Keyboard Warrior's Otherworldly Adventure

The baby's cries echoed through the cave, sharp and piercing, as if they could shatter the stone walls. Sophie frowned in disgust. This little brat, just a moment ago he was so arrogant, unleashing a powerful attack, and now he's crying like a pig being slaughtered. He's really unpredictable.

"This...how...how do I feed this hen?" Sophie pointed at the clucking hen, her face full of confusion. Old Wang smiled mysteriously, stroked his beard, and said, "This isn't an ordinary hen. This is a Rainbow Chicken that I found in the Elf Forest. Its milk contains powerful magic that can help Li Jin grow quickly."

"A rainbow chicken? Magical milk?" Xiao Mei's eyes widened in disbelief. "Old Wang, you're not kidding us, are you? This chicken looks... nothing special except for being a bit flashy." As she spoke, she reached out and poked the hen, which flapped its wings and pecked her in dissatisfaction.

"Ouch!" Xiaomei pulled her hand back, rubbing her fingers that had been pecked red. "That was pretty fierce!"

Old Wang smiled and shook his head: "Don't underestimate it. This Rainbow Chicken is a sacred object of the Elf race. If it weren't for me..." Old Wang suddenly paused, winked mysteriously, "In short, the chicken's milk is of great use to Li Jin."

Sophie still looked doubtful: "But... how do you feed it? Li Jin is still so small..."

Old Wang took out a thin tube from his package, one end connected to a small device and the other end connected to a container that looked like a baby bottle. "This is a specially made breast pump that can collect the milk from the Rainbow Chicken." He skillfully fixed the breast pump to the hen, and with a gentle press, the hen's milk flowed down the tube into the bottle.

Throughout the entire process, Li Jin stopped crying and stared intently at the hen and the breast pump, her eyes filled with curiosity.

Sophie and Xiaomei were dumbfounded. This Old Wang really had all sorts of strange and unusual things!

After filling the bottle, Old Wang held the nipple to Li Jin's lips. Li Jin sucked on it without hesitation, his little face filled with satisfaction.

"It seems he really likes this flavor," Xiaomei said with a smile.

Sophie, however, felt something was off: "Old Wang, are you sure this chicken's milk... is safe? Will there be any side effects?"

Old Wang smiled mysteriously: "Don't worry, don't you trust me? The milk from this Rainbow Chicken is not only safe, but it can also enhance Li Jin's physique, allowing him to master his power more quickly."

Sophie nodded with some skepticism, watching Li Jin greedily suckle at her breast, silently praying that what Old Wang said was true.

After drinking his fill of milk, Li Jin burped contentedly, and then... vomited.

"Wow…"

A spray of milky white liquid gushed out, splashing Sophie and Xiaomei all over.

"Holy crap!" Xiaomei screamed, jumping up. "What is this thing?! It stinks!"

Sophie also looked disgusted. This breast milk smelled like... rotten eggs?

Old Wang coughed awkwardly, "Uh... this... this might be because the milk of the Rainbow Chicken contains powerful magic, so... the taste is a bit special."

"Special? This is practically... a poison gas attack!" Xiaomei pinched her nose, looking utterly hopeless.

Sophie couldn't help but complain, "Old Wang, can you come up with something normal next time? This stuff... I'm afraid Li Jin will be suffocated by the stench before he even grows up."

Old Wang chuckled sheepishly, "Next time... next time for sure."

Just then, a commotion of footsteps came from outside the cave, accompanied by shouts: "Princess Sophie! Are you in there?"

Sophie and Xiaomei's expressions changed. That voice... belonged to Lin Na's subordinate!

"Oh no! They're coming!" Sophie exclaimed. "We have to get out of here right now!"

Xiao Mei scooped Li Jin up in her arms and said, "Let's go!"

The three of them quickly ran deeper into the cave, leaving Old Wang standing there alone, watching their departing figures with a meaningful smile on his face.

"Hehe...the real show is just beginning..."