Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Ten minutes later.

Chen Xiaobai looked at the photos on his phone, then contentedly put the phone into his pocket.

The crowd dispersed in a panic.

Zeng Xiaoxian was left sprawled on the ground, one foot bare and the other dangling with half a sock hanging down.

"These beasts!!!"

I looked up to the sky and sighed, but alas, there was nothing I could do to change the situation!

Chen Xiaobai hesitated for a moment and then came back. Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in a pitiful state, he couldn't help but feel sorry for him.

He squatted down and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, saying seriously, "Teacher Zeng, you still need to think about this carefully. With Laura's abilities, you can't handle her. Do you believe that she can bring a group of men back this afternoon?"

She's not a good choice; she's not on your side!

I know you don't like hearing this, but as a friend, I'm telling you. Whether you listen or not is up to you. So, take care!

"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth, but no words came out.

"Hesitation only leads to trouble!"

Chen Xiaobai left with his last words, shook his head, and turned to leave. Teacher Zeng needed some time to calm down.

Besides...it's hard to reason with a damned ghost...

Those who are meant to leave will still leave!

I casually shared the photos I had just taken with Lin Qingqing.

"Qingqing, I have something to tell you..."

......

In the afternoon, at the bar downstairs.

"A marriage proposal?!?" x3

Chen Xiaobai was extremely annoyed. He should have known better than to have such a long phone conversation with Qingqing. They would talk for an entire afternoon and never seem to run out of things to say.

If they hadn't called me, I would still be on the phone for ages!

How could I have forgotten about this year's biggest show!

We should have arranged for Optimus Prime to be placed in the living room a long time ago.

Lin Wanyu slammed her hand on the table excitedly, "You said yes?"

"Not yet, the four of them rushed in and interrupted me." Zeng Xiaoxian was a little downcast, feeling anxious and uncertain.

But thinking about it, it's pretty ridiculous.

I would refuse a marriage proposal on a bus.

But if his first love proposed to him, even if she were a public bus... Chen Xiaobai said he would still refuse.

Because he is good at...

She deserves better; I don't deserve her.

So all that talking this morning was for nothing!

To be frank, I've wasted my breath talking.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, a teasing look on his face: "So, are you going to thank us or kill us?"

As she spoke, she looked up at Chen Xiaobai and the other two, "The scene back then was incredibly shocking, very yellow and very violent~"

"Ohhhhhh" x3

Zeng Xiaoxian irritably shook off the arm that was on his shoulder and said impatiently, "Stop making sarcastic remarks and let me calm down. My mind is completely messed up!"

Oh my god!!!

After saying that, he clutched his head in anguish, but his clever mind took over again, and he immediately traveled to his life after he got together with Laura.

Teacher Zeng's imagination.

The room was filled with children of all skin colors crying, fighting, and playing with toys.

And Zeng Xiaoxian... the nanny!

"Sweetie~ Drink up, drink your milk~ Drink up, why aren't you drinking?!"

"Sharapova, why are you crying again...?"

"Ronaldo, get down here! Don't treat Zidane like a horse!"

"And you, Ali Baba, taking Ayumi Hamasaki out to play..."

"I'm going to hit you, Beckham! How could you pee on the balcony and look down at the window...?"

"And you—did you mistake my sleeping pills for candy again, Jordan?!"

......

"what!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly broke down and screamed, then came to his senses and muttered, "I've thought it through. I can't marry Laura."

My house will become the United Nations!

"It's good that you've figured it out, keep it up!" Chen Xiaobai smiled and cheered him on, but secretly sighed. You only figured it out now, no wonder you're a Virgo!

Lu Zhanbo said firmly, "Whatever decision you make, we will support you!"

"I...I want to break up! I want to break up, I want to..." Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then suddenly seemed possessed, muttering to himself incessantly.

"That's called severing ties. Strictly speaking, you're just a toy to her..." Chen Xiaobai kindly reminded him.

"That's not important!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in despair. "What's important is to imagine this scenario: you're sitting next to her, and she's casually joking and laughing with you..."

"and many more!"

Chen Xiaobai quickly stopped Zeng Xiaoxian's wild imagination, clearing his throat lightly, "Teacher Zeng, the scenario you described will absolutely not happen to you!"

"Then what am I?"

“The correct scenario should be like this!” Lu Ziqiao took over the conversation:

"You break up with her, she looks at you quietly, you break down and cry, and then! She pulls you into her arms and says righteously, 'Don't cry, go wash up and go to bed, you have to go to work tomorrow! Don't talk nonsense!'"

Snapped!

The crowd applauded in agreement; "Agreed!"

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment, but ultimately chickened out: "I think we should consider this further."

"Teacher Zeng, this matter cannot be delayed, otherwise there will be endless trouble!" Lu Ziqiao earnestly advised, "Don't worry, you can't hurt Laura!"

“Yes, Teacher Zeng!” Chen Xiaobai looked at the text message on his phone and suddenly smiled. “I’ll give you a gift after you break up with your boyfriend.”

"What gift?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, puzzled.

Chen Xiaobai said mysteriously, "It's a secret!"

"Hesitation will only lead to chaos! If you let yourself be forced into this situation, it will be too late!"

Even Lu Zhanbo understood, and spoke righteously.

Chen Xiaobai glanced at him in surprise. The young man has improved!

"There's something weird about that being applied to me," Zeng Xiaoxian wondered, then suddenly realized, "Wait, you mean today?"

"Yes, today!" Lin Wanyu nodded seriously. "We'll keep watch for you here!"

“Kill her today, and we’ll help you dispose of the body and clean up the scene!” Lu Ziqiao said with a wicked grin.

"Ha!" Zeng Xiaoxian gave a bitter laugh: "I dare say you're digging up my corpse!"

"Okay, later when I reject Xiaohua, you reject Laura, and you do exactly what I say!"

Lin Wanyu thought for a moment and came up with a solution that was hardly a solution.

Simply put, it's a bad idea.

The two people are completely different, how could it possibly work!

However, Teacher Zeng... he believed it!

......

Chen Xiaobai certainly couldn't miss this annual blockbuster. In the afternoon, he first brought the Transformers to Zhanbo and had him focus on Teacher Zeng the whole time.

Then he hurriedly went to pick up Lin Qingqing and took her home as quickly as possible.

Afterwards, I took a taxi and rushed back, anxiously watching the time as I sat in the car.

"Driver, could you go a little faster?"

"okay!"

"Master, could you go faster?"

"it is good..."

"Master, could you...?"

"Here's the steering wheel, are you going to drive it?!"

"Master, I wanted to ask you, what do you do for a living?"

Taxi driver: "......＊%￥＊x"

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