Naruto: Starting with the Celebrity of Japan

In theory, the bodies of the First and Second Hokage should be preserved in Konoha for people to commemorate.

However, according to Ranshu's memories, several factions, including Konoha, Root, and Orochimaru, had obtained some of the two people's body cells for in-depth research.

Especially Orochimaru, at this point in time, Orochimaru has not yet broken ties with Konoha.

Maybe he's hiding somewhere right now researching stele cells...

Therefore, it can be inferred that the bodies of Hashirama and Tobirama in the current Heroes' Tomb are likely incomplete.

"Hopefully it won't affect my driving."

Ranshu recalled Hashirama's Wood Release, Sage Mode, and True Several Thousand Hands: Top Transformed Buddha, as well as Tobirama's Flying Thunder God Technique, Great Explosion Water Wave, and Mutually Multiplying Explosive Tags, and prayed that his system would not disappoint him.

Teacher Chen has left, and now no one is disturbing Ran Shu's devouring of Uchiha Xiaohua.

Although starting tomorrow, he can legitimately stay in the cemetery every day.

But Ranxiu still wanted to complete this initial experiment—

He had to confirm that the system had a bug that could cause it to malfunction.

"Devour".

Luanxiu continued her work, which had been interrupted by the sudden appearance of Teacher Chen.

[A specific behavior has been detected; the current feeding behavior can be switched to a phagocytic mode.]

[Potential consequences of consuming the current target]

[I. Obtain a common brand of anal fissure ointment, 74.37% probability (probability automatically adjusted for cremation penalty from the target being devoured and penalty for prolonged death)]

[II. Minor Enhancement of Sharingan Eye Technique Intensity, 25.62% Probability]

III. Other random effects, 0.01% probability

[Should we choose to devour it?]

Good guy!

Luanxiu finally understood.

Are there any bugs in the system?

I kept it.

But not many.

Just like when I devoured Yekura before, the probability of options that help improve strength has been reduced, while the probability of useless rewards has been greatly increased.

Furthermore, because Uchiha Takakasa had been dead for too long, the system directly applied both "dead for too long" and "already cremated" probability penalties.

The chances of drawing a useful reward are even lower now.

"Alright."

Luanxiu sighed.

He could have easily ascended to superhuman strength by devouring all the dead in the cemetery, becoming invincible ahead of time, and then brought the book to an immediate conclusion...

Unfortunately, the system cannot leave a perfect backdoor to allow itself to become infinitely stronger...

However, the only good news is...

Luan Xiulai's choice to come to the cemetery was correct, even though the probability of getting good items and the rewards from devouring people here is small.

But the sheer number of draws is overwhelming!

Even if things don't go well, you can still do 80 small pity pulls or 160 big pity pulls.

How far can it go astray?

After comforting himself in this way, Ranshu allowed the system to devour Uchiha Xiaohua.

As expected, Luanxiu triggered the most likely option one, and a tube of ointment called Niu Yinglong for treating anal fissures instantly appeared in his hand.

This thing is completely useless against random displays of skill.

Ranshu immediately placed the ointment in front of Uchiha Takaka's grave and paid his respects to the deceased:

May there be no anal fissures in heaven.

Finally, the chaotic show's operation for tonight has come to an end.

The biggest takeaway tonight was that Luanxiu successfully gained control of the cemetery through Teacher Chen.

Compared to this, Ran Shu's Eight Gates technique, which he obtained from Might Guy, seems insignificant.

It was late at night.

Luanxiu immediately left the cemetery and embarked on her journey home.

……

The next day was the training time that Ranshu had agreed to with Kakashi and Guy.

After finishing the chores at the orphanage, Ranxiu and the two arrived at the familiar training ground.

It was quite inconvenient to travel from the orphanage to the training ground every time.

Unfortunately, Director Nonou has not returned to the orphanage, so Ranshu has not been able to inform her about the expansion of the base...

Kakashi's development of Purple Lightning seems to have made new progress.

But nobody cared...

What's even more explosive today is that someone who's always been weaker than Kakashi and Guy in physical combat is putting on a wild show...

He actually managed to fight both of them to a standstill!

"Bang"!

Ranxiu imitated Teacher Chen's Konoha Great Spinning Kick from the original work, kicking the careless Might Guy away.

"Hmm!"

Akai was quite surprised. For a moment, he felt that he might not be able to deal with Ranshu without using his signature ninjutsu and Eight Gates techniques.

"Kai, you were careless."

Luanxiu reached out his hand to Akai, who was lying on the ground.

"Luanxiu, you're a genius! Your physical skills have improved so much in just a few days!"

Akai praised Luanxiu without reservation, took Luanxiu's outstretched hand, and stood up again.

On the other side, Kakashi was equally shocked.

Is there any justice in this world?

This is incredible speed of progress!

He developed the Crimson Flame faster than I could, and grew rapidly in his battles with Akai.

Is it...

Is he really a genius?

Is it a genius who is even more talented than himself?

For the first time, Kakashi felt that his own talent was insignificant in the face of true talent...

"I need to work even harder!"

Kakashi made a decision in his heart.

"Again!"

Kakashi shouted at Ranshu and Guy.

"Ah! Here it comes! The prelude to the power!"

"The Great Leaf Whirlwind!"

"Shadow Dance Leaf!"

……

Just as Ranshu was sweating profusely and enduring attacks from Kakashi and Guy, who were flanking him from both sides,...

Someone is secretly watching Luanxiu.

The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, was sitting in his office looking at his crystal ball.

"A very studious child, and quite capable..."

The third generation slowly drew a conclusion about Ran Shu.

Previously, the Third Hokage had intended to send Minato's team, including Ran Shu, to carry out a mission in the Land of Water.

Today he plans to observe the chaotic show for another day.

As long as Ranxiu doesn't exhibit any suspicious behavior, he can basically approve sending Ranxiu on a mission.

But what if Ranxiu is confirmed by him to be a spy...?

I'm sorry.

The Third Generation Association will hand Ranshu over to Danzo, the leader of Root, to deal with.

Danzo will have nine ways to make Ran Shu wish he were dead, nine ways!

"But then again, if Danzo weren't so busy with the Third Shinobi World War, he might have already started plotting something reckless..."

The third generation took a puff of his pipe and thought to himself.

Of course, the best thing to do is to confirm that Ranshu is a true Konoha person.

After all, during the Third Shinobi World War, Konoha fought against multiple countries simultaneously, resulting in heavy casualties...

The third generation exhaled a deep puff of smoke and began to handle official business while watching a drama series about Ransom.

……

And so, the whole day passed.

So far, there have been no remarkable discoveries in the third generation.

The only thing that made Luanxiu different from others was...

He seems to be very popular with women!

Just as evening was approaching, two girls, Kurenai Yuhi and Rin Nohara, came to deliver bento boxes to Ranshu...

Gradually, it got dark.

The third generation also prepared to turn off the crystal ball TV and take a break.

After today's investigation, he felt that it was time to draw a final conclusion.

Random shows are undoubtedly good—

Suddenly, just as the third generation was about to cover the crystal ball...

The third generation clearly saw that Ranshu hadn't made any suspicious moves all day...

Suddenly, he packed up a few roasted chicken legs from the table and sneaked out of his cabin under the cover of night!

"Oh?"

The third generation immediately returned to their original seats.

He began to watch intently at the chaotic scene unfolding inside the crystal ball, thinking to himself that his wait had not been in vain.

"So, you're finally going to show your true colors, aren't you? Showing off like this..."

The Third Generation stared at the crystal ball, letting the smoke he exhaled conceal him.