Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Zeng Xiaoxian waited with a dark face for the group of people who had openly and honestly hurt him at the dinner table.

The most important thing now is to figure out how another Paul has appeared.

He quickly moved closer to Laura and whispered, "Laura, who is this Paul?"

"You're jealous~" Laura casually stroked his face.

She was an expert in dog training, and her tone, expression, and movements were all extremely natural.

Chen Xiaobai secretly shook his head. Laura had clearly overheard their conversation, yet she remained calm and flirted with Zeng Xiaoxian as if no one else was around...

Teacher Zeng, you're awesome!!!

Seeing Laura's outstretched hand, Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively pulled back, still feeling a bit disgusted. He said somewhat stiffly, "No, why would I? I was just asking casually."

Paul was my college classmate, and he hasn't gotten married yet because he's been waiting for me!

He knew I was here, called and said he wanted to see me. He was crying his eyes out and said he would cut his wrists if he couldn't see me!

Laura spoke casually, remaining calm and composed despite the presence of onlookers.

If we follow her logic, with so many people, if they were of different genders, it would take at least thirty years.

After coming out, he looked up to the sky and sighed, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, never underestimate the poor old age!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was inwardly weeping, feeling both embarrassed in front of his friends and helpless towards the woman in front of him.

I want to do something, but I don't know where to start...

"Then you're going to...save him?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked cautiously.

Laura saw right through him. "Don't worry, he stutters. I have absolutely no feelings for him. I just don't want him to do anything foolish for me again!"

After saying that, Laura didn't want to say anything more and turned to leave.

Zeng Xiaoxian could only watch her departing figure and give a wry smile: "Oh, okay."

Just then, Chen Xiaobai spotted a great scene, took out his phone and snapped several photos of Zeng Xiaoxian before casually putting his phone away.

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, what's that on your ear?"

Everyone's attention was instantly drawn to it.

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian groped around but couldn't find anything.

This, however, attracted Laura's attention. Whether intentionally or not, she deliberately turned Zeng Xiaoxian's head so that everyone could see and exclaim in surprise:

"Oh dear, my earring is right here!"

Everyone: "Ewhhhhh!"

Laura took off the earring, and Zeng Xiaoxian was about to lash out at the crowd who were mocking him, but Laura stopped him. "I forgot to tell you, I put it on last night while you were asleep."

She gently nudged Zeng Xiaoxian and chuckled, "I was just teasing you."

"Hehe, you really have a sense of humor..." Zeng Xiaoxian's anger was extinguished, and he laughed awkwardly.

Laura smiled and said, "I even painted your toenails!"

Everyone: "Oh dear!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at her in horror, wishing he could dig a hole in the building below and hide in room 3501.

"Just kidding!" Laura teased, noticing his expression. "But your big toe is the cutest I've ever seen!"

Everyone: ?( ′?` )

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in alarm, "Did you apply it or not?"

"I won't tell you, just take off your socks and see for yourself!" Laura laughed as she walked out.

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly spoke up to stop him: "Hey, I prepared breakfast for you, it's all European style, why don't you have some?"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you." Laura turned to Zeng Xiaoxian, "I gave up breakfast three years ago!"

But seeing your adorable jealous face when I woke up this morning, I felt so full in an instant!

Bye-bye~

Everyone: "Bye-bye~"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"

As soon as the door closed, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly became absent-minded, sitting on the sofa and secretly grieving.

Chen Xiaobai couldn't help but comfort her, "Teacher Zeng, don't be sad. It's just another hat. You already have so many. Take it easy. Don't bow your head, or your crown will fall off!"

"Hahahaha hiccup~" x5

Just then, there was a sudden noise at the door.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately jumped up and said with a fawning smile, "Laura, how... how is it you!"

As soon as the door opened, Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately hardened.

Chen Meijia pushed open the door, stretched, and walked in, looking completely bewildered: "Why can't it be me? Xiaobai called us to have breakfast!"

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, why is the apartment so lively today?" Guan Gu suddenly popped out from the side.

"I heard you guys laughing non-stop first thing this morning~"

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly moved aside, scratching his head awkwardly, "It's okay, go eat!"

Once Guan Gu and Mei Jia sat down, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu immediately put on a live performance, especially that last burp—it was absolutely amazing!

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was still silent with a dark expression, Chen Meijia patted him on the shoulder, "Teacher Zeng, don't be sad, she has already appreciated your feelings!"

"Don't even mention her! We could feel it on her face!" Lu Zhanbo swallowed hard. "The whole house is filled with warm affection right now!"

"Does it taste like Italian bacon or the McChicken Fillet Burger?" Lu Ziqiao finished another burger in two bites.

"There's no sentiment involved!" Zeng Xiaoxian said nonchalantly. "I was just making breakfast for a friend I hadn't seen in a long time!"

"Then why did that Paul thing you just heard have a...sour smell?"

"You're all looking at me with prejudice, so go ahead and use your imagination!"

Laura and I are currently in the perfect state where neither of us has to take responsibility for the other!

So I'm fine, I have no emotional fluctuations, and I'm not jealous at all!

"Paul? William? Or... douzhi~?" Chen Xiaobai held up the green douzhi in his hand and shook it.

The breakfast they brought included soy milk and porridge, but only Chen Xiaobai, out of curiosity, tried this magical thing.

The amazing thing is that this awful-tasting stuff has been passed down to the present day!

“You…” Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his words.

Feeling blue and sad~ mushroom~

Hu Yifei still wasn't going to let him off the hook. "Our great Teacher Zeng spent two whole years finally getting over the cuckoldry and forgetting about Laura."

Now, it's time to celebrate!

The way to celebrate is... to bring her home for the night!

Everyone: Laughs!

"What do you know?! She has nowhere to stay right now, so I'm taking her in temporarily. She'll sleep on the bed, and I'll sleep on the floor. I'm not just anyone!" Zeng Xiaoxian instantly became furious.

Chen Xiaobai immediately replied: "You're not human when you act like this!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless, but in order to clear his name, he still tried to explain: "To avoid suspicion, I made sure to wear very conservative clothing before going to sleep last night!"

Chen Xiaobai: "Giant Q's big toe?"

Hu Yifei: "An earring?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"

"Speaking of which... there are six of us here, does anyone want to check if that giant Q has nail polish on his big toe?"

Chen Xiaobai smiled maliciously, his eyes already fixed on Zeng Xiaoxian's... feet.

Everyone: "?????????"

"What do you think you're doing?! I'm warning you, don't do anything rash!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized something was wrong. Looking at the strange smiles on everyone's faces, he suddenly felt a chill run down his spine and began to slowly back away, hugging his chest...

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"Ah, ah, ah, ah～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～"

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