[A specific behavior has been detected; the current feeding behavior can be switched to a phagocytic mode.]

[Potential consequences of consuming the current target]

[I. Significantly increases chakra levels, with a 99.14% probability (penalties for targets being incomplete after being devoured, prolonged death time, and incompatibility with recipient cells have been automatically adjusted; rewards have also been automatically adjusted)]

[II. Awakening Hashirama Sage Mode and the innate Sage Body greatly reduces the difficulty of developing specific Sage Techniques (Sage Art: Myojinmon, Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands, Top Transformation Buddha, Kouan Enters the Palace with Dropped Hands, etc.), 0.39% probability]

[III. Awakening the Wood Release bloodline limit significantly reduces the difficulty of developing specific ninjutsu (Wood Release: Advent of a World of Trees, Wood Release: Advent of a World of Flowering Trees, Wood Release: Wood Dragon Technique, Wood Release: Minabukuro Technique, etc.), 0.23% probability]

[IV. Learn the ninjutsu "Summoning: Fivefold Rashomon", "Four Red Yang Formation", and "Shadow Clone Technique" (0.16% probability)]

[5. Permanently change your hairstyle and hair color, guaranteeing black hair with two strands of bangs, 0.07% probability]

[VI. Other random effects, 0.01% probability]

[Should we choose to devour it?]

"Holy crap, the god of ninjas..."

Looking at the dazzling list of rewards, Luanxiu admitted that this was the most luxurious he had ever seen since he obtained the system.

He wasn't unaware that Hashirama would offer him enormous benefits, but the abilities on the list...

This was still beyond Luanxiu's expectations!

"I'm envious, I want it."

Luanxiu could only sigh inwardly.

However, while the rewards are good, there is also a lot of hidden information, so Luanxiu must carefully consider everything.

—First, the rewards have been nerfed threefold!

This was the first time Luanxiu had ever seen a system inflict three negative punishments on a single person: "physical disability," "long death," and "cellular incompatibility."

These penalties have also weakened both the probability of obtaining rewards and the quality of those rewards.

On the one hand, the probability has been reduced, making the probability of obtaining good rewards such as Sage Mode and Wood Release drop to a fraction of a percent!

Although there is no doubt that Ran Shu's chakra reserves will be greatly increased by option one, which guarantees a minimum increase in Ran Shu's chakra reserves.

But compared to options two, three, and four, the latter is still more tempting.

On the other hand, the rewards have been weakened. When Yekura was devoured, in addition to obtaining the Scorching Release bloodline limit, she was also given the classic ninjutsu Scorching Release: Over-Steam Kill.

And here between the pillars.

Awakening the Immortal Mode does not directly grant immortal techniques; instead, it simply reduces the difficulty of development.

Awakening the Wood Release Blood Limit doesn't directly grant you Wood Release ninjutsu; it merely reduces the difficulty of its development.

It is clear that the content of the rewards is also strictly controlled.

—Secondly, there's the classic dilemma of not being able to have your cake and eat it too.

As is well known, the system will only select one option as the reward for consumption.

Unfortunately, this time Sage Mode, Wood Release Blood Limit, and Advanced Ninjutsu have been split into three options.

Even if you recklessly show off your illegal entry into Europe, you can only get one of the rewards!

If we have to rule them out, the Summoning Techniques: Fivefold Rashomon, Four Red Yang Formation, and Hand-held Sword Shadow Clone Technique in option four can be obtained from Orochimaru, Minato Namikaze, and Hiruzen Sarutobi, respectively.

As for option five, changing your hairstyle...

Ranxiu thinks her current blonde hair looks better...

But choosing between Sage Mode (option two) and Wood Release (option three) is really difficult!

After analyzing it, Luanxiu felt it was a great pity.

The God of Ninjas is such a great reward, but it's practically impossible for Random Show to obtain.

Especially that probability of a fraction of a percent, it's simply an insurmountable hurdle...

"That's too much, System."

Luanxiu could only leave the stage with regret.

However, upon closer examination, the weakening of the system is reasonable to some extent.

Terrifying abilities like Hashirama's...

Can you even play without disenfranchising it?

"No, I have to find a way to get my hands on all these abilities..."

Luanxiu pondered.

Once you've seen the ocean, other waters seem insignificant. After witnessing Hashirama's Devouring Rewards, Ran Shu could no longer forget it.

To be honest, it's not impossible to obtain these rewards...

Because besides the most common way to obtain rewards from devouring...

There's also a feature with extremely high randomness!

That's a random effect that triggers special plot points!

The previous mission's effect granted Ranxiu the bizarre item "One-Time White Zetsu".

What if I draw that next time a random effect is triggered during a story event—

For example, system misalignment flow?

The dementia system suddenly believes that Ran Shu is Hashirama Senju's illegitimate son, triggering the "Same Bloodline Reward: Automatically Increases Probability and Rewards," granting access to all options at once...

Isn't it beautiful?

Thinking about this, or rather, dreaming about this, Luanxiu raised a crucial question:

When is the next special plot point?