Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Zeng Xiaoxian was also speechless. He wanted the people in the apartment to understand him, but he didn't want to be ridiculed.

Well... it's a bit like trying to have your cake and eat it too.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Zeng Xiaoxian asked somewhat impatiently:

"Did you even understand what I said?!"

"Xian'er, guess if Johneylulu, Mike, William, and six other boyfriends, plus three ex-husbands, ever went to the men's restroom with Laura?"

Chen Xiaobai was the first to react, and deliberately made a funny face, hoping to awaken Zeng Xiaoxian's sense of shame.

"Hahahaha~" x7

After a bit of commotion, Zeng Xiaoxian impatiently shouted, "Alright, alright, quiet down!"

"Um...that's not the point. It seems you still don't understand!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze for a moment, then he gave a long, illogical explanation before turning his expectant gaze to another person, "Comrade Hu Yifei, what do you think?"

"I've seen countless despicable people, but I've never seen one this despicable!"

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a worried expression, her voice filled with emotion.

How could you say that about Laura?

"I'm talking about you!" Hu Yifei said, pointing at Zeng Xiaoxian. "How dare you associate with a woman like that?"

"I found it hard to accept at first, but then I thought about it and realized it wasn't a big deal! Being with her is all benefits and no harm!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a hint of loss, trying to sound tough.

Chen Xiaobai watched from the side, thinking to himself, "You're just being stubborn!"

All this talk is just a way to fool the ghosts by burning newspapers at their graves!

He definitely regrets what happened last night, but since it has already happened, he doesn't want to be looked down upon, so he's being very stubborn!

Hu Yifei clearly wasn't going to tolerate him, and angrily retorted, "Have you lost your mind?!"

"Laura is no ordinary woman to me!"

"Hmph! Yeah, what ordinary woman would have a victim support group?"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't hold back any longer and hurriedly tried to cover it up: "What I mean is, she's back, so we can chat, go on dates, and have fun."

Most importantly, I won't bear any responsibility!

Then he looked at Lu Ziqiao beside him and said, "Ziqiao, you understand, right?!"

Lu Ziqiao nodded. This was what he did every day, so he definitely agreed.

"Where is Guan Gu?"

Guan Gu suddenly realized: "Oh, that Palestinian guerrilla fighter and William are not the same person!"

Everyone: "..."

"In short, this is every man's dream!" Zeng Xiaoxian rallied his spirits.

"I don't think so!" Chen Meijia retorted, unconvinced, then looked at Zhanbo beside her: "Zhanbo, is this also your dream?"

"Of course not!" Lu Zhanbo said righteously.

Chen Meijia clapped her hands: "See!"

"Oh, I forgot!" Zeng Xiaoxian teased, "Zhanbo's dream is to go to Narnia~"

"Who said that!" Lu Zhanbo immediately retorted, glancing at Wan Yu subtly before slumping back, thinking, "Whatever!"

"Okay, I admit it's every man's dream!"

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately started showing off.

"No, I don't agree!"

Chen Xiaobai couldn't stand his smug face, so he stepped forward.

"Look, there is still truth, goodness and beauty in the world!" Meijia said proudly, hands on her hips and head held high.

All eyes were on Chen Xiaobai.

"So what do you think?" Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow and said defiantly.

"I wish to find one heart to share with you, and stay together until our hair turns white!" Chen Xiaobai said solemnly. "Don't you find it dirty? Or do you prefer to use toothpicks to pick up water from a vat?"

I remember you, Teacher Zeng, had a cleanliness obsession, right? Putting aside the fact that Laura cheated on you, even in the years since you separated, her life has been more exciting than all of ours combined!

And, most importantly, her attitude towards this!

"How so?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, somewhat confused.

"She can change boyfriends, husbands, and fiancés as easily as she wants. Do you think you might just be a lapdog she casually teases?"

Chen Xiaobai offered a meaningful piece of advice.

"Can..."

Zeng Xiaoxian had just opened his mouth when Hu Yifei interrupted, "Xiaobai is right. The most crucial thing isn't whether he's responsible or not, but getting involved with this woman. Don't forget your hat."

Can you believe this? This is absolutely outrageous!!!

"I can't do it!" After thinking it over carefully, Lu Ziqiao finally decided to follow his heart.

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Lu Ziqiao in surprise. Had he improved overnight?!

Chen Xiaobai: A leopard can't change its spots; he's just panting!

Hu Yifei was only focused on persuading Zeng Xiaoxian, "Look, Xiaobai and Ziqiao are the good men!"

Before he could finish speaking, Lü Ziqiao continued to finish what he had just said;

"If it were me, before deciding to date a girl, I would definitely make sure that I have more options than she does!"

Otherwise, it would be a huge loss!

Chen Meijia knew that Lu Ziqiao was a scoundrel and couldn't say anything nice, so she raised her hand and slapped the pillow in her arms at him!

Lin Wanyu couldn't stand it either, and began to seriously analyze the situation for Zeng Xiaoxian: "If that were the case, that would be great, but Laura is no longer just juggling multiple relationships!"

"I know, I know!" Guan Gu immediately became excited, as it involved the parts he could understand: "This is called, 'Iron chains link boats, as if walking on flat ground!'"

"Look, even Guan Gu knows you can't beat her!" Chen Meijia said with certainty, then suddenly realized what she meant and turned to look at Guan Gu.

"Wait a minute, what does 'linking boats together with iron chains' mean?"

Before Guan Gu could speak, Zeng Xiaoxian finally got a chance to speak and said angrily:

"Hey?! What's wrong with you guys? I've completely gotten back up from where I fell, and I can face it with equanimity!"

You should be happy to ask questions, shouldn't you?!

"Um... logically speaking, that's how it should be!" Chen Xiaobai chuckled. "The key is that there's no logic to it either!"

Moreover, rather than being happy for you, as outsiders, we are more worried that you haven't stood up now, but rather climbed to the edge of another, even bigger cliff.

One wrong step, and you'll regret it forever!

“Brother Xiaobai is right, we’re just worried you’ll fall in the same place twice!” Lin Wanyu chimed in.

Hu Yifei retorted sarcastically, "Don't talk about our Teacher Zeng like that. How could he possibly fall? All green-haired turtles in the world walk on all fours. You try making him trip and fall!"

"Hahahahaha~" x7

......

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at the ridicule. He didn't understand why no one congratulated him, but instead everyone was criticizing him.

Even if he's alone, he can still fool himself!

Now all that's left is rage and embarrassment...

Just then, the bartender came over with a tray holding a green cocktail and asked, "Excuse me, who just ordered Green Mood?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then they all pointed to one person in unison—Zeng Xiaoxian!

"he!!!"

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